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《zhongshenghou，wozaiyulequanduifanquanshijie》shiyibuxiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，youzuojiajuyouguanchuangzuo。gushiweiraozhesuxiaogujingshenlinyaozhankai，jieshilesuxiaogujingshenlinyaodemaoxianyuchengzhang。zheibuxiaoshuojianjujincoudeqingjieheshenduderenwusuzao，weiduzhedailaileyichangshijueshengyanhexinlinglvcheng。jiansuxiaolai，yinyangguaiqi：“xiaoxiao，nverkebushisheidounengyande，deyouyanji。”suxiaotiaomei：“e？neilinyaojie……。

精彩章节

dangshibaxianxiaotoumingsuxiaozhongshenghuibeilvchaguimihezhananyingdilianshouhaisideqianyitian，

takanzheyanqiandilaidedujiu，lengxiaoyisheng——“linyao，nizheibei‘lvchafajiaoji’，

liuzhezigeerheba！”dangchangzhiboshousibailian，shuaichuizhanan，#suxiaoduirenfengshen#baoshangresou，

shundaijihuo【duirenxitong】：“ding！duifanlvchajiangli‘resoutizhi’，duikuzhananjiangli‘yanjifeisheng’！

”1「xiaoxiao，helezheibei，mingxuangedeziyuanfenniyibeigeng～」linyaodeshengyintiandefani，

shouzhiniezhehongjiubei，beiyanhaizhanzhetajingxintumodedoushasekouhong。suxiaodingzheneibeijiu，

qianshidejiyiruchaoshuibanyonglai——jiushizheibeijiu，rangtazaiqinggongyanshangbeiguandemingdingdazui，

choutaibaichudipujinlumingxuanhuaili，lunweiquanwangchaoxiaode「daotienv」。gengfengcideshi，

shihoulinyaocaizhetade「heiliao」shangwei，lumingxuanzeyong「beisaorao」derenshequanfenwushu，erta，

beigongsixuezang、beiwangyouwangbao，zuizhongzaiyiyuzhengdezhemoxiajieshuleshengming。zhongshengguilai，

suxiaodezhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin，yandishanguohenli，zuijiaoquegouqichaofengdehudu：「linyao，nidangwoxia？

zheijiulichandeshi『lvchafajiaoji』ba？」quanchangjijing。linyaodelianshunjiancanbairuzhi，shouzhisisizuanzhejiubei，

quehaiqiangzhuangwugu：「xiaoxiao，nizaishuoshenme？wozenmetingbudong……」「tingbudong？neiwobangnihuiyi。」

suxiaolengxiao，taochushoujidiankailuyin，「zuowanshidianshiqifen，houtaichuwujian——」

qingxideduihuachuanlai：linyao：「mingxuange，suxiaoneishazizhenhaopian，jinwanguanzuita，mingtianresoujiuyoule……」

lumingxuan：「fangxin，tameibeijing，suibiannanie。」quanchanghuaran。linyaomengdipuxiangsuxiao，quebeitaqingqiaobikai，

shoujizhibojiemianduidaolinyaolianqian：「jiarenmen，yulequandiyilvchaxianchangfanche！kankanzheiyanji，

bi《lvchadeziwoxiuyang》jiaocaihaijingcai！」danmufengkuangshuaping：「woqu！suxiaozheibocaozuotaihenle！」

「linyaolvchashichui！xintengsuxiao！」「yuanlaisuxiaoshibeixianhaide！」

soushunjianbaole：#suxiaoduirenfengshen##linyaolvcharenshebengta##lumingxuanzhananshichui#lumingxuanliansetieqing，

gangyaokaikougongguan，suxiaoshuaichuliaotianjilu：「luyingdi，ninshuo『suxiaojiushigegongjuren』，

xianzaihaiyaogongjurenma？」liaotianjiluli，lumingxuandeyuyinqingxicier：「suxiaoneiyatou，liyongwanjiureng，

