laojingde《zhenshitianjiao》demiaoxiezhanshilexuduoyixiangbudaodeyuansu，suimeitebiexinxianneirong，danshiyijiubuhuijuedelaotao。zhujiaoshizhaopinganqitianjiao，jiangshule：liuyemeiliansexunsulengxialai，jianyulinayouhaoren？tahaixiangqunver，yepei？taiduxunsuzhuanbian：“qianqiana，nishengbingzheiyinian，xubaoshi……
第15章
此言一出。
在场众人都愣了愣。
buguohenkuaijiubianchenghongtangdaxiao，tajingranganshuolaizhaoyeyaoqing，yigepianziyepei？
“zheigexiasanlan，yidingshizuotiantingdaowoshuoyexiaojielaitianhai，suoyilaixingpian！”liuyemeizhanzaiyuanchujixiaodao。
“congjianyulichulaideren，xinzhiguoranyouwenti，naoziyeyouwenti。”pangbiandeouyanghaiyaoyaotou，zuotianzhaopinganshuohuayerenjiujuedebudui，zhengchangrennaganbuzunzhongziji？
rujinkanlai，queshiwentihenda，kenengzaijianyulibeirendade。
ouyangqianzhanzailingyibian，chuanzhewanlifu，jiebaidongren，bukuiweitianhaidiyimeinv，cishilenglengkanzhe。
“ouyangxiong，zheiweijiushininvxu？kanzhebuzenmeyanga。”xutianlongyezhanzaiyiqi。
ouyanghaiganjintixing：“xuxiong，shenyan，wojiayutameiguanxi！”
ganggangyijingyinhuiwenguozhaopinganyuzhanglongwangdeguanxi，dezhierzhequeshirenshi，danmeijiaoqing，shizhaopinganlianpihoumafanzhanglongwang，zhanglongwangkantayebushuang，xinzhongtashile。
xutianlonghuixinyixiao，kanlekanpangbiandexubaoshi，erzijihuihendaa！
门口。
“hahaha，nigeshagoukexiaosiwole，jiupingnihaixiangpengciyexiaojie？”
wangzongpengfudaxiao，xixuedao：“zhibuzhidao，yexiaojieshidijinglaidedaxiaojie，jinzhiyuye，niyebusapaoniaozhaozhaozijishishenmedongxi，peibupeirenshiyexiaojie！”
zheifanhua，youyinqiyizhenxiaosheng。
yeyaoqingyehenchayi，tashilaizhaozijide？buguohenkuaijiuxiangmingbai，huoxushidagonghuangdicaizhongyangrangtalaizhao，bijingcongjianyulichulaibuhaozhaogongzuo。
zhaopinganmianseyichen，lengshengdao：“keyirangyeyaoqingchulai，dangchanghedui，haiyou，nizaixiao，wobujieyirangnizheibeiziwufahezui！”
wangzongkandaotayanshen，buzhiweihe，ganjuexiangshibeimoguidingshang，yinfengzhenzhen，yishijianmeiganshuohua。
这时。
“哗众取宠！”
yanhuitinglichuanchuyidaobaohe，zhengshixubaoshi，suiranmeixiangmingbaitaweishenmemeibeidasi，danfuqinjiaodaigoudayexiaojie，zhaopinganyoutidaoyeyaoqing，zhengshibiaoxiandehaojihui！
jixiaodao：“xingzhaode，zuotianzaiouyangshushujiahuazhongquchong，haishuoyuouyangqianyouhunyue，jintianyoulaizheilidiurenxianyan，haizhenshisixingbugaia。”
话音落下。
budengzhaopinganshuohua，yanhuitingneizhakaileguo。
“shenme？tayuouyangqianyouhunyue？”
“ouyangqianzenmekenengkanshangta！”
“jiadeba，ouyangzongcai，shibushijiade？”
suoyourentongshikanxiangouyanghai。
ouyanghaiqideyaoyaqiechi，zhenshinahubukaitinahu。
lijijieshidao：“jiade，dangranshijiade，zheixiaozizuotianmaochonggaoren，jiwonverzhibing，haishuowofuqincengjingdingxiadehunyue，nachuyifenhunshu。”
“woyikanjiuzhidaoshijiade，dangchangrangwoganchumen！”
zheizhongchanghe，dangranbunengchengren。
liuyemeishengpabierenbuxin，jiaojibuchong：“ganggangwangzongyeshuo，tashigepianzi，haicongjianyuchulai，zheizhongrenshenmeshidougandechulai，pianhunzaizhengchangbuguo。”
“haiyou，zuotianyaojiqianqianzhibing，chadianmeizhisi，womenbujiqianxian，tahaiganchuxian，zhenshiexin。”
“baoanni，baoankuaijitahongchuqu！”
zhaopinganlengxiaodingzhe，zheiyijiarenhaizhenshiwangenfuyi。
“buyonghongchuqu，zheilijiaojiwochuli！”
xubaoshiweiweiyixiao，guyitihunyue，jiushirangouyanghaizaisuoyourenmianqianfouren，rangzhaopinganyanmiansaodi。
haiyaozaiyexiaojiemianqianbiaoxianchunengli，bunengqingyifangguozhaopinganzheikuaidianjiaoshi。
yougaogaozaishangdao：“xingzhaode，xianzaisuoyourendouzhidaonishipianzi，nizaizheilipianbudaorenheren。”
“buguo，wolejienizheizhongren，budamudeshibubaxiufeichangexin，”
“shuoba，nixiangyaoshenmecainenggunchuyexiaojiedeshixian！”
“wodaibiaoyexiaojiemanzuni！”
zhongrenxianghuduishiyiyan，douzhidaotashizaiguyichufengtou，xiangyaoyingdeyexiaojiedeguanzhu，xinzhongananzanxu，bukuishixinjinhaomenjichengren，congming！
xutianlongyediandiantou，xujiaweilaikeqi。
yeyaoqingzhongyurenbuzhukaikou：“nipeidaibiaoyexiaojie？”
xubaoshixiayishikanguoqu，cairenzhenkanyeyaoqingshenqing，dunshibeimeidaile，weishenmezhaopinganshenbiandenvrendouruciqingguoqingcheng？
也要把她搞到床上！
xubaoshiaorandao：“dangran，wozuoweitianlongjituanjichengren，gengshiyexiaojieyaoqinglaideguibin，wobupeinandaonigejianniangmenpei？”
zhaopinganshenbianderen，buzhidezhongshi，zaitijishenfen，yeshiguyixiyin，qitianjiaojiubeishenfenxiyin。
zhongrenyewanweikanzhe，ruguoshidijingyegongzitahaiyouxiwang，shiyexiaojie，taqueshibupei，daoshihenpeiziji。
yeyaoqingmianseyichen，budengshuohua。
“给她道歉！”
zhaopinganhurankaikou，chulelaituihun，gengshisaozidenanban，jinmenