remenxiaoshuozhongshengqilingshanhuncaohanbeihenmingchongzhujiaoshijilanshenpingzhao，gaixiaoshuoqingjieyinrenrusheng，shiyibuhenhaokandexiaoshuo。jingcaineirongtuijian：“zhangyaocai，nijiworangkai！”“ranggepi！zhoumanli，laideshihoushuohaoyaozhaotasuanzhang，kemeishuofanchengmingedeshi，xianzainixiangduzhanminge，bukeneng……
jilanchaoqianlukanqu，jiujianzhangyaocaihezhoumanlilianggerenqishixiongxiongdechaotamenzoulai。
kanlailiangrenbudasuanjixuzhuangle，juranyiqilaizhaotasuanzhang。
“duozaiwoshenhou，buyaochulai。”
shenpingzhaoshenshouxiangjiangtaladaoshenhou，buliaoxiaoyatouzhuazhutagebo，meimuliuzhuan，xiaodao：“meiguanxi，tamenbuhuibawozenmeyangde。”
shima？keneilianggeren，mingmingyifuyaochirendeyangzi。
shenpingzhaomoudishanguoyisilengran，yeba，tadaoyaokankanzheixiaojianxihaiyouduoshaobenshi。
不料……
“laoshen，yihuierkanwoyansexingshi！”jilantoutouchechetayixiu。
沈平昭：“……”
zhangyaocaihezhoumanlizhijiechongdaoliangrenmianqian。
“jilan，wohaoxinhaoyiqingnichijidan，niquewumiewo，haiwoxiejiantao！shuo，zheijianshizenmesuan！”
“jilan，nizuotianwanshangpowoshui，jintianhaitouwodequnzi，zheibizhang，woxianzaijiugennihaohaosuansuan！”
jilanchaoshenpingzhaoshiyanse。
shenpingzhaozhoumeibanlian：“nidequnzishitoude？”
“bushide，pingzhao，zheitiaoqunzishiwosongjitade……”jilanweiqubaba。
“buyongjieshile，buwenziqujiushitou！”shenpingzhaoyizhengyancidao：“duibuqi，tongzhi，denghuiqu，wojiurangtabaqunzixiganjingjinisongguoqu。”
zhoumanlizhazhayanjing，zenmehuishi？
zheijiahuozuotianbushihaihuzhejilanma？jintianzenmebangtashuohua？
duile，zuotiantahuzhejilan，shiyinweijilanweihudeyeshitademingyu。
erjintian，takendinghaiparangrenzhidaotaquleyigepindebaihuaidexiaotou，lianleidaoziji。
he，zheiyangguanbaizhangleyifuhaoyangmao，yuanlaishigesonghuo！
zhoumanlilikeqiyanxiaozhangqilai。
“buxing，woxianzaijiuyaowodequnzi，nirangtamashangjiwotuoxialai！
haiyou，woyaotadefanchengminge，nimenyaoshibudaying，wojiubatatoudongxideshiqing，gaosusuoyouren！”
“tuoqunzijueduibukeneng，zhiyuminge，womenshangliangyixia。”jilanhenhendengleyanzhoumanli，lazheshenpingzhaodaolingyibian，jiazhuangshangliang。
很快——
“hao，wodaying，bamingerangjini！”
“zhende！suannishixiang！”zhoumanlijidongbuyi，lazhejilangebojiuyaozou，“nixianzaijiuhuiqugaosuzhengzhuren！”
manduzinuhuodezhangyaocaizaiyerenbuzhu，shangqianlanzhutamen。
“buxing，fanchengmingeshiwode！”
“zhangyaocai，nijiworangkai！”
“ranggepi！zhoumanli，laideshihoushuohaoyaozhaotasuanzhang，kemeishuofanchengmingedeshi，xianzainixiangduzhanminge，bukeneng！”
liangrenzhengchaobuxiu，sheidoubukenrangshei。
“nimenlianggedouxiangyaominge，keshizhiyouyigeminge……”jilanshenseweinandedaduantamen，turantaxiangdaoshenme，tuntuntutushuo：
“zheiyangba，gangcaiwomenzaishanli……wobuxiaoxinnongdiule……yijianxiaoyiwu……shangmianxiezhewomingzi……nimensheinengbangwozhaohuilai，wojiubamingejishei。”
zhangyaocaihezhoumanlilianggenikanwo，wokanni，douanancaiceqilai。
小衣物……难道是？
贴身衣服？
wocao，zheilianggerenjinshan，hainongdiuletieshenyiwu，buyongxiangjiuzhidaoliangrenshitoutoumomoquzuoneizhongshi！
kantayilianchunse，kendingshiherenganle！
臭婊子不要脸！
zhangyaocaijidudeyanjingmaohuo，henbudeyiquantoudasineigechouyangguan。
youle，yaoshitaxianzhaodaoxiezhejilandemingzidetieshenyiwu，tajiukeyidaochugenrenshuo，tayijingbeizijishuiguole。
daoshihou，shenpingzhaokendingbuhuiyaotazheigepoxie。
“jilan，nijiwoshuohuasuanhua！”shuowanzhangyaocaijiupobujidaidechaoshanshangpao。
“zhangyaocai，nidengdengwo！”
zhoumanliyijian，yelikesayazizhuileshangqu。
