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《zhongshenghou，wonigaopanbuqi》feichangfeichanghaokan，meiyigeqingjiezhongfu，buluosuo，zhuxianhenqiang，shenqingwuxiewujiurenwusuzaodehenhao。zhuyaojiangshudeshi：xianzai，chenzhexiewujiuganghuifu，suoyourendezhuyilidouzaiqianyuan，chenzhezheipangtuodayushizuihaodeyanhu。menzhoufachujiqiqingweideyisheng“zhiya”，beitaxunsulakai……

精彩章节

zhongshenghouwosilejinsiquejuben

wozhongshenghuishiliusui，zhengbeisongjiquanchenxiewujiudangwanwu。

qianshiwoweitaxueqinzhucha，zuihoubeisuozaijinlongliguanshang。

zheiciwoshaoleqinpu，dangdiaotasongdexueyuzhuo。

sannianhoujingchengjueqishenmishanghao“qiwuge”，zhurenshiwo。

xiewujiuchachaodiguoanzhuangshi，zaiwodangpuzhaodaotongdimixin。

taniezhewoxiabaqingxiao：“chibangyingle？”

wofanshoujiangbishoudizhutayanhou：“zheiciyaosuowo，deyongnideminglaihuan。”

bingliangdeyushui，qiaozaichuanglingshang，pada、pada，xiangshimeiyoujintoudegenglou，dandiaodelingrenzhixi。kongqilifuzheyiguzichenjiumutoubeishuiqipaofaledemeiwei，hunzhejiaoluolineipenbansibuhuodelancaosanfachudeweiruoxiangqi，niannidichanzaibiduan。

铜镜里映出一张脸。

tainianqingle。jifushichushenghuabanbanderounen，touzheshiliusuishaonvduyoude、baomandaojihunengqiachushuilaideguangze。zhishineishuangyanjing，chenchende，xiangshishenqiujiebingdehumian，dixiadongzhewurennengjiandeanliu。shenqingwutaiqishou，zhijiandaizheweibukechadezhandou，qingqingpenglepengjingmian。

冰冷，坚硬。

zhijiandechuganshunjianyinbaolenaohaishenchumougebeichenfengdejiaoluo。

“啪！”

yishengcuixiang，shiyuqisuiliedeshengyin，yichangqingxidizaijiyilizhakai。jinjiezhe，shigengcier、genglingrenyasuandejinshuguacasheng——chenzhongdehuangjinsuolian，moguobinglengdehanbaiyudimian。shiyehuangdong，xuanyun，mohudeguangyingli，zhinengkanjianyishuangxiuzhefanfujinxiandenanrenzaoxue，yibuyibu，tazhesuiliedeyuzhuocanpian，zoudaotayanqian。

ranhou，shiputao。bingliang、baoman，daizheshuizhu，beilianggenxiuzhangquedaizheburongkangjulidaodeshouzhi，qiangyingdisaijintakouzhong。zhijianzhanrandelongxianxiangbadaodiqinrubiqiang，hunhezheputaoweisuandezhishui，duzhulesuoyouhujiudekeneng。

“chixiaqu。”dichendeshengyin，daizheyisiyonglandexiaoyi，xiangdushedexinzitianguoerkuo，“benguandexiaoqueer，jiugaiguaiguaide。”

zhixiganmengdiezhuleshenqingwudehoulong。tajicudixileyikouqi，binglengdekongqiqiangrufeifu，jidetajuliedikesouqilai，jingzhongdeyingxiangsuizhiniuquhuangdong。xiongkoujulieqifu，xinzangzaidanbodeyishanxiafengkuangleidong，jihuyaozhuangsuileigu。

不是梦。

shilengdekongqi，chuangwaidandiaodeyusheng，zhijianxiajingmiandebingliang，haiyouneishenmaizaigusuili、cikebeichedihuanxingdekongjuhequru……zheiyiqiedouzaijianxiaozhegaosuta，zheibushiyichangguangguailulideemeng。

她回来了。

huidaoleshiliusuizheinian，huidaolezheizuodiaolianghuadong、quebiqiulonggenglingrenzhixidexiefu。huidaoleneigetamingyunchedihuaxiangshenyuandeyuye——ganggangbeizuoweiyijianjingzhiertinghuade“liwu”，songjinquanqingchaoyedexiewujiushouzhong。

