remenxiaoshuozhanshen：kaobkingxingweijuexingjinxuzhujiaoshiyunhexianlinqiye，gaixiaoshuoqingjieyinrenrusheng，shiyibuhenhaokandexiaoshuo。jingcaineirongtuijian：leibao：nenggouyushileiting，yindongleitingfengbao。mingxuanyixian：wulunruhedoubuhuisi，zuidiyongyuanmingxuanyixiandesuoxuenengli。］yunhexian……
linqiyederuxuexuyaoxianbanliyixiedongxi，suoyibiyunhexianhepangxindaoxuexiaoyaowanyixie。
haozaizuotianyimayinggaishigenlinqiyeshuoguoletamendeshiqing，suoyitaluguoyibandeshihou，hepangxindalegezhaohu。
yunhexiandangshizaiqieerbushedechuotaqianzhuodehoubei，kanjianlinqiyeyezhishiyangzhexiabadianlediantou，biaoshinihao。
linqiyeduicizhinengdangzuomeikandao，danxinlixiangzhe：anzhaoxiaoshuolaikan，yunhexianjiushizhujiaoyinggaishoufudediyigexiaodiba，wozenmemeizhuandaoyibanni？
linqiyeyizhiqidaiyourennengchaofengtashixiazi，ranhoutalainixi——yejiushisuoweidebeilurenchaofeng，ranhouzhujiaobanzhuchilaohunixidejuqing。
只不过一直没成功。
haobuzhiqingdeyunhexianyijiuchuochuochuoqianzhuozheigejushuoshiquanshichengjidiyidedaxueba，zidongbideanniu‘gadagada’dexiang。
daxuebazhongyuzhuanguoshenlaile，muguangpingjing，yuqidaizheyisibunai，lengdandao，“niyoushi？”
yunhexianyanjiandekandaotapingfangzaizhuozishangdekebenfengmian，yixixiezhetademingzi：anjiyu。
“jiyuxueba，jintianshangwushuxuelaoshicekao，ninengbunengbanideshijuandaanjiwochuanyifen？”yunhexianpazaizhuozishangdao。
“wojiaoanqingyu，bujiaojiyu。”taxianshijiuzhengleyixia，suihouyoutanlekouqi，yifu‘wohechunhuojiaoshenmejing’deyangzi，youzhuanguoqule。
云鹤闲：O.o
tongbutongyinizhigeshenga，zhijiezhuanguoqushenmeyisi？bushuohuajiudangnimorenlee。
xinanlidedeyunhexiankanleyiyanpangxin，pangxinyilianmudengkoudai，chouguoyizhangzhizaishangmianshuashuashuadeyidunxie，ranhoutuidaoyunhexianmianqian。
［yungenizhenniua，womendoubuganzhaoreanqingyu，takanrendeyanshenguaiguaide，rangrenjuedexinlifamao。］
这么刁的设定。
yunhexianmozhexiaba，kanlaizheixiaoziyebushiwumingzhirena。
“nizheimezhuangshinipata。”yunhexianwuyudao，“niyishenshoutanengfangegendou。”
pangxinyimibabadedagaoge，anqingyuheyunhexianchabuduogao，yejiuyimiqibazuoyou，renbiyunhexianhaishou。
pangxinzhuangdegenquanjishouside，yishenshounengjianqingyutuilianggedagentou，tahaipashangle。
anqingyuweiweicetou，“wotingdedao。”
庞信：◔.̮◔
已老实.JPG
shuxuekaoshiyunhexianzhongjiumeichaodaoanqingyudeshijuan，yinweianqingyubuxuyaokaoshi，tabeishuxuelaoshitepishemianle。
haihao，pangxinzheigechengjizhongbuliudexiaodi，xianyongyunhexiandebijixiewanletadeshijuan，ranhouheyunhexianhuanleyixia，zhongxinkaishixie。
安卿鱼：◑.◑
zhenyouyisi，xiangdailegeshutonglaishangxuedeshaoyeside。
yunhexian：୧〃•̀ꇴ•〃૭
youxiaodizhenhao，bkingxitongzhenbang！
……
晚自习结束后。
zhongyunenghuijiadexueshengmenrengxiabi，beizheshubaowangjializou，yunhexianreqingdezhaohu，“xiaojiyu，yiqizoume？”
zijueheyunhexianmeineimeshuxideanqingyuzuijiaocheleche，‘wanju’dao，“buyongle，wojiabuzhuzailaochengqu——niaoge。”
yunhexian：“zheimejichou，wocaijiniqigewaihao，nizhuantoujiuqihuilaile？”
