《zhenshangjiaoqi：jiaoshou，ligehun！》shiyibulingrenchenjindehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo，youzuojiaxiaoyuanmanchuangzuo。gushizhujiaowenranningguyanshendemingyunjiuchanzheaiqing、youqinghemaoxian，dailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihebukesiyideshijie。wenranningjitadadianhuahuibaoqingkuang。tingzheguyanshenchenmendeshengyin，jiunengxiangdaocishinanrenneijinzhoudemeitou。bijing，zheigeshijian，basheicongchuangshanglaqilairangta……。
gulaotaitaishizhenxinxihuanzheigesunxifuer。
huodaotazheibanianjile，zaijiashangzijidelezheizhongbingbujiuyushi，xuduoshitadoukandehentongtou。
tamengujiaqianhediweidouyoule，shenmedoubuque，yebuxuyaokaosuoweidelianyingonggudiwei。
taxiangyaodejiushigebenfenshanliangdeguniangjiajitadebaobeisunzi，erbushizhiqianneigejiao‘songyang’dehulijing。
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guyanshenlingchensidianduoxialeshoushu，biankandaoweixinshangzuowanlaotaitaifaleshijitiaoyuyinxiaoximatade。
danguyanshencongxiaofumugezimangshiye，tashinainaiyishoudaidade，suoyitagenlaotaitaideganqingfeichangshen。
jiusuanzhidaoshilaotaitaimata，tayedouyitiaobuluodetingwanle。
kebeirenmalezhihou，wulunduifangshishei，beimayeshiyijianshifenbushuangdeshi。
genghekuang，tamangleyiye，gangxiashoushu，jiuyinglaipitougailiandema，sheiyounengxinqinghao？
guyanshenbengaizhijiehuijiaxiuxide，queturandiaozhuanfangxiang，chaozheyishengzhibanshizouqu。
tazhijieqiaomen，fandaoxiandeguangmingzhengda。
hushizhandezhibanhushihaiyiweitashigenwenranningjiaodaigangcaineigeshoushubingrendeshuhouqingkuang，sihaomeiwangbiechuxiang。
wenranningbanxiaoshizhiqianganghuizhibanshimiyihuier，xianzaiyoubeichaoxing，tashengwukeliandekailemen。
kandaobushibingrenjiashu，jingranshiguyanshen。
tarenzhefanzao，wen：“gulaoshi，banxiaoshizhiqianwoyijingkaihaoneigeshoushubingrendeshuhouyizhule，ninhaiyoushenmeyaojiaodaidema？”
guyanshenlengzheliandao：“genwolaibangongshi。”
wenranningkanleyanqiangshangdeshizhong，kuailingchenwudianle。
kanyangzi，zheigeyebanzhudingshiyifenzhongdoubunengxiuxile。
tatuozhepibeideshenzigenguyanshenquleyishengbangongshi，zuozaidiannaoqian，dao：“ninyoushenmefenfu，jiushuoba。”
guyanshenlengshengdao：“gangcaiwojianchaguole，nishuhouyizhukaidehaixing，meishenmexuyaobuchongde。danshiwenranning，woyoumeiyoushuoguo，biequdaraonainai？nixianzaiganqugaozhuangle，shibushi？”
wenranningweiweiyizheng，suijibianjiedao：“zuotianwanshangshinainaixianjiwodadianhuade，tarangwozhongqiujiegennihuijiachifan，neinishuo，woyinggaizenmeban？wobenlaijiushibeifayaolianzhisantianbana，woyoubuhuifenshenshu，zhinenggennainaishihuashishuo。”
guyanshendao：“neinijiubuzhidaozhaorendiaogeban，bamingtiandeshijianjikongchulai？zheihaiyongwojiaoni？”
wenranningjianzhishiqibudayichulai，zheijiugen‘hebushiroumi’yiyangfengci！
guyanshenyiluzoulai，suishuotazijidequeyounengli，danyinweiyougujiabeijingdejiachi，wenranningxiang，napashiyiqianshixideshihou，yemeirenganqifuta。
tayizhidoushibeipengzhe、taohaozhede，youzenmehuilejietadexinsuan？