fanzhengtayemeibeijing……」quanwangzhaguo，lumingxuandefensifenfentuofen，

pinglunqumashengyipian：「yuanlailumingxuanshizheizhongren！exin！」「suxiaotaikelianle，beizheiduigounannvsuanji！」

linyaotanzuozaidi，yanshenyuandu：「ni……nizenmekenengyouzheixie？」suxiaosongsongjian，

neixinfengkuangtucaoxitong：「yaobushixitongjideliaotianjilu，wohaizhenmeizhengju！」

zuishangquedao：「zhongshengzhedefuli，nibudong。」xitongtishiyinxiangqi：「ding！duirenxitongjihuo！

shouciduirenchenggong，jiangli『resoutizhi』（meiciduirenbishangresou）。」

suxiaozaixinlifanlegebaiyan：「zheixitong，dongwo！」zhuantoukanxiangdairuomujidezhongren，

lengxiao：「haiyousheixiangzhaocha？jinguanlai，wosuxiaojintianbuduidaoshuangbubaxiu！」quanchangjinruohanchan，

jiulianzhubanfangdouzhanzhanjingjing。suxiaomanyidishouqishouji，xitongzaicitishi：「suzhu，duirenshizhuyixingxiang！」

「xingxiang？nengdangfanchima？xianduishuanglezaishuo！」suxiaozaixinlihuidui，lianshangguazhedeyidexiao。qianshidequru，

jinshengdingyaojiabeitaohui。qinggongyannaojujieshuhou，suxiaohuidaojiudian，tandaozaishafashang。

xitongrenwudanchu：「dangqianrenwu：huodeyidangzongyijiabinxiwei。jiangli：yanjichujibao。」「zongyi？

zhenghaojiezheresouredugaoshiqing。」suxiaodakaishouji，#suxiaoduirenfengshen#yipoyiyuedu，

tasuishoufaweibo：「ganxiegeweikanguan，jiexialaideyulequan，wosuxiaochengbaole！」peitushiduirenjietu，

shunjianshouhuobaiwandianzan。sixinxiangdanchu《yeshengchufang》jiemuzuyaoqing：「suxiaolaoshi，

womenxiangyaonincanjiaxinyiji，jiabinhaiyougujingshen。」suxiaotiaomei：「gujingshen？neiweidingliuyingdi？xing，

dayingle。」qianshigujingshenduitabuwenbuwen，jinshengdaoyaokankantade「fanchameng」duoyouqu。ciri，

zongyiluzhixianchang。houtai，zhouweiweilengchaorefeng：「xinrenkaoduirenboyanqiu，yepeiheqianbeitongtai？」

suxiaolengxiao：「zhoulaoshi，ninlaonianchidaitiqianle？woshijiabin，bushibaomu！duile，

ninshangcijuzushuadapaideshipin……」zhouweiweiliansezhoubian，bizuibuyan。xitongtishi：「duirenchenggong，

#suxiaoduizhouweiwei#jijiangshangbang。」luzhishi，suxiaoqiecaichadianqiedaoshou，gujingshenturanchushou：「rangkai，

wolai。」suxiaojingya：「yingdidaren，ninkuajiedangchuzi？」gujingshenpieta：「……panizhachufang。」

（neixinos：zuowanaoyexuepengren，jiuweijintianbiaoxian！）suxiaomeichajuetadexiaoxinsi，zhidangshixianqi。

liangrenhudonggaoxiao，#suxiaogujingshenzongyicp#huosuresou，guanzhongxiaofeng：「zheiduifanchamengtaihaokele！」

huidaojiudian，suxiaochakanrenwujindu，zuijiaogouqi：「yanjichujibaodaoshou，jiexialaijinjunyingshiquan。」

2suxiaozai《yeshengchufang》deluzhizhong，yugujingshendehudongkancheng“fanchamengtianhuaban”。

gujingshenbiaomiangaolengjinyu，quezaisuxiaoqiecaishimomodishangchuangketie，haizaitabeizhouweiweidiaonanshi，

yongyiju“zhoulaoshi，wanbeibudongshi，

wotitapeigebushi”huajieweiji——shizeanduizhouweiweiyilaomailao。guanzhongketangkefeng，

