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《zhongshenghou，wochuailebaiyueguangdetiangoulaogong》zheibenshuzaochengdexuanniantaiduo，jirenkanbugoudeganjue。putixiaoyesuiranmeiyouhualidecizao，danshigushiqifudiedang，nenggoushizhiyinrenrusheng，zhujiaoweiguchensuran。xiaoshuojingxuan:xianzaihaizaiqiangjiu……”shenayikudehuadoushuobuhulunle。chehuo？wonaozi“weng”deyixia，yipiankongbai。……

精彩章节

wosile。jiehunjinianri，taxueyebaowoshiti。kudexianggou。kexiao！tabushiaicanlebaiyueguangma？

zhonglaiyishi，zheitiangousheiaidangsheidang！1.zhongshengzhihunfangduizhizaizhengyan，wohuidaolesannianqian。

shuxidehunfang，xiaodushuiweierhaimeisanganjing。guchenzuochuangbian，meiyanlengdexiangbing。kanwodeyanshen，

genkanlajimeiliangyang。“linwan，tahuilaile。”tasangziya，daizhesuzuidetuifei。woxinkouyichou，bushiteng，

shiexin。shangbeizi，jiuzheijuhua，womingbihuanglianku。tazuilide“ta”，shitabaiyueguang，suran。

yigewogenguchengangjiehunjiupaolu，sannianhouyouyaoyeshengzihuilaidenvren。“suoyini？”woxiankaibeizi，

guangjiaocaidishang，**liang。guchenmeitouningchenglegeda，bunaifan：“zhuworangchulai，nishuikefang。

”“pingsha？”wochaoqizhuoshangyanhuigang，“kuangdang”yixiazadishang。bolichaziluanfei，shengyinjiandecierduo。

guchenmengle。tayinxiangli，wogengeshouqibaoside，pidoubuganfangyige。najianguowozheipofuyanger。“linwan，

nifashenmefeng？”tayazhehuo，“biebiwogengfanni。”“fan？”woheleyisheng，yibubuchaotazou，

“guchen，nisuannagencong，yepeifanwo？”tayanlishanguoyisijinge，jiezheshigengnongdeyane。“nizainao，

jiujilaozigunchuqu！”“gunjiugun！”woniutoujiuzou，lisuodehen。shenhoushitabiebuzhudedihou，

genyeshouside。wotoudoumeihui。gunchuqu？laoniangbabude！zheipodifang，

quanshitagensuranneidianposhierdeweier，duodaiyimiaodouxiangtu。shangbeizi，woweileta，baoyandoubuyaole，

wonangdidangtayingzi。jieguoni？suranyihuilai，tabawodangpolanyiyangsaodichumen，lianjianyifudouburangdai。

tashuo：“linwan，nizheizhonghuose，zhipeijiwotixie。”houlai，wobeiganchulai，yifenqianmeiyou。weilehuoming，

shenmezanghuoleihuodougan。zuicandeshihou，elesantian，yundaozaidajieshang。neishihou，

tazhenggensuranzaigaojicantingqingzhudinghunni。duotamafengci。wosizaitamenhunliqianyitian，

sizaiyoulengyoushidedixiashi。linsiqian，woweiyideniantoujiushi，yaoshinengzhonglai，

wojueduibuaiguchenzheigegoudongxi。laotianyekaiyan，zhenrangwohuilaile。zheibeizi，woyanjingliangzheni。guchen，

suran，nimenqianwode，woyibiyibi，lianbendaixijinimensuanqingchu！chulebieshudamen，

taiyanghuangdewozhengbukaiyan。woshenxiyikouqi，mochushouji，bolegeshudebunengzaishudehaoma。“wei，ma，

wobeiguchenganchulaile。”dianhuaneitouanjinglejimiao，ranhoushiwomajiandenengchuopoermodemasheng：“linwan，

niyouzuoshenmeyao？guchentiaojianduohao，nihaixiangshangtiana？”“tadanile？manile？tayaozhenbuyaoni，

womennianglianghexibeifengqua！”womazheishengyin，haishineimekebo，neimexianshi。shangbeizi，jiushita，

bawowanghuokenglitui。weilegujiadecaili，weiletabaobeierzideshoufu，tabawomailegehaojiaqian。“ma，

wohuaiyunle。”wopingjingdirengchuzhadan。dianhuaneitou，shunjianmeishengle。“ni…nishuosha？huai…huaiyunle？

”womashengyindouduosuole。“ng，gangchachulaide。”womianbugaisedisahuang。xianzai，

wozhixiangganjinshuaidiaozheibangxixuegui。“taihaole！taihaole！”womaledezhaobuzhebei，“wanwan，

nikezhenshimadehaoguinv！zheixiagujiabugankuidainile！”“ma，wobuxiangsheng。”“nishuoshenmepihua！

