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精彩章节

第一章

jiujiuxihuanyongyakaipijiugai,yikaijiushiyiti。

jiumabianyongshoujipaixiatadeshipinfadaowangshang。

henkuaitamenjiuzaiwangshangxiaohuoyiba。

qizhongyeyoubushaowangyoutixingtamensubaopijiurongyibaozha。

tamenbuxin,zhuantouxunwenshenweigaocaishengdewo。

wodangjizhaochugezhongsubaopijiubaozhadexinwenjitamenkan。

tamenzheicaihedebuganzaipeng。

jieguomeiguojitiantongcunderenbianyinweikaipijiuhuobaowangluo,zhuandepenmanboman。

tamenxiangyaozhongshijiuye,quefaxiangenbenmeirenmaizhang。

shenzhihaiyoubushaowangyouchaoxiaotamencuoguoshiji。

tamenjiangzheiyiqiedouguaizuizaiwotoushang,renweishiwoyanhongtamenchengweiwanghongguyikonghetamen。

yushibianbawopiandaotamenjiahuohuojiangwofenshi。

zaizhengyan,youhuidaolejiujiuwenwosubaopijiuhuibuhuibaozhashi。

wochaotaminchunyixiao:「zenmehuini,jiujiurenpinbaopeng,zheizhongshikendingbuhuifashengde。」

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「nannan,zheixiewangyoushuosubaopijiuhuibaozha,wogennijiumadoubudongzheixie,jialijiuniyigegaocaishengjianduoshiguang,nishuoshuozheisubaopijiudaodihuibuhuibaozha。」

shuxideshengyinzaiwoerbianxiangqi。

sizhihaiweixiaosandetengtongwubuzaizhaoshizhewozhongshengle。

qianshi,jiujiuchiditanzuixihuandejiushidianshangyitipijiuyongyakaipinggai。

wocengwenguotaweishenmebuyongqipingqi。

tadeyiyangyangdeduiwoshuo:「nigexiaopihaidongshenme,zheiyangcaixiandehenyounanrenwei。」

zheishijiumajiuhuilianliandiantoufuhe,bingnaqishoujipaijiujiukaijiupingdeshipinfadaowangshang。

qichutamendeshipinbingmeiyouduoshaorenkan。

zhidaoyouyicijiujiuyongfeichanghuajidebiaoqingkaipijiu,yixiazixiyinlezhongduowangyoudezhuyi。

congneizhihoutamenmeicipaishipindouhuipeishanggezhongqiguaibiaoqing。

zheiqizhongyoubushaorenkuajiujiukaijiupingkaidekuai,henyougaoxiaotianfu。

gengyouyixieguanggaoshangzhaodaotamendaguanggao。

tamenzhanzhanzixizhujiankaishiwanghusuoyi。

zhidaoyitiaotuwudepinglunchuxianzaipinglunquzhong:

「bozhu,nihaishibuyaozaiyongyakaijiupingle,subaopijiurongyibaozha,wocengqinyanzailubiankandaoyigerenbeibaozhadesuipiangepodadongmai,haimeidengdaojiuhuchelairenjiudangchangmeile。」

zheitiaopinglundereduhengao,xiamianhaigensuizheyixiechiguawangyou:

「bushiba?wohezheimeduoniandepijiule,zenmejiumeibaoyihui,nishibushizaiweiyansongting?」

「wokeyiweilouzhuzhengming,wodeshoujiushibeisubaopijiuzhachengzheiyangde。」

tapeileyizhangtu,tupianlishigebumangezhongbahendeshoubei。

zheixiakebajiujiuhehuaile,talianmanglaidaowojiaxunwenwosubaopijiubaozhadezhenshixing。

chuyuhaoxin,woteyiquwangshangsousuoxiangguanziliao。

zhaodaolegezhongsubaopijiubaozhadeshipinjitakan。

takanwanhoulianseyizhencanbai,shipinzhijieduangeng。

danmeiguoduojiu,cunlideyigejieliuzijiuyinweimofangjiujiuzouhongwangluo。

zaiyingxiaohaodezaoshixia,tazhuandepenmanboman。

huicundeshihoudoukaishanglehaoche。

jiujiujiumajidudeyanhong,biandasuanzhongcaojiuye。

可网友们却不买账。

fenfenchaoxiaojiujiudanxiao,cuoguolehongdejihui。

tamennuhuozhongshao,jiangyiqiedecuodouguaizaiwoshenshang。

yushibianchenzhewomashengbingdeshihou,jiangwopiandaotamenjia。

「douguainikonghewomen,yaoburanxianzainengkaishanghaochedejiushiwomen!nige**,gennimayiyangde**,zaozhidaozainichushengdeshihouwojiugaijiangniqiasi。」