“darenhuifule！”yigejianlideshengyinchuantouyumu，daizhekeyidechanmei，congqianyuanyuanyuanchuanlai。

来了。

shenqingwudeshentimengdibengjin，xiangyizhanglamandegongxian。jingzhongneishuangbingfengdemouzi，zhouransuiliekai，bengshechuyizhongjinhuyeshoubinsifanpudexiongguang。qianshineigeyuye，tayeshizheiyangtingdaotongbao。tahuangluandizhengliyiqun，fupingmeiyisizhezhou，jiangmuqinliuxiadeweiyiyiwu——yimeilianjiadeyulanhuazanxiaoxinzangqi，ranhoubaoqineizhangweiletaohaotaerriyekuliandeqinpu，rutongpengzheyikuaitongwangshengludeqiaomenzhuan，qiangchengzhexiaorong，quyingjieneigejuedingtashengsideshenzhi。

qinpu……neibenchengzailetaqianshisuoyoubeiweiqijideqinpu！

shixianmengdisaoxiangqiangjiaoaiji。yibenzhuangzhensuyadecezijingjingtangzaineili，zhiyezhanxin，mojiqingxi。neishitahualezhengzhengsangeyue，mopolezhijian，aohongleshuangyan，yibiyihualinmoxialaide《xiaoxiangshuiyun》，zhiyinweicengtingfuzhonglaoputiguoyiju，xiedarenxianxiashiaitingciqu。

qianshi，jiushizheibenqinpu，rangtazaineichangchujiandeyuyeli，dedaolexiewujiuyijuqingmiaodanxiede“shangke”。zheiyiju“shangke”，bianchengletacihoushunianzaizheijinsiqiulonglilaiyichuanxideweiyidaocao，rangtaxinganqingyuandiweitazhucha、diaoxiang、xueqin、tiaowu，zuizhong……beineichenzhongdehuangjinsuolian，chedisuosizaifangcunzhijian。

“呵……”

yishengjiqingjilengdexiao，congshenqingwudehoulongshenchuyichu。daizhexuexingdetiexiuwei。

tajibukuadaoaijiqian，yibazhuaqineibenzhanxindeqinpu。binglengdezhijianyonglidaogujiefanbai，zhifuxiaguanghuadezhiyechugan，cikequexiangshishaohongdeluotie，tangdetalinghundouzaizhuotong。qianshineixiebeiweide、taohaode、qiangyanhuanxiaodeliankong，neixiebeisuolianjingu、beidangzuowanwuguanshangdeririyeye，rutongwushugencuidudezhen，henhenzhajintadenaohai。

“嘶啦——”

bubosuiliedecuixiang，zaijijingdefangjianlixiandegewaijingxindongpo。tashuangshoumengdixiangliangbianyiche！jianrendezhuangdingxianbeishengshengbengduan，xuebaidezhiyerutongbeijingfeidecuiruobaidie，sisanfenyang。takanyebukan，yibazhuaqizhuoshangdehuozhezi。

“嚓！”

juhongsedehuomiaozhouranliangqi，daizhezhuorendewendu，tanlanditianshishangsanluozaididezhiye。huoyanxunsumanyan，tunshizhemoji，tunshizheneixiecengjingyibiyihuaqingzhulebeiweixiwangdeyinfu。jiaoheidebianyuanjuanqu、fanqi，huijinzaishengtengdereqizhongdazhexuanerpiaosan，sanfachuzhizhangfenshaoteyoudejiaohuqiwei。

huoguangtiaoyue，yingliangletabanbianlianjia。neizhangguofennianqing、guofenroumeidelianshang，meiyourenhebiaoqing，zhiyouyandishenchu，liangcubihuoyangengleng、gengliedeyoumangzaifengkuangranshao。neilimianmeiyoulei，zhiyoushaojinyiqieguowangdejuejue。

chuangwaideyushengsihugengjile，pipazuoxiang，xiangshiwushuzhishouzaipaidazheqiulongdelangan。ranshaodezhiyehenkuaihuazuoyixiaoduianhongdeyujin，zuihouyidianhuoxingzhengzhazheximie，zhiliuxiayilvqingyan，niaoniaoshangsheng，zuizhongxiaosanzaichaoshiyinlengdekongqili。

shenqingwuhuanhuanzhanzhishenti，muguanglveguodishangneitanhuijin，meiyousihaoliulian。tazoudaoshuzhuangtaiqian，lakaizuidixianeigexiaoqiaodechouti。choutishenchu，sirongchendianshang，jingjingwozheyimochumujingxindehong。

