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精彩章节

wozhongshengle。shimianmoshi，shuijuechenglebukenengdeshi。yanqian，shiwodefumu，hetamenyangnv。

womeiyouxiangshangbeiziyiyangkuzhepuguoqu，ershipingjingdikaikou：“jiwoqian，yueduoyuehao。

”shangyishiwogangbeijiehuijia，shijiejiuxianruleyongbuxiumiandekonghuang。

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quebeimeimeijiangwuyaofaxianle。“jiejieduibuqi，……wojiushikantakaoqilaihenxiang，

jiufenjilinjugegemenchile，tamendoukuawoshanliangni。”houlai，suoyourendouzhidaolewojiayou“anmiantudou”，

wushurenshangmenqiangduo。bamaweilepingxizhongnu，bawobangqilaidiuchumen：“doushinizheigesaobaxing！

womenjiazenmehuizaonan？”wobeifengkuangderenqunsisui，tamenyiweiwoderouyenengzhumian，zuihouzhishengyijucanhai。

1yanqian，yiduiyizheguangxiandezhongniannannvzhanzhe，pangbianshitamenyangnv，jiangwuyao。“mianmian，

womenshinideqinshengfumu，genwomenhuijiaba。”woma，chenwan，xiaoxinyiyidikaikou，yanlimanshikuijiu。

shangbeizi，wojiushibeizheifubiaoqingpianle。wopujintahuaili，kudesixinliefei，yiweizhaohuilequanshijie。zheici，

wozhishicongpojiudeshafashangzhanqilai。“huijia？”wopingjingdikanzhetamen。“jiwoqian，yueduoyuehao。

”sangerendoulengzhule。woba，jiangwenhai，yigekaozhetoujidaobafajiadeshangren，meitouzhoudenengjiasicangying。

“jiangmian！nizenmenengzheimegenwomenshuohua？womenshinidefumu！”“shengerbuyang，suanshenmefumu？

”womuguangsaoguotashenbiandejiangwuyao。“zaishuole，wohuiqule，nizheibaobeiyangnvzenmeban？

rangtashuitianqiaodixiama？”jiangwuyaodeyanleilikejiuxialaile。“jiejie，wo，woyuanyilikaide，

zhiyaoninenghebabamamatuanju……”tashuozhe，lazhuchenwandexiuzi，kudelihuadaiyu。“mama，

doushiwodecuo，ruguobushiwo，jiejiejiubuhuishouzheimeduokule。”chenwanlikexintengdibataloujinhuaili，

dengzhewo。“mianmian！wuyaoshiwugude！womenyangletaershinian，tajiushiwomendeqinnver！

nizenmenengzheimeedu！”woxiaole。“edu？xinga。”“yiqianwan。”“jiwoyiqianwan，

wozaiyebuchuxianzainimenmianqian，ainimenbaobeinverdeyan。”“nifengle！”jiangwenhaitiaoleqilai，

“nidangwomenjiashikaiyinxingdema？”“kaibukaiyinxingwobuzhidao，danwozhidao，nimenjiangjiadelianmian，

yinggaibuzhizhiyiqianwanba？”womanyouyoudizoudaomenkou，zhilezhiwaimiantingzhedehaoche。“mingtian，

wojiuqunigongsilouxialahengfu，jiushuo**dongshizhangpaoqiqinshengnve，。nicaicai，nigongsidegupiao，

huidiediaojigeyiqianwan？”jiangwenhaidengzhewo，xiangshiyaoyongyanshenbawolingchi。chenwanhaizaiyouyu：“mianmian，

qianbushiwenti，kewomenzhendexiwangninenghuijia……”“dazhu。”wohaobukeqididaduanta，

“nimenxiwangde，shibawojiehuiqu，baizaijiali，anfunimenneikexiaodekuijiuxin。

”“zhiyuwoguodehaobuhao，nimenzaihuma？”“yiqianwan，maiwobizui，yemainimenyijiasankouhejiahuanle，

zheibimaimai，huasuan。”jiangwenhaidexiongtangjulieqifuzhe，zuizhong，tacongyafenglijichulianggezi。“jini。

”tataochushouji，xianchangjiwozhuanzhang。kanzheshoujilineiyizhangchuanling，woxinmanyizu。“henhao。