“lishangwanglai。”anqingyuweiweiyixiao，tuiletuiyanjing，yunhexianfangfokandaoletayanxiadeyidianzhi，tashenmeyemeinadeqishenzoule。
yanxiayouzhidenanrenyidinghencongming。
yunhexiantufaqixiang，buguozheigequeshishuai，youyizhongcongmingrendemeili，zheikenengjiushizijidezhixingliannaofazuoleba。
yunhexian：sinaozi，kuaitingxia！
“pangxin，yunhexian。nimenbanjiwanzixiyatanglema？”xianzaimenkoudelinqiyesuiranchanzheheiduan，danhaoxiangnengkandaotamenside，zaiyunhexianhepangxinluguotadeshihoukaikouxunwen。
“youhe，xinkuxiaoqidengzhewomenle。”yunhexianyibalanzhulinqiyedejianbang，yangmeidao，“zouba，nishenhouzheixieshi？”
“wojiaoliyifei，womenshunluhelinqiyeyiqihuiqu。”
“wojiaojiangqian，shierbanbanzhang。”
“我……”
shilaihaorenqizuibashedeshuo，buzhidaodehaiyiweilinqiyedairenlaizachangzide。
buguopangxinzheimedagegaogeerchuzaiyunhexianshenbian，haizhenmeirengandunangwentagangcaiweishenmeduilinqiyeshierbujian，haidelinqiyexianzhaohurendewenti。
“woyimatuoyunhexianhepangxinsongwohuijia，womenjiuzhuduimen，dajiabuyongsongwode。”linqiyeyezhidaozheimeduorengenzhezijidechangmiantaiguozhuangguan，yushishitujujuetamendehusong。
但效果约等于无。
“我们顺路。”
“duidui，wojiayezhuzailaochengqufujin。”
“zoubazouba，biezhanzaimenkoule。”
“……”
tamenyongcuzhelinqiyeheyunhexian、pangxinsanrenzouzhe，buguohaozai，tamenbuzhiyuyaobalinqiyesongdaojiamenkou。
henkuaijiusansanliangliangdefenbiele。
shengxiadejigeyeshishunlu，linqiyedongledongjiantou，shiturangyunhexiansongkaizijidejianbang。
yunhexianbangerendouyazaitashenshang，tashishufule，danlinqiyeganjuekanglegeshadaiside。
“yunhexian，xiansongkaiwozenmeyang？”linqiyeshangliangdao。
“jiaoyunge。”yunhexianloujinlelinqiyedejianbang，tiaomeidao。
linqiyejibianshimengzheyanjing，yenengrangrenganjuedaotadejunxiushuaiqi，kenengshiyinweizishenjinglideyuanyin，jirenyizhongchenjingyoushendeqizhi。
tingdaoyunhexiandehua，tawunaidexiaoshengdao，“yunge——haoleme？”
yunhexianpailepaitadejianbang，songkailelinqiye，ranglinqiyejuedeyixiazirenglegedabeibao。
“nimenshuo……neimiwuhuibuhuizaicifusu？”liyifeibeizhebao，ganjueqifentaianjingle，yushizhaolegehuati。
“zhuanjiashuomiwufusudegailvhenxiao，jutiwangle，buguozanmensizhiqiandoubuhuiyoubianhuade，biexiangtaiduo。”jiangqianbeizheshubao，piezuidao。
“zhuanjiadehuaniyexin，zhennanweinile。”yunhexiansuikoudahuadao，“zhiqianbuhaiyouyigezhuanjiatiyishangdaxueshengfufeishangbanhuodeshixijihuime？”
jiangqianyixiazichenmole，mianqiangbianjieshuo，“zheibuyiyang！”
“youshenmebuyiyangde？doushizhuanjia。”pangxinlikefuheyunhexiandehua，muguangjiongjiongdedingzhejiangqian。
jiangqian：“……yungeshuodedui。”
庞信这才收回目光。
linqiye：yidingyaozheimezhongchengma？wozenmemeiyouzheiyangdexiaodi？
taruoyousuosidekanxiangyunhexian，zheiyidingjiushitadiyigexiaodirenxuanleba？
dengrihouzaixuexiao，fahuichuzijichusedemeili，jiunengzhefuyunhexianle，hainengfudaiyigezhanshipangxin。
又一次冷场。
yuxiameishuoguohuadesangeren，qizhongyigedao，“neige，wozaizheilizhuanwan，zhaolezouha。”
