《zhongsheng：quandadachenjiaochuaiyaofei》shixieyuxiedeyibenluojixinghenqiangdeshu，gushizhangjietiaoliqingchu，bijiaowanmei。zhujiaoshilishuoyichuxiuzhuyaojiangshudeshi：daoyanmeihanka，neijiushijixupaideyisi，chouzhegangcaidejiashi，zheishihuangzifancuowuzhengaipini。“bixia…budui，fuhuanga～haier…huangercuole，qiu……
qunchenjinjianyaofeitaizi，jieguotaiziyeguixialaiqiufei，yixiazijiujidahuozhengbuhuile。
buzhidachenmennaodaifameng，jiulianbeiqihuntoudehuangdi，yeyilianchayidekanxianghaodaer。
zheishizale，mobushirangrendashale？
zheiyaoshizhenshale，xiangyaobataizizhiweibangdingzailishuoyishenshang，haizhendeyoudianfeijing。
huangdikaishikunao，zijidedaerziyebuzhongyonga。
“当～肃静！”
huangdijishenbiandetaijianshileyigeyanse，duifangxinlingshenhui，ganjinqiaoleyixiashoulidexiaotongluo。
“李硕一，你…”
huangdixiangwenlishuoyinishizenmexiangde，keshidangzhezhongchendemian，tazheihuawenbuchukoua。
haozailishuoyishifenzhudong，tahaixiangzaodianwanshi，huiquhuantiaokuzini。
“qibingfuhuang，haiertanwanwudu，haihaonvse，wuxinliuliantaizizhiwei，burubaweizhijiyuhuangdi，huangdicongminhaoxue，xinhuaisheji，bidingnengweifuhuangfenyoujienan，jiangwochaofayangguangda！zhiyuhaier，fuhuangburubahaierbianweipingmin，haieryehaoquzhaoneiqikunvzi，yijiexiangsizhiku。”lishuoyiyidunkangkaijiang。
haojiahuo，dahuangzizhijiechengrenzijimeiyouzuotaizidexiongjin，haichengrenmilianneiweinvzi。
bushaodachendoumeimaozhitiao，xinxiangtaizizheishizaizuosia。
haoxiangbuyongdajiashijing，taiziyebixuyaofeile。
chulezheixiechiguadedachenzhiwai，haiyoubushaodachenmuluxise。
dahuangzishuoleyaobataizizhiweirangjihuangdi，shuoqicongminhaoxuexinhuaishejidehuangzi，buzhengshihushengzuigaodeerhuangzima。
zhanzaierhuangzizhenyingdeguanyuanmianluxise，danshiweishoudeyiweidachen，quesisidingzhelishuoyibufang。
lishuoyigangcaishuodehuakansizaibiandiziji，keyeweierhuangziwaleyigedakeng。
dangzhehuangdimiankuaerhuangzixinhuaisheji，bixiahuizenmexiang，kendinghuifangana。
“heng！taizishiwochaoshejizhigenben，qinengranglairangqu，lairena，haibubazheigehunzhangdongxijiwotuoxiaqu，henhendida！”huangdifanule，bingqieyijiuweichiyuanpan。
zheicixiaohuangmenmenbuganzaidange，tuoqilishuoyijiuwangwaipao。
lishuoyifankangbude，zheijigeshoudepibaogutoudetaijian，shoujingkezhenda。
“raomingafuhuang，fuhuangwocuole！”
kexi，renpinglishuoyiruhehanjiao，jieguodoubuhuigaibian。
henkuai，dadianzhiwaijiuxiangqidabanzideshengyin，pipipapade，tingzhedoushenren。
“taizidianxia，ninduoduoshaoshaojiaoliangshenga，buranshuobuguoqu！”
banzidashidale，buguodadequeshiyikuailurou，yinggaishicongshanfangnaguolaide，kanqilairouzhihaihenxiannen。
xiannenderoukuaibeigunbangdaderuanlan，zheiyaoshizuoyiguodunrou，jueduinengxiangdiaoshetou！
buxing，luroutaibule，rongyichidebikongchuanxue。
“a，zheizajiaoa，nidoudahaojixiale，yebuzhidaoshixiangenwoshuoyisheng。”
lishuoyibiaoshi，yuanlaizheichangtingzhangbenjiushihuangdiguyiyanjidachenmenkande，zaozhirucigangcaitajiubuxiabiaoxianle，guaiguaiaiwanhuijiashuijuebuxiangma。
jia…xianzaihaihuidequma。
“aiyouwodetaizidianxia，douzheizhongshihoule，nijiupeiheyixiaba。”
taijiankaishiqingqiu，yipangfuzezhangangdedianqianshiwei，lenghandouliuxialaile，zhiganyuanyuandekanzhegongqiang，buganwanglishuoyizheibianpieyiyan。
“zheiyang，niyebieweinan，xianzaijiujinqugenwodiehuibao，jiushuowoliangbanzixiaqujiuyunle，wenwenzhihouzenmechuzhi。”
