《zhongshenghou，woxinganqingyuanruzhuibingjiaonvzongcai》zheipianxiaoshuoshichengziniaibuwandetaotieshengyan，henxihuan，henhaokan。zhujiaoweixumoliuruyan，jiangshule：qianzheiduimunvde，genshangbeizixumolinsiqianshuodeyiyang——huiyongyibeizichanghai！liuruyanshenshouqingqingfumozhexumodelian……
“neinijidejiangkongchengjieshaojiwoa。”
“恩。”
jianzhenlvchajicongcongliqudebeiying，tannanapielepiezui：“zheimejinzhang，buguoshishenmeyounijinzhujiaokaifangba？haha~tangtanghanchengdaxuexiaohuasidixiashizheifudexing，suanle，wohaishinulizhuiqiuxumo，zhenlvchazheimezhaozang，xumozenmekenengkandeshangta？”
tuotuoshijiangsuliaoguimijiemeiqingfahuidelinlijinzhi。
zhenlvchazhaolegemeirendedifanganxiajietingjian。
“有事吗？”
“zenmeneimewanjiedianhua？”
neibianxuyebuyuedeshengyinchuanlai。
“haiyou，nishibushiwangjiduiwodechenghule？”
“dui……duibuqi，zhuren，**xianzaihaimeineimexiguan……”
zhenlvchayudaoguoxihuanwanjiaosebanyanplaydeyounidashu，yeyudaoguozimuquandejinzhu。
jiumeiyigezhangdexiangxuyezheimeshuaiqi，chushoudafang。
guanjianxuyehaishixujiadeyangzi，xumomingyishangdedidi。
rangzhenlvchajiaosuoxumoshaleliuruyantaopao，jizhenlvchajinqiandejiushiyanqianzheiweijinzhu！
sidixiazhenlvchabuzhidaobeixuyeduoshaobian，yijingbianchengxuyedexingzhuangle。
xuyezhibenzhuti：“xumozuijinyoulianxinima？”
“mei……meiyou……xumohaishanle**delvpaopaohaoyou……”
zhenlvchajiangzuijinxumoqiguaidezhuanbianshuojilexuyeting。
“zhuren，shibushixumobeihoudejinzhuqiangyingyaoqiutazheimezuode？buran**xiangxumobukenengdui**zheimelengmocaidui，tashishenaizhe**de。”
duizheiyidianzhenlvchashifenzixin，xirijiubiezhongfeng，xumokandaozhenlvchayanmouzhizhongdejingyan，xingfu，gandong……jueduibukenengshizhuangchulaide，jiushiaishangzhenlvchadebiaozhi！
“yinggaishi，xumoneige**beinimidetuantuanzhuan，zaitaxinlinidediweibixujiarenhaiyaogao，xumobeihoudejinzhuyouzhejiduandezhanyouyu，taxianzaiturandezhuanbianshibianxiangbaohunidefangshi……”
xuyebingweizhijiegaosuzhenlvchaxumobeihoudejinzhushicaifazhanggongzhuliuruyan，buranzhenlvchahaipaliuruyanbuganguaiguaipeihezheigejihuajiumafanle。
zaozaixumohuidaoxujianeinian，xuyejiukaishijiejinzhenlvcha，datingdaozhenlvchaderenshengjinglizhihouguoduanyongqianchushou，suishuoxumodangshizaixujialianluoshuigoudouburu，xuyezongdeweizijimaigebaoxian，youcikejianxuyechengfuzhishen！
fanzhengxuyezaixujianeimeshouchong，linghuaqianyoudeshi，xiangyaobaoyangzhenlvchazheizhongjibiedehuosebuzaihuaxia。
gengbietizhenlvchahaishixumodangchuzaigueryuandebaiyueguang，zhenlvchadechuxianxumoyidinghuiyousuodongyao，pinlemingxiangyaotaoliliuruyanshenbian，genzhenlvchazaiyiqi，baiyueguangdeshashanglijiushizheimeda。
shishiyishiruci，diyicijihuashifenshunli，zhikexixumozheigefeiwumeinengshaleliuruyan，zheiyangjiunengduozoushengdajituan，xumoyehuibeiliujiaderenzhuishadaosi。
pashixumozuomengdouxiangbudao……tapengyigenshouzhitoudoubushededebaiyueguangzaoyijingbeixuyechedinaxia，chengweitadenuli，jiaotaganshenmejiuganshenme，shigeyongqianjiunenggoushoumai，xiangshangjiushangdegongjiaoche。
xiangdaoxumoduizhezhenlvchatiangoudeyangzixuyexinlitoujiuyizhenanshuang。
“buguan**yongshenmeshouduan，doubixuzhongxinjianliqigenxumodelianxi，niyaoshinengbanhaozheijianshiqing，yihouniderenshengjiubuchoumeiqianle。”
xuyeyaodeshishengdajituan，liuruyangenxumozhisi！
chengnuozhenlvchadexuyehuizuodao，yinweigenzheixieliyibiqilaibuguoshijiuniuyimao，rujinxumodezhuanbianyishixuyexinzhongdeyigencier，xiangdaodangchuxumohuidaoxujiaguoduanqianchuhukou，dangzhexuzhangjungenxusiqidemianjilexuyeyibazhang……
dekuaidianchedizhangkongzhuxumo，zheiyangcainenggaozhenwuyou！
“shi，zhuren！**yidinghuinulide！”
