duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《zhongshenghuiwomaquanwojuanshenneitian》，shizuozhe“xiaoqi”dujiachupinde，zhuyaorenwuyounannanliumei。gushiqingjiejincou，yinrenrusheng，duhourangrenjiujiubunengwanghuai。shipinzhongtashengleijuxia，sushuozheduiwodesinian，ranhoushuozijixianzaizijiyouduomekelian，xiangyaozheishishangweiyidexueyuannengqukankanta，bangbangta。……
di2zhangzhongshenghuiwomaquanwojuanshenneitian
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gaokaohenshunlidejinxingle，kaoshineitianwobabajinzhangdizaiwaidengdai，liumeiziranbuhuilai，taxianzaihaizaijializuotadechunqiumeimeng，dengzhewogaokaowanjiuguaiguaidisongshangmenjitaxianshangyikeshen。
qianyizhenkoukoushenghandemunvqingshen，duiwoduomexiangnian，doubuguoshishuodongwojuanshenzangdegongju，xianzaimudedacheng，talianzhuangdoubuzhuangle。
woshouhuizheixiesixu，mashangjiuyaojinkaochangle，wobabaquanwo，“shenmedoubuyaoxiang，meiyourenbinideweilaigengzhongyao。”
wozhongzhongdidianlediantou，zhuanshenzoujinqu。
ziwoganjuefahuidedehaibucuo，danshichufenhaiyaoyiduanshijian。
liumeizaikaowanshidediertianjiuzhaoshanglewo，xiqiyangyangde，lianshangguazhexiao。
“kaowanshila，zheixiakeyigenwoquyiyuanleba。”
woyemeiyoushiyan，wogenzheliumeiquleyiyuan，anzhaotadeyisizuolepeixing，
jieguoheliumeixiangdeyiyang，wojubeijitazuoshenzangjuanzengdetiaojian。
tanazhebaogaodaxiguowang，“haoa，taihaole，wozhongyuyoujiule，nannan，woguoranmeiyoubaishengnizheigenvera。”
tagengjiajijidipeihejiancha，zuozheshuqiandezhunbei，woyebufanbo，kanzhetamangqianmanghou。
daoleqianzineitian，wobiaoqingchayi，miandaibujie，“qianzi？qianshenmezi？”
liumeishayanle，“qianshoushutongyishua，nibushihemamashuohaolema？gaokaozhihoujiuzuoshoushu。”
“wozhishuolegaokaowanjiugennilaiyiyuan，shenmeshihoushuoguojuanshenle？”woguzuowugu。
liumeidingzhezhewo，liansecanbai，“nannan，nishenmeyisi？”
“woqueshimeishuoguodongshoushu，shinizijilijiecuole。”woyanlidaizhexiao。
“weishenme？nijiuzheimehenmama？hendaoxiangyaowosi？”liumeihaishitunazheigeshuoshi。
wolenghengchusheng，“xingle，bieyikouyigemamale，nizijibujuedekuixinma？dangchunilihundeshihouhewobazhengfangzizhengcaichan，jiushibutiyijudaiwozou，nidangshizenmeshuodelaizhe？sheihuixiangyaodaiyigeleizhuizou？woshinirengdiaodeleizhui，shijiniandoumeiyoulaikanguoyiyan，xianzainamuziqingshuoshi，niyebukankanzijipeima？”
“keshiwodouyijingzhicuolea，neixienianluoxiadefuyangfeiwoyehuibushangde，meigeyuewubai，wobuhuishaojiniyifende。”liumeihaizaiqiangdiaotadefuchu。
“deleba，zheihuashuochulaiwodoutinisaodehuang，yigeyuewubaikuaijiuxiangbawodafale，nihaoyisi？”
worenbuzhudaduantadehua，xiangqianyibulitagengjin，“kuangqie，ninandaobuqingchu，yangyigehaiziyaoduoshaoqianma？wubaikuaizhendegouhuama？”
8