血玉镯。

tongtititouwuxia，sezenongyanruningzhidexianxue，zhizaizhuoxinshenchu，wanyanzheyisijiqixiwei、quefangfohuowubanliudongdejinsemailuo。zheishitarufuneiri，xiewujiusuishoudiujitade“jianmianli”。qianshi，tashiruozhenbao，congweilishen，fangfodaizheta，jiudaishanglemouzhongwuxingdehushenfu。

cike，binglengdeyuzhuorushou，chendiandiande，daizheyizhonglingrenyanedezhifenqi。tazhijianyongli，jihuyaojiangzheibinglengdeshitouniesui。ranhou，tamengdizhuanshen，congyixiangzuidicengfanchuyijianbanjiudehuishupidoupeng，doutouzhaoshang，kuandademaoyanshunjianzhezhuledabanzhanglian，zhiluchuyidianguoyucangbaidexiahe。

tazoudaojinbidefangmenqian，ceertingletingwaimianxilideyushengheqianyuanyinyuedexuanxiao。shenxiyikouqi，neibinglengchaoshidekongqidaizhehuijindeweidaoguanrufeifu，queqiyidirangtahunluandesixuchendianxialai，zhishengxiayigeqingxiderutongdaokedeniantou：

离开这里。立刻。

xianzai，chenzhexiewujiuganghuifu，suoyourendezhuyilidouzaiqianyuan，chenzhezheipangtuodayushizuihaodeyanhu。

menzhoufachujiqiqingweideyisheng“zhiya”，beitaxunsulakaiyitiaofengxi。menwailangxiawuren，zhiyouyushuishunzhewuyanhuahualiuxia，xingchengyidaomimengdeshuilian。taxiangyidaomeiyouzhongliangdeyingzi，qiaowushengxidihuaruyumu，tiezhebinglengdeqiangbi，xunsuyinmeizaihuilangdeyinyingli。

qianyuandenghuotongming，renshengyinyinchuanlai，shengxiaosizhuzhishenghunzhetanxiao，gezhezhongzhongyumuhetingyuan，xiandeyaoyuanermohu。neishishuyuxiewujiudeshijie，zhizuijinmi，fanyunfuyu。ercikedeta，zhishiyigejiyuzhengtuozhuwangdefeie。

fudicemendexiaoxiang，pijingerxiazhai，zaibaoyudechongshuaxiagengxianyoushen。binglengdeyushuizazaidoumaoshang，shunzhebinjiaohualuo，jinshilebojingchudeyiling，dailaicigudehanyi。shenqingwuguojinleshenshangdejiudoupeng，shenyijiaoqianyijiaodicaizaininingli，meiyibudoujianqihunzhuodeshuihua。doupengcucaodebuliaomocazhepifu，yushuibuduancongmaoyanfengxizuanjinlai，hanyirutongfuguzhiqu，congjiaodiyizhimanyandaosizhibaihai。

tabuzhidaozijizouleduojiu。jiexiangkongwuyiren，zhiyouyushengtongzhizhezhenggeshijie。liangpangdedianpudaduomenchuangjinbi，oueryouyiliangjiahaitouchuhunhuangdeguangyun，zaishiluludeqingshibanshangtouxiayaohuangde、posuideyingzi。

zhongyu，qianfangjiejiao，yizhantunlesede“dang”zidenglongzaifengyuzhongwanqiangdiyaoyezhe，hunhuangdeguangyunzaiyulianzhongyunkaiyipianmohudenuanse。menmianbuda，mumenjinbi，menmeishangdeheiqiyijingyouxiebanbotuoluo，touzheyiguzinianshenrijiudeshijingqixi。

shenqingwuzaimenqiandunledun，yushuishunzhedoupengxiabaibuduandiluo，zaitajiaoxiajichengyixiaotanshuizi。tataishou，zhijiezaishilengdemenbanshangbuqingbuzhongdikoulesanxia。

