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chenyilikaileyanhuiting，zoudeshihou，lianhongdaolebozigen。
tabuganwunijiangzhennan，jixusipilailiandedaizaizheier，zhihuirangtagengdiuren。
dengdaotalikai，jiangzhennanlianshangcailuchulexiaorong，talehehedeshuodao：“dajiajixu，dajiajixu，wozheilaotouzijiuxianqugebile，budaraonimennianqingrendejiaoliu，daihuierwohuiguolaixuanbuyijianshiqing。”
shuozhe，takanlekanbuyuanchuyijingzaicizuoxia，jixuchidongxideyexin，ranhouzijizoulechuqu，jiangyuyuyeshinianqingren，ziranshiliuxialaile。
dengdaotalikai，yanhuitinghuifulerenao，jiangyuyushunjianjiubeijigenianqingrenjiweizhule。
dajiakaishitanlunzijideshiqing，dangran，yehuitandaochenyichibie，yijiyexin！
suoyourenkanqilaidouhuifulezhengchang，dangran，lianggerenchuwai。
linqingxuedemeitouweiweidezhouzhe。
tayizhidouzaipangguan，taxiangyaokanyexinchuchou，danshizhishizhizhong，chenyizaibuduandejieyexindeduan，eryexindebiaoqingqueyizhidoufeichangde。
erzaizhiqian，zhiyaotamenxiuruyexindeshihou，yexindouhuibiaoxianchuyifubiequhuozheweiqudeyangzi。
“youdianbudui！”kanzhebuyuanchuzuozaineilideyexin，taxinzhongyouxiebuzizai。
“zenmele？”hanshuokanlekanlinqingxuedao。
“meishenme？”linqingxueyaoleyaotou。
hanshuoheiheiyixiaoshuodao：“wodoudainilaizheimegaodangdechangsuole，niwanshangjiuconglewoba。”
“aiya。”linqingxuejiaodiazheshuodao：“woxianduopaijizhangzhaopianfapengyouquan，gujiwoneixiepengyoudouyaoxianmusiwole，xiexienile，qinaide。wanshangdeshiqingwanshangzaishuoma！”
erlingwaiyigehaiyouxiebuzhengchangde，bianshizouqianqianle。
tayiranzuozaiyexindepangbian，kanzhepangbianyijingzaichidisanfenshiwudeyexin，xinzhongyuefadehaoqileqilai。
“zhendeshenmi。”tazuijiaoluchuleyisidexiaorong。
“zheiyanhuiyaochixuduojiua，yetaiwuliaole，wodouchibaole。”yexinshuodao。
“dengdaojianglaoyezilaixuanbuyixieshiqingzhihou，yinggaijiujieshuleba！”zouqianqiankaozheshafa，luchuletiantiandexiaorongdao：“ai，zheiduiwolaishuo，shizuiqingsongdeyiciyanhuile，huashuohuilai，ruguoxiacihaiyouzheiyangdeyingchou，woqingninihaidebangbangmanga！”
yexindiantoudao：“meiwenti，youhaochidehaohede，xuezhuan！”
tamentanhuazhijian，yanhuitingdedamenzaicibeituikaile，jiangzhennanzourudaoleyanhuitingzhizhong，tadeshouli，duoleyizhihuatong。
“gewei。”takaikoushuodao：“geweidoushijiangchengnianqingyidaidejuncai，zheicibadajiajujizaiyiqini，chukaishijidajiatigongyigejiaoliudejihuizhiwai，wohaiyouzheyijianshiqingyaoxuanbuyixia。”
suoyourendoukanxiangleta，taweiweiyixiao，muguangluozailebuyuanchudejiangyuyushenshangshuodao：“neijiushiwonverjiangyuyudezhongshendashi！”
“sha！”suoyourendoujingdaile。
“wonverxianzaidou25le，yizhidanshenyizhidanshen，wozuoweizuofuqinde，shikanzaiyanli，jizaixinlia，suoyizheicijuhui，haiyouzheyijianshiqingjiushixiwangdajiaruguoyouxihuanwonverde，dadandezhuia，wojueduibuhuiganyu…wo…”jiangzhennanhuahaimeishuowan！
yigejiaoxiaodeshenyingshunjianjiuchuanguolerenqun，yixiazibahuatongjiqiangleguolaishuodao：“ba…nibieluanshuoa！”
“haixiule！haixiule！”jiangzhennanlehehedeshuodao：“wogangcaishuodehuajueduisuanshu…”
jiangyuyudeqiaolianyixiazitonghongleqilai。
buyuanchu，yexindoujingdaile，zheinimaqindiea！