shenpingzhaotuizheche，wuheichenlengdemouzikanzheta，yapoganshizu。
“womenshenmeshihoushangshanle？”
“nidetieshenyifu，shenmeshihoudiule？”
“jilan，nichangdezheishinachuxi？”
yiliansanwen，jilanqueyigedoumeihuida，tayukuaidetiaoshanghouzuo，shenshoubaozhutadeyao：“bieji，wanshangnijiuzhidaole。”
“kuaizouba，mashangyaoxiayule。”
shenpingzhaotaitoukanlekantian。
cishitianqiqinglang，zhiyouxibeijiaoyiduobudadewuyun，danshenpingzhaoquerenchuneishileiyuyun。
jilanshuodemeicuo，mashangjiuyaoxiayule，erqiehaishidayu。
zheixiaojianxizhidaodehaitingduode。
shenpingzhaochaoshanshangkanqu，zhangyaocaihezhoumanlideshenyingyijingxiaoshizaimilinzhong。
tadagaizhidaojinwanchangdeshishenmexile。
nanrenchunjiaoqinggou，yebushuotou，qizhezixingchehuicun。
cunlimeiyouduoyudefangzi，shenpingzhaopingrilijiuzhuzaiyangquanpangbiandepowuzili。
liangrengangdao，jiukanjianzhengzhurenhejigezhiqingdengzaimenkou。
“jizhiqing，nikesuanhuilaile！”
“womendengnihaojiule！”
jilanzhidaotamendengzaizheikendingbushiweilegongxita。
“dajiabieji，woshuolerenrendouyoujihui。”
“xiaoji，nizheihuashishenmeyisi？”zhengzhurenjimangwen，tayijingdenglexujiu，zaofandoumeichi，zheihuieredebuxing，zhixiwangganjinjieshu。
jilankanlekanzhongren，xiaodao：“zhengzhuren，woxiang‘zhuajiu’。”
yongzhuajiudebanfajuedingfanchengmingeguishu，gongpinggongzheng，suoyourendouxinrantongyi。
jilanhenkuaixiehaosizhangzhitiao。
qizhongyigexiezhe“fancheng”lianggezi。
“zhangyaocaihezhoumanlini？”yimingnanzhiqingwendao。
“dui，zenmebujiantamenliangge？”
“wohuilaidelushangyudaotamen，tamenshuorenshidaozijidecuowu，xiangyaomibu，suoyishangshankanchaiqule。”jilandandingjieshi，“duile，tamenhaishuo，ziyuanfangqizheicidefanchengminge。”
zhongrennikanwo，wokanni，suiranyousuohuaiyi，danfanchengmingeshaoyigerenzhengqiang，zijijiuduoyifenjihui。
“neiwomenjiukaishiba！”
sigerenzhuajiu，zuihoudaizhe“fancheng”dezitiaobeifuxiaoqingzhuadao。
tajidongdeyitiaosanchigao，baozhejilantongku。
qitarensuiranshiwang，danyinweiguochenggongpinggongzheng，suoyiyemeirenzuonao。
zhengzhurensongleyikouqi，zhaohurenlikai。
jirenqianjiaogangzou，houjiaojiuxiaqileyu。
jilanwuyudekanzhefangdingdekulong。
zheifangzitaipo，yichangdayujiunengjiaota。
shenpingzhaopishangsuoyiyaochumen：“wozhaodianshuzhi，xiuxiuwuding。”
jilanmashanglazhuta：“biezou，xiuwudingbuji，jintianniyougengzhongyaodeshiyaozuo。”
kuangqie，tayijingxianghao，huanwuzideshile。
shenpingzhaowendao：“biedeshenmeshi？”
jilanrenzhenkanzheta，turanshuo：“shenpingzhao，nicongqianshijunrenba？”
heimouyilin，nanrenshouzhiweiquan，suishikeyiwojinchengquan。
“……nizenmezhidao？”
jilankanzhewaimiandedayu，dafeisuowen：“junrendehua，zaishanshangzhaolianggerenbunanba？”
shenpingzhaoweileng，jilanhuitouduitaluchucanlandexiaorong。
“niligongdejihuilaile。”
shunjian，shenpingzhaomingbaitadeyongyi。
……
yemujianglin，dayuyidianmeiting。
jilanheshenpingzhaozuozaichuangshangbulouyudedifang。
下棋。
meibanfa，lianggerenwuliaoyouganga，jilanlinshixiangchuyongniwanxiawuziqidebanfa。
turan，powuwaixiangqihunluandejiaobusheng，bansuizhelaocunzhangdeshengyin：“yangguan，yangguan！”
liangrenduishiyiyan，yikoutongsheng：“laile。”
“cunzhang，chushenmeshile？”
“chudashile，zhiqingdianlianggezhiqingshangshanmeihuilai，zheidayutianpashimilule！yangguan，nitiantianfangyang，zheishanlunishu，kuaigenwoquzhaoren！zaiwanpashiyaochurenmingle！”
jilanyibalazhushenpingzhao：“cunzhang，zheimedadeyu，shanshangyouweixian，wonanrenyaoshibangnimenzhaodaoren，suanbusuanligong？”
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