#gujingshenhuqi#huatizhichongresou，ersuxiaoquehunranbujue，zhidanggujingshenshi“jingyedegongjuren”。

luzhijieshuhou，xitongrenwudanchu：“dangqianrenwu：naxiada**《shengshi》nver（yuandinglinyao）。

jiangli：yanjigaojibao。”suxiaolengxiao：“linyaohaixiangqiangziyuan？zuomeng！”《shengshi》juzu，

daoyanchenhongzhengweinverhuanjiaofachou。linyaodejingjirensichanlanda：“chendao，linyaoshixinren，

xuyaojihui……”chenhongfanzaodiroutaiyangxue，

shoujiturandanchusuxiaodezongyipianduan——taduizhouweiweishideyanshenxi，xiliyoudaigan。

chenhongyipaidatui：“jiutale！”suxiaojiedaoshijingtongzhi，zhijieshadaopianchang。linyaozhengzhuangrongjingzhidihouchang，

jiansuxiaolai，yinyangguaiqi：“xiaoxiao，nverkebushisheidounengyande，deyouyanji。”suxiaotiaomei：“e？

neilinyaojiedeyanji，shi‘lvchashifukua’ma？”linyaoliansetieqing，

quebuganfazuo（pasuxiaopuguangheiliao）。shijingxianchang，suxiaochoudao“heihuanver”pianduan。

xitongjihuo“yanjichujibao”，tashunjianruxi：yanshencongweiqudaoyinhen，zuijiaogouqishenjingzhidexiao，

taicirulirenchuqiao：“nimendoubiwo？neibiantongguiyujin！”chendaopaianjiaojue：“zheiyanshen！zheizhangli！

suxiao，nverjiushinile！”linyaotandaozaishafashang，jingjirenhentiebuchenggang：“zaorangnibiezhaoresuxiao，

xianzaihaole，ziyuanquanmeile！”linyaoyaoyaqiechi：“suxiao，wobuhuifangguoni！”paisheqijian，

gujingshenkechuan《shengshi》nanerxiongzhang，yusuxiaoyouduishouxi。suxiaofaxiangujingshenpaixishiquanqingtouru，

lianfasidoutouzhexigan，bujingantan：“yingdijiushiyingdi，zheiyanjijuele！”gujingshenquezaixiuxishi，

toutoujisuxiaosailegebaowentong：“changchang，wozuodetangcupaigu。”suxiaoxiankaigaizi，xiangqipubi，

paigusezehongliang，yikanjiushijingxinpengzhi。tahuyidikanzhegujingshen：“yingdi，

ninzheishi……kuajiedangchuzi？”gujingshenbieguolian：“juzuhefannanchi，shunshouzuode。

”（neixinos：weilexuezheidaocai，zuowanchale20gecaipu！）suxiaochangleyikou，

yanjingfaliang：“wa！yingdi，ninzheichuyikeyikaicantingle！biwomazuodehaihaochi！”gujingshenzuijiaoweiyang，

biaomiangaoleng，neixinquelekailehua：“yibanban。”zheishi，gouzituranchuangru，

paidaogujingshenjisuxiaosongfandehuamian。dangwanresoubaozha：#gujingshensuxiaotongjushichui#。suxiaokandaoresou，

qixiaole：“yingdi，ninzheishiyaochaocp？wokebuyan！

”gujingshenergenfanhong：“……woshizhenxinde。”suxiaolengzhu，xintiaorugu。

qianshitacongweiganshouguozhenxin，jinshenggujingshendebiaobai，rangtajijingxiyoutante。tabieguolian：“xing，xianpaixi，

ganqingdeshi……manmanlai。”gujingshendiantou，yanshenlimanshichongni。paishejixu，linyaobuganxin，

guyingshici，daozhijinduyanwu。daoyanzhengyaofahuo，suxiaozhudongzhanchu：“daoyan，

wodailinyaojiezouyibianxiba。”tacoujinlinyao，yadishengyin：“linyao，niyaoshizaiganzuoyao，

