yougeshangjiagebianxiederemenxiaoshuozhongshenglejiudetanlianai！，juqingfeichangdexinying，meiyouneimeqianpianyilv，feichanghaokan。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan“meiyou，zheiliangtiantakandaowodouduozhezou。”xiaozhenzhenqingxushaoweishangyanglexie，“takendingpasinile。”“neijiuhao。”baiyangdianlediantou，chaozhejiaoshi……
wulunshiqianshihaishijinsheng，baiyangjibenmeiyouyinweizijiderongmaoerzibeiguo。
jiejinyimibadege，wuguanyeduanzheng，suiransuanbushangshenmedashuaige，danbaiyangjuedezairenhechanghedougouyongle。
danshiyanqiandenansheng，queshirangrenbennengdezicanxinghui。
zheijiahuofangfocongfunvxiaoshuodefengmianlimianzouchulaiyiban，shengaobibaiyanghaiyaogaobangetou，faxingqingshuang，meiyanxiazhang，xiahedexiantiaoyinglangerguizheng，zhijiezuochengshigaoxiangbaidaoxuexiaohuashilimianhaobuweihe。
shineizhongfanguide，rangnvshengqingbuzijinjianjiaodeleixing。
zhongxiluqinnidetieguoqu，wanzhulairendegebo，“baiyang，jinijieshaoyixia，tashilvchaoxi。”
“woshixiaoludenanpengyou。”lvchaoxibuchongleyiju，tongshishenshizhebaiyang。
zhongxiluminleminzuichun，bailelvchaoxiyiyan，“zheishiwodetongzhuo，baiyang。”
“nihao。”baiyangdianlediantou。
“wohaishidiyicizhidaoxiaolujuranyounanxingtongzhuo。”lvchaoxirushishuozhe，buzaiqukanbaiyang，ershipailepaizhongxiludenaodai：“zouba。”
zhongxiluchaobaiyangzhalezhayanjing：“mingtianjian。”
“mingtianjian。”baiyangbaishou，danshiliangrenyijingzhuanshenliqu，napazhishibeiying，douxiandeshifenjintongyunv。
“zheiyijiazi，zhangxiangdoutaifanguile。”
白杨心中吐槽。
tadangranzhidaoduifangshishei，shizhongxiluyonglesanniandedangjianpai，tadeqinge。
budebushuo，zheigedangjianpaiweilitaida，jianguotadenansheng，xiangyaozaishengqijiejinzhongxiludeyongqishishubuyi。
liangrenzouchuxiaomen，zhongxilufangkailvchaoxideshoubei，shenlegelanyao。
lvchaoxikaikou：“xiaolu，zheihaishinidiyicixiangwojieshaonansheng。”
“nineigetongzhuo，shenmeqingkuang？”
zhongxiluwailewaitou，xiaodao：“jiushitongzhuoa。”
“wokemeijianguoniheqitananshengliaodezheimekaixin，liandouyaoxiaokaihuale。”
“ge！”zhongxiluyonglipaiguoqu，“buyongniguan。”
lvchaoxizhoulezhoumei：“wei，nibuhui——”
“dangranmeiyou。”zhongxiluyoubailetayiyan，chenmolepianke。
“jiushi，zheidagaishidiyige，nenghewoziruliaotiandetonglingren。”
tarenzhendeshuodao：“buyouzhi，buchanmei，yanshenhenganjing，zuizhongyaodeshi，wohetaliaotian，buxuyaoxiangxiajianrong。”
lvchaoxiyouxieyiwai：“pingjiazheimegao？wodejiechujiechu，kankanshishenmechengse。”
“guannipishi！”zhongxilubaocukou：“guanhaoniziji！”
lvchaoxisongle：“suikoushuoshuoma，nidouhaiwogaozhongshenghuozhaobulenvpengyoule，haiburangwofafalaosao？”
“nizheijuhuazuihaozaimamianqianzaishuoyibian！”
“我错了！！！”
......