tatingdaozheihuashentiyihuang，mingxianyouxieyixiangbudao。woxiangkandaotalianshangyidianguanyukuijiudeshenqing，danshihenyihan，wobingmeikandao。
tamuguangbiandexionge，yonglizhuaizhewowangbingfangwaizouqu，“shaogenwofeihua，nibixuzuoqianzishoushu，nidemingdoushiwojide，jiwoyikeshenyeshiniyinggaide。”
wobeituozhuaidejiaobubuwen，chadianshuaidaozaidi。
yigeliangqiang，yizhiyoulidedashoufuzhulewo，wotaitoukanjianlewodebaba，wobalaijiewole。
“nifashenmefengliumei，nihaixiangrangwodenverjinijuanshen，nixiangdemei。”
wobabaikaineishuangbazaiwoshenshangdeshou，“niyaosijiusiyuandian，wodenverhainianqing，nibiexiangzhuaizheta，woganggangwenguodafule，nannandeshentigenbenjiubuhao，shuhoukenengyouhendayingxiang，nixianghaisiwonverma？”
wobakanshangqushengqijile，zheijianshidaoshiwobuzhidaode，guaibude，shangyishidewoshoushuhoubiandeneimexuruo。
buguozheishiliumeizuochulaideshier，neiyebuqiguai，tajizheyaowodeshenjitaxuming，benlaijiubuzaiyiwodesihuo，zaijiashangyoushiqinma，yishengkendingyeyiweiwozhiqing，tayouyiyinman，wogenbenmeijihuizhidao。
tadehendudaoshimeibian，shangyishiruci，zheiyishiyemeibian。
taduizhewobabuganshuahengle，yekenengshiyouxielikui。
renyouwobabawodaizoule，chuleyiyuanmenkou，wobajiukaishizize，“shiwomeiyoubaohuhaoni，dangchujiuyinggaidainizouyuandiande，rangtazhaobudaonijiumeiyouzheixielanzaoshile。”
“zheigeliumeizhenshihenxin，jingranrangzijidenvermaoneimedadexian，takezhenshiedu。”
wobamolebalian，yilianzhuihuimoji，“xingkuiwowenleyizui，buranhouguobukanshexiang，woyuexiangyuehoupa。”
yixiangjianqiangdebabahongleyankuang，woqingfutadehoubei，anfuzhebaba。
zhenzhengzaiyiwoderenzhiyouwodebaba，shangyishidewoquehutudiwunileta，weilepingxineixieyaoyan，weilewohebababuaima，woquzuoleshoushu，jieguoquehaidebabayigerenweiwolaoleibenbo。
wohebabayouhuiletangyiyuan，woquluxialeneiweiyishengshuodehua，wobameiyouwenweishenme，zhishijingjingdezaiyipangzhichiwo。
9
liumeiyouyoulexindongzuo，tazaiwangluoshangfalexindeshipin，xishulewodeyanerwuxin，dayinglejuanshenyoufanhuidexingwei，youshuolewobazaiyiyuanlazouwodeshiqing，shuowomenfuzijiushixiangyaotasi。
hailaizheiyitao，zhibuguozheiciwoyijingzuohaolefanjidezhunbei。
zaitadeshipinredudadaozuigaodeshihou，wojiangtaquanwozuoshoushushineixieluyinfalechulai，bugugaokaorangwoshoushu，ranhoushiyinmanyishengshuowoshentibuhaodezhenduan，haiyoutalihundeshihoudepanjueshu。
网友也不是傻子，
“zenmeganjuezheigemamabutaiduijing，lihundeshihoushadouyaole，dandanrengxialehaizi？”
“mingzhidaoshentibuhaohailinjingaokao，haibizhehaizizuojuanshenshoushu，haozisi。”
“jiangzhenderuguoshizheiyangdemama，shijiniandoubulianxiyoubinglecailaizhaowo，woyebuguan。”
liumeiyinggaishimeixiangdaowohuizheimekuaizuochuhuiying，tayoukaishifashipin**can，tangzaiyiyuanbingchuangshang，kanzheyouqiwuli，buzhizhenjia。