“gulaoshi，zheidaguojiede，haishigetuanyuanjie。yousheihuiyuanyigenwodiaoban？kuangqie……”
wenranningyuyanyouzhidekanzheta。
guyanshencumeiwen：“kuangqieshenme？”
xiaoyatoububeibukangdeshuo：“woweishenmeyaogenrendiaoban？diaoleban，wohaidehaijirenjia。benlaizheicibeifa，jiushiniguyiweinanwo，neizheijianshiliyingnibangwojiejuecaidui，pingshenmehaiyaowozijijiejue？”
guyanshentingzhetayitaoyitaodelilun，meitouyuecuyueshen。
bijing，pingrilizheizhongzhibandexiaoshi，jiusuanpaibanbugongping，youhuozhediaobanchuxianmaodun，yedoushisixiajiejue，sheigannaodaotamianqian？
tabuyuedekaikoudao：“wenranning，nirangwoqujinijiejuezhibandeshi？neiyihoushibushinichihelasa，wodoubangnijiejuele！”
yijinglianxuzhileliangtianyebandewenranningzheiyikeyeshiqilefangu，tameihaoqideshuo：“neiwojiumeiyoubanfale，fanzhengwomingtianmeirentiwozhiban，wojiuyaodaizaizheierzoubukai。zhiyunainaineibian……jiumafangulaoshibangwodaogeqian。”
“你！”
guyanshenkezhidexilekouqi。
yinweishizaibangongshi，hushihuozhebingrensuishidouhuijinlai，tabunengdadonggangededuitazenyang。
guyanshenyaoyadianlediantou，dao：“xing，wenranning，nijiuzhangzhelaotaitaixihuanni，jiwoshijingzuoba！”
shuowan，tayinchenzhelianyangzhangerqu。
wenranningkanzhetadebeiying，momingde，qiershunlebushao。
bijing，zicongjiajitazhihou，baitianzaiyiyuandishengxiaqi，wanshanghuijiahaishizhanzhanjingjingde。
tanulirangzijibianchengtaxihuandeyangzi，ketayoushizenmeduitade？
jiranruci，hebineimebeiweidequmianqiangzijishuncong，weixizheyiduanhaowujieguodehunyin？
wenranningtanlekouqi，wangzhechuangwaitiankongluchudeyudubai，didideziyanziyuzhe：“youshiyigebumianzhiye。”
zuowanjihumeizenmeheyan。
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jintianshizhongqiujie，yiyuandeguijushijiejiarili，zhurenshixiuxide，xiamiandeyishenggenjugezizuneidepaibanlunliulaichafang，danbixushibenyuanyishengqinzichafang。
kezaoshangyijingguolebadian，qitasangezudechafangyishengyijinglaile，zhiyouwenranningzheizuchichimeiyoulailaoshi。
wenranningfankanleyixiapaibanbiao，faxianjintianlundaomengjiechafang。
pingriliruguoxiuxiripaidaomengjiechafang，tazonghuitoulanbulai，rangwenranningtitacha，youshenmebuhuichulidedianhuagoutong。
qishi，yebuzhimengjieyigerenzheimezuo，meigekeshidouyoujigexiangmengjiezheiyangderen。
tamenyebupazheixiexueshengguyishihuai，guyichuchazijitamendailaimafan。
bijing，sheiganchuchazi，neijiubiexiangshunlibiyele！
youlebiyezheicengdeqianzhi，yanjiushengmenzhinenglaolaoshishideweitamenzuoshi，renlaorenyuan，buganfankang，yebuganchucuo！
suoyi，xiangmengjiezheileideshangjiyishengzongshifangxindadandebashiqingjiaojixiamiandexuesheng。
zheiyang，tazijizhishaokeyishengquyibandegongzuo，haikeyinatongyangdegongzi。
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erguyanshenzuowanxialeshoushuzhihougenwenranningchaolejijuzui，yijingshijinpilijin，zhijiejiuzaizijidebangongshixiuxile。
zaoshangqilai，tahaizaixiang，gaizhaogeshenmeliyou，rangqitarentiwenranningzhigeban？
erqie，gaixuansheiqutiwenranningzhiban？