gangjinsushe，jiukandaowuboshoulimiangaojuzheyitiaoneiku，fangfoshizaihuiwushenmeqizhiyiban，shengyinhongliang，qishiruhong。
“juranzhenyounandechuanbaisesanjiaoneiku！”
“erqiehaishickde！”
yangliangqingzhanzaiyipang，lianshangdedoudoudoubiehongle，qiqiuzhe：“bienaole。”
“doushinande，kankanneikuzenmele？”
吴博理直气壮。
yangliangqingtiaoqilaixiangqiang，danwubodeshenbanzaitamianqianjianzhishichengqiangyiban，tazhinengzhanghonglelian，handao：“zheishiwoyaonaquxide！”
吴博的表情一滞。
pangbianyourenyouyoushuoleyisheng：“yuanlaishiyuanweide。”
tingdaozheihua，wubobennengdexiuleyixia。
rouyankejiande，wuboheyangliangqingdebiaoqingtongshibiandetieqing。
“操！”
“呕！”
“你是不是变态！”
宿舍里面乱成一团。
baiyangdezuijiaoweiweichouchuleyixia。
这宿舍真的能待？
zheishi，liyangqiaoleqiaomen，ranhoushenmixixidezhaolezhaoshou。
tahebaiyangsuiranshitongban，danshifendaolepangbiansushe。
“干嘛？”
白杨靠过去。
“jintianwanshangzoujinxinshidai？”liyangjilejiyanjing。
“shenmexinshidai？”baiyanglengleyixia。
“biezhuang，quxinshidaiwangbabaoye，luziwoyijingmoqingchule！”liyangheiheiyixiao：“mingtianbushizhouliufangjiama，zhijiezhandouyiwanshang，shangwuaoyiao，xiawuhuijiasuibianshui！”
“youdaoli，chong！”huidadebushibaiyang，ershibuzhidaoshenmeshihoumoguolaidewubo：“wotingshuoxinshidaidebendiyingyinlimianyoujibaibupianzi，yizhimeijihuiquguanmo。”
“youma？”liyangzhangdazui。
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baozhepenluguodeyangliangqingjiaobutingzhu，shuangtuiweisuo，mianseyihong。
kandaotadezitai，sanrendoubuyoudemianseyibian。
nanshengdouhenqingchuzheigezishishizaiyanshishenme。
扯旗了。
“niteme——”wuboqingjinbaoqi：“zheishichongwodehua，haishichongwo？”
yangliangqingsuotou，kuaibutaozou。
wubodalegehanzhan：“kuaizoukuaizou！jinwanjuejibunengdaizaisushe！”
baiyangxianglexiang，yedianlediantou，qianshipoyuxiaogui，daoshimeiyouganguoyejianfanchuquzheizhongshiqing，zhenghaotiyanyixia，shunbianbagaojianxiechulai。
sanrenchenzheyesetoutouliuchusushe，chuanguoxiaoshulin，laidaoxuexiaodeyiceweiqiang。
“zheikewanbozishuganghaogouzheweiqiang，henrongyijiunenggoufanguoqu！”liyangyuqideyi。
“wanshangbuhuichaqinba？”wubolveyoudanyou。
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baiyangshangxiadaliangleyifanwubo，youkanlekanneikebingbucuzhuangdewaibozishu。
“你先来吧。”
wubocuolecuoshou，liangbaijindeshenqufeilidepanshangshugan，waibozishuyaoyaoyuzhui。
“wocao！”tadunshihuangle。
“wojiuzhidao！”baiyanglianmangshangqian，dingzhuduifang：“zhuajinweiqiang，yonglijiufanshangqule！”
pangzideyundongshenjingbubiduoshuo，tabennengdebalazhuweiqiangding，shuangtuiyongliyideng——
咔嚓！
waibozishushenxiangweiqiangdeshuganzhijieduanliekailai。
yifanzhengzha，tazhongyuzuozaiweiqiangshang，kanzhezijidezhandouchengguo，yukuwulei。
“fashengshenmeshile？”duimiandeliyangxiaoshengdehandao。
“meishi。”baiyangkuxiaobude：“jiushiyihoudajiaxiangyaofanqiangchuqu，dezaizhaoyitiaolule。”
“nizenmeban？”wubokanzhehaizaixiaoneidebaiyang。
“jiuzheidianergaodu——”baiyanghoutuileliangbu，zhupaoshangqian，shuangshouzhijiebazaiweiqiangshang，jibeiyitingyijingfanleshangqu。
“niubi！”wuboshuqidamuzhi，“neizheishuni？mingtiankendinghuibeixuexiaofaxiandeba？”
“shenmeshu？”baiyangtiaoletiaomei：
“tianwanglaoziwenqilai，womenjinwanyemeichuguosushe！”
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