“笃、笃、笃。”

menneichuanlaixixisusudexiangdong，piankehou，“zhiya”yisheng，menbanlakaiyitiaofeng。yizhangmanshizhezidelaoliantanlechulai，hunzhuodeyanjingzaihunanzhongjingtididaliangzhemenwaizheigeguozaishitoudoupenglideshouxiaoshenying。laochaofengdemuguangzaitaguofennianqingdelianshangtingdunleyishun，yousaoguotazhanmanniningdexiejian，daizheyizhongyuejinshigudedanmohebuyichajuedeqingshi。

“dangshenme？”shengyinganseshaya，xiangshazhimoca。

shenqingwumeiyoufeihua，zhijieshenchuzangzaidoupengxiadeshou。neizhishou，jishizaihunandeguangxianxia，yebaidejingren，xianxidewangufangfoyizhejiuduan。tadezhangxinxiangshangtankai，yimonongliedaoyaoyidexuesezhouranzhuangrulaochaofenghunzhuodeyanlian。

xueyuzhuojingjingditangzaitashilengdezhangxin，yushuishunzhezhuoshenhualuo，gengchendeneixueserutonghuowubanliuzhuan，zhuoxinneiyisixiweidejinxianzaidengguangxiayinyinliudong。

laochaofenghunzhuodeyanjingmengdizhengdaleyiquan，lianshangdezhezisihudoubengjinlexie。taxiayishidixileyikouqi，houjiegundongleyixia。ganzheixingjishinian，zheidianyanlihaishiyoude。zheizhuozi……juefeisuwu！neiyuse，neishuitou，youqishizhuoxinlineilvtianranxingchengdejinxian……tabumanlaorenbandeshouweiweiyouxiefadou，jiqiedishenchu，xiangyaonaguolaixikan。

jiuzaitadezhijianjijiangchupengdaoyuzhuodechanei，shenqingwudeshoushudishoulehuiqu，zhongxinyinrukuandadedoupengyinyingli。

“sidang。”tadeshengyincongdoumaoxiachuanchu，bugao，shenzhidaizheyisishaonvdeqingcui，queyichangpingjing，meiyousihaobolan，xiangyikuaitourushentandebingshi，jibuqibanfenlianyi。zhiyouzheibinglengdelianggezi，qingxidizazaishiluludekongqili。

laochaofengshenchudeshoujiangzaibankong，hunzhuodeyanjinglishanguoyisicuoehegengjianongliedetanlan。sidang？zheiyatoupianzi……tadaodizhibuzhidaozheidongxidejiazhi？haishishuo……zheidongxilailubuzheng？

tamiqiyan，zhongxindaliangzheyanqianzheigehunshenshitou、kanbuqingmianrongdenvhai，shitucongtashenshangzhaochugengduoxinxi。danneikuandadejiudoupenghedichuidemaoyan，xiangyicengjiangudeqiao，gejuelesuoyoudekuitan。zhiyouneiguoyupingjingdelianggezi，zaiyushengzhonghuidang，daizheyizhongburongzhiyidejuejue。

“guniang……”laochaofengtianletianganliedezuichun，shituhuanshangyizhonggengwenhe、gengyouhongdeyuqi，“sidang……zheijiaqiankejiuyaodadazhekoule。ninzheizhuozi……ze，shihaodongxi，dansidangkexileya！buruhuodang，rihou……”

“sidang。”shenqingwudaduanta，shengyinmeiyousihaoqifu，shenzhibigangcaigenglenglejifen，xiangcuilebingdedaofeng，“kaijia。”

laochaofengbeizheizhandingjietiedeyuqiyeleyixia。tadingzheneipiandoumaoxiadeyinying，hunzhuodeyanzhuzaihunhuangdedengguangxiafeikuaidizhuandongzhe，quanhenglibi。dongxishijueduidehaodongxi，danyanqianzheiyatoutouzheguguai，lailibuming，chushouyourucijuejue……taxinyiheng，baochuleyigeyuandiyutaxinzhongguzhideshuzi，daizheshitanheyazhadeyiwei。

