重生后我靠打脸收集震惊值爱吃咸牛肉的胡邪-著

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经典之作《重生后我靠打脸收集震惊值》，热血开启！主人公有林默周明远，是作者大大爱吃咸牛肉的胡邪倾力所打造的一篇好书，小说主线剧情为：ID为‘[email protected]’deyouxiang，zaizuijinsangeyuenei，suoyoufasongyoujiandeyuanshiipdizhijilu，youqishifasongji……

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