“hehe。”zouqianqianyanzuiqingxiaozheshuodao：“zheijianglaoyezi，shenghuochushierfeichangyoumo，danshibiekantashenghuolimianzheigeyangzi，danshizhenzhengxiongqilaideshihou，sheidoupa，tebieshizaizuoshengyishangmian，guoduanhenla，zheiyeshigangcaichenyiweishenmejupatadeyuanyin。”
yexinxiaolexiao，zheigenaojuzhihou，zheicidejuhuiyejiejinleweisheng，manmandekaishiyourenlikaile。
dengdaozouleyixiaoban，zouqianqianyegenzhezhanleqilaidao：“womenyezouba！”
daolemenkou，zouqianqianjijiangzhennandaleyigezhaohu，zhouzhennankanlekanyexin，ranhouminleminzuichun，meiyoushuohua。
liangrenshunlidelikaileyanhuiting，daolejiudianmenkou，zouqianqianxiaozheshuodao：“niqunaer，wokaichesongni。”
“nixianzouba，wozijihaiyoudianshiqing，dachejiuxingle。”yexinshuodao。
zouqianqianmeiyouduowen，dianlediantoudao：“haode，jintianxiexienile，ruguoyourenhexuqiu，jiwodadianhuajiuxing。”
yexindiantou，dengdaozouqianqianliqu，yexindaolejiudiandemenkou，dasuandachelikai，zheigeshihou，yigezhongniannanrenkuaibuzhuileshanglaishuodao：“yexiansheng。”
lairenshiyigexizhuanggelvdezhongniannanren，taziwojieshaodao：“woshijiangzhennanjiangzongdemishu，zheishijiangzongdemingpian，jiangzongrangwodingzhunin，bulunruhe，yidingjitadagedianhua。”
yexinpingjingdejieguolemingpian，diantoushuodao：“haode，wozhidaole。”
ranhoutalanxialeyiliangchuzuche，zuandaolechelimian。
tabingmeiyouzhijiehuihuayuanxiaoqu，ershichaozheyangqiangdejialiganleguoqu。
tayouxiedongxihaizaiyangqiangneili。
zuiweizhongyaode，ziranshineigetiehezi！
sannianqian，weilezheitiehezi，shouyerenqianshi，chadianyousanrenyunluo，baokuotazheigecengjingdelinghao。
zhiyutiehezilimianshishenmedongxi，shishishangtayebuqingchu，dangchuzhishijitaxiadalerenwu，bingweigaozhitazheishishenmedongxi。
bangexiaoshihou，wanshangjiudian，yexinshunlidedaoleyangqiangjiali。
zhanzaimenkou，yexinfaxianmenjuranshikaizhede，loutijianshangmian，yangqiangdeshengyinzhengchuanleguolaidao：“wei，ligea，nimenneibianhaiquerenma？”
“buquelea，neidaraolea，ruguonimenquerendehuajiwodadianhua，ng，woxianzaixianxialaile，meihuoerzuo。”yangqiangdazhedianhua。
xianran，tazhengzaidadianhuazhaogongzuo，zhisuoyixuanzezaiwaimian，gujishibuxiangbeitaerziyanganantingdao。
yexinzouleshangqu，faxianzaizoulangshangmian，youzheyidideyantou！
yangqiang，shiyigezhenzhengposhidenongmingong，tameiyouyexinzheiyangdeshenfenzhuanbian。
diushileneifengongzuo，yutaeryan，jiuxiangdangyushidiushileshengji。
tashenzhidoumeiyouyexinneiyangjudadeliqi，weilezijierziyanganandehualiaofeiyong，tajihupinjinlequanli。
kandaoyexin，yangqiangbashoulideyantoudiudiao，caimiezhihoushuodao：“wohaiyiweinijintianbuhuilaile。made，dadianhuawenlehaojigegongdile，doubuqueren，ruguowozaizhaobudaohuoerzuo，xiageyueanandehualiaofeiyong…”
yexinweiweiyixiaodao：“woyouyihuoer，mingtianyaobuyaohewoyiqiqushishikan？”
“ng？”yangqiangyanjingyiliangdao：“nagegongdi？”
“bushigongdi，shishengshigongsi。”yexinshuodao。
“neigewuliugongsi？”yangqiangshenseweiweiyidongdao：“keshizuowuliudedaochupaoba，wozoulejiumeirenzhaoguananle…”
“buyongniqupao。”yexinshuodao。
“liqihuoer？xiezaihuowuzhileide？gongzizayang？”yangqianglianmangwendao。
“yebushiliqihuoer，mingtianzaoshangjiudianwomenzaitamengongsimenkoupengmianjiuxingle。zhiyugongzi，daoshihoubumanyidehua，nibuzuojiuxinglebei。”yexinxiaozheshuodao。
yangqiangchiyileyixia，ranhoudiantoudao：“yexing，fanzhengxianzaizanshiyezhaobulehuoer，qupengpengyunqiyebucuo，buguohuashuohuilai，nizenmerenshitamengongsiderende。”