haimeixiangchugetouxu，gulaotaitaiyoujitadadianhuale，rangtadaizhewenranningzaodianhuigujialaozhaiguojie。
guyanshenfandebuxing，wenranningbupeihe，buyuanyizhaorendiaoban，jibianzijishizhuren，yebunengqiangzhiyaoqiubierendaguojiedeguolaitiwenranningzhiban。
yinci，tasuoxingshuodao：“nainai，jintianningningzhiban，diaobukai。shizaibuxing，rangtahuilaozhaipeinin，wozaizheiertitazhibanba。”
guyanshendeyisiqishishixianggenlaotaitaishuomingwenranningdiaobanhennan，ranglaotaitaifangqijiaowenranninghuilaozhaideshi。
zheiyangyilai，tayebuyongfeixinzhaorentizheiyatouzhibanle。
kemeixiangdao，gulaotaitaijuranzantongdeshuo：“zheiyangyehao，niyigedananren，zhigeyebanyeleibuchengnaerhaohuai。nikanwomenningning，neixiaolianerlahuangde，douleichengshenmeyangle？”
guyanshenchediwuyu，xinxiangzhe：zhenshiqinnainai！
jiuzheiyang，genlaotaitaitongwanhua，tabenxiangqubangongshigenwenranningshuoyisheng，rangtaxianzaiganjinhuilaozhaipeinainaiguojie。
kexiaoyatouzhengtuizhebingliche，yijianyijiandechafang。
guyanshenyihuodewen：“zenmeshinichafang？womenzujintianmeiyouyishenglaima？”
bijing，wenranningjiusuannadaolezhiyizheng，yebushizhengshiyisheng，bingmeiyouchufangquan。
出了事，谁负责？
wenranningmianwubiaoqingdeshuo：“benlaigaimenglaoshi，tashuoyoushilaibulele。”
guyanshenliansedangjichenlexialai，kanzhewenranningxiyiweichangdeyangzi，tawen：“zheizhongqingkuangchixuduojiule？”
wenranningmangrandekanzheta：“shenmeqingkuang？”
guyanshendao：“mengjiemeicizhoumohuozhejiejiarichafang，doushinitidema？”
wenranningweiweiyizheng，nanbucheng，tacaizhidao？
tahaiyiwei，zheishitamoxude！suoyimengjiecaihuizheiyangyoushiwukong！
guyanshenlishengdao：“wenranning，wozaiwennihua，weishenmebushuohua！”
wenranningdao：“wohaiyiwei，zheishiguzhurenmoxudeqianguize。”
guyanshenlandegentajieshi。
tazuoweixinwaikedezhuren，yidanfashengrenheshiqing，tashoudangqichongdejiuyaodanzeren。
suoyi，tadangranbukenengmoxumengjiebachafangzheizhongshidouzhijiejiaojixueshengzuo。
bijing，rangyigemeiyoushenmejingyandexueshengquchafang，shiduibingrendejidabufuze。
tasuoxingdaizhewenranningchawanlezulidesanshiduogebingren，zheicaijimengjiedadianhua。
neibiandemengjiehaizaijialishuijue，xiangshouzhezheiyouxiandezhongqiujiejiaqi。
tameimeidexiang，zicongyiyuanyouleyanjiushengbixushanglinchuangzhidu，zijidegongzuobuzhidaoqingsongduoshao。
zheijiuxiangdangyushangbanyoulianjialaodonglikeyiyong。
youlezheixiexuesheng，daduoshushihoutazhiyaodongdongzuipizi，zheixiexueshengziranhuiguaiguaibashiqingzuohao。
xianzaizheigebanshangdezhenshiyuelaiyueqingsongle！
jiuzaizheishi，tadeshoujixiangle。
jianshiguyanshendalaile，mengjieganmangqingleqingsangzi，jieqidianhua。
“wei，guzhuren，ninyoushenmefenfuma？”
tayiweishiguyanshenlinshixiangqimougebingrenxuyaoxiugaizhiliaofangan，suoyicaijitadadianhuashuoyixia。
dabuledaoshihou，tafenfuwenranninggaiyixiayizhujiushile。
kemeixiangdao，dianhuaneibianchuanlaiguyanshenlengchendeshengyin：“mengyisheng，nizainaer？”
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