duanpianyanqingwen《zhongshengjunhun，jungegechongqirugu》shigeweishuchongdebikanliangpin，zhujiaojiangyanshiyidexingxiangbeikehuaderumusanfen，“yiming”dadawenbixini，juqingshifenhaokan，gaishuwei：“zenmemeishi，zheidounongchengzheiyangle？shibushisheidanile？nigaosuwaipo，waipoquzhaotasuanzhangqu！”yaoguixiangfennubuyi，takeshoubulebierenqifutawaisunnv，……
jiangyanhejiangxiaoliubeizhezhuwenghuidaojiangjiayuanzili。
“奶奶！”
jiangxiaoliuhanleyisheng，wulideyaoguixiangtingjiantamendehansheng，mangtiaokailianzichulai。
“aiyou，kannimenrede，mantoudahande，ganjinde，douqujingbianxibalian，jinwulilailiangliang。”
yaoguixiangrangtamenbazhuwengzifangxialai，chaolimianqiaoleyiyan，“yo，diaolebushao。”
“ng，zheiyimanzhuwengdedoushiwodiaode，neigeshiwobadiaode。”jiangxiaoliuchaoshuixilelianhou，paohuilaixuanyaozhezhanji。
“niba？nibabushiquyaochangshanggongqulema？”yaoguixianghaoqidewen。
“wobajingemeiqu，peiwomendiaoxiale……”
jiangxiaoliuxiaozuibaba，yihuierjiubajingguodoushuolechulai。
jiangyanxiguolianhuilai，baoqiandeshuo，“duibuqiwaipo，doushiwochanzhesijiu，sijiucaimeikongquzhenshangshanggongde。”
yaoguixiangxiaozhelazhujiangyandeshouwan，batawangwulila，“meishi，nijiuzuodeshilingsangong，suishiqudoukeyi，buquyecheng，meishenmeyingxiang。laiba，jinwuxiexie，waipojinimenkaidianfengshanshanshan，zaichidianxigua。”
pingshishengdianjieyuedeyaoguixiang，xianzaibadaerzisongdeneitaizhangchengdianfengshan，jibanlechulai，zhuanmenjilianghaizichuifeng。
chuizheliangshuangqieyidefeng，chizhexiangtiankekoudexigua，jiangyanxinlimeijile。
“longxiadechuliyixia，woxianzaijiulainong。”
yaoguixiangbazhuwengtijinlai，zhaolaihendadepenzi，jianglongxiadoudaochulai。
zheigejijiedelongxiadouhenfeida，getoubaoman，sezexianhong，rouyebijiaoduo。
zuiguanjiandeshi，bashiniandaideshuiziyuanganjingwuwuran，goushuidounengzhijietaomixicai，zheiyangdeshuizhishengzhangchulaideyeshenglongxia，ziweizuihaole，chizheyejiankang。
“yanyanxiangchishenmeyangde？shizhichihoumian**rou，haishiliannaoqiaodouliuzhede？”yaoguixiangxunwenjiangyan。
“waipo，jiandiaolongxiadeyanjingheangci，zaiqule**xiaxianjiukeyile。”jiangyanxiangzhexiaolongxiadechulifangfa，gaosuta。
“行！”
yaoguixiangdongzuomali，zhaolaijiandaokaishishoushiqilongxialai。
zhuanmentiaodedoushigetoudadelongxia，jianledabantangcipen，kanzheyinggaichabuduole，yaoguixiangnaqujingbiantaoxiganjing。
waisunnvyaochimalaweidaode，yaoguixiangyouqucaiyuanzilizhaileyixiehonglajiaohuilai。
bangwandeshihou，yaoguixiangjiukaishizuoqilemalaweidexiaolongxia，duofangsuanronghelajiao，dengxiaolongxiachuguodeshihou，zhenggechufangdoumimanzhexiangwei。
“wa，nainai，longxiahaoxianga！”
jiangxiaoliupazaiguobian，chaolimianzhangwang，chandekoushuidouyaoliuxialaile。
yongpingshihemianyongdelvpenlaishenglongxia，manmanyidapen。
jiangxiaoliurenbuzhushenshouyaoquzhualongxia，danbeiyaoguixiangpaidashoubei，“biena，xiaoxintang！”
queshihentang，tangdexiaoliubutingdeshuaishou。
yaoguixiangbadapenlongxiaduanchulai，fangzaiyuanzilidemuzhuoshang，hanjiangyan，“yanyan，kuaidianlaiba，niyaodemalaweidexiaolongxia，waipojinizuohaole。”
“来了外婆。”
