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《zhongshenghou，wokaoyifenjiabaogaojiaofanquanjia》shiyunxihesuochuangzuodeyibulingrentaozuideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo。gushiweiraozhezhujiaozhangguihuajiangtaoyangxinrouzhankai，ronghelelangmandeaiqing、cijidemaoxianheshenkederenshengzheli。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqixinidemiaoshuhelingrenxindongdeqingganmiaoxieeryingdeleduzhemendexiai。erwoquezaimanshiruchuangdezawujiansiqu。yizhengyan，wojuranhuidaolezuopeixingdeqianyitian。woshenxileyikouqi，……。

精彩章节

tamenzhishiyaowoyikeshen，woqueyaoxianfanzhenggejia。zhongshenghouwofanshoujiutaochuyifenjiatijianbaogao。meixiangdao，

jingyiwaizhachudidifeiqinshengdejingtianmimi！kanzhewomabeibijuanshen，wobatoudingcaoyuan，

bailianzaihuohaizhongcanjiao……woweixiaozhedichubaogao：“ma，ninxuexingzhengheshini。

”1“wogennibamingtianyequzuopeixing，youbushirangnizijiqu……”zhangguihuacuzhemei，

bunaifandiyongkuaiziqiaoleqiaowan。yanlidebumandaizhenongnongdejinggao。“niyaoshihaizaihuzheigejia，

mingtianjiugenwomenyiqiquyiyuan。”wodixiatou，chenmobuyu。yangxinroucangbaizhelian，

shouruodeshoudazaiwodexiaobeishang，duiworouruodixiaolexiao。bingliangdeshoutieleshanglai，wodexinlifanqizhenzhenhanyi。

“jiejie，jiushiquyiyuanzuogepeixing，yebuyidingnengheshide。”shuozhe，talianxiamei，yangaizhuyandidejidu，

yaozhechunzize：“douguaiwodeshenzibuzhengqi。”“yaoshiwodeshentinengjiankangyixie，

yejiunengzaodianheataojiehun。

”“shuobudingxianzaierzidounengjiaobomuyishengnainaile……”zhangguihuayitingsunzilimapaiban。“jiuzheiyangdingle，

mingtiandajiayiqiqu。”tasuishoujiaqizuihouyizhijituifangdaoyangxinroudewanli，yiliancixiang。“xinroua，

niduochidian，kannishoude。”“zheimeshouzenmejiwomenjiangjiashengsunzi，duochidian。

”yangxinrouchezhecangbaidezuijiaotiantianyixiao。woniejinleyijiao。shangbeizipeixingdejieguochulai，

zhiyouwopeixingchenggongle。wodangranbutongyiyizhiyikejiyangxinrou。gaozhongbiyefumujiubuyunxuwoshangxuele，

wozhinengzaichangzilidagong。gongzuoqiangduhenda。meiyouleyikeshen，wojianchibuzhushijigexiaoshilaoleidegongzuo。

fumuweilerangwodayinghuanshenyikuernao，shenmebanfadouyongle。hainaodaowogongzuodedifang。yangxinrouyoulaiquanshuo，

tajialiyoudianqian，dayingyizhihoujiwo30wan，haihuigurenzhaoguwohoubansheng。woyaozheyameiyoudaying。

muqinzhizezhewokuhan：“siyatousangmenxing！nijiushixiangrangwomenjiangjiajuehou！”“nizenmebuqusia！

”tuisangjianwoshuaixialouti，chenglezhiwuren。yangxinrouhuanlewodeshenguoshanglejiankangxingfudeshenghuo，

erwoquezaimanshiruchuangdezawujiansiqu。yizhengyan，wojuranhuidaolezuopeixingdeqianyitian。woshenxileyikouqi，

chenjingchusheng：“womingtianqingbulejia。”“peng——”yizhimobuzuoshengdefuqinjiangwanzhongzhongdishuaizailezhuozishang，

yanmouchenchen。“goule！”“congyijinmennijiushiyifuchoulianse，nibaijisheikanni！”“mingtiannibuqu，

yihouniyebuyongzaishangbanle。”zhangguihuaxingzailehuodichizhefan，wodejuyingdidijiangtaojiyangxinroujiazhecai。

yangxinroujiazhuangchenmo。banshang，wozuijiaochechuyigefengcidehudu。“ba，bushiwobuyuanyiqu，

shizaishiwoquleyemeiyonga。”wonachushouji，diankaishiyougangfalaidetijianbaogao。“wojide，

xinroushibxingxueba。wodetijianbaogaoxianshidewokeshiaxingxue。”yangxinroushenseyidun，

tajiqiedinazouwodeshouji，manliannanyizhixin。tamianqiangxiaoxiao，huaiyidiwen：“zheishibushiyoudiancouqiaole。

”“jiejie，nigaibuhuishibuxiangquzuopeixing，guyiweizaoleyizhangtijianbaogaoba。”rouruowulidehuayu，

binglengdexiangyitiaotuzhexinzidedushe。woqingxiaoyisheng，zhizheshangmianderiqishuozhe，“zhengdanideyanjingkanqingchu。

”“zheishiwoyigeyueqiandetijianbaogao，woyoubunengweibuxianzhi。”yangxinrouzheicaishanshandixiaolexiao。

wohuatouyizhuan，“wojidemadexuexingshibxinga。”“madaoshikeyiquzuoyixiapeixingma，

fanzhengyebuyidingjiunengheshide。”yangxinroushuirundemouzikanxiangjiangtao。jiangtaocongfancaizhonghuiguoshen，

duiyangxinrouchanmeiyixiao，“xinrou，mingtianwomakendingqu。”zhangguihuazhanglezhangzui，youbahuayanlexiaqu。

suiranwobuyongzuopeixingle，danshiyaozaiyiyuanlipeitamenpaiduipaotui。2woditouwanzheshouji，

guanzhuzhechengrengaokaodeqingkuang。woxiangshangdaxue。shangbeizizaichangzilimeirimeiyedeliangbandao，

kanjianluguodedaxueshengjiuhenxianmu。shangdaxuejihuchenglewodezhinian。yidaorouruodenvshengcongwoshenhouyouyouchuanlai，

daduanlewodesixu。“jiejie，laidoulaile，yaobuniyezuoyigeba。”wodanmodikanletayiyan，

zuijiaochechuyigeweixiao。“xinrou，womendexuexingjiubuyiyang，jiubulangfeizheigeqianleba。

”yangxinroudengshenyuandenglehaoduonian，xianzaiyijingdaoleyigefengmodechengdu。

tajialideqinqimendoubeilaquzuopeixingzuolegebian。jiushimeiyouheshide。tahenzijimeiyouyigehaoshenti，

yehenshenbianshentihaoderen。yangxinroushifenbuganxin，jinjindingzhewodeyanjingshuo：“jiejie，

ganggangbomushuonixiaoshihoucedexuexingshiaxingdeni。”“weishenmeguyibatijianbaogaogaileni？

”wozuijiaogouqiyigechaofengdehudu。“shima，majicuoleba。”“woyizhidoushiaxingxuea，

jiangtaocaishibxingni。”wochushengdeshihou，zhangguihuajiushizaijialishengde。

congxiaodaodashengbingconglaidoumeiyouquguoyiyuan。gaoshao40duyeshikaozhezijideshentiyingkang。fandaoshijiangtao，

yidiankesoujiuhuibeidaiquyiyuan。zheimeduonian，genbenmeiyourenzhidaowodexuexing。yangxinroubusixin，

kushoudeshouxiangqianziyiyang，jinjinzhuazhewodeshouwanghushizhandai。tayoudiandiankuangdishuozhe：“jiejie，

zuoyigepeixingyehuabuleduoshaoshijiande……”wofenlishuaikaita，rouleroubeizhuahongdeshouwan。

xiayimiaowojiubeijiangtaotuidaozaidi。wochitongdiyaojinleya。“ganshenmeni！nituixinrouganshenme？！

”jiangtaoxintengdibayangxinroulouzaihuaili，duiwonumuershi。worenbuzhuchixiaoyisheng，

“daininvpengyouqukankanjingshenkeba。”“luguodegoudouyaobeitalaquzuopeixingle。

”yangxinrouyuandudikanzhewo，xiayimiaoyanlijiuxumanleyanlei。“atao……”jiangtaohailaibujixinteng，

shenshangturanqileyidapianhongzhenzi。“zenmehuishi，haoyanga。

”wokanyileyansuikoushuodao：“kanzhexiangshiguominle。”zhangguihualimajishengdaduan，“shenmeguominle！

jiushibeiwenziyaoleeryi！”yigebazhangmengdishandaowodelianshang，limahongzhongguntangleqilai。

yizhenermingshunjianrangzhouweicaozaderenshengdoudanlexie。“siyatou，nijiushikanbudenididihao。

”“nizenmenengzheimeedudizuzhounideqindidia！”tamengdedengdadeshuangyanbengfachubinglengcigudehanyi。

haiyouyimobuyichajuedehuangzhang。zhangguihuamashangzhuantouqingshenganweijiangtao，“guaierzi，madainiqumaidianhualushui。

”wochuixiamou，nulilengjingsisuozhe。jiangtaodezhengzhuangjueduishiguomin。zhishi，maweishenmeyaozhezheyanyandeni？

“huashengniunai……”mabuzaideshihou，jiangtaohelewodailaidehuashengniunai。chucizhiwai，meiyouchirenhedongxi。

huashengguomin？huixiangqilai，zheimeduonianjialihaoxiangqueshicongbuchihuasheng。womenquanjiadoumeiyouguominrenyuan。

danshihuashengguominderen……wohaizhenzhidaoyige。peixingjieguochulaile。zhangguihuapeixingchenggong。

yangxinroukaixindilouzhejiangtaosajiao。jiangtaojiushigetiangou，nazheimebeinvshenduidaiguo，zhenggerenpiaopiaoran。

zhangguihuadingzhebaogaodanyiliancangbai，zuichunrudongbanshang。

neng……”“zheikendingbuduia……wozenmehuipipeishang……”ciketakanzheyangxinroudeyanshenluozaizijishenshang，

fangfozaisikaoyaotanakeshen。xinliyizhenfamao。tadiyigexiangfajiushijujue。

zhangguihuazuijiaochechuyigejiangyingdeweixiao。“xinrou，nikanwoyibanianjile，wode……shenkendingdoubuhaoyongle。

”“yaobunizaidengdengyiyuanneibian……”yangxinroumouzhongbumanyishanerguo，roushengkaikou：“ayi，

wodeshentishizaishidengbulele……”“nifangxinayi，womenjiahuijinin30wan，zhiyaoninkenyizhi，

qianbushiwenti。”“lingwai……”yangxinroukanxiangyipangdejiangtao，yanhanxiuse。“dengwoshentihaole，

wohaihuijijiangtaoshenggedapangxiaozi。”jiangtaokanyangxinrouzheixiusedemoyang，zaojiuxinyuanyimaleqilai，

lianmangchengnuo。“nifangxin，xinrou。”zhangguihuakanzhejiangtaodeyangzi，hentiebuchenggang。

yanshenzhuanleyiquanluozaiwoshenshang。“pa——”tababaogaoshuaizailedishang，yilianfennudidengzhewo。

“shibushini？”“baogaoshininahuilaide，shibushinijigaile？”wotanlekouqi，

momojianqidishangledebaogao。“ma，zheikeshiyiyuandedongxi，haiyouzhangni。”“wonayouneimedadebenshia。

”wopieleyiyanyangxinrou，shengyindaledian。“ma，nibuhuishibuxiangjixinroujuanshenba？

”“xinrouyihoukeshiwomenjiadexifu，shiwomenjiangjiaderen。”“nandaonixiangrangwomenlaojiangjiajuehoubucheng？