“dajiaxiangmajiumawoba，fanzhengwodoushiyaosiderenle。nannana，qiancuowancuodoushimamadecuo，wodourenle，nimenyebuyaomatale，xiangmajiumawoba，doushiwodecuo，buyaoguaiwonver，neibijingshiwoweiyidehaizia。”
tayifanchangtaihuanlelushu，haizhenqiledianxiaoguo。
“jiusuanyoushenmecuochu，tayeshimamaa，haishitaweiyidehaizi，tabujiusheijiu？”
“mingzhizhiyouzijinengpeixingchenggonghaiwudongyuzhong，shuwozhiyan，zheigenzhijiesharenyoushenmequbie？”
zheiliangtiaopingbeidianzandaolezuishangmian，yankanzhemashengyouqi，wobazhunbeihaodedongxifaleshangqu，shiliumeihetabaobeierzizaiyiqidezhaopianheshipin。
zheiyixiawangyouhuaran，yezhidaolezijibeirendangqiangshile，mashangfanshuiqumaliumei，liumeidepinglunquneizhihoudoushitaofade，shenzhizuzhoude。
liumeizijiaimadaoshimeishuoshenme，yourenqiannuletadeerzi，tajile，zaizhibojianlihewangyouduima，chaodaozuixiongshi，liumeimianhongerchi，shuochuleneijutazangzaixinlideshihua。
“erzizenmenengqujuanshenni？wohaiyaozhiwangerzichuanzongjiedaini？nveryoumeishenmeyong，shaoyikeyenenghuode。”
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shangyishizheihuatashuojiwoyigeren，wozhihuiku。
danshizheiyishitashuojilewangluoshangjibaiwanren，tamenkebiwohuimaduole。
shenzhihaiyourenbazheiduanlupingfadaoleqitapingtai，yinfalegengduorendefennu，liumeichedihuole。
wangyoujitaqulexindewaihao“yaozuma。”
meiduojiu，jiuyourenbachuleliumeixianzaidezhuzhi，tadelaogonghehaizidoubeigongzhiyuzhong。taerzizhiqianyezuoguopeixingbingqieyechenggongledexiaoxiyebeidajiazhidaole。
liumeidepinglunquyijingwufazhishi，doushizaimatade。
“daidudenvren，yuanbingmozaorizhanshengni。”
“yaozuma，zheixianverchedibujiunile，nidebaobeierzihaibuguanbangnima？neitabushizaihainidemingma？kuailaitaofataa。”
“shuodeshia，takeshishiyuehuaitaishengxiadehaizi，bunengkanzhenisia。”
wangyouzhongquanchuji，meiduojiuhaibeiyigezuozimeitidebaochuleliumeicengzaijigeyueqianzhaoguotasuozaidejigou。
woshuozheimeshuijunzenmehuilaideneiyangkuai，reduchengchengdeshangzhang，yuanlaidoushiyourenyishoucehuade。
zhongshizhidecongwojiashunjianbianchengleliumeiyijia，neixiezhiqianmangzhegongjiwoderendoupaodaoleliumeidepinglunquxia。wobasuiranjieqi，yebumianhaoqidiwenwo，“nishizenmezhidaoliumeidehaomade，zheifenzhengjuzhenshitaizhongyaole。”
wopianbabashizaiyiyuanzuopeixingdeshihoubuxiaoxinkandaode，qishibushide。
shangyishichengnuowohuibangwojiejueyiqieyiyaofeideliumei，zaishoushuhoujiuxiaoshile。
wonabuchuneimeqian，wobalazhewoyigexueshengyemeishenmejixu。
zuihoushiwobaqugongdishangjiabanjiadiangantilihuojiwocoude，wodeshentihaishibianchale，wochengleyigeyaoguanzi，zuihouwobayebeiwotuosile。
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neishizhishengwoyigerenle，woshizaimeibanfa，zhinengquzhaoliumeiyaoqian。
keshitabujiewodedianhua，laheiwodehaoma，wozhinengyonggonggongdianhuahuozhejiebierendedianhuadajiliumeicaiyoukenenglianxishangta。
ranhoutingzheliumeimamalieliedishishejiwojishikuaiqian，suoyitadehaomawobeiguowushucile，zhongshengjiciyebunengwangji。
wokandaoliumeizaineizhihoubuzaiwangluoshangfayanle，danshishibushihainengtingdaotadexiaoxi，yougezhiqianfengkuangzhichiliumeidewangyou，zhidaobeipianlezhihoujuranpaodaoliumeijiafujinqujianshita。
woyongxiaohaoguanzhulezheigeren。
zheishihouwodegaokaochengjiyexialaile，wokaoshangleyisuobucuodedaxue。
wobapengzheluqutongzhishuxijierqi，woyehengaoxing，shangyishideyihanzhongyuzaizheiyishidedaoyuanman，wozhongyugaibianlezijidemingyun。
wotashanglequwangyididehuoche，haidaishanglewoba。wopatayigerenzaizheilibeirenzhaomafan，wobunengzaishiqutadiercile。
woxiangwobabatichutagenwohuangechengshishenghuodeshihou，haihaipatabutongyi，sheizhidaotajingyikouyingxia。
“xing，wojiugenzhenverzou，fanzhengwodehuoerzainalidounenggan，dachengshiligaifangzidekendinggengduo。”
jiuzheiyang，wohewobashoushiledongxi，suohaolemenchuang，yiqishangleche。
wokaishilezijidedaxueshenghuo，wobayezaizheilizhaolegongzuo，erwojuranhaizaiwangluoshangkandaoliumeidexiaoxi。
neigegenzongtadewangyou，jingranhaizaijianchi**liumeiyijia，ranhoufadaowangluoshanglai。wocongtagengxindedongtaili，mohupincouchuleliumeiyijiadexianzhuang。
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zhenxiangbeibaochulaihou，zheiyijiaxianshibimenbuchu，yiweiguolejitianfengtoujiuhuiguoqu。
keliumeiyaodingqiquyiyuanjiancha，zheigedanwubude。tadaizhekouzhaomaozi，toutoumomodichulemen。
yishenggaosuliumei，tadezhuangtaiyijingbunengzaidengle，liumeiyezhidaowozheibianzhiwangbushangle，haishijiangzhuyidadaolebaobeierzishenshang。
jieguozaodaolehaizibabaqiangliedefandui，tazaiyiyuanduiliumeidongqileshou，shenzhihaibeipaidaole，liumeikudesixinliefei，congshipinlikan，zheicideyanleidaoxiangshizhende。
“nixiuxiangdongwoerzi！”liumeidexianrenlaogongrengxiazheiju，jiufuxiuerqu。
yaohuangzhedeshexiangtoutingzailiumeijuewangkuqidelianshang，shipintingzhile。
pinglunliquanshierenyouebaode，matahuogaideyanlun，zheixiedoucengshiweiliumeishuoguohuaderen，dezhizijizhenqingshiganzhichiguoderenjuranmankouhuangyan，tamenkaishihuiguotourumaliumei，doujujidaolezheigezhanghaoxia。
liumeigujiyemeixiangdao，tashanyongdeyulunzuihouyefanshidaolezijishenshang。
qiushengdeyizhihaishiqiangdade，takaishixiangbanfashuofulaogongheerzi，jingchangchaodeloushanglouxiabudeansheng，neige**zhedezuopinlijingchangnengtingdaoliumeifuqichaojiadeshengyin。
tuozheiweikuangre**zhedejianchi，liumeidereduguolianggeyuehaimeiyouwanquantunxia。
xiagui，qiuqing，tayouzhongfuleyibian，haizideyeyenainaibabadouxuanzelewushi。
