《zhongsheng:kaijuzishou,fanxiangzizhengqingbaizheibenshuxiedehenshenggong,juqingbusutao。kanlehaixiangkan,gushihenxiyinren,yanzangfengxiedezhenhao。zhouyifengtangruoxishibenshudezhujiao,jiangshule:suiranzhenhuazhongxuemeinianjiuzhao600geren,qiemeiyouzhibiaosheng,kedangnianjianghuaiyejiushiyunqibijiaohao,mianqiangyishoumenyuandefenerkaolejinqu。……
zhouyifenghenhendedengleleyiyanjianghuai,zaikanchuangshangyishanbuzheng、chenshanniukoubaokaidewaishengnvtangruoxishi,tanaohailituranyoufuxianlezhiqianzailoutikoutingdaodeneixie***duibai。
wuyiweiyiweitangruoxiyijingbeijianghuaiqingboledetadangjinucongxinzhongqi,duishenhoujizaimenbianmubuzhuanjingdesigebaoanhandao:“nimenhailengzheganshenme,bazheigesangjintianliangdechushengjiwozhuazhu!”
neisigebaoanwenyan,fenfencongaixindachuangshangtangzhedetangruoxishenshangshouhuishixian。
buzhidaoweishenme,tamenturanganjueyoudianerkouganshezaode。
xinxudexianghuduishiyiyanhou,sirenlikeyingshengxiangqian,yueguoxuexiaodejiaodaozhurenzhouyifengxiangjianghuaizhuaqu。
“***!?”
jianghuaicongshafashangtiaoleqilai,chaoqichajishangdeboliyanhuigangjiushiyizhenhuluanhuiwu。
bushi,zheitemelianwendoubuwenyijujiuzhijiedongshouzhuaren?
“doutamabieguolai,fouzebieguaiyanhuigangbuzhangyana!”
yanchouzhebeibidaoqiangjiaocaizheshafayilianhenlidejianghuai,neijigebaoanyebuganmaorankaojin。
tamenyebushishazi,xuexiaoyigeyuejiujitamenqianbakuaidegongzi,zheiyaoshiaiyixiazhipadoubugouyiyaofei。
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yanjianjianbanuzhangdeqifenjiangchibuxia,chuangbiandezhouyifengyongbeizijiangyishanbuzhengdezhinvtangruoxigaihaohou,fennudetaishouzhizhezhengcaizheshafahebaoanduizhidejianghuaiminglingdao:“nizhidaonixianzaishiganshenmema,haibuganjinjiwobashoulideyanhuigangfangxia!”
“ze,zheifusheidouqiannijibaikuaiqiansideweierketaiduilelaozhou!”
mianduilaizijiaodaozhurendeweiya,zhongshengerlaidejianghuaimeiyousihaodexinlifudan,gengmeiyoutingtadehuajiaoxietoujiang。
kaiwanxiao,fangxiawuqijinimenzou,ranhoucuoguozuijiapoanshijianzaiyisongjingfang?
jianghuailengxiaozhezhishijiaodaozhurenzhouyifengdeyanjingfanwendao:“zhixunimensiwugechengnianrenqifuwoyige,haibuyunxuwonaqiwuqiziweile,zheishishenmedaoli!?”
“道理!?”
zhouyifengtinglejianghuaineidiandaoheibaidehua,xiangkanlajiyiyangzhizhetazhiwendao:“niyouguaixuexiaodenvlaoshilaikaifanghaiyoulile!?”
“nishaotemejiwoluankoumaozi!”
jianghuaiyibiantifangzhemianqiansigechunchunyudongdexuexiaobaoan,yibiannazheyanhuigangzhizhezhouyifengfanbodao:“fankeyiluanchi,pibieluanfang,shenmeyouguainvlaoshilaikaifang,wokeburen,woneishijianyiyongweijiuzhurouruonvzi,jiusuantabushitanglaoshiwoyeyiyangbang!”
yitingjianghuaishuozijidexingweishijianyiyongwei,youlianggebaoanchadianermeirenzhuxiaochushenglai。
shentemejianyiyongwei,hainengzheimejieshi?
naeryoubarendailaikaifangjianyiyongweide,nixiaozipabushiyongcuocileba,jiansewangyihaichabuduo。
zhouyifengyeshichedibeijinule,talandezaijixupeijianghuaichedan,zhijiezhizhejianghuaiduiqixialezuihoutongdie。
“zuihoujinggaoniyici,bayanhuigangjiwofangxia!”
weizaibolichajiheshafazhouweideneisigebaoanwenyanyeshixinshenyilin。
zhidaizhouzhurenyishenglingxia,tamenjiusuanmaozhebeilundefengxianyehuiyingzhetoupishangqubajianghuaizhifu。
jianghuaiyezhidaoxianzaidejushiduizijifeichangbuli,dantameidexuan,bixujianchidaodi!
