《zhongsheng：quanyuanzhuwodangzhengdaobazong》shiyibukourenxinxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youbaohuolongdexiatianqinglichuangzuo。gushiyiyanbaiyexueyuanweizhongxinzhankai，jieshileyigelingrenshenwangdeshijie。suizhejuqingdetuijin，yanbaiyexueyuanbuduanmianlintiaozhanhekaoyan，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindezhenzhengliliang。zheibulingrenjingtandeluoxuemeitingtade，zhuantoushuo：“yanbaiyeniganshenme，kuaidianjiwangboxiaodaoqianya，nizhenxiangrangtadama！”kandaoyanbaiyezhanneimeidongjing，luoxuexinliyeyouxienaonu：……jiangrangnichenjinqizhong，wufaziba。
【gushifashengzaipingxingshijie，yuxianshimeiyourenheguanlian，suoyoujiaoseyijingchengnianshangdaxue，xiwangshenhedalaofangguo。duzhedalaoyebiedairuxianshihuozhetaizhuaxijie。】
tiandoushishi，gonganganbudayuan。
“xueshuji，wanshanghao，xiabanla。”
“niyehao，ruiruibuzaima？”
“tanainaidaiquwanle。”
xueyuanzailouxiagengaofutingzhangerxifuxianliaoliangju，tuozhepibeideshentihuidaojiali。
yitazhengfaweishujijiangongantingzhangdezhiweijibie，danweipeidefangzizugouda。
jiushichengtiankongdangdangde，meigerenqi。
nvermang，tazijiyemang。
shanggeyuekaishiqinzilingdao、dubanduiyanbaiyeheitedafanzuituanhuodezhuabuheshenxun，yijinglianxujitianmeihuijia。
xueyuanzaixuanguantuodiaozhonggenpixiehe**，nieleyixiajuanchengtuande**，youxiechao，youxiehanwei，hunhelepigehetixiangdeweidao。
kongqizhongqiweilvexiandute。
talianjiaweiweifatang，zaidanweixiashukouzhong，taxueyuanduanzhuangpiaoliang，tongshiyeyansuweiyan，zenmehui…haihaojialimeiren。
yanbaiyetedafanzuituanhuoanzizaizuihoujieduan，tayijingsantianmeizhejia。
**ziranlaibujihuan，jiashangqiyuedetianyerele，zoulaizouqurongyichuhan。
xueyuanhuidaowoshituodiaoshenshangdezhifu，wangxiatunkuzideshihoutingfeijingde。
“**buhuiyoudaleba。”taqingqingzhoumeidiyu。
zheijiniandefannao，shanglesuishuzhihou，chulelianshangduolejitiaozhouwen，qiyubianhuadaoshibusuanda，pifujinzhixini。
jishixianzaidenianji，nanrenmentouzaitashenshangdechiremuguangbucengjianshao。
shijinianqianhezhangfufenju，yixinpuzaigongzuoshang，zaiwunannvfangmianxingjing，benyiweihuilaodekuaide，meixiangdaoya。
岁月不败美人。
zhiyushencaibianhuakedale，nianqingshihou**jiuda，buruzhongnianshiyujiafengman。
xianzainianjizengzhangjiugengdale，yaoweibianhuadaoshibuda。
“haihaowogezigao，burannankansile。”xueyuanwunaikanjingzizhongdefengmannvren。
“dekongzhitixingle，wancanjiubuchile，yaobukuzizhenbuhaomaile。”
xueyuanxianquxizao，wanlechuigantoufa，fumianmo，ranhouqieyitangzaishafashangkandianshi。
ketingchuangwaizhengduiyuanlidewutongshu，zaiheiyeliyaoyezhiyeshashazuoxiang。congwulikanguoquxiangzhangyawuzhuadeguaiwu。
anjingdeyewan，anjingfangjian。
turan，kada…damenkaisuosheng。suihouxuanguandengliangqi，jiezhechuanlaixisuidehuanxiedongjing。
xueyuanzaishafashangmeidong，duoniandejingchajingyanhezuoweiyigemuqin，likejiujuechadaohuilaideshitanverxuxi。
“xiaoxichiguofanlema？”
“ng，maninjintianhuijiala，yanbaiyeanzimangwanlema。”
xuximaizheheisidazhangtuizoulai，lalelaoltaoqunhe**，zaimamapangbianzuoxia。
munvliangtongkuandexiuzhidazhangtui，dazaichajishang，yuanrundedatuijiaodie，baixijiaojianqiaozhe。
姿势都一样。
zheimunvlianggezidougao，xueyuan175gongfen，xuxi174gongfen，shuyushengaotuizhang。
shencaibilijijia，tuixingxiuzhiqiefeichangzhang，buyayushizhuangzhoulidebairenmote。
“nitongxueyanbaiyedeanziya，taxiaxingqijiukaiting。”xueyuangennverliaoqishoulideanzi。
zhigaocengmianqindiandeyaoan，minjianzicheng“xiadaotuan”defanzuituanhuo，jielveduixiangquanbushiheibangdalao。
