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“kanlaizheidunfan，buchiyeba！”
liangqianrouzhanqilai，lazhexiaoxizhunbeizouren，ershiquebeilianggaotianheliyuelanzhule。
“ba，ma，nimenzenmeyelanzhewo？”
liangqianrouyilianjinge，wendao。
“rouer，zuoweinvrenni，yinggairenming，nannvzhijianqishijiuneimeyidianshi，nibuweizijizhexiang，yedeweixiaoxizhexianga，jiushengxialiangtianle，nizainabudaoliushiwan，jiudepanliangnian，daoshihouxiaoxizenmeban？”liyuebanchuleshashoujian，liangqianrouweiweiyouyuleqilai。
“rouera，wokanlinshaodaoshizhenxinxihuannide，yaobunijiucongleba。”lianggaotianyeyuzhongxinzhangquandao。
zongzhi，meigerendoudangzheliuzifengdemianquanliangqianrouhelinanhao，bingqiemeigerendouzhanzaidaodedezhigaodian。
“dui，liangxiaojie，woshizhendexihuannide，wobushizhishixiangshuishuinieryi，woshixiangquni，wobuzaihuniyouhaizi，zhiyaonijiajiwo，yihouwoyidingnengrangnixingfumeiyitian。”linankanjianliangqianrousihuyouxindongdeyangzi，pobujidaibiaobiaobaiqilai。
takanshangliangqianrouyijinghenjiule，zhishiliangqianrouyifujurenyuqianlizhiwaideshenqing，rangtagenbenmeiyouqinjindejihui。
xianzaijihuizhongyulaile，liangqianroutanshangleguansi，zhuangluliuhanyanyouxiangbajieta。
linanyibianshuo，yibanzoujinliangqianrou，youyicixiangwozhuleliangqianroudeshou。
“gun！”liangqianrouhaobukeqijichuyigezi，shuangmouhanzheleishui，jixuwangwaizou。
“chabuduodele，zaizhuangjiumeiyouyisile，benshaokanshangdenvren，haizhenmeirennengtaotuo，quandouguaiguaizhudongzhudongtouhuaisongbao。shangcineigewanghong，jieguohaibushibeiwoyongqianzakaitui！”mianduiliangqianroulengbingbingdeciyu，linanshiqunaixinle。
fanzhengzaitayanzhong，chuleyigefeiwu，qitade，douzhanzaitazheibiande，xianzaijishitadangchangbaliangqianroubanle，yemeiyourenhuizhanchulaizudang。
“baba，yourenyaoqifumamale，nizenmehaizaichifan？”zheigeshihouxiaoxiyedaizhekuqianghandao。
liuzifengchiwanlezuihouyikouniuba，cheguozhijinbujinbumancashizuijiao，erhouxiaoxiaodao：“xiaoxi，bababushibuxiangbangmama，shixiangchibaodianhaoganhuo。”
“哈哈哈——”
wenyan，baoxianglixiangqilecierdechaoxiaosheng。
“yigefeiwueryi，ninandaogandonglinshao？”
“zheigefeiwushenmeshihouxuehuizhuangbile，haiyoumoyouyangde！”
zhuanglufuqijihuxiaochuleyanlei。
lianggaotianfuqiyeshiyilianxixue，dengzhekanliuzifengdexiaohua。
“feiwu，wokanshangnidelaopole，nichiwanle，ganjingunba！zheimepiaoliangdenvren，nihubuzhude！”linanyexiaole，xiaodehenchangkuang，haishenshouxiangqupaiyixialiuzifengdelianjia。
“wodenvren，wozenmehubuzhule，bujiushiliushiwanma，zhiyaotaxiangyao，jiayishiri，wokeyijitadazaoyigejinrongdiguo。”mianduilinandetiaoxin，liuzifenghenpingjing，huanhuanshuodao。
liangqianroudiyicitingdaoliuzifengshuochurucihaoyanzhuangzhi，jishimingmingzhidaoshichuiniubi，danshihuanghuanghuhuzhong，tadexintouyouyicishanguoyisiyiyang。
今天他可没喝酒。
erlipingyijiarendouxiaole，wanwanquanquanxiaochuleyanlei，zheigefeiwujintiankezhendou。
lianggaotianfuqiyebujinxiaolechulai，zheigejiahuo，naodaishibeilvtile，haishibeimenjiale？zongshishuoxiefengfengdiandiandehua！
