《zhongshenghouwozizhule8gebojinanda》zheipianyoumaoenxiedexiaoshuo，gushiqingjiecuozongfuzayihuankouyihuan。jirenyouzhongyikouqikandaodideganjue。zhujiaoshiruoxisongyanfu，《zhongshenghouwozizhule8gebojinanda》jianjie：suoyiwoyizhiyiweitashiweilejianqingfudancailaiduzheisuoxuexiao。danzhidaodaxuebiyeqian，songyanfusonglewoyifengqingshu，wocaizhidaotaanlian……
第一章听不懂人话？
woshijiachanbaiyideqianjinfupo，quezhuilelinhuazhengzhengqinian。
conggaozhongdaodaxue，wotaoxintaofeiaita，baolanleyiqiexiaofei。
zhongyutajujueqingmeibenxianglewo，woyuanyiweiyouqianrenzhongchengjuanshu，buliaozheijingshiemengdekaishi。
hunhoulinhuaduocichugui，haiheqingmeiluangaoyoulehaizi。
takaozhewodeqianzachuyigeshangyediguo，quezhuantoubawoheshuangqinxiaduzhisi，tunbingsuoyoujiachan！
tuxueshenwangqian，taheqingmeiyongwenxiuruwo。
“ruoxi，niyihouyouqianjiunengdedaowoma？nanrenxiangyaodeyongyuanshizizun！dongma？”
zhongshenghou，huidaobanglinhuajiaoxuefeideneiyitian。
zheici，woxuanzenaqianweigou！
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“ruoxi，wochouhuashuozaiqiantou，nibieyiweijiaolexuefeiwojiuhuihenizaiyiqi。”
zhengkaiyanhou，wokandaoneigeshuxiyouexindemiankong。
linhuashuangshoubaoxiong，zhengyonggaogaozaishangdezitaimieshiwo。
huiyishunjianfushangxintou，woxiangqidangchudiyicijiandaotadeshihou。
gaozhongshilinhuachuanzhexifabaidexiaofu，danrengranyangaibuzhushaonianqizhi。
tacongxiaojiushiguer，weiyidejingjijiushibutie，lianshenghuodouchengkunnan。
woyijianzhongqingxinshenglianai，zhudongbaolanletasuoyouxiaofei。
conggaozhongdaodaxue，wobangmangjiaoxuefei、maishoujidiannao，shenzhiyifukuzidoushimingpaishepin。
duoniandeshechirangtayangzunchuyou，weirengaoaofangsi。
zhangzhewoxihuanta，haowuxiaxiandicanshiwodexuerou，meiyoubandianganenzhixin。
zuilingrenexindehaishilinhuadeshuangbiao。
koukoushengshengshuoqianbudaibiaoyiqie，nanrenyaozizunziqiang，quecongweimingquejujueguowodezhuiqiu。
houlaishizaichengshoubuleyulunhewojiehun，queyishiyeweiyoujingchangyebuguisu。
houlaiwocaizhidaolinhuaheqingmeitongjulehenjiu，haizaiwaimianshenglehaizi。
wojitagongsifengkuangtouzixiangrangtahuixinzhuanyi，ranerhuanlaidequeshixuedebeipan！
zhenzhengdebaiyanlang，yibeiziyeyangbushu！
qingmeizhongkunliaodao，zaitayanlijiushibutuminglidedulinvxing。
erwoyizhiqianjin，zaitamianqianquezhishitiaobaojinbidetiangou！
zhishizhizhonglinhuadourenweiwoaitashilisuoyingdang，haijuedeshiwoyongqiandianwuletadenanrendezizun。
ranertawangjileyijianshi。
neijiushimeilewo，tashenmeyebushi！
“xiaohuagennishuohuani，nitingdaomeiyou？”
zheishi，yipangdeqingmeixulijuankaikoule：“nibieyiweihuajigechouqianjiunengzhuidaoxiaohua，wohexiaohuadoubuxihan！”
qianshizheiduigounannvyoudangyouli，zhangzhewoduilinhuadeaifengkuangboxuewo。
jieguojiushiwobujinbangliangrenjilexuefei，haibashenghuofeiyiqibaole。
nalewodeqianhou，zheiduigounannvbianpaochuqukaifangxiaosa，erwoquezainanshengsushexiadenglejigexiaoshi，liangerenyingdoumeikandao。
xiangdaozheiliwolianseyichen，shengyinlengxiao：“nixiangduole，zheiqianwojiusuannaquweigou，yebuhuijiaoxuefei！”
cihuayichu，linhuayanmoulishanguozhenjing：“ruoxi，nizenmegenlijuanshuohuade？”
“jiuyinweitashuoleliangjunijiubuleyile？nixinxiongzenmezheimexiaai？”
tayilianxianedidaliangzhewo，suijidengzhewoxiangqianshineiyangguoquguitiandaoqian。
ranerzheici，woyaorangtashiwangle。
“wobushizaigentashuo，ershigennimenlianggeshuo。”
wodingzhelinhua，yiziyijushuodao：“zheiqianwojiusuannaquweigou，yebuhuijinimenyigezi，tingdedongrenhuama？”
