yoububugaoshengbianxiederemenxiaoshuozhanshen，qingzizhong，juqingfeichangdexinying，meiyouneimeqianpianyilv，feichanghaokan。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuansuyimulenglengdidingzheyangchen，naohailimianyouhuixiangqileliangnianqiandeneiduanchangjing。neishiyigehanfengcigudeyewan，suyimuzaijiudianzaolerenansuan，beiqiangxing……
第3章
咔嚓！
jiefeihaimeiyoufanyingguolai，zhitingjiankacayisheng，tadeshuangshouyijingbeiniesui，beishangguanyanenzaidishang，dongdanbude。
jianshangguanyanzhifulejiefei，yangchenzhuanlegeshen，lianyanjingdoumeiyouzhengyixia。
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“beihoutouxi，suanshenmeyingxiong！”
咔嚓！
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说罢，
shangguanyanlinqijiefeibianzhuanshenlikai。
chulezheiyangdeshiqing，taziranshimeiyoubanfajixuchengjile。
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danzijikebunengbaibaiaiyangchenyibazhang！
“jiguanjiadadianhua，jiwodairenduzhujichang！”
“woyaokanletadeshuangshou！”
......
“xiansheng，xingxing，yijingdaole！”
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“谢谢！”
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“报什么警？”
杨辰下意识地问道。
“xiansheng，nindezuilejiangjiadeshaoye，tayijingzaijichangdunile！”
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说罢，
yangchentouyebuhuidiwangwaizouqu。
kongjiejianyangchenbutingquan，yaoleyaotou，sihuyijingyuxiangdaotadebeicanmoyangle！
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“neixiaozihaimeiyouchulaima？”
蒋文阴沉地问道。
“haimeiyouni，”chewaimiandebaobiaohuidadao，“buguowomenderenyizhidingzheta，tataobudiaode！”
“少爷，出来了！”
baobiaodehuayingangluo，yangchenbiancongjichanglimianzoulechulai。
“给老子堵住他！”
“我要废了他！”
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“chouxiaozi，nidanzitingdaya，woyiweinihuiyizhiduozaijichanglimianni！”jiangwenyinchendishuodao，“benshaoxianzaijinigejihui，xianzaiguixialaijiwobaxietianganjing，woyihuixiashouhuiqingdian！”
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“**的找死！”
jiangwendebaobiaodaheyisheng，mengdiyiquanchaozheyangchenzaiguolai！
嘭！
zhibuguotadequantouhaimeiyoukaojinyangchen，bianxianggepiqiuyiyangfeilechuqu，henhendizazaidishang，bushengrenshi。
yangchenpailepaishou，buyoufenshuobianshiyibazhangchouzaijiangwendelingwaiyibianlianshang，chixiaodao：“jiuzheidiannengnai，yehaoyisichulaizhuangbi？”
“滚！”
yangchenshengruzhenlei，jiangwendebaobiaoganjuewanruwuleihongding，jingshipadeyishengquanbuyi**zuozailedishang，manyandaizhi。
“ni，ni，woshijiangjiade......”
jiangwenyankanyangchenchaozijizouguolai，dunshihedelianseshabai，danyangchenyagenjiumeiyoukantayiyan，zhijielanleliangche，wangqingchengjituanzouqu。
yangchenbenxiangxianhuijiade，danxiangdaolaoyezidehua，haishijuedingxianqusuyimudeqingchengjituankankan。
“混，**！”
“本少要弄死你！”
jiangwenkandaoyangchenyangzhangerqu，qideliansetieqing。
......
qingchengjituan，zongcaibangongshi，mishuzhengyilianjiaolvdikanzhesuyimu。
“zongcai，heilongderenyoubagongdidule。”
“heilongrangrenchuanhua，yaoninjinwanqutadebieshucanjiawanyan！”
“buran，womenjiuxiuxiangdonggong！”
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“你先下去吧！”
suyimuyaoleyaotou，enzhezijideetou，xinlijiaocui。
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“你是谁？”
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“biekanle，wocongchuanghujinlaide，”yangchenzhilezhipangbiandechuanghu，ranhouwanghoutuilejibu，“liangnianbujian，jiuburenshiwolema？”
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“是你这个流氓！”
“sheirangnijinlaide，jiwogunchuqu！”
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“你来干什么？”
suyimulenglengdidingzheyangchen，naohailimianyouhuixiangqileliangnianqiandeneiduanchangjing。
neishiyigehanfengcigudeyewan，suyimuzaijiudianzaolerenansuan，beiqiangxingweileyao，
haozaiguanjianshike，yudaoleyangchen，
但苏伊沐没想想到，
虽然杨辰救了自己，
keyeduozoulezijidediyici。
jinguanyangchenhesuyimubenjiuyouhunyue，erqiezaineizhongqingkuangxia，liangrendoushiqingnanziyi，
danneibijingshizijidechuci，
gengrangsuyimuyinanpingdeshi，zijidediyicijianzhijiushibeiyangchencubaodizaotale！
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shenzhiyangyanyaoyanleyangchen！
“wotinglaoyezishuonizuijinyudaomafanle，suoyiwolaikankan！
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