shuohuajian，liuzifengdetoubuweiweishanbileyixia，ranglinandeshouluokong，erhousuishounaqizhuomiandejiuping，zalechuqu。
“砰！”
林安的后脑勺开花。
linancanjiaoyisheng，nanyizhixindengzheyanqianchuanshuozhongdefeiwu。
liangqianrouxiayishiwuzhulexiaoxideyanjing，shiqingfazhanwanquanchuhutayiliao，tongshitaxinliyouleyisilianyi，diyiciganshoudaoanquangan。
“gangcaishiyoushouwozhewolaopodeshou，shiba，yihou......nijiukaozuoshouchifanba！”
liuzifengdedongzuomeiyouting，jixubanqiyizhangyizi，chaolinandeyoushoubeizaqu，lianxuzalejixia，zadaolinanzaidishangfangun，wuzheyoushoubei，dimianshangyipianlangjie。
baoxiangzhongrendairuomuji，tamenwanwanxiangbudaoliuzifenghuirucibaofachulai。
xiaoxiqiaoqiaozhengtuoleliangqianroudeshou，zoudaoliuzifengshenbian，yilianxiaorong：“baba，zheigehuairendadehao，baba，nichibaole，zhenyouliqi！”
“feiwu，nigandawo，nizhidaowoshisheima？womenlinjiakeshidajiazu，zaishenhaisuibianduoduojiao，douyaozhensanzhen，wodemingxiayoubieshusandong，haochewuliang......”linantengdeyilianzhengning，zhizheliuzifengdihoudao。
“nibadenianxinyebuguojishiwaneryiba！”liuzifengchongmanwanweierdao。
“jishiwan？hahaha——”nianxinjishiwanduiyutabalaishuosihushixiuruyiyang，linannujifanxiao，feiyangbahudao，“shihuagennishuoyebupa，wobanianxinsuiranzhiyoujishiwan，danshimeiniandehuikoujiuzuzuyoubaiwan！”
bupadirenqiangda，jiupayouzhuyiyangdeduiyou。
yinggaigaiyixia，bupadirenqiangda，jiupayouzhuyiyangdeerzi！
liuzifengwenyan，xiaoronghencanlan，erhounachuledianhua，haianlemiantimoshi：“neihaoba，wojiurangnicongcimeiyouyigehaofuqin。”
congcimeiyouyigehaofuqin？
zhongrenyishizhijianyeshitingmengle。
“suzong，mafanniyijianshi。”
“woshisuzongdemishu，qingwenni......shinagegongsidelaozong？”
dianhuaneiduanchuanlaiyigenvmishudeshengyin，kanlaisuyanbufangbianjiedianhua，rangnvmishujiele。
“wo......bushigongsidelaozong，nijiu......gaosusuzong，youyigeliuzifengderenzhaota，rangtabashichangbujinglikaile。”
“liuzifengshishenmegui？kaileshichangbujingli，shenjingbing！nizaidaguolai，wokeyaobaojingle！”
nvmishudaizhechaoxiaodeshengyindao，yinweiyibanlianxisuyandedoushigongsilaozong，yigeliangongsidoumeiyoude，kendingshisaoraodianhua，bingqieyikaikoujiushuokaileweigaoquanzhongdeshichangbujingli，tuotuoshishenjingbingyige。
“哈哈哈——”
suizhenvmishugualedianhua，baoxianglixiangqilechaoxiaodeshengyin。
liangqianrouyemeihaoqidengledengliuzifeng，douzheigeshihoule，haixiangzhuangbi：“zouba，biediurenxianyanle！”
“dalebenshao，haixiangzouren？”linandangzailiuzifengtamenqianmian，yilianzhengning。
zheigeshihou，liuzifengdedianhuaturanxiangle，liuzifengyikanshisuyandehaoma，buzhidaoshineigenvmishuhaishisuyandaguolaide。
“shibushisuzongqinzijinidadianhuale，jiea，jixuanmiantia，haha——”linankanchuleliuzifengdeyouyu，songyongdao，taxiangjixukankanliuzifengdexiaohua。
haoba，liuzifengwunaisongsongjian，jietongledianhua，bingqieanlemiantimoshi。
“xiaoqian，nihaodadedanzi，jingranganduiliuxianshengshuonayangdehua，ganjindaoqian，burankaileni。”
“liuxiansheng，duibuqi，wo......”