yigeyuehou，liumeisile，kanlaitahaishimeinengshuofuneijiaren，rangtamentongyierzijizijijuanshendeqingqiu。
zuopinhaotingliuzailiumeilingtangdezhaopianshang，yinggaibuhuizaigengxinle。
pinglundouzaishuatasideqisuo，wokanleyiyan，ranhoudianlequxiaoguanzhu。
menkaile，wogaihebabayiqichifanle。
13【fanwai—liumeishijiao】
wokuaisile，dezhiwodelejuezhengdeshihouwobeihedebansi，yishengshuozinvdepeixingchenggongjilvhengao，wokanleyanwodeerzi，youxiebushede。
danshihaihao，wohaiyouyigenver，tayijingshijisuile，xiangbibiwodebaobeierzigengshihezuojuanshenshoushu。
wozheiyangxiangzhe，yehelaogongshuochulewodexiangfa，tamashangjiutongyile。
haidaiwoquzhaoleyigeshenmejigou，shuoshihuibangwotuibozhulan。
wozhunbeihaoyiqie，danhaishizhulandashuiyichangkong，neigejianyatouhaishibukenjiwojuanshen，zhenshihenxin，zaozhidaozheiyangwohaiburushengxialaijiuqiasita。
yankanzhetashizhiwangbushangle，haishiweiquyixiawodebaobeierziba。
meichengxiangwolaogongyijiaxiangshibianlegeren，buzaihewotongchoudikai，jianjuebutongyierzijiwojuanshen。
woxianzaishizhendehaipale，liujiwodeshijianbuduole。
woqiutamen，woshuowobuxiangsi，woshenzhijitamenguixiaketou，doumeiyong。
wojuewangle，wotichuyao**lefangziqu**，yinglaidehaishilaogonghegongpodebaiyan，keshizheigefangzishiwoyongqianfufenjiwodeqianmaidea。
wodashenghetamenduikangzhe，“zheishiwodeqianmaide，nimenburangerzijiwojuanshenhaiburangwozijinaqianquxiangbanfama？”
“jielehundejiushifuqigongtongcaichan，niyao**fangzi，wobutongyi。”
neigeyizhiduiwobucuodenanrenchushengfanbozhe，“xiaomei，nixiangkaidianba，nisile，woheerziyeyaohuoa。”
tajiuzheiyangxuanpanlewodejieguo，rangwodengsi。
wobuken，woshuowozhishiyaonahuiwozijideqian，tashuoneinikeyizoufalvchengxu。
kewoyijingdaolewanqile，daguansiwodengbudaode。
tajiushihaosiwo，wozhidao，danshiwomeiyidianbanfa。
douguaineigesiyatou，woyaoyaqiechidixiang，ruguotayizaodayinggenwozuoqiguanjuanzeng，wojiubuhuizoudaojintianzheiyibule。
bingtongzaizheishituranfazuole，tengdewomanetoudehanshui，jichudezhiliaotamenyebuyuanwozaizuole，shuoshilangfeiqian。
woyijingmeiyoujingliqukuqunaole，wozhaohuzhewodebaobeierzidaowoshenpang，era，wozuishebudejiushini。
tahaoxiangshihaipawoside，zaiwoqianfangyibudejulibukenwangqian。
“baobei，guolaikankanmamaa。”
womeirenzhuleiyanposuo，“mamakenengyaolikainile，nihuixiangmamama？”
tayaoleyaotou，yongzhinendeshengyinshuo，“buhui，babashuole，nizoulejiuhuiyouxindemama，tabinipiaoliang。nihuai，nixiangyaowawoderou。”
shuozhetayonglibashoulidewanjuzaxiangwo，woduobukai，shentidetengtongyuanyuanmeiyouxinlideda，woqidebuqing，xiongtangjulieqifuzhe。
wojiaohanzhelaogongdemingzi，meirenli。
haiziyezoulechuqu，wocaimingbai，zheigebaobeilejiniandechuanzongjiedaideerzi，jiedeconglaidoubushiwodedai，wozichaodixiao，yanxialezuihouyikouqi。
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