“wubailiang。”tashenchuwugenkushoudeshouzhi，zaishenqingwumianqianhuanglehuang，yanshenjinjindingzhedoupengdeyinying，buzhuozherenheyisikenengdedongyao，“sidang，jiuzheigeshu。guniang，ninkexianghaole？zheijia……”

houmiandehuatameishuowan，danyuqilideqingmanhedudingyijingzugoumingxian。tarendingzheigeluonande、kenengtoulezhurenbaobeideyatou，biewuxuanze。

shenqingwuzangzaidoupengxiadeshou，zhijieyinweiyonglierweiweifanbai。wubailiang？zheizhizhuozi，qianshixiewujiucengbujingyitiguoyiju，shifanbanggongpin，jiazhiliancheng，danshineilvtianranxingchengdejinxian“longsui”，jiuzuyirangjingzhongquanguiquzhiruowu。wubailiang，lianlingtoudousuanbushang。

xiuru。youshizheizhongshuxide、jiangrencaizaichenailideqingjian。

binglengdenuyirutongdushe，shunjianchanraoshangtadexinzang。danzheiyici，tameiyouzhandou，meiyouqurudeleishui，shenzhizuijiaozaiyinyinglijiqiqingweidixiangshangchedongleyixia，yigebinglengdaojizhidehudu。

tameiyouzhengbian，meiyoushitutaojiahaijia。neizhiwozhexueyuzhuodeshouzaicishenchudoupeng，wenwendijiangzhuozifangzaidangpuneiyounibingliangdejutaishang。yuzhuoyumutaijiechu，fachuqingcuideyishengqingxiang。

“keyi。”tadeshengyinyijiupingjingwubo，fangfogangcaineiwubailiangdexiurucongweifasheng。“yinpiao。yaotongbaoqianzhuangde。”

laochaofengmingxianlengleyixia。tayuxiangzhongdehuangluan、aiqiu、huozhefennudezhengbiandoumeiyouchuxian。duifangpingjingdekepa。tahuyidinaqizhuozi，coudaoyoudengxia，zaicizixiyankan。meicuo，shijipinxueyu，jinxianyeshizhende……nandaozheiyatouzhensha？haishishuo……zheidongxitangshouderangtagenbenbuganjiuliu？

tayaxiaxintoudejingyiheyisibuyichajuedebuan，feikuaidixiehaodangpiao，gaihaoyinchuo，youcongqianxialishuchuwuzhangzhanxintingkuode、yinzhe“tongbaoqianzhuang”zhuhongyinjidebailiangyinpiao，tuidaojutaibianyuan。

“guniang，shouhaole。sidangwuhui，yinhuoliangqi。”tadingzheneipianyinying，jiazhongleyuqi。

shenqingwushenchushou，cangbaideshouzhinaqineiwuzhangqingpiaopiaoyouchendiandiandeyinpiao，kanyemeikan，zhijiesaijindoupengneidai。tanaqineizhangmojiweigandedangpiao，muguangzaishangmianneixingbinglengde“sidangwuhui”shangtingliuleyishun。ranhou，zaihunhuangdedengguangxia，zailaochaofengcuoedemuguangzhong，tamantiaosilidi，jiangneizhangbobodezhipian，sikai。

“嗤啦——”

qingxidesiliesheng。zaisi。zaisi。zhidaotabianchengyiduixixiaodesuipian。tatankaishou，renyouneixiezhixiebeimenfengliguanjinlaidelengfengchuiqi，dazhexuaner，fenfenyangyangdipiaoluozaidangpumenkoushiluludedimianshang，xunsubeihunzhuodenishuijintou、wuzhuo，zaiyekanbuchuyuanlaidemoyang。

zuowanzheiyiqie，talonglelongshitoudedoupeng，meiyouzaikanlaochaofengyiyan，zhuanshenbianmeirulemenwaiwubianwujideyumuzhizhong。

laochaofengniezheneimeichushouwenrunqueyoudaizheyisimominghanyidexueyuzhuo，dailizaijutaihou，kanzheneishouxiaodehuiseshenyingzaipangtuodayuzhongxunsumohu、xiaoshi。yigushuobuqingdaobumingdehanyi，shunzhejizhuiqiaoqiaopaleshanglai。taditou，kanzhejutaibianyuanbeiyushuijianshideyixiaopianhenji，fangfohainengganshoudaoneinvhaishenshangdailaidebinglengjuejuedeqixi。taxiayishidisuolesuobozi，nannanziyu：“guaishi……zhenshigeguairen……”