wojiubanihelumingxuanzaijiudiandejiankongshipinfachuqu——308fangjian，duiba？”linyaoliansecanbai，

guaiguaipeihe，congcingcishuweiling。suxiaoyitiaoguo，

yanjizhalie（xitong“yanjigaojibao”jiachi），daoyankuangzan：“suxiao，nizheiyanji，

jianglaibichengying...3《shengshi》juzudepaishejinruguanjianjieduan，suxiaoshiyandenver「shenmanshu」

yinglaigaoguangxifen——congyinrendaoheihuadezhongjibaofa。daoyanchenhongdingzhejianshiqi，meitoujinzhou：「linyao，

nizheiyanshentaifukua，zhongxinlai！」linyaoyaochun，zhijiaqiajinzhangxin（dincing）。tatoumiaosuxiao，

zhijianduifangzhengbimuyangshen，zuijiaoguazhexianshidexiao，fangfozaikanyichangnaoju。linyaohendeyayang：「suxiao，

nidengzhe！」「ka！linyao，nidaodihuibuhuiyanxi？」chenhongzhongyubaofa，「zaing，nverhuanren！」

linyaoliansecanbai，zhengyaokaikouqiuqing，suxiaoturanqishen：「daoyan，rangwoshishidailinyaojiezouxi？」

tacoujinlinyao，yadishengyin：「308fangjiandejiankong，haiyaowozaitiyicima？」linyaohunshenfadou，

guaiguaidiantou。heihuaxixianchang——suxiaoyixihongyi，shouchibishou，yanshencongweiqudaoyinhen，

zuijiaogouqishenjingzhidexiao：「nimendoubiwo？neibiantongguiyujin！」taicirulirenchuqiao，

bishouzaizhuguangxiafanzhehanguang，yingdetayandixuesefanyong。chenhongpaianjiaojue：「zheiyanshen！zheizhangli！suxiao，

nijiushitianshengdeyanyuan！」linyaojixiedizhongfudongzuo，quanchengbeisuxiaodeqichangnianya，wanrutixianmuou。

xitongtishi：「yanjigaojibaoshengxiao，suzhubiaoyanganranli+99%。」

suxiaoneixintucao：「zaogaijiwozheijineng，shengdekanlinyaozuoyao！」paishejianxi，gujingshende「touwei」

zhunshishangxian。tapengzhebaowentong，limianshixinxuede「longjingxiaren」：「changchang，hangzhoucai，qingdanxie。」

suxiaochanglekou，xianmeidexiarenguozhelongjingqingxiang，yanjingfaliang：「yingdi，ninzheichuyidounengkaicantingle！」

gujingshenbieguolian（erjianfanhong）：「juzuhefannanchi，shunshouzuode。」（shiji：lingchensandianyanjiucaipu，

lianxileershicicaichenggong。）gouzituxi——「kaca！」gouzipaidaogujingshenjisuxiaocazuidehuamian，

dangwanresou：#gujingshensuxiaotongjushichui#。suxiaokanzheshoujixiaoma：「yingdi，ninzheishiguyideba？」

gujingshentiaomei：「buranzenmeguangmingzhengdachongni？」（suxiao：「……xing，niyingle。」

）linyaozuihoudezhengzha——talianheguoqiwanghongzaoyao：「suxiaoshuadapai，juzubalingxinren！」

suxiaozhijiekaizhibo，jingtouduizhun《shengshi》paishexianchang：「jiarenmen，

kanzheishilinyaodejuben——quanshi『lvchataici』，bitabenrenhailv！」zhibozhong，

linyaongshicidepianduanbeipuguang，danmukuangshua：「lvchayanji，xiaosiren！」lumingxuanyelaicouredu，

faweibo：「mouxierenbieliyongwanjiushuaiguo……」suxiaoshuaichuliaotianjilu：「luyingdi，

ninshuo『suxiaojiushigongjuren』，xianzaihaiyaogongjurenma？」

peitushilumingxuanheshibaxianwanghongdechuangzhao（xitongjianglideheiliao）。

...4【yi、zhongjidalian：zhiboshousibailian，zhananshenbaiminglie】《shengshi》juzudeshaqingyanshang，