“jiyuanqiaoheba。”yexinxiaozheshuodao。
tazhidao，ruguoshuochushiqing，yangqiangkendingyebuhuixiangxin！
yangqiangyemeiyouduowen，youleyexinzheigexiaoxi，taxinqingsihuhaolebushao，tawaitoukanxiangyexindao：“wanshanghaishuiwozheier？”
“bule，wozhaodaozhuchule，guolaiqudongxide。”yexinxiaozheshuodao。
“xing，neiwomenjinquna，nidaihuierxiaoshengyidian，ananhaizaixiezuoye，biedaraota。”yangqiangshuodao。
叶新点头。
quledongxi，yexinjiuhuidaolehuayuanxiaoquzheqiuyuhelinxiaonandezhuchu，tahuiqudeshihou，liangrenbingbuzai，xianranshichumenqule。
shouyerenshouyeren，ziranshideshouhuwanshangdeanning！
diertianzaoshangbadian，yexinzaozaodebianchulemen，badianban，tadaoleshengshigongsidemenkou。
daolemenkoudeshihou，yiliangheisejiaocheganghaotingxia，hegangcongqizhongzoulexialai，kandaoyexintahuilehuishoushuodao：“yo，yezong，zheimezaoa！”
“jintianguolaiyoudianershiercaiguolaiyitang，pingshiwokebuhuilai，gongsijiaojiniguanli，wohaishitingfangxinde。”yexinshuodao：“yiqishangquba，zhenghaowoyoudianshierxiangyaojinishuoyixia！”
shuode，ziranshibayangqianganpailaizheibianshangbandeshiqing。
shuowanzhihou，hegangdianlediantoudao：“fangxin，woanpaiba，gongzifangmianni？”
“yinianyibaiwanba！”yexinpingjingdeshuodao：“bulunshenmezhiwei，doujitazheigejiage，dangran，keyirangtabaomi。”
hegangdiantou，taxianglexiangranhoushuodao：“duile，jintiankongpanidepaizhangzhaopianfangzaigongsideqiangbishang，yehaoranggongsiderenzhidaonijiushilaoban，fouzexiaciguolaiyoujinbulezijiagongsidamenjiugangale。”
yexinweiweiyixiaodao：“xing！”
chenzhezheigeshijiandian，hegangqingrenlaijiyexinpailezhaopian。
jiudiandeshihou，yexindeshoujixiangleqilai，shiyangqiangdaguolaide，tajietongdingzhuleliangju，jiuchaozhelouxiapaoleguoqu！
daolemenkou，yangqiangzhengzhanzaineibian，youxiejinzhangdechaolimianzhangwangzhe。
baoanziranshihuanlerende，tayekandaolehegangqinzidaizheyexinjinqu，meiyouguoduodezulan！
“jinlaiba！”daolemenkou，yexinduizheyangqianghuilehuishou。
“yexin？”zheigeshihou，menkoudedifang，yigepiaoliangdenvdepaoleguolai，tazaimenkoushualeka，kanzheyexin，lianshangluchulexianqizhise。
shide，lairenzhengshilinqian。
“nihailaizheilizuoshenme？nibushiyijingbeikaichulema？”shuozhe，tayoudengyanshuodao。
“kaichuwoderenbeikaichule，woyoubeizhaohuilaile。”yexinxiaozheshuodao。
“heng，danggebaoanhaizheimedeyi，niyigeyuenengzheng5000ma？dangbaoandefeiwu。”linqianmadao。
baoantinglimian，neigeshoumendebaoanhenxiangmaniang！
“zuotianwojiedepengyouquankanlema？hanshuodaitaqucanjialejiangchengzuidingjifuhaodejuhui，zaiwanhaojiudian，neixieshiwu，niyigeyuedegongzigujidouqubuqiyici。”linqiankanzheyexinbuxiedeshuodao：“dangran，wojiegujizaojiubanideweixinjishanle。nikendingbuzhidao！”
yexinkanlekanta，xinzhongyouxiehaoxiaoleqilai。
“ganjinrangkai，kandaonijiudaomei，qiantianpengjianni，wochezishuaile，zuotianpengjianni，wodelaodajiubeikaichule，haidewozaoshangdoumeibanfaduoshuiyihuier，nijiushigesaobaxing，nizheiyangde，huogaibeiwojiepaoqi。kankantaxianzaideshenghuo，wodouxianmu！”linqianshuozhe，tuikaileyexin，chaozhedalouzoulejinqu。
kanzhetadebeiying，yexinxinzhongqingxiaodao：“nigujijintianshitingdaomeide，tebieshikandaowodezhaopianchuxianzailelaobanneiyilandeshihou。”
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