《zhongshengmaisiwa，kaijurangxiaohuashichuan》shiyibuyinrenrushengdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youzuojiayuyandouhaojingxinchuangzuo。gushizhujiaomengyuyanjindemingyunyuaiqing、quanlihebeipanjiaozhizaiyiqi，jieshilerenxingdefuzaheshehuideheianmian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenkededongchalihejinzhangdejuqingerbeishouzanyu。shuohuajianliangrenlaidaocangku，zheilidedongxihenquanhu，yingruyanliandeshiputongdeheisebaise，yijigezhonghuawendeputongwazi，haiyouzhongnianfunvchuandetoumingchuanwa。……。
shangwudeshijian，mengyuyouluxulianxiqigebutongfensiduanweidebozhu。
youfensiliangzai50wanzuoyoude，you10wanzuoyou，shenzhizuidiyouliangwanzuoyou，danshifensinianxingshifengaode。
jichudejiageyebutong，fensiliangdadezuiduojisanwan，fensiliangshaodezuidishenzhiwuqian。
tongyangdehuashu，qizhongyigeshiwanfensidebozhujujuehezuo，renweimengyushipianzi。
zongdexialai，shoupiyigongqianyueliugebozhu，gongjihuafeishiwuwan。
“lianxiyixia，daishanghetong，shangmengentamenqianyue。”mengyudandandedao。
yantaoqueyaoyaotou，“qianyuezheimedadeshi，wokanburudangmianliao，yaobujinwanwozugeju，baliuweijiaoguolai，zanmenzaichengyudejiudianbianchibianliao。”
chengyudeshiqingchengshizuidadejiudian，yeshiweiyiyigewuxingji。
mengyuchenmopianke，dianlediantou，“neijiuannishuodeban。”
shanglianghaohou，yantaolikeqianwangchejian，qinzijiandukaishishengchanxinpin。
haozaigongchangyuanliaodunjidegouduo，shengchanfangmiandaobubitourutaiduochengben。
yantaoqianjiaogangzou，yanjinjiuzaimengyushenbianzuoxia，qiaoqierlangtui，shuangshouhuanxiong，meihaoqidedao：
“niyishangwujiuhualewomenjia15wan！yaoshihuibuleben，wokendingraobuleni。”
jianmengyubushuohua，zhishizaixiao，yanjindunshijile，lianmangwendao：
“nibuhuimeibawoba？！”
“zuoshengyima，nayoushinajiuwendeshi，yaozhenyouzheimehao，sheidouzuoshengyile。”
mengyuguyidiaoxi，zaitaxinli，zheijianshibushishinajiuwen，ershishinashiwen，shangyishiyunyingganduole，tataimingbaigukedexinli，bazheishizuoqilaidebawoyoushicheng！
guoran，yanjindunshijile：“nijianzhihunao，wobayezhenshifengle，jingranhuixiangxinniyigegaozhongshengdehua，mengyu，wojiagongchangyaoshipochanle，wokendingraobuleni！”
shuowan，yanjinzaimengyudedatuishanghenhenningleyiba。
“si——a！”mengyujingjiaoyisheng，xiayishipaidayanjindejianbianse。
“liumang！”yanjinjimangduokai，qiazhemengyudeshouyesongkai。
mengyuganmangkuaisuroucuodatui，“**，nishimulaohua！haitemeshigechuan**demulaohu！”
“niqusi！congxianzaikaishi，chuleniwanshanghuijiashuijue，qitashihou，woyidingcunbubulidedingzheni，fangzhinipaolu。”yanjinyangleyangfenquanweixiedao。
“去厕所也跟着？”
yanjinhuanhuancoujinmengyu，“nishizaiduwoganbugan？”
“woshixianjinggaoni，nizheiyangduiwojiusuanle，wanshangjianleneixiebozhu，jueduibunengmeilimao，neikeshizanmendeyaoqianshu！”
“haiyou，woyaoshibangnijiazhengdaoqianzenmeban？dangwonvpengyou？”mengyutiaoletiaomei，mizheyanjingxiaodao。
“heng，xiangdemei，wobushigaosuguonima？woshilala。”yanjindeyideyangqixiaba。
“neinigenninvpengyouyikuaidangwonvpengyou。”
“nizhaosi！”yanjinyouyaolaiqiamengyu。
mengyuganmangqishentaopao，liangrenweizheshafamaozhuolaoshu。
“bieguolai，zaiguolaiwojiuhannibale！”
“是你先犯贱！”
“shinixianzhiyidewo。”
yanjinbeiqidexiongfuqifubuzhi。
mengyukandexinzangpengpengzhitiao，zhentamajipin！
danhenkuaiyanjinbianhuanguolai，huxipingwenxialai。
mengyurengjuebuguoyin，guyizaicijinu，“yaobuzheiyang，woyaoshinengbangnijiazhuandao1000wan，nigenninvpengyoudoulaidangwonvpengyou。”
“niraokoulingna？caiyiqianwan，nixiangdemei！qimazhengwuqianwanwocaikenengkaolv！”
“kao，wuqianwan？wuqianwannitemelaidangwonvpudele！”mengyuyenule，zijizhongshengzhihouzhudongshangmenbangfu，zheinvrenjingranhaidengbizishanglian！
“好啊！”
yanjinbujiasisuodedaying。
mengyudunshimengle，naohailiyixiazifuxianchuyanjinchuanchengnvpudeyangzi，xintiaodoulouleliangpai。
“zhende？nishuohuabusuanshuzenmeban？”
“neijiurangwochumenjiubeihuirong！”yanjinnachuzijizuihaipadeshizuoduzhu，zhuanertacoujinlexie，yincecededao：“danniyaoshilianyibaiwandouzhengbudao，woyidingshaleni！”
shuowan，lenghengyishengqichongchongbianlikai，xiongkouchushanbengdilie。
mengyuzhangchuyikouqi，xinzhongyelaileqi，“qirentaishenmazheibushi，dengzheba，wozaowanrangnichuanzhenijiade**，danglaozidepuren！”
zhongwu，yantaodailingmengyuheyanjinsuibianduifuleliangkou。
xiawuqijian，gaoqiangjimengyudalaidianhua，huibaozheijitiandeshouhuo。
qianduanshijianmaichuqude**jibenyijingquanbuqianshou，qianyedaleguolai，duanduanjitianshijian，daozhangliangwanduo，**maichuqujiejin240tiao。
mengyumashangqianwangqingpinggongyuyusirenhuihe。
yijinmen，sirendezuijiuchaliedaoerduohoule。
gaoqiangnazheliangtazichaopiao，qingqingzaishoushangpaida，“mengge，woxianzaizhenxinpeifuni，zheimeduoqian，fangzaiyiqianwodezhengyinian，nihuajitianjiuzhengdaole！”
gaoqiangbaqianquansaidaomengyushouli，“zenmefenpei，ninshuolesuan。”
mengyucongzhongchouchulai5000kuaiqian，shengxiadequandousaihuijigaoqiang。
shujiaqijiandekaogejiazhao，baomingfei1500，tabudasuanwenbamayaoqian，shengxiadeyinggeji。
“shayisi，zheixieqiandoujiwomen？”gaoqiangsirendayandengxiaoyan。
“buyao？buyaowodounazoule。”mengyuwanxiaobanyounalehuilai。
“aiaiai。”liangtaomolebakoushui。
gaoqiangmanlianweinan，“bushibuyao，shengxiadekeyouyiwanwuqianduo，zheiyetaiduole，zhuyishinichude，womenjiushidagongzi，yirenjiyiqiankuaiqianjiuxing，biwomenzhiqiangongzigaoduole。”
mengyuxinzhonganxiao，youyiciquedingzijimeikancuoren。
ruguogaoqiangshigeshidashipindebaihuaidehunzi，gujizaojiunazheliangwankuaipaolule，shouxiangaoqiangmeitianfaxinxihuibaoxiaoshouqingkuang，qicizhengleqian，diyishijianjiaojimengyufenpei，zheidianjiuzhidemengyuxinren。
hekuangxianrujinjitamenqian，tamenhaixianduo，zuyizhengmingsirendoubutan。
“keyi，zhiyaojitamenjihui，yihoudoushibandashideren。”mengyuxinzhongandao，tadianshangyigenyan：
“zheijitianxiaoshoudeshidoushinimenzaimanghuo，paishedemoteyeshinimenzhaode，zheiqiangainimenna。”
gaoqiangyaoyaotou，yansudedao：“buyiyang，xiangfashinitichulaide，fangxinbaxiaomeng，womenchulaihun，bixushouguiju，shiwomendeyidingshiwomende，bushiwomende，yifendoubuduona！”
mengyuminleminzui，qishenzhizhegaoqiangdebizijiushiyitongma：
“shenweidagehaiteme**，zijixiang**jiusuanle，niweixiongdimenkaolvguoma？nizheidagedangdechengzhima？kankanxiongdimendouchoudeshenmeyan。”
mengyunaqizhuoshangderuanhehongtashan，henhendiudaodishang，“doutamachouhongtashanle，woyaoshiliangtaotamen，wozhidingfanleni。”
liangtaobuhaoyisidenaonaotou。
“nazhe，genzhe**，jiugainazheimeduoqian，zaishuozheidianqiansuangepia，yihoudaixiongdimenzhuandaqian。”mengyudiaozheyan，yifudagedepaitou。
gaoqiangzedizhetou，huoxianggebeixunchidexiaodi，zhishiyizhibushenshoujiemengyudilaideqian。
mengyuqingtanlekouqi：“nazhe，yaoburanyihoubudainimenwanle。”
gaoqiangzheicaiyouyudejieguo。
mengyupaipaitadejianbang，“zheicaiduima，qianjixiongdimenfenle，shengxiade**，xianbuyaomaile，nimenxiuxijitian，maijishenxingtou，lingwai，gaoqiang，niganjinbanineihuangmaotile，ranhuilai。”
“woyaoshidainiqugaodangjiudian，renjiadougouqiangrangnijinqu。”
pangbiandeliangtaosanrenwuzuitouxiao。
“liangtaonixiaogejimao，woshuotameishuoni，nineiliuhaifengyichuijiuchengzhongfenle，genhanjianside，zhuajintile，zhenggechengshudiandefaxing。”
梁涛也默默低下头。
“xusonghaiyouni，nidezimaoyeranhuilai。”
zhenghaowanghousuolesuo，meiganzhisheng。
yitongxunchizhihou，mengyuyouxialoujijirenmailetiaoxiaosuyan。
这才离开。
zhiyuweishenmeyaojisirenzheimeduoqian。
yi，qianqimengyubuxuyaoqian，jiusuanxuyao，qianqidetouziyeshiyantaochu。
er，mengyuyebunengjibamazhuanqian，bamahuizhuiwenqiandelailu，shangledaxuezhihoucaikeyi，xianzainengbuwenbamayaolinghuaqianjiugoule，dangran，bamajilekendinghaishiyaoshou。
san、nengyongzheidianxiaoqianshoulonggaoqiangsiren，jueduichaozhi，mengyuyouyugan，qijiadezheiduanlushang，gaoqiangsirenjueduinengjiyuhendadebangzhu，tashi，kengan，bushuahuatou，jigetezhizuyizhengmingsirendoushiniumashengti。
dangran，xianzaimengyuyebatamendangzijiaxiongdikandai。
zhuanyanshijianbiandaolewanshang。
yantaofunvkaizheneitaishangwubiekechejiedaomengyu，sanrenyitongqianwangchengyudedajiudian，huijianliumingbozhu。
zhishiyishangchejianmian，yanjinbianlenghengyisheng，batoubieleguoqu，mingxianhaizaiweizhongwudeshishengqi。
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