”womasangmenyougaole，“neishigujiadezhong！jingeda！nigandadiao，wodaduannidetui！

”“guchenrangsuranzhujinlaile，tayaogenwolihun。”wojixutianchaihuo。“sha？neihulijingyouhuilaile？

”womaqidetiaojiao，“buxing，wodezhaoguchenshuodaoshuodao！tabunengzheimeqifuwomenlaolinjiaderen！”“ma，

nibiequ。”wodandandishuo，“woxianghaole，zheihaizi，wobuliu。”“ni……”wozhijiegualedianhua。

duifuwomazheizhongren，jiudebitagengheng。wozhidao，tamashangjiudeshaguolai。erwo，

zaojiujitabeihaoleyifen“dali”。2.guchendefanjiguoran，banxiaoshibudao，

womajiugengepaozhangsidechongdaoleguchengongsi。qiantainalandezhuta，yilukudiehanniang，

naodaolezongcaibangongshimenkou。guchenneilian，heidenengdichumolai。“linwanni？rangtajiwogunchulai！

”womachazheyao，genyaochirenside。guchendemishuxiaoshengshuo：“guzong，lin**jintianmeilaishangban。

”“meilai？”womalengxiao，“kendingshiduoqilaile！zheisiyatou，chibangyingle，ganbutinglaoniangdehuale！

”guchenrouzhetaiyangxue，shengyingenbingchaziside：“bomu，youshishuoshi。”“guchen，

nibieyiweilaoniangbuzhidaonineidianhuahuachangzi！”womazhizhetabizima，“suranneixiao**huilaileshiba？

xiangshuailewojiawanwan，menerdoumeiyou！”“wogaosuni，wanwanhuailenidezai！niyaoshiganduibuqita，

wogennimengujiapinle！”“huaiyun？”guchentongkongmengdiyisuo。tasisidingzhewoma，yanshenjiandenengchuochuanren。

“nishuoshenme？”“woshuo，wanwanhuaiyunle！”womadeyideweibadouyaoqiaoshangtianle，“guchen，

zheikeshinideqingurou，nikededianliangqingchu！”bangongshilianjingdediaogenzhendounengtingjian。

suoyourendoubeizheixiaoxizamengle。guchendeliansebianlehaojibian，zuihoudinggezaiyizhongshuobuchudefuza。

tagujiyemeixiangdao，wohuijitazheimedayi“jingxi”。jiuzaizheishi，wotuikaibangongshidemen，zoulejinqu。

“ma，ninaogoulemeiyou？”womakanjianwo，xianshiyileng，ranhouhuoqi“cheng”jiushanglaile：“siyatou，

nihaiganchulai！wodasinizheigebuxiaonv！”tayangshoujiuyaoshanwo。wowanghouyitui，duokaile。“ma，

nizaidongshou，wokebaojingle。”“ni……”womaqidezhiduosuo。wozhuanxiangguchen，

lianshangyidianbiaoqingdoumeiyou：“guzong，womanianjidale，shuohuabuguonaozi，ninbiewangxinliqu。

”“zhiyuhaizi……”wodunledun，zuijiaogouqiyimochaofengdexiao，“ninfangxin，wobuhuinahaiziyaoxienin。

”“bijing，yigebubeipanzhechushengdehaizi，shengxialaiyeshizaozui。”shuowan，

wocongbaolitaochuyizhangzhoubabadebchaodan，paitazhuoshang。“zheishiwodejianchabaogao，ninchouchou。

”guchensisidingzheneizhangbozhi，yanshenheichenchende，kanbuchuxinu。bangongshilidekongqi，yaderenchuanbuguoqi。

womahaizaipangbiantaotao：“wanwan，nifengle！zheikeshigujiadehaizi！nizenmenengshuobuyaojiubuyao！”“ma，

zheishiwodeshi，gennimeiguanxi。”wolenglengdidaduanta。“ni……”“bomu。”guchenzhongyukaikou，

shengyinyadelihai，“zheijianshi，wohuichuli。”takanxiangwo，yanshenfuza：“linwan，womentantan。

”“xinga。”wowusuoweidisongsongjian。wozhidaotaxiangtansha。wufeijiushiqian，huozhebiedeshenmebuchang。

shangbeizi，tayeshizheimegande。jiwoyibiqian，rangwobahaizidale，ranhougundeyuanyuande。kexia，

neigehaizi，zhongjiuhaishimeibaozhu。xiangdaozhei，woxinkouyoushiyizhenmentong。“guzongxiangzenmechuli？

”wokanzheta，yanshenpingjingdexiangyitansishui。“haizi……zhenshiwode？”tawen，shengyinyoudianxu。

woxiaole：“buranni？”“guzonggaibuhuiyiwei，wohaihuizhaobiedeyenanrenba？”“bijing，

wokeshichulemingdeainiaidaogutoulini。”wozheihua，fengcidetaliandoulvle。guchendeliansegengnankanle。

“linwan，nidaodixiangganshenme？”“wobuxiangganshenme。”wodandandishuo，“haiziwohuidadiao，

lihunxieyinimalidianzhunbeihao，woqianzi。”“zhiyubuchang……”wodunledun，kanzheta，

“woyifenqiandoubuyao。”“wozhiyaoziyou。”guchenxianranmeixiangdaowohuizheimeshuo。tachenmolehenjiu，

jiudaowoyiweitayaoyuandibaozha。jieguo，tazhishipibeidibailebaishou：“nixianhuiquba，zheishi，wohuikaolv。

”“kaolv？”wotiaoletiaomei，“guzong，wonaixinyouxiandehen。”“jinisantianshijian，

santianhouwoyaoshimeikanjianlihunxieyi，neizanjiufatingshangjian。”shuowan，wobuzaikanta，zhuanshenjiuchulebangongshi。

womahaixiangzhuishanglai，beiguchendebaobiaolanzhule。zouchugushidasha，wozhangzhangditulekouqi。diyibu，

zongsuanshiyoujingwuxian。jiexialai，jiudengguchendexuanzele。buguo，wozhidao，takendinghuixuansuran。bijing，

surancaishitadexinjianjian，tadebaiyueguang。erwo，buguoshigeaiyandewanyier。

3.surandemimiwohuilewoheguchenneigesuoweide“hunfang”，kaishishoushiwodepolan。

qishiyemeishahaoshoushide，wodedongxishaodekelian。jijianjiuyifu，jibenfanlanledeshu，

haiyouxiebuzhiqiandexiaowanyier。zhengshoushizhe，menlingxiangle。woyiweishiguchenneisunzi，dakaimenyikan，hei，

shisuran。tachuanzhetiaobaidehuangyandelianyiqun，heizhangzhi，zhuanghuadegengexiannvside。budebuchengren，

taqueshiyoujifenzise，neiguzirouruojinger，nanrenkanledoudexinruan。nanguaiguchenduitaniannianbuwang。

“lin**，womennengtantanma？”suranshengyinxishengxiqide，zitaibaideneijiaoyigedi。“tanshenme？

”wokemeihaoliansejita。duizheigenvren，wocongtoudaojiaodoujuedegeying。“wozhidao，

nikenengduiwoyoudianwuhui。”suranyaozhezuichun，weiqudegenshouletiandadeyuanwangside，

“woheachen……womenshizhenxinxiangaide。”“suoyini？”wobaozhegebo，xiekaozaimenkuangshang，

“nixiangrangwojinimentengdifang？”“lin**，wozhidaozheiyangduinihenbugongping。”suranchuizheyan，

shengyingengdile，“keshi，ganqingzheiwanyier，zhendehennankongzhi。”“woheachenfenkailesannian，

womendouyiweinengwangleduifang。”“keshi，zaijianmiandeshihou，womencaifaxian，yuanlaiwomendoucuole。

”“womengenbenjiulibukaibici。”tingzhetazheifanqingzhenyiqiedebiaobai，wochadianmeibageyefantuchulai。

zhenshi**haiyaolipaifang。“su**，nizheifanhua，yinggaiqugenguchenshuo，bielaiexinwo。”wolenglengdishuo。

“wogentashuoguole。”surantaiqitou，yanshenneijiaoyigejianding，“achenyeshuo，tahuichulihaowomendeshi。

”“chuli？”wochixiao，“zenmechuli？rangwojingshenchuhu，ranhounimenliangshuangsushuangfei，xiaoyaokuaihuo？

”surandelianbailebai：“lin**，wozhidaonixinliyouqi。keshi，wozhendebuxiwangyinweiwo，

rangniheachennaodetaijiang。”“ruguoniyoushenmeyaoqiu，keyijinguantichulai，zhiyaowonengzuodaode，

woyiding……”“wodeyaoqiuhenjiandan。”wodaduanta，“rangniheguchen，like，mashang，congwoyanqianxiaoshi。

”surandebiaoqingjiangzhule。tagujimeixiangdao，wohuizheimezhijie，yidianmianzidoubujita。“lin**，

ni……”“su**，womeigongfugennimoji。”wozhilezhimenkou，“manzou，busong。

”surandeyanquanhongle，yankanzhejiuyaodiaojindouzi。“linwan，nizenmenengzheimeduiranran！