jiaodaozhurenzhouyifengdeweiren,jianghuaizaiqingchubuguole。
neishigetanbaibuyidingcongkuan,dankangjukendinghuicongyandezhu。
qianshizheihuojiangzijizhifuhoubingmeiyoudiyishijianbaojing,ershidaihuixuexiaobaoweichujiaojiazhang,zhidaohoumianshiqingnaodahoucaiyijiaodejingfang,daozhicuoguolezuijiapoanshijian。
jiranshangtianjilejianghuaizailaiyicidejihui,takebuhuizhongdaofuzhe!
zhijianjianghuaiyaoyayifahen,jiangshoulideyanhuigangwangqiangshangmengdiyike。
嘭!
suibolizhazibengleyidi,liandaizhejianghuaideshoushangyebeihuapolegexiaoshangkou,yinhongdexianxuecongzhijianshunzheshoulidebanjieyanhuigangliuxia。
“buxiangsidedoutemejilaozibiedong!”
jianghuaizaiduduizhezhouweichunchunyudongdebaoanhuluanhuilehui,tongshihenlihandao:“mad,zhenhuazhongxueyigeyuecaijinimenkaijibaikuaiqian,nimentemewanershenmeminga!”
jiuzaicishi,menwaizoulangshangkuaisuchuanlaiyizhenjiaobusheng。
suihou,jianghuaipanxingxingpanyueliangdemaozishushuzhongyuchuxianle。
yigezhuangbankusixiaojingatedejingchayijiaochuaikailexuyanzhedefangmen,shouchidaizheqiangguangshoudiande***xunsuchuangrufangjian,tongshidahandao:“biedong,jing!...cha~~?”
huashuoyiban,kandaowuneiqingxingdetazhijiemengle。
bushishuoyourenzaizheilimaiyinpiaochangme...zheiyoushishenmeqingkuang?
yiersansi...liunanyinv,juzhong***!?
wuzilidezhouyifengheneisigexuexiaodebaoanyemengbile,tamenbujidezijiyoubaoguojinga!
zhenhuazhongxueyoushenglidepingxianjinxiangmu,xiaxueqikaixuehouqiahaohuiyoushengjiaoyujudelingdaoxialaijiancha,yinerzuijinzheiduanshijianzhengshiguanjianshike。
zhouyifengyuanbenxiangdeshixianbajianghuaidaihuixuexiaoneibuchuli,jinliangjianxiaoyingxiang。
xianzaijiandaozheijianshiyijingjingdonglejingfang,taxinlidunshiyichen。
“zhou...zhouzhuren!?”
neigekusixiaojingatedejingchashenhouyouzoujinlailianggejingcha,qizhongyigehaoxiangrenchulezhouyifeng,henshiyiwaidejiaoletayisheng:“zhendeshinia!”
xianzaishi2002nian,zheigeniandaideshehuizhianhaibijiaohunluan,zuoweizhenhuazhongxuejiaodaozhurendezhouyifengmeishaohepaichusuodeminjingdajiaodao,yinerbeirenchulaibingbushishenmetebieyiwaideshiqing。
zhouyifengyerenchuleneigeminjing,liansehuanlehuanhoushangqiandahuadao:“songjingguan,nimenzenmelaile?”
neigesongjingguanhezhouyifengyouguojicijiaojiguanxiyehaikeyi,jiantawenqibianhuidadao:“ershiduofenzhongqianjiedaobaojingshuozheiliyourenmaiyinpiaochang,jiudairenguolaikanyiyan,buguonimenzheidaodishishenmeqingkuang?”
zhouyifengzhengzaixianggaizenmehesongjingguanjieshishi,houmianbeisigebaoanweizaiqiangjiaodejianghuaizeshiyifukanrenaobuxianshidadexiaozhehuilehuishoulidaixuedebangeyanhuigang,xiangmenbianyuzhouyifengdahuadesangejingguandashenghandao:“jingchatongzhi,shiwobaodejing,wozaizheierni!”
huayingangluo,jianghuaisihushiyishidaozijizheixingxiangbutaixianggehaoren。
taxunsizhejiranyoujingchazai,liangzheixiebaoanyebuganluanlai,biansuishoujiangshouliranxuedeyanhuigangdiuzaileshenxiadeshafashang。
哐当~
banjieyanhuigangzaishafashangdanleyixia,suihoudiaoluozaidi。
yucitongshi,beijingdaodebuzhishineisangejingcha,haiyouzhouyifengheweizhejianghuaidesigexuexiaobaoan。
“你说什么!?”
tebieshijiaodaozhurenzhouyifeng,yiliannanyizhixindedingzhejianghuai。
“shi...shinibaodejing!?”
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