jiangyancongwulipaochulai，kandaozhuoshangbaizheyidamanpendelongxia，hongtongtongde，shangmianzhuangdianzhehonglajiao，baisuanronghelvconghua，xiangweipumianerlai。
“好香啊！”
“kuaichiba！chenrechi！changchangwaiposhaodehebuhenideweikou？”yaoguixiangxiaozheshuo。
“好。”
jiangyanxileshou，hejiangxiaoliuyikuaichilelongxia。
baikailongxianaoqiao，xiliuyikoutangzhi，jiangyanganjuezijikuaiyaochengxian，shizaishitaixiangtaigouweile。
辣味十足！
jiushitaaichidemalaxiaolongxia。
“haochi，haohaochi，waiponindechuyidounengkaifandianle！”jiangyanchanglelongxiahou，kuazandao。
“hahaha，zhenyouneimehaochima？”
yaoguixiangxiaodelianshangzhouwendouyunkaile，waisunnvnengaichitazuodedongxi，tajuedegewaidemanzuhekaixina！
“haohaochide，waiponinyechangchang。”
jiangyanbochuyigelongxiaweibaderou，saijinyaoguixiangdezuili，changleweidaohou，yaoguixiangyanjingyiliang，diantoudao，“ng，longxiazheimeshaohaizhenbucuoa！”
“jiushiyoudianla……sihasiha……nainaiwoyaoheliangshui，tailala……”
jiangxiaoliubutainengchila，chilejizhizhihou，zuibadoulahongle，hachihachideshenshetou，rangrangzheyaoheliangshui。
jiangyanhennengchila，yuelayuedaijing，zuibaladetonghong，hainengjixuchi。
yipenlongxiagandiaoyibandeshihou，waigonghesijiutamencailuxucongwaimianhuilai。
sijiuyongshangyidoulebushaolizi，shuoshijilaoyutoujiaxiuli，laoyutousongde，ganghaodaihuilaijixiaoliuheyanyanchi。
jiangjiaanxiguoshouzouguolaixiaozhewen，“yo，nimenlongxiadouchishanglea？zenmeyang？”
“tebiehaochi，sijiu，wojinimenliuleyiban。”
jiangyanbazijichiguodelongxiaqiaozishoushile，zhuoshangpenlidelongxia，tayaoliujidajiachi。
“buyongbuyong，yanyanniaichi，duochidian，douchiwanba！womenbuaichineige，niwaigongwaipoyebuzenmeaichi，haishinizijichiba！”
jiangjiaanshizhendebuaichidaiqiaode，kenzhefeijing。
jianghoudeyebuchi，talianyudouhenshaochi，zhuyaoxianyuxiamafan。
yaoguixiangduancaiguolaishi，yeshuobuchi，kanzheshengxiadeyibanmeiweilongxia，jiangyanzhinengdutunla！
jiangjiaanzaichifandeshihou，heyaoguixiangtamenshuo，“ba，ma，wojintianmeiquyaochangshanggong，nimenzhidaoba？”
“wozhidaole，xiaoliudougaosuwole。”
yaoguixiangdijitayigemantou。
jiangjiaanjieguolai，yaoleyikou，jixushuo，“wodekuijintianmeiqu，gangcaiwoconglaoyutoujiaxiulihuilai，ganghaoyudaodaqiangzi，daqiangzigaosuwoshuo，jintianyaochangtafangle，zasilesange，zashangleqige，douluantaole。”
“啊？”
yaoguixiangdachiyijing，jianghoudeyejingdedengdayanjing，doukanxiangjiangjiaan，“douzasirenle？”
“duia！jintianwoyaoshiqushanggongdehua，kongpaxianzai……”
jiangjiaanmeiyouwangxiashuo，danyisidajiadoumingbai，tayaoshiqudehua，yexuhuiluogefeisijishangdexiachang。
“aiya，zhenshiwanxing！pusabaoyoupusabaoyoua！”
yaoguixianghuiguoshenlai，butingdeniantaozhepusabaoyou。
jiangjiaanquekanxiangjiangyan，ganjidao，“jintianzhendedexiexieyanyan，yaobushiyanyanfeiyaowopeitadiaoxia，wokenengdouqule。suanqilai，shiyanyanbangsijiudangledazaile。”
“shia！xinghaoshiyanyanlazhuleni，burandehua，houguobukanshexianga！duokuileyanyan，yanyankezhenshigexiaofuxing。”
yaoguixianggantanzhe，kanxiangjiangyandeyanshenyuefaciai，tajuedezheigexiaowaisunnv，yidingshigexiaofuxingzhuanshi。
tayilaijiangjiaba，yishijiulexiaoliudeming，ershijiulejiaandeming。
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