”yigeqijibaihuaideshengyincongsuranshenhouchuanlai。guchenbuzhidaoshenmeshihoumaochulaile，

zhengyiliannuqididengzhewo。tasanbubingzuoliangbushangqian，basuranhuzaishenhou，neijiashi，

huoxiangwoshishenmechirendeyaoguai。“guchen，nilaidezhenghao。”wolengxiao，“guanhaonidenvren，

bierangtazailaifanwo。”“linwan，nitaiguofenle！”guchenyaozheya，henbudechilewo，

“ranranzhishixianggennihaohaotantan，nizhiyuzheimeduoduobirenma？”“duoduobiren？

”woxiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohua，“guchen，nigaoqingchu，xianzaishinimenlianghehuoqifuwo！

”“yigeshiwodehefazhangfu，yigeshishangganzhedangxiaosande**！”“nimenhaiyoulianshuowoduoduobiren？

”woshengyinbuda，danmeigezidougenzhenside，zhadetaliangliandoubaile。guchendelianseqingyizhenbaiyizhen，

nankandeyaosi。suranduozaitashenhou，jianbangyichouyichoude，kudelihuadaiyu。“achen，nibieguailin**，

doushiwodecuo……”tagengyanzheshuo，neijiaoyigechuchukelian。“ranran，nibieku，buguannideshi。

”guchenfangrouleshengyinanweita，zhuantoukanwodeshihou，yanshenlideyanedoukuaiyichulaile。“linwan，

wozhenshixialeyanle。”“yiqianwojuedenisuiranmeishayoudian，danzhishaohaisuanlaoshi。”“meixiangdao，

nijingranshizheimeyigejiansuankebo，manbujianglidenvren！”woqixiaole。“guchen，zanliangbicibici。

”“zainiyanli，suranjiushitianshangdexiannver，wojiushidishangdelanni，duiba？”“jiranzheiyang，

neiwojiuchengquannimenzheiduigounannv。”“lihunxieyiwoqian，haiziwoyehuidadiao。”“congjinwanghou，

womenqiaoguiqiao，luguilu，sheiyebieaizheshei！”shuowan，wolandezaikantamenyiyan，zhuanshenhuilefangjian，

“peng”deyishengbamenshuaishangle。menwai，chuanlaiguchenyayidenuhou，haiyousuranyingyingdekusheng。

**zaimenbanshang，qidehunshenfadou。bushipa，shifennu，shiweiqu，shiputiangaididejuewang。yuanlai，

buguanwozenmezuo，dougaibianbuleguchenduiwodepianjian。zaitaxinli，woyongyuandoubibushangsuranneiduobailianhua。

4.chehuoyushiyijiexialaideliangtian，daoshiqingjing。guchenmeizailaifanwo，suranyemeizaichuxian。

woledezizai，zhuanxinshoushiwodepolan，zhunbeibanjia。womadaoshilailejitang，kukutitidiquanwobielihun，

biedadiaohaizi。woyijudoutingbujinqu。takanquanbudongwo，youkaishisapodagun，xunsimihuo。

wozhijiebatatuichulemenwai。duizheizhongren，xinruanjiushijizijizhaobutongkuai。disantianxiawu，

wojiedaoleguchendedianhua。“lihunxieyiwoqianhaole，nishenmeshihouyoukongguolaina？”tashengyintingbuchuxinu，

lengbingbingde。“xianzai。”woyanjianyigai。banxiaoshihou，wochuxianzaigushidashadezongcaibangongshi。

guchenzuozaineizhangbiwochuanghaidadebangongzhuohou，mianwubiaoqingdikanzhewo。zhuoshangfangzheyifenwenjian，

heyizhangyinxingka。“zheishilihunxieyi，nikanyixia，meiwentijiuqianzi。”“zheishijinidebuchang，wubaiwan，

gounixiabanbeizichihebuchoule。”taneiyuqi，gendafajiaohuaziside。wonaqilihunxieyi，kandoumeikan，

zhijiefandaozuihouyiye，longfeifengfengwudiqianshanglewodedaming。ranhou，wobaneizhangyinxingkatuilehuiqu。

“qianwobuyao。”guchenmeitouzhoudesijin：“linwan，niyouxiangshuashenmehuazhao？”“woshuole，wozhiyaoziyou。