”wobamenlakai，zuolege“qing”deshoushi。“jiaoyiwancheng，sanwei，manzoubusong。”jiangwenbeiqishuaishoujiuzou。

chenwanhaixiangshuoshenme，beijiangwuyaolazhule。jiangwuyaohuitou，jilewoyigeyiweishenzhangdeyanshen。tamenzouhou，

wolikeguanshangmen。diyijianshi，bushiquqingzhu，ershichongjinweishengjian，tulegetianhundian。weilikongkongruye，

zhinengtuchusuanshui。wodakaishuilongtou，yonglengshuiyibianbiandichongshuazhelian，zhidaopifucitong，caimianqianglengjingxialai。

bunenglangfeishijian。shimianmoshi，haiyoubudaoyigeyuejiuhuiquanmianbaofa。wobixuzuohaowanquandezhunbei。

zheiyiqianwan，jiushiwodeqidongzijin。woyangfumuzaoshi，jiwoliuxialezheigeweiyuchengshibianyuan，

jihukuaibeifeiqidedudongxiaoyuan。yuanzibuda，danshengzaipianpi，zhouweijishimidoumeiyoulinju，

jianzhishimoshiqiushengdejuejiadidian。wolikelianxileyigezuiguidezhuangxiutuandui，yaoqiuzhiyouyige：kuai。

“basuoyouqiangbi，tianhuaban，diban，quanbujiwohuanchengzuigaoguigedegeyincailiao，woyaozheigefangzili，

tingbudaowaimianyisiyihaodeshengyin。”“chuanghuquanbuhuanchengfangdanboli，zaijiazhuangsancengfangdaogangban，

congneibusuosi。”“yuanqiangjiwojiagaodaowumi，shangmianpumandianwanghedaopianciwang。

”“zaijiwowayigedixiashi，yuedayuehao，yaodaidulidetongfengxitongheshuidianxitong。

”zhuangxiuduidegongtoukanzhewozheigexiaoguniang，yanshenxiangzaikanyigefengzi。“**，ninzheishi……yaofangsheia？

”“fangzei。”womianbugaisedihuida。gongtoukanzaiwojiqianshuangkuaidefenshang，meizaiduowen，

likedaizherenrehuochaotiandiganleqilai。chenzhetamenshigong，woqulelingyigedifang。

——woyangfuliuxiadeyikuaihuangdi。neikuaidizaigengpianyuandejiaoqu，yinweiturangpinji，zhongshenmeshouchengdoubuhao，

zaojiuhuangfeile。shangbeizi，moshilailinhou，suoyourendouxianruleshimiandekuangzao。erwo，

yinweicongxiaozaixiangxiazhangda，shentidizihao，zhishibipingshishuideshaoyixie，hainengbaochiqingxing。

jiuzaisuoyourendoukuaibeibifengdeshihou，wowuyizhongzaizheipianhuangdili，faxianleyizhongbianyidetudou。

takanqilaiheputongtudoumeishenmeliangyang，danzhiyaochixiayixiaokuai，jiunengrangrenanranrushuibagexiaoshi。wojiaota，

“anmiantudou”。zheishimoshili，bihuangjingengzhenguideyingtonghuo。jiyizhongdeweizhi，

wohenkuaijiuzhaodaoleneijizhubuqiyandetudouteng。woxiaoxinyiyidiwakaiturang，

yikekeyuangungundetudoululechulai。womeiyouquanbuwazou，ershiliuxialejikexiaodezuoweizhongzi，

ranhoubadabufendouzhuangjinlemadai。wokaizheche，zhijieshaxianglebenshizuidadecangchuchaoshihejiancaishichang。

tuoshuishucai、yasuobinggan、guantou、chunjingshui……suoyounengzhangqichucundeshiwuheshui，woandunmai。

qiyou、chaiyou、taiyangnengfadianji、xudianchi……wobashimianshangnengzhaodaode，quanbaole。

yaopin、wuqi、fangdumianju、fanghufu……zhiyaonengyongdeshangde，woyiyangbuluo。fangziyijingwanquanbianleyang。

congwaimiankan，tazhishiyigebeigaoqianghedianwangweiqilaideputongyuanzi。limian，shinengdiyuyiqiedebaolei。

haiyouyitiaomimididaolianjiezhejiangjia。

gequyu：wuzichucunqu、zhongzhiyangzhiqu、shenghuoqu、haiyouyigezhuanmenyonglaipeiyuanmiantudoudehengwenshiyanshi。

wobadaihuilaidetudouxiaoxinyiyidizhongxia，yongzuihaodeyingyangyejiaoguan。kanzheneixienenlvdeyoumiao，

wozhongyuyouleyisianquangan。jiuzaiwoqingdianzuihouyipiwuzideshihou，

menwaituranchuanlaileyizhenjicudemen**。wozhoulezhoumei，zoudaojiankongqian。pingmushang，

chuxiandejingranshijiangwuyao。tayigerenlaide。chuanzheyishenbaisedelianyiqun，zaibangwandefengzhongsesefadou，

kanqilaikelianjile。“jiejie，nizaijiama？kaikaimenhaobuhao？wo……wojinisongdongxilaile。