liangjuhuayichukou，linhuadelianseyixiabiandeshabai，fangfowanquanmeiliaodaowohuizheiban。
qianshitatiantianxiangshouzhewonilaishunshoudegongyang，natingguozheizhonghenhua？
guolepiankelinhuazhongyuhuanguolai，xiangshixiangdaoleshenme，youbaichuyifugaozitai：“ruoxi，niweileyinqiwozhuyihaizhenshishafeikuxin，jingranganzheiyangshuohua。”
“niyaoshiyouzhongjiubielaizhuiwo！wokanninengjianchijitian。”
tingdaozheihua，xulijuanyedeseqilai：“xiaohua，rangtaguixialaidaogeqianba，zaibawodexuefeiyeyiqijiaole，dangzuochengfa。”
“bawomendexuefeiyiqijiaole。”
linhuaxiangshizaixiadazhilingyiban：“jiaoleqiangenwodaoqian，wokeyikaolvyuanliangni。”
wolengxiaozhekanzheta，diyicijuedetaneimekexiao。
原谅我？
我可去尼玛的吧！
niyaonanrendezizunshiba，wodaoyaokankannisuoweidezizunzhijigeqian！
“呸！”
wohenhenwangdishangtuleyikou，suijizhuanshenxiaosalikai。
tingzheliangrenzaishenhoumazhe，woxinqingwubichangkuai。
“xiaohuanikan，wojiushuofupojiumeiyigehaodongxi，zheimemeisuzhi！”
富婆啊。
nibushuowodouwangle，laozikeshijiachanyiwandefupo！
zhonghuoyishi，woxiangzenmexiaosajiuzenmexiaosa！
womashangqushechipindian，nazhejilinhuajiaoxuefeidejiwankuaijizijimailelvdedafuni，shunbianzhibanyitaogaoshechuanda。
tizhezhanxindebaozouzaixiaoyuanli，huitoulvdougaolebushao，shaonanshaonvmenyanjingdoukanzhile。
zhei，caishiwobengaiyoushenghuoa！
zhiyulinhuaneibian，wodaoyaokankanmeilewotazenmeban。
xianzaishidasizuihouyinian，ruguojiaobuqixuefei，tamenlianyedoubibule！
erqielinhuayijingyangchenglegaoxiaofeidexiguan，yousherujiannanrudengtian！
xiwangnizhuiqiuyishengdeqingmei，nengmanzunineizhangexindexuependakou！
来到教室上课后。
genbanxueerzhouzhemeitouwenwoqingkuang：“xijie，tingshuoniyoulinhuashengqile？”
“zheizhongshiyebushiyiliangcile，nikebunengyiqiyongshia，daoshihouyoudepidianpidianqukuzheqiutahuilai，duoganga。”
wohehedao：“wogennei**yihoumeiguanxile，yihoubiezaiwomianqiantita。”
xueeryouxienanyizhixin：“nishuozhende？”
“真的。”
wojiantahuaiyiyushiyoutiyidao：“zou，jinwanqupangbianjiubahaipi，jiedainihenhenxiaofeiyibo。”
tingdaozheihuahou，xueeryanliliuchuxingfendemuguang。
“taihaole，nizhongyuxingwule！”
qianshi，woyinweibuxiangjilinhualiuxiaqingfudeyinxiang，conglaibudashanqitananren，yebuqudenghongjiulvdedifang。
tayijubuxihuantailugudeyifu，wobaoguolezijizhengzhengqinian。
xianzaizhonghuoyishi，buhaohaofangzongyixia，zenmeduideqiwozheicuicanderenshengni！
fangxuehouwodaizhexueerlaijiubazhangjianshi。
taconggaozhongjiugenzhewo，weiwopaotuibanshicongwuyuanyan。
shenweidajietouquezhongseqingyou，zhidaoxianzaiwoyemeijitaguoshenme，shuolaiqueshicankui。
“fangkailewan，jinwandexiaofeiwomaidan。”
wohuilehuiyinxingka，xueerkuangxizhebaozhewodatui：“xijie，niduiwotaihaole。”
“wotingshuoqingbaneibianshuaigechaojiduo，zanmenquneibianwan！”
“走。”
genzhetayizhilaidaokazuo，wocaijianshidaodaxuechenglidejiubashiduomeyangyan。
shuaigechengduizha，gegedoushifujinanda，lianshanghaidaizheweituosudeshaoniangan。
zheixiesuibiantiaoyige，dounengbalinhuadadezhadoubusheng。
zhinengguaiwoqianshixialeyan，xianruweizhu。
balinhuacuodangchengzijidebaiyueguangle，jieguotacongshizizhongdoumeiaiguowo，haibawodangchengchouren。
xiangdaozheiliwodasuanfangkailehe：“dianjiu！jinwanjiwokaijipingheitaoa！”
ranerzheishi，taishangzhuchangchuanlaiyizhenqingshuangdetianlaigesheng。
shengyinyichu，quanchangdoujijingle。
wotaitouyikan，dunshilengzaiyuandi。
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