“o，zheidaoshigezhaofa，taiziconghui！”
“聪慧你个头啊！”
lishuoyifeiqiyijiao，yonglidaoshibuzhong，bijingzheiweitaijianduizijidetaidubucuo。
taijianmeixiangdaotaizihuiturandongcu，buguobeichuaiquebuteng，dunshimingbaitaizibushiyaodafata。
“nuzheijiuqu，zheijiuqu！bao…”
zhetenglebantiandezaochao，zhongyuzaihuangdideqiangxingjiaohunxiajieshule。
lishuoyizaitaijiandeyinlingxia，wanghuanggongyicededonggongzouqu。
“taizidianxia，ninduoduoshaoshaozoumandian，rangrenkanjiannilongxinghubu，dianshangdexijiuyanbuxiaqule。”
“bushichuliwanlema，haiparenshuoxianhua？sheiganshuoxianhua，rangwodietongtongbatamengale！ai，woxiangqiyishi，bushishuowosihuifurencaibeizhuabaoma，neifurenni？”
“dianxia，neijiushiyiputongfuren，yijingxialedayu，ninbubiyouxin。”
“shenmewanyijiuxialedayu，sheirangxiadedayu？”
taijianzhabazhabayanjing，henxianghuiyiju，shinidie。
“shibixiadeling，gancanyukenghaidianxiayishi，meibaneifurendangchangchusi，yijingshitianenhaodang…”
“tianenhaodangzenmemeirangtianxiawugufengdeng，shaoshuofeihua，daiwoqukankanneinvren！”
“这…”
lishuoyiduineibeizhuadenvrenhenganxingqu，tabingmeiyouteshudexinsi，tazhishihaoqi。
kenghaizijidenvzihuishishenmemoyang？
ganyishenxianhaitaizidenvren，kendingzhangdehenpiaoliangba～
chucizhiwai，lishuoyidexinhaihenxu，tabuganzhijiehuiqudonggong，tahaipazijidexingweixiguanbeirenkanchubudui。
taxianzaiyemeinengrongheyuanzhudejiyi，gaobuhaoyihoudouronghebulele。
zheimexiaquyushurenxiangchujueduihuiluxian，ertaxianzaiyoushijianguidetaizi，xiangtuoshendounan。
weilerihoubuchuwenti，lishuoyibixujinliangxiangbanfa，bazijiderenshejiyuanle。
“taizidianxia，jiusuanyaoquqiaoneifuren，ninyexianhuiyitangba，ninjiubuhuanyitiaokuzi？”
tiqikuzilishuoyixiangqilaile，qianshenbeiheniao，nongdechaohuhude。
buguogelezheimejiu，lishuoyiyijingshiyingzheijianguideganjue，taijianyaoshibuti，tadoukuaiwangle。
“…wozijiniaode，woyoubuxianqi，kuai，daiwoqukanneixiaoxifu！”
zailishuoyideqianglieyaoqiuxia，taijianzhihaodailuqutianlao。
zaigongqianglizuoraoyiquanyouraoyiquan，doujilishuoyiraomihule，cailaidaoyichujiebeisenyandedifang。
shigongneihaishigongwai？lishuoyiyijingbianrenbuqing。
“lairena，bazuorineibeibudenvzitichulai！”
yinweibushimoucaihaimingdexiongezuifan，beibudenvzizhishikanqilaiqiaocui，bingmeiyoushouxing。
lishuoyizaishenxunshili，jiandaolezheigeheqianshenyouqianliandekeliannvren。
“batoutaiqilai，rangwoqiaoqiao。”
nvrenshizhongdizhetou，yinweishoudaojinghe，haiyichouyichoudekuqi。
lishuoyijianduifangdeyizhedaban，shangmiandaizhebuding，haizhenshiyiweipingminnvzi。
zheinvrenshibeirenanpaide，haishisuibianzhualaidewuguzhe…lishuoyiqingxiangyuhouzhe。
“dianxiarangnibatoutaiqilai，meitingjianma！”
“nihanneimedashengganshenme，bawoheleyitiao！”
“dian，dianxiaqingzefa！”
dailinglishuoyiqianlaideneiweitaijian，aodehanleyisangzi，balishuoyiheleyitiao。
lishuoyidangjiyoushichufeitijueji，zheikebazhongrenhehuaile。
yuzu，laotou，liandaineinvzi，quandouguidaodishang，shengpataizifanu，bazijiyejiqianlianjinqu。
“a，neisha，nimenbuyonggui，wojiushixiangqiaoqiao…wodigeguaiguai，nikezhenzang！”
lishuoyikemeixiangzhendefahuwei，tayibumaiguoqu，zhijiefuqineinvzi。
jiujiannvziwuqimaheidelianshang，yanleihunzhebiti，yaoduozangyouduozang。
“呜哇哇！”
tingjianlishuoyidehua，nvzidangjitongku，benjiuqicandemoyang，gengjiaqicanle。
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