”tajuqishoulideyigejingzhidebaowentong，duizheshexiangtouhuanglehuang。wolengxiaoyisheng。huangshulangjijibainian，

meianhaoxin。womeiyoukaimen，zhishianxialetonghuajian。“youshishuoshi，meishigundan。

”wodeshengyintongguoyangshengqichuanchuqu。jiangwuyaodeshentimingxianjiangleyixia，

danhenkuaiyouhuifuleneifurouruodeyangzi。“jiejie，nibieshengqi……wozhidaonihaizaiguaiwo。

mamaqinshoujinidunletang，rangwosongguolai，tahenxiangni。”“xiangwo？xiangwozenmemeisima？”“jiejie！

”jiangwuyaodeshengyindaishanglekuqiang，“nizenmenengzheimeshuomama！tazhendehenaini！neitianhuiquzhihou，

tajiubingdaole，yizhizainiantaonidemingzi！”yan，jiezheyan。shangbeiziwojiushixinletadeguihua，

caiyicicixinruan，zuihouwanjiebufu。“binglejiuqukanyisheng，zhao**shenme？woyoubushihuatuo。

”**zaiyibeishang，kanzhetazaijiankonglibiaoyan。“jiejie，wozhidaonibuxinwo……danshi，wozheicilai，

shizhendeyouhenzhongyaodeshiqingyaogaosuni。”tadeyuqituranbiandeyansuqilai。“guanyu……moshi。

”wotiaoletiaomei。e？zheimekuaijiurenbuzhule？“shenmemoshi？xiaoshuokanduolebani。

”wozhuangzuobunaifandeyangzi。“shizhende！”jiangwuyaojile，“jiejie，nixiangxinwo！zaiguobujiu，

quanshijiederendouhuishuibuzhejue，ranhoudajiadouhuifafeng，huisihenduoren！womenbixuganjinzuozhunbei！

”taguoranyezhongshengle。erqie，tasihurenwei，woduiciyiwusuozhi。zheijiuhaobanle。woguyichenmolepianke，

ranhouyongyizhonghuaiyideyuqiwen：“ni……zenmezhidaode？”“wo……wozuolegemeng！

yigehenzhenshihenzhenshidemeng！”jiangwuyaojimangjieshi，“menglideyiqiedoufashengle！jiejie，

niyidingyaoxiangxinwo！”“zuomeng？jiangwuyao，nishibushijuedewogenniyiyangchun？”“womeiyoupianni！

”takuaikule，“jiejie，babamamabuxiangxinwo，tamenjuedewofengle！zhiyouninengbangwole！

womenshiyijiarena，womenyinggaiyiqimiandui！”“yijiaren？”wochixiaochusheng，“jiangwuyao，

nishibushiwangle，wogennimenyijingmeiguanxile。wonaleyiqianwan，gennimenduanjueguanxile。

”“neizhishiqihuaajiejie！xueyuanguanxishiduanbudiaode！”“xingle，bieyanle。”wodaduanta，

“jiusuannishuodeshizhende，neiyouzenmeyang？tiantaxialaiyougegaodedingzhe，woyigexiaolaobaixing，nengganshenme？

”“womenkeyidunjiwuzi！dunjihenduohenduochide，haiyou……haiyounengrangrenshuijuededongxi！

”jiangwuyaozhongyushuochuletademude。kanlai，tayezhidaoanmiantudoudecunzai。zhishi，tabuzhidao，

tudoudeyuantou，zaiwozheili。tayiwei，zhiyaobawopianhuiqu，jiunengxiangshangbeiziyiyang，duozouwodeyiqie。

wochensipianke，sihuzaiquanhenglibi。ranhou，wokaikoule。“rangwoxiangxinni，keyi。

”“dannidenachudianchengyi。”jiangwuyaoyanjingyiliang：“jiejienishuo！zhiyaowonengzuodao！”“jiandan。

”wokanzhejiankonglideta，yiziyijudishuodao：“ni，guixia。”“jiwokesangetou。”“qiuwo。

”jiangwuyaoyiweizijitingcuole。“jiejie……ni……nishuoshenme？”“woshuo，guixia，ketou，qiuwo。

”wozhongfuleyibian。“zuobudao？neijiusuanle。nijiuzaiwaimiandengzheshijiemoriba，bielaifanwo。”shuowan，

wojiuzhunbeiguandiaotonghua。“bie！”jiangwuyaojimanghandao，“wo……wogui！”wokanzhejiankongpingmu，

jiangwuyaoyaozheya，yanlimanshiquruheyuandu。dantahaishihuanhuandiwanxialexigai。“peng。

”tadeetouheshuinidifachuleshengxiang。“qiuqiuni，jiejie，xiangxinwo。”“peng。”“qiuqiuni，

genwomenyiqizhunbei。”“peng。”“qiuqiuni……huijiaba。”sangexiangtoukewan，

tadeetouyijingyipianhongzhong。woxinliyizhenkuaiyi。“neiwomingtianlaijieni，jiejie！”“buyong。