tingdaoxuyeshuoxumoxinlitouhaishiyouzhezhenlvcha，zhishishouzhiyujinzhudeweixie，guyilengluozhenlvcha，qishishiweilebaohu，zhenlvchaxinlitouyizhenkaixin。
zaojiushuoma，xumonalitaodeguozhenlvchadeshouzhangxin？zheigeshijiesuoyounanrenliyingchenfuzaizhenlvchadeshiliuqundixia，tashixiaohua，haishixueba，meiyouliyoubunazhewanmeidejubenrensheng！
“guai，jintianwanshanglaijiudian，zheishinizheigeyuedeshenghuofei，jiehaole。”
xuyelimajizhenlvchazhuanleyiwankuaiguoqu。
zhenlvchamianluxise：“xiexiezhuren！”
zhenlvchameizizishoulexuyeyiwankuai，xiangzhejintianwanshangyaochuannvpuzhuangguoquhaishitoushizhuangni？
tannanadexinxijiufaleguolai：“lvcha，nikuairangkongchengjiawoa！”
zhenlvchajianzhuangyanmoushanguoyisibuman，xumoshitadetiangou，tannanazheisuanshenme？xiangyaohengdaoduoai？naihexianzaitannanahaiyouyong，zanshibuxiangsipolianpi：“nana，wojiangkongchengdelvpaopaotuijinibuxingma？”
fanzhengxumoshizhenlvchade，zhenlvchabitannanapiaoliang，congming，rangrenyoubaohuyuwang，genxumohaishiyigegueryuan，shixumodebaiyueguang，tannanayoushenme？natoulaigenzhenlvchabi！
“buxing！woshixihua，yaobushineisipangzigenxumoyouguanxiwocailandegenzheizhongdiduanhuosegoudashangni，yaoshiwozhudongjiasipangzi，qibushixiandehaoxiangwozhuitayiyang，direnyideng？zheihuoselianzuowotiangoudoumeizige！”
“xingba，woqubangniwenwen。”
zhenlvchazhenshifuletannana，mingmingyouqiuyurenhaiyaozishishengao，zhibuguoyigexihua，zhenlvchazheigexiaohuadoubuganzheimexiaozhangbahuni。
dengzhenlvchalaidaojiaoshi，mengyuanlimacoushangqianlai：“lvcha，nizenmelaideneimewan？xinxidoumeihui，woyijingjinidahaozaocan，younizuiaichidelianrongjuane。”
“恩。”
yingfuleyixiatiangoumengyuan，zhenlvchalimazhibenkongchenggenxumodemianqian。
mengyuannengtingdaotaxinsuideshengyin，huashengetanxiaochou。
tashitiangou，xihuanxiaohuazhenlvcha，bujuedezheiyoushenme，neimeduorenxihuanzhenlvcha，yaotiaoshunvjunzihaoqiu，dantabushahaoba。
zheimetangerhuangzhidiqujiechuxumo，zhendangmengyuanxialema？
zuotiandougangnamengyuansongdezaocanqutaohaoxumo。
daxueliangnian，mengyuanweilezhuiqiuzhenlvchafuchuneimeduo，lianshoudoumeiqianshang，xumotasuanshenmedongxi？
bujiushizuijinjitianbubanzhuchilaohu，zuotianlanbojiniduyao，jintianasidunmadingma？shuobudingshizulaideche**ni！
xumochulezhangdebimengyuangao，bimengyuanshuai，haiyoushenme？yinyinchenchende，genzhetatanlianaizhidingzheshou！
zhenlvchalaidaokongchenggenxumodemianqian。
xumokandoulandekanyiyanzhenlvcha，zhijienachushoujigenxifuerfaxinxi。
“xifuer，daogongsilema？”
“xifuer，youmeiyousaiche，leibuleia？”
“xifuer，wowenguoyoueryuanlee，huanhuananquandidayoueryuan/yeah~”
liuruyandetouxiangshiyidianmo，yiqianshimorentouxiang，zicongyushangxumo，liuruyanderenshengyizhidoushiyixumoweizhongxin，kaishiqianyimohuadigaibianzhe……
xumoxumo，yitademingzixuanzedelvpaopaotouxiang，zuyishuomingliuruyanduixumodezhongshi。
teshuguanxindetishiyinbutingxiangqi，liuruyanganglaidaobangongshi，haiweizuoxia，nachushouji，kanzhexumozhudongfalaiguanxintitiedehuayu，haijiaoliuruyan【xifuer】……
tianna，liuruyanyiweitashizaizuomeng？bu，zheishizuomengdoubuganxiangdehuamian，rujinhuozhenjiashifashengzailiuruyandeyanqian！
qishiliuruyanzhidao，xumoyiqiangenzhenlvchaxiangren，tamensidixiadeliaotianyizhihenkezhi，zhenlvchabiaoluchuaimeidetaidu，xumozeshichupengdoubuganchupengyixia，renweibeiliuruyandianwuangzangdezijibupeichupengnianshaoshidebaiyueguang，shengpawuranlezhenlvcha。
xumozheiyangjiangzhenlvchapengzaishouxinlibaobei，buganchupengdeganjuerangliuruyanjidudikuaiyaofafeng，xiangyaojiangxumozuochengrenzhi，qiujindaoxiaoheiwuli，ririyeyesuoqiu，zhizhijiangxumochedinonghuai，rangxumodeyanlizhinenggouyouliuruyandeyingzi，buzaiyouqitanvren……
而今，这是真实的。
liuruyantoutouqialeyibaziji。
疼！
是真的！
不是在做梦！
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