jiujiusisideqiazhuwodeboziyinhendeduiwoshuo。

jiumazeshizaipangjinguzhuwozhengzhadeshuangshou。

dengdaowochedimeilehuxihou,tamenbiannazhedakandaojiangwofenshipaozhihuangye。

sheizhishangtianyouyan,jingrangwozhongshengle。

kanzheyanqianpoqiexiangwoxunwendejiujiu,wochaotaminchunyixiao:

「zenmehuini,jiujiurenpinbaopeng,zheizhongshikendingbuhuifashengde。」

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tingwozheimeshuo,jiujiuzheicaisonglekouqi。

jiumazaipangchenguaidao:「kannidanzixiaode,womenyoumeiyouzuoguokuixinshi,zheizhongxiaogailvdeshikendingbuhuifashengzaiwomenshenshang。」

haoburongyiyougelaiqiankuaiyouqingsongdegongzuo,takebuyuanyifangqi。

jiujiunaonaotou,yinglesheng,zhuantoujiudaizhejiumaqupaishipin。

kanzhetamenliqudebeiying,wogouqiyimolengxiao。

xianzaizhengzhixiaji,lengdonghoudesubaopijiubaozhadegailvkebudi。

genghekuang,jiujiuhejiuyougemaobing,xihuanyaoyunhouzaikai,zheiwuyishizengjialebaozhadegailv。

wodaoyaokankanzheiyishimeiyouwodetixing,tamenhuiyouzenyangdejieju。

huidaojia,kanzhechufanglimangliudebeiying,woweiweitankouqi。

zheijianshigaizenmegenmamashuoni。

zhongshengzheizhongshiqingshuochulaikongpameirennengxinba。

zheishi,womazhuyidaowozhanzaimenkoufaleng,tafangxiashouzhongdeguochan,yiliandanyoudewenwo:

「nannan,nizenmele?shizaixuexiaoshouqifulema?」

woyaoleyaotou,yaxiaxindidesuansedao:

「meiyouma,shitaizhangshijianmeichinizuodefanle,gangjinmenjiubeixiangmihula。」

womashixiaozhejiangcaidouduanshangzhuo。

chifanshi,worenbuzhuduiwomashuodao:「womenyihounengbunenglijiujiuyijiayuandian。」

womayihuodewenwo:「zenmele?」

woyaozhekuaiziyouyudekaikou:「jiushi...woouranjiantingdaojiumamanishizaixing,kesilewoba,jiujiubudanbubangnishuohua,erqiehaigenjiumashangliangzhezenmebanideqianpianzou...」

woshuodedoushishihua,jiumameicihuicundeshihoudouhuizaibeihoujiaowomadeshegenzi,yinweitaxianmuwomajiadehao,zhangfusihouhaijitaliuxiayidabijuecaichan。

shangbeizizaiwosihou,jiumahaicuanduozhejiujiupianguangwomadeqian,erjiujiugengshizaiwomameiyouliyongjiazhihou,jiangtasaodichumen,yidianyebugujijiediqingyi。

tahejiumahaizhenshiyiqiuzhihe。

jiranwomeibanfazhijiezaiwomamianqianjiechuantamendezhenmianmu,danwokeyihuanyizhongbanfarangwomayuanlitamen。

guoran,womatingdaohou,limajiangkuaizipaizaizhuozishangnuqichongchongdao:

「haoyigezhangshefu,kanwobusilantadezui。」

womaqishenjiuyaochumen,wolianmangjiangtalazhu。

「tayoujiujiuhuzhe,womennaihebuleta,erqieyaoshixianzaijiuduitadongshou,qibushishunletadeyi。」

wenyan,womalimalengjingxialai,danyixiangdaozijidedidijuranbangzhewairenduifutashi,tahaishikuxiaoyisheng。

zheimeduoniandezhenxinzhenshiweilegou。

「ma,dangchujiujiushibushizhaonijieleshiwankuaiqian?」

womashunjianmingbaiwodeyisi,tacongjuzilizhaochuyizhangchenjiudeqiantiao。

jianshishiwanmeicuohou,womadadianhuajijiujiu:

「jiacheng,dangchuwojienideshiwankuaininengxianhaijiwoma,wozheibianyoujiyong。」

dianhuaneitouchenmoleyishun。

「jie,wonajieguonishenmeqianya?」

tingdaotafourenhou,womamianshangfuxianchushiwangdeshenqing。

「jietiaowofajinile,nikankanshangmianqiandeshibushinidemingzi。」

jiujiufachuhuangrandawudeshengyin,tagangxiangshuohua,jiumadeshengyinjiuchalejinlai:

「jie,nizheirenzenmezheiyang,juranlianzijideqindididoukeng,zheishangmiangenbenjiubushiwolaogongdeziji!」

jiujiuyegenzhefuhe:「jiushiajie,wogenbenjiumeijieguoniqian,nishibushinianjidalenaodaiyegenzhehutule。」

tingzhetamenfuqiliangdeyichangyihe,womaqideshoudouzaidou。

woshangqiananfuta,zaishoujishangdachuyiduanhuashiyitanian。

「a?nandaozhendeshiwojicuolema,zhenshikexi,zuijinwozheibianyougedaxiangmuganghaojiuchashiwankuai,erqiezheigexiangmuhouxudeyinglikeshifeichangkeguande,wohaishuozhuanleqianhoujinimenzaishizhongxinmaiyitaofangzini。」

dianhuaneitouchuanlaijinghusheng:

「jie,nishuodeshizhendema!」

我妈应了声。

zheixienian,womabangchenletamenxuduo,gengshizaijinqianshangconglaimeikuidaiguotamen,suoyiduiwomatichuyaojitamenmaifangdeshihou,tamengenbensihaomeiyouhuaiyi。

「jie,shiwankuaiwoxianzailimazhuanjini。」

jiujiupobujidaidejiuxiangzhuanqian,quebeijiumayibalanzhu。

「zheishiwankuaiqianjiudangshiwomentouzinide,nidaoshihoumailefangzihaishiyaohaijiwomende。」

jiumasihaobuyanshizijidetanlan。

zaidedaowomakendingdedafuhou,tacaijiangqianzhuanguolai。

guaduandianhuahou,womaqidezhijiepokoudama,meixiangdaotamennenghouyan**daozheizhongchengdu。

「bieqila,xinghaoqianyaohuilaile,burandengdaohoumianxiangyaohuilaidounanle。」

我意有所指。

jiexialaijiushidengzhekanhaoxile。

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huidaoxuexiao,woxiangpingchangyiyangzhengchangshangxiaxue。

xianxiazhiyujiushiguanzhujiujiudeshipinzhanghao。

kanlaitamenzheizhenzihenqueqian,meigeshipinlidouyouliangdaosangeguanggao。

tamendezheiyixingweiyeyinqilefensimendebuman,fenfenquguantamen。

yanjianfensiyuelaiyueshao,tamenhenjiqueyouwukenaihe。

kanlaineishiwankuaiyijingtaokongletamendequanbujixu。

那接下来就好办了。

rucigaopinlvdekaisubaopijiu,zongyouyigehuibaozhaba。

guobuqiran,jitianhoutamenkaileyichangzhibo。

zaigenbiedezhubopkdeguochengzhong,jiujiuyongyakaipijiudangchangbaozha。

tadezuilihelianshangyipianxianhong。

youyuhuamianguoyuxuexingzhibojianzhijiebeifengle。

wangyoumenyebeizheiyimuzhenjingdaoshuobuchuhualai。

「maya,yuanlaisubaopijiuzhenhuibaozha,woganggangkandaozhubodeyanjinghaoxiangyebeizhadaole。」

「haoheren,zhubogaibuhuixialeba。」

shishizhengming,tazhendexiale。

banyewobeiyizhenjicudedianhua**chaoxing。

womimihuhudejieqi,dianhuaneitouchuanlaiwomahuangluandeshengyin,tarangwoquyiyuan**。

xiangqixiawudezhibo,woshunjianqingxing,yijingpobujidaidexiangqukantadecanyangle。

yiyuandebingfangnei,jiujiuyijingzuowanleshoushu。

talianshangshigezhongxueyinzi,kanqilaijiqizhengning。

jiumakandaowojinlai,tachongshanglaijiuyaosichewo:

「nigejiantizi,nibushishuosubaopijiubuhuibaozhama!nizhibuzhidaonijiujiuchadianbeizhasile!」

woshanshenduoguowugudewenta:

「jiuma,woshenmeshihoushuoguosubaopijiubuhuibaozhale?erqiebushinisongyongdejiujiujixupaishipinma?nikebunengyinweipajiujiuguaizuini,jiubazerendoutuidaowoshenshang。」

jiumayanlishanguoyimoxinxu,tadequeshiweilezhaotizuigaoyang,dantakebuhuichengren。

「yaobushinishuonijiurenpinbaopeng,zheizhongshikendingbuhuifashengzaitashenshang,wozenmekenenghaihuijixupaishipin。」

wozhoumei:「neijiumadeyisijiushiwojiujiuderenpinbingbuhaole?meixiangdaojiujiuzainixinlishizheigexingxiang。」

wojixuchaotashenshangpozangshui。

guoran,jiujiuyitingkanxiangjiumadeyanshenliquanshifennu。

danyouyuzuiliyebeizhashang,sangzirendaishousun,tazhineng「aa」deshuobuchuyijuhualai。

jiuzaijiumahaixianghuangmangjieshideshihou,yigerenyingxunsucongbingfangmenwaichongjinlaihenhendeshanletayibazhang。

「nigedufu,juranbawoerzihaichengzheigeyangzi!zaozhidaonibuanhaoxinwojiugairangchengchenggennilihun!」

waipozhuazhujiumadetoufabuduansichezhe,zhidaosichediaoyikuaitoupi,jiumacaijianjiaozhejiangwaipotuidaozaidi。

「aiyou,nige**juranhaigantuiwo。」

「bushide,ma...」

jiumaxiangyaojieshi,danwaipogenbenbuting,zhizhetajiushiyizhenpokoudama。

kanzhezheigouyaogoudeyimu,wobujingouqichunjiao。

qianshi,waipokemeishaojiwomazhaomafan,zaitayanlitadehaizizhiyoujiujiuyigeren,womazhishirentamenmuziliangsuishichaqiandepureneryi。

zheishi,womagenzheyishengzoujinlai。

yishengnazhezhendanxiangwomenjiaodaijiujiudeqingkuang。

yuanlaidangshipijiupingbaozhadesuipianzhichayidianjiuyaotongguoyanjingzhajinjiujiudenaozili。

danxinghaotazhishixialeyizhiyanjing,houqihaikeyixuanzeanzhuangyiyan。

wokanleyanjiujiubeishabuzhaozhudeyanjing,zaixinlitanlekouqi。

haizhenshihuohaiyiqiannian,zheidoumeisi。

真可惜。

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weilebaozhenghouxuzhiliao,yishengrangwomenpaiyigerenqujiaoyiliaofeihezhuyuanfei。

jiumahewaipoduishiyiyan,shunjiantongyizhanxianduiwomashuo:

「xiaoyi,niganjinqubafeiyongjiaole,nididezhiliaokejingbuqidanwu。」

「jiushiajie,jiachengkeshiniqindidi,zheidianyiliaofeinigaibuhuidoubuyuanyitaoba?」

wolengxiaoyisheng,haizhenshibuyaolian。

yanjianwomameiyujianmanshizhengzha,woweiweitankouqi。

guoranhaishixiademengliaobugouhen,womadaodihaishijianbudezijideqindishouzheimezhongdeshang。

「jiuma,niwanglema?womenquanbudeshenjiadoutoudaoxiangmulile,ruguozheigeshihoujiangqianchouchulai,neizhihuiqiangongjinqi,nanbuchengnimenbuxiangyaoshizhongxindefangzilema?」

wobiaomianshishuojijiumade,shizeshishuojiwaipotingde。

guorantayitingdaoshizhongxindefangziyanjingjiumengdeyiliang。

jianci,wojixukaikoudao:「wojidenimenqianduanshijianpaishipinjieguanggaobushizhuanlehenduoma?zenmexianzaiyounaozhemeiqian,nanbuchengjiumanixiangdutunneixieguanggaofei。」

tingwozheimeshuo,jiumalianmangnuhoudao:

「nibizui!darenshuohuaqiyounichazuidefen。」

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