suxiaozhengbeidaoyanhezhuyanmenweizhejingjiu，shoujiturandanchuxitongjingbao：「ding！

jiancedaolumingxuan、linyaolianhefabuheiliao——#suxiaoshuadapaibalingquanzu#，fudaiweizaoliaotianjilu。」

suxiaotiaomei，diankairesou。zhidingweiboli，linyaoshengleijuxiadifazhangwen，peitushita「weiqu」

de**hejizhangqiatouquweideliaotianjilu，anshisuxiaoqiangziyuan、balingxinren。lumingxuanzezhuanfaweibo，

yinyangguaiqi：「yulequanbuyi，wanggeweiqianbeizuixialiuqing。」

pinglunqushunjianbeidaijiezou：「suxiaobushiduirenhenshuangma？zenmehaibalingbieren？」「guoranrenhongshifeiduo，

xintenglinyaomeimei！」「luyingdihaonuan，xintengbeiqifudexinren！」xitongtishi：「suzhu，

qidongzhongjidalianrenwu！jiangli『quanwanglurenyuan+100』，『lvchashibieleida』yongjiujihuo。」

suxiaolengxiao，zhijiedakaizhibo。jingtouduizhuntashenhougongchoujiaocuodeyanhuiting，

beijingyinshidaoyandexiaosheng：「suxiaoa，yihoujiushiyinghoumiaozile！」

zhiboming：《guanyuwozaishaqingyanbeizaoyaoshuadapaizheijianshi》danmushunjianyongru：「**！suxiaozhibole！

gangchiguachidaotatoushang！」「zuodengdalian！yaoyaoweiqulianwobuxin！」suxiaojuzheshouji，zoudaolinyaomianqian。

houzhezhengbeiyiqun「tongqingzhe」weizhe，jianzhibojingtouduilai，likexuanranyuqi：「xiaoxiao，women……」

「dazhu。」suxiaodaduanta，diankaizijideshoujixiangce，「linyao，nishuowobalingni？

neizheizhangniwangwobaowenbeilijiaxieyaodejiankongjietu，shiwozijipde？」pingmushang，

qingxipaidaolinyaochensuxiaobuzai，guiguisuisuiwangbeizilidaofenmo。danmuzhale：「woqu！shichui！linyaohaodu！

」「zhiqianhaizhuangkelian，exin！」linyaolianseshabai，jianjiao：「nihushuo！shinixianhaiwo！」「xianhai？」

suxiaoyoushuaichuyiduanluyin，zhengshilinyaohelumingxuandeduihua：「mingxuange，dengsuxiaobeiheicanle，

《shengshi》dexuanchuanqiwomenjiunengkunbangchaozuole……」lumingxuandeshengyinxiangqi：「fangxin，

womaileshigeyingxiaohao，jinwanjiurangtagunchuyulequan！」quanchangsiji。linyaotandaozaidi，

lumingxuandejingjirenhuangmangxiangqiangshouji，beisuxiaolinghuoduokai。taduizhejingtoutiaomei：「jiarenmen，

zheijiushinimenxintengde『weiquxinren』he『nuanxinyingdi』？」xitongtishi：「duirenbaoji！

lumingxuanfensituofen80%，linyaobeigongsijieyue。」genghendehaizaihoumian。suxiaoqiehuanjiemian，

fangchuyiduanshipin——lumingxuanhebutongnvyirendejiudianjiankongheji，shijianxianqingxi，

shenzhibaokuotahelinyaozai308fangjiandehuamian。danmuchedifengkuang：「lumingxuanpituishichui！

shijianguanlidashia！」「linyaoyuanlaishixiaosan！huogai！」「suxiaoniubi！

zheibocaozuowoyuanchengniweiyulequanjiwei！」

#lumingxuangunchuyulequan##linyaolvchabencha#shunjianbaoshangresoudiyi，yaguosuoyouyulexinwen。