suoyiminjianyouxicheng，yanbaiyeshiheibangdalaodedalao。
shinianjian，jielvezichanshiwuyiyishang，ketandeshiyouyibanzijinjuanjipinkunzhuxuejijinhui。
rucifuzamaodundefanzuituanhuo，tamendeshoulingyanbaiye，gennverxuxicengjingshiyigegaozhongde，haishitongyijie。
diyicishenxundeshihou，tayicizuoweitupokou，xiaoguobucuo。
xuxifanfaneleyisheng：“jianchayuanneibianzhunbeizenmeqisuta？”
tagenyanbaiyebushu，xianzaihuixiangqilaiyemeishenmeyinxiang，zhijidegaozhongneihuiershigedapangzi？
genlaomashuodeshihou，tadaoshuoyanbaiyeyidianbupang。
zhangdeyingjuntingba，shencaigaoda。rongmao、qizhihaodehen，buxiangheishehuidaoxiangdianyingmingxing。
zairenqunzhongyiyandechuleibacui。
laomahaiwanxicengjingzheimehaodeqingnian，zairenshengchakouzoushangqilu，yibuyibuhuibuletou。
xueyuanbuwuwanxishuodao：“shangmianjitongqile，huishisixinglijizhixing。”
xuxiyanmoushanguochayi，tinglexiashangshen，bobobaisejinshentxuxia，dabailunkuogengtuxiandeyuan。
takanzhezijimamadelianshuo：“taanziwolejieguo，jielveduixiangquanshiheibangdage，duiputongrenqiuhaoweifan，shenzhiyibanzangkuanjuanzhuzhuxuejijin，sihuanzhengqubulema？”
xuxichakanguoyixieyanbaiyedefanzuicailiao，haicengjingkexiaotadouzuzhituanhuofanzui，haizichi“renxia”neitaolaogudong，zicheng“xiadaotuan”，butiaofuhao，zhuantiaoheibangdagejielve。
jielvejinedadaokongbushiwuyiyishang，zaitamenheidaoshenzhichengzhiweiheibangdalaodedalao。
“tayiquandatanhuandeneigeren，bushiputongren。”xueyuanshuo。
“neigeren”zhideshiyanbaiyetuanhuozuihouyicifanan，jielvederen，erduixiangmubiaodebeijing，sihuchuxianyanzhongzhongdie，jishiheidao，youshi……
xuximeishuohuale，zheishichengnianrenduishehuiguizeyoumoqidejianmo。
yimamadejibieshuobushiputongren，neijiuzhendehenbuputong。
lianggerenguanyuyanbaiyedehuatijiaranerzhi。
xuxibenjiuheyanbaiyebushu，shenzhikeyishuowanquanjiushimoshengren，ziranyemeishenmewanxide。
xueyuanfangxiayaokongqi，huafengyizhuan：“xiaoxi，nishenmeshihouzhaogenanpengyou，duoshaonianle，33suiderenle。genmashuoshihua，nishibushiwangshangshuodeneishenme‘leisibian’？”
xuxiyujieqishizudepiaoliangliandanyizheng，puchiyixiao：“xingyama，ninlianleisibiandouzhidao。fangxinba，ninverquxiangzhengchangdehen，jiushimeikandeshangde。”
“zhaoshujixiaoerzini，renzhangdegaodashuaiqi，bindaliuxueguiguo，renjiakeshikanshangnile。zhaoshujifurengenwotongjihuidianhuale，yaoqingniqutajialiwan。”
“buxing，wobuxihuan。”
“siyatou，nishiyaoqisinimani！”xueyuanqinao，henhendaleyixianverdatui。
tazijitaiguoyongli，baomandabaizhanzhanweiweidedong。zhenshiqijile。
munvliangdehuatiweiraonverdelianaizhankai。
yanbaiyederenheshi，jiuxiangchuangwaidiaoluodewutongshuye，qingpiaopiaobudaiyidianhenjidi，congxueyuanmunvliangshengmingzhongdiaoluoxiaoshi。
无人在意。
……
“bentingpanjueruxia，quantiqili：yanbaiyefanlingdaoheishehuizuzhizui、guyishanghaizhirensiwang、feifajingyingzui……shuzuibingfa，panjuesixing，boduozhengzhiquanlizhongshen，juedingzhixingsixinglijizhixing！”
……
yanbaiyemeixuanzeshangsu，sangeyuehousixingfuhewanbi。
野外刑场。
“sheshoujiuwei，dakaibaoxian，fang！”
砰！枪响。
yanbaiyetoudingjutong，shangshencuranbitingdaoxia，yigureliupenyongfugaiquanlian。
houlongxiangpodiaodelafengxiang，“hehehe”jicuerloufengdejinqi、chuqi。
“baogao，fanrenhaiyouqi。”
“副行刑手就位。”
砰！又是一声枪响。
maozhereqidexianhongxueyejingjingliutang，xingchengxiaoxiaoxuechi，wanghuangtuxiamianshen。
tadetongkongjianjiansandiao，zuihoudeyishizaihouhui：
“ruguonengzhonglai，woyaoxuanbai…”
……
“yanbaiye！yanbaiye！nitingwoshuohuaa，biefadaile。dajiatiyiquktv，niquma？”
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