”wojujuele，womingtianzijiguoqu。”diertianyizao，womeiyouzhijiequjiangjia。ershiquleyitangheishi。

moshizhizhong，zuikekaodebushirenxin，ershiwuqi。wohuadajiaqian，gaodaoleyibashouqiang，hejibaifazidan。

suiranshangbeiziwomeiyongguozheiwanyier，danyouzongbimeiyouqiang。zuowanzheiyiqie，wocaimanyouyouqianwangjiangjia。

jiangjiadebieshu，biwoxiangxiangdehaiyaoshehua。wobachetingzaimenkou，haimeixiache，

jiukandaojiangwuyaoheyigenanrenzhanzaimenkoudengwo。neigenanren，wohuachenghuidourende。lusiyuan。

jiangwuyaodeweihunfu，yigejinyuqiwaibaixuqizhongdefuerdai。takandaowo，yanshenlishanguo……tanlan。

tayezhongshengle。“mianmian，nizhongyulaile！”chenwancongbieshulichongchulai，xiangjiwoyigeyongbao。woceshenduokai，

rangtabaolegekong。“biepengwo。”chenwandebiaoqingyouxieganga。jiangwenhaigenzaihoumian，lengzhelian，hengleyisheng。

“haizhenbazijidangpancaile。”womeilita，jingzhizoujinbieshu。dalaladizaizhuweideshafashangzuoxia，

qiaoqileerlangtui。“shuoba，jiaowolaiganshenme？”wodehuayichukou，

jiangwenhaihechenwandebiaoqingdouyouxiebuziran。daoshilusiyuan，taqingleqingsangzi，yifu“jiushizhu”depaitou。

“jiangmian，wozhidaonikenengbuxin。danshi，shimianmoshizhendeyaolaile。”“wohewuyaowuyao，

doushizhongshenghuilaide。womenyoushangbeizidejiyi。”tajingranzhijietanpaile。wozhuangzuoyifudashouzhenhandeyangzi，

yanjingdengdeliuyuan。“zhong……zhongsheng？nimen……nimenyeshi？”wo“ye”ziyongdeqiadaohaochu，

chongmanlejingxiheyiwai。lusiyuanhejiangwuyaoduishiyiyan，doucongduifangyanlikandaole“guoranruci”dedeyi。

“wojiuzhidao！”jiangwuyaojidongdizhuazhuwodeshou，“jiejie，niyeshizhongshenghuilaide，duibudui！

niyidingyejideneixiekepadeshiqing！”wo“jiannan”didianlediantou，yankuang“hong”le。

“wojide……wojidesuoyourendoushuibuzhe，doufengle……ranhou……ranhouwobei……”woshuobuxiaqule，

wuzhelian，“wuwu”dikuleqilai。yanxima，sheibuhui。kandaowozheifuyangzi，tamenchedifangxialexinfang。

“biepa，mianmian。”lusiyuandeyuqibiandewenheqilai，“zheibeizi，youwozai，womendoubuhuizhongdaofuzhe。

”takaishitaotaobujuedijiangshutade“moshishengcunjihua”。“nengrangrenshuijuedeanmiantudou？jiangmian，

nizhibuzhidaoneidongxizainanengzhaodao？”tadeyanshenchongmanlejiqie。jiangwuyaoyezaiyipangbangqiang：“shiajiejie，

neidongxitaizhongyaole！zhiyaowomennengzhaodaota，womenjiunengzaimoshilihuoxiaqu！”wodixiatou，cuozheyijiao，

yifuqienuodeyangzi。“wo……wobuzhidao……”“nizenmehuibuzhidao！”lusiyuandeyuqiyanliqilai，

“nishangbeizibushizhaodaolema？”“wo……wojiushiyunqihao，

zaiyipianhuangdiliwadaode……woyebuzhidaojutishinali……”wo“jiejiebaba”dihuida。

lusiyuandemeitoujinjinzhouqi，xianranduiwodedaanhenbumanyi。“feiwu！”tadishengmaleyiju。

suiranshengyinhenxiao，danwohaishitingjianle。woxinlilengxiao，lianshangquegengjiaweiqu。

“wozhendebuzhidao……neidifanghenpian，wozaiquyebuyidingnengzhaodao……”jiangwuyaoganjinchulaidayuanchang，

tapailepailusiyuandegebo，roushengshuo：“ayuan，nibiejima，jiejieganghuilai，kendinghehuaile。

zhaobudaoyemeiguanxi，womenkeyimanmanzhao。xianzaizuizhongyaodeshi，womenshiyijiaren，yaotuanjiezaiyiqi。