“neineinei…neigewangshao，nijiashibushizailaochengqupangbianlaizhe，zuijintingshuolaochengquyoubiantaisharenkuang，nijidexiaoxinxie。”liyifeituranshuo。
benlaiyaozoudewangshaojiaobudunzhu，dalegeduosuo，“nishenmerena，woyaozoulenihehuwo？”
“wokemeihehuni，shiwobagenwoshuode。jushuosidehencan，lianpidoubeibale，xuelinlinde，genbeishengkenleside……”liyifeiyadishengyinshuo。
beiliyifeizheimeyishuo，bieshuoshibenlaiyaofenbiedewangshaole，jiulianliuyuan、jiangqiandouyouxiehaipale，buzijuedewangzuigaodadepangxinshenbiankao。
ranhoubeitamendangzuomubiaodepangxinwangyunhexiandeshenhoukao，paizhexiongfudao，“yunge，wobaohuni。eduile，haiyouxiaoqi。”
linqiye：“……xiexie。danliyifeizheimeshuo，wozongjuedebuxiangshirenzuode，sheixinlibiantaia。”
“buyaobanyejiangguigushi！”jiangqianjingshengshuo。
［lianggeguimianrenzaiwangshaoyaoqudexiaoxiang，congxiashuidaoshanglaide，shenshangzidaiyiguchouweier，henrongyifajue。］bkingxitongzhidaozijiasuzhubuzhidaojuqing，yushitishishuo。
yunhexiandaixiaodelianshangrengjiushixiaoyi，danshentiquejinbengqilai，zhanzailinqiyeshenbian，yanzhongdaizhedaizhejingtizhise。
guimianren，yebuzhidaozheilianggejiujingshishei，buguozhiyaoshirenjiuyidinghuiyoupozhan，congxiashuidaoshanglaideme……
yunhexiannulifangsongziji，xiaofuxiuzili，cengcengdiediedejianrensuipianpanjuzaitadeshoubeishang，zhengshiwujianbucuidebianren。
嗯？
linqiyechayidekanxiangyunhexian，suiranchanzheyanjing，dantadeganzhimeiwenti，yunhexiandexiuzizhong——sihuduolehenduodaopian？
zheishishenmenengli？hetianshiyouguanxima？
nanbuchengyunhexianshikaiqitashenmidaoludelingluren？zheizhongshiqingbuyaoleba，pingfanyidianertinghaode。
“nimenyoumeiyouwendaoyiguweidao。”yunhexiankaozailinqiyeshenshang，weiweicumei，haoxiangwendaoleshenmeexindedongxiyiyang。
linqiyexiulexiu，meiwendaoshenmedongxi，shizheizhongteshurenqundenenglime？
他若有所思。
zhengzaihewangshaoheliyifeitamenshuohuadejiangqianlengleyixia，tadexiujuelingmin，danyemeiwendaoshenmechou……
“ou…zhendeyou！xiangxiashuidaodeweidao……”jiangqianshuozhe，dunxiashenzioutuqilai。
suizhejiangqiandedongzuo，wangshao、liuyuanheliyifeiyewendaole，liyifeizhizhewangshaoshenhoudexiaoxiang，“haoxiangshicongniyaozoudeneitiaoluchuanlaide。”
youshendexiaoxiangzidaizheechou，zhongrenlianxiangdaoliyifeizhiqiantidaoguodebiantaisharenkuang，zheixiashuidaodeexinweidaofangfodoubianchengleshitifulandeweidao。
wangshaoyouyuleyixia，zhuantouwanghuizou，“wohaishiraoluhuiquba。”jiusuanmeiyoubiantaisharenkuang，tayebuxiangzhimianshiti。
wangshaogangzouliangbu，liangdaoleirenshengwubiancongxiaoxiangpalechulai。
tamendeshenyingzhuangshuodexiangshigouxiong，sizhizhedi，touluxiangshirenlei，danzhangzhedeshiyizhangcanbainiuqudeguilian。
shuaizheliangtiaohongsedexiangshesidelinghuoshetou，zhichongtamenerlai！
“guaiwuaaa！！！”jiangqianjingkongjiaochushenglai。
我艹！
yunhexiandexintiaodouloutiaoleyipai，tayizhiyiweiguimianrenshidaizheguilianmianjudeshili，heshouyerenzheigeguanfangzuzhiduili。
meixiangdao，™debushirena！
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