”zheidoushishangbeizizhangguihuaduiwoshuoguodehua。zheixiaziyuanfengbudongdihaijita。jiangtaoyediantoufuhe。

“duiama，shaoyikeshennibushihaiyouyikenima？”“youbuhuisiren。”zhangguihuadengdaleyanjing，

bukezhixin。tazhuantoukanxiangyizhichenmobuyudejiangwenmo。tagenzheijishinianlaiyiyang，yiyanbufa。

bushuohuajiudaibiao，tashimorende。qixueshangyong，zhangguihuazhandouzheshoudaolexiaqu。qiyunle。

3“ayizheishizenmele？”“buyongguan，xingxushizhuangdeba。”jiangtaodandandao。

worenbuzhuzaixindichixiaoyisheng。zheijiushijialicongxiaodaodapengzaishouxinlideerzi。shejidaotadeliyideshihou，

erziyeshikaobuzhude。zhangguihuazaixinglaideshihou，zhiyouwozaitadechuangqian。

“bushizheiyangde……bushizheiyang……”tamengdikanxiangwo，muziyulie。“shini！siyatou！

”“mingmingnidepeixingshizuiheshide！shinihuanlepeixingjieguo！

”“shangbeizimingmingjiushiyongdenide……”wotiaoletiaomei。kanlaizhangguihuayezhongshengle。tachongshanglaixiangdawo。

jiuxiangshangbeiziwowushuciwulifankangshiyiyang。chenglezhiwurenzhihou，wodeshenbeihuanjileyangxinrou。

zhenggeguochengliwodeyishidoushiqingxide。wotingdaotamenyiqizhoumawobushihaodai。

tingzhetamenshuozheyihouyaojisunziqishenmemingzi。xianzhuyuangui，zhangguihuabawojiehuilejia，

rengzaixiaoxiaodezawujian。wodeshentijianjianzhangmanleruchuang，meiduojiujiusile。

wojingjingdikanzhechongguolaidezhangguihua，xindilengxiaoyisheng。zheibeiziwokebuhuizairenyoutadawole。

“pa——”yibazhangshandaozhangguihuadelianshang，tayouxiebuganzhixin。“jiantizi！nijurangandawo？！

”“wosileni！”wochixiaoyisheng，chouchuzhijincalecashou。“congxiaodaodanidalewozheimeduoci，

wodahuilaiyicizenmele？”wojinjinzhuaizhezhangguihuadetoufa，bafakuangdetasisianzaizhuozishang。

tabuduanzhengzha，zuilidoushizhouma。“woyaogaosuerzi，gaosuxinrou！nicaishipeixingheshideren！

”“nijiudengzheba！nihaishiyaogenshangbeiziyiyanglanzainili！”kanzhezhangguihuayandidehenyi，

wofengcidixiaolexiao。pingshenmehenwo？yinggaiwohencaidui。“ma，nishuo，ruguobazhidao，

jiangtaobushitadeerzihuizenmeban？”zhangguihualengzhu，danaoyipiankongbai。xiayimiaotanaoxiuchengnu。“nihushuo！

”“kanwobudasini！”wohuanhuantiejinzhangguihuadeerduo，zhizhikanxiangtayandidexinxu。

“qianjitianwonabahejiangtaodetoufaquzuoqinzijiandingle。”“buzhidaonalilaideniezhong，pianlebaershiduonian。

”“wojuede，tayinggaizhidaozhenxiang。”zhangguihuashijingyaotou，“nigan！”“wozenmebugan？woxianzaijiuqu。

”wogangtaijiao，menjiubeidalichuaikai。“jianfu！”jiangwenmoyijiaojiangzhangguihuachuaidaozaidi，

yuyiyangdequantouluozaitashenshang。“a——”“kuaizhushou！”zhangguimeichitong，dahoudajiaoqilai。

jiroujiyirangtashuliandibaozhetoutongku。wolengyankanzhezheiyiqie。zheiyangdehuamianzaiwoxiaoshihoujingchangshangyan。