”wokanzheta，yiziyijudishuo，“guchen，congjintianqi，womenliangbuxiangqian。”shuowan，

wonaqishuyuwodeneifenlihunxieyi，zhuanshenjiuzou。liangeduoyudeyanshendoulandejita。

guchenkanzhewojuejuedebeiying，yanshenfuzadexiangyituanluanma。tazhanglezhangzui，haoxiangxiangshuoshenme，

zuihouquepidoumeifangyige。zouchugushidasha，woganjuezhenggerendouqingsongle。zhongyu，

shuaidiaolezheigechanlewoliangbeizideemeng。wonachushouji，botongleyigemoshengdehaoma。“wei，shizhoulvshima？

woshilinwan。”“lin**，nihao。”dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyigetingwenhedenansheng。“zhoulvshi，

wozheibiangaodingle，mafanninjinxingxiayibu。”“haode，lin**，ninfangxin，yiqiedouhuianjihuajinxing。

”gualedianhua，wotaitoukanzhetian。tianzhenlan，fengzhenshufu。xinderensheng，kaishile！wozhaolegejiudianxianzhuxia，

ranhoukaishizhaogongzuo。shangbeizi，weileguchenneiwangbadan，wofangqiletaiduo。zheibeizi，woyaobashiqude，

douyidianyidianjianhuilai。pingwomingpaidaxuedewenpingheguoyingdezhuanyenengli，henkuaijiuzhaodaoleyifenbucuodegongzuo。

shiyijiagangkaimeiduojiudehulianwanggongsi，kanzhetingyouqiantu。suirangangkaishiyoudiannan，danwohunshendoushijinger。

gongzuozhiyu，wohaibaolejigexingquban，xuechahua，xuekaodangao，xuehuahua。

bayiqianxiangganyoumeishijiangandeshier，douanpaishangle。shenghuochongshidebudele，

wojianjianzhaohuileyiqianneigezixin、duli、shanshanfaguangdelinwan。zheiduanshijian，guchenmeizailianxiguowo。

woyemeizaidatingguotaderenhexiaoxi。womenjiuxiangliangtiaobuxiangjiaodepingxingxian，yuezouyueyuan。zhidaoyigeyuehou，

yigeyixiangbudaodedianhua，youbawopingjingdeshenghuojijiaoluanle。shiguchentama，shenayidalaide。“wanwan，

ni……nikuailaiyiyuanyitangba。”shenayideshengyindaizhekuqiang，tingzheguaiherende，

“achenta……tachushile！”woxinli“gedeng”yixia。guchenchushile？

suiranwoyijingjuedinggentalaosibuxiangwanglai，dantingdaozheixiaoxi，haishirenbuzhuyoudiandanxin。“shenayi，

ninbieji，manmanshuo，guchenzenmele？”“ta……tachulechehuo，

xianzaihaizaiqiangjiu……”shenayikudehuadoushuobuhulunle。chehuo？wonaozi“weng”deyixia，yipiankongbai。

shangbeizi，guchenkemeichuguochehuo。nandaoshiyinweiwozhongshengle，bashiqingdezouxiangjigaile？

5.jiyidesuipianwoyongzuikuaidesuduchongdaoleyiyuan。shoushushiwaimian，

shenayihegujianeijigeqinqidoujidetuantuanzhuan。suranyezai，kudeyanjingzhongdegenhetaoside，

neijiaoyigechuchukelian。kandaowo，talengleyixia，ranhouyanshenfuzadidixialetou。“wanwan，nilaile。

”shenayizhuazhuwodeshou，genzhuazhulejiumingdaocaoside。“achen……achentahuibuhuiyoushia？

”“shenayi，ninbietaidanxin，guchenneijiahuomingyingdehen，kendingbuhuiyoushide。”woanweidao。

suiranwohenta，yuanta，babudetadaomei。danzhenyaotasi，wohaimeineimehenxin。tasile，

wodechouzhaosheibaoqu？shoushuzuolezhengzhengbagexiaoshi。dangshoushushidedengzhongyumiele，yishengzouchulaineiyike，

suoyourendou“hula”yixiaweileshangqu。“yisheng，woerzizenmeyangle？”shenayishengyindoudoule。

“bingrenyijingtuolishengmingweixianle。”yishengzhaixiakouzhao，leidegouqiang，“buguo，naodaizhuangdebuqing，

kenenghuiyoudianhouyizheng。”“houyizheng？”shenayiliandoubaile，“shenmehouyizheng？”“biru……shiyi。

”shiyi？woxintouyitiao。zenmezheimeqiao？guchenjingranshiyile？zheijuqing，yetaitamagouxueleba！“shiyi？

”suranjianjiaoyisheng，wuzhulezui。“yisheng，neita……tahaihuijidewomenma？”“zheigebuhaoshuo。