shouxianchuanruzhongrenerzhongdeshiyigenvrenmanvmishudeshengyin，yijinvmishudaizhexinjiwanfendedaoqiansheng。
shunjian，linandexiaorongjiangzhule。
erhouneigenvrendaizheqianyidao：“liuxiansheng，gangcaibuhaoyisile，wozuoleyigemeirong，chadiancuoguonidedianhua。shibushiyaowokaileshichangbujingli？”
“shi，danshizaikaichutazhiqian，xianchayichatashifounahuikou......”
“好！”
dianhuaneigeyigenvrenhaobuyouyudadao。
linanliansedabianshuci，jingyadaoshenzhiwangletengtong，yinweitarendezheigenvrendeshengyin，ta，jiujiaosuyan，sushijituandedongshizhangjianzongcai。
shenzhilianzhuanglufuqidoutingchulaile，dianhuaneitoudenvrenyinggaishisudazongcai。
天......啊！
zheigefeiwuzenmehuirendesudazongcai，bingqiehaitingshuluodeyangzi，lianggaotianfuqiyewenchulebuyiyangdeqifen，ganjinbizui。
qitarenyeshiyilianmengbi。
“laopo，xiaoxi，zouba，wodainidaobiechuchifanqu！”liuzifengyishoulazhehunhuneedeliangqianrou，yishouqianzhexingfenyichangdexiaoxi，zouchulebaoxiang。
zhidaodangtianwanshang，tacongmouguimitingdaosushijituandeshichangbujingliyinweinahuikoubeitingzhidiaochale，caiwenliuzifeng：“nizenmehuirenshisuzong？”
“gaoerfuqiuchanga，nidangshibushiyezaima？”
“neitazenmehuitingnide？”
“yishichongdongzalelinan，qishiwojiushi......xianghehuyixianeigelinan，wentideguanjianbushiwoshuoleshenme，ershitababashifounagehuikou。”
liangqianrouyiting，xintouyoudianshiranle。zhiyuliuzifengchuixudeshenmejinrongdiguo，tagenbenbufangzaixinshang，shenzhilianguansikuanliushiwan，tayegenbenmeiyoujituozailiuzifengdeshenshang。
liuzifengdehua，zaitadeyanzhong，jiushichuixuyixia，tasihuyoudianxiyiweichangle。
mingtianjiushizuihouyitianle，ruguozhendejiebudaoliushiwan，tayijingzuolezuihuaidedasuan。
zhuanglufuqicikeyijingtangzaichuangshang，danshizhuanzhanfanceshuibuzhe，yinweitamenyetingshuosushijituandeshichangbujinglibeitingzhidiaocha，tingshuojinianxialai，nahuikoushubaiwan。
“nishuoshuo，suzongzenmehuitingzheigefeiwude？”
“yexushi......couqiaoba。”
“nei，zheigefeiwuweishenmeyousuzongdedianhuani？”
“dianhuaneiduanbukenengshisuzong，wojuedeyinggaishishengyinyusuzongxiangsideyigetuoer！bujiushitingzhidiaochama，yilinjiadenengliang，linshaotabakendingmeishi，tingshuolinshaomingtianjiuyaoqucanjiayigepaimaihui，huiyigaojiapaixiawangjiadashaoyaochushoudepingguan，wangjia，nizhidaoma，womenshenhaiyiliudejiazu，zhiyaowangjiachumian，dashihuaxiao，xiaoshihuale。wogennishuo，zheigetaolu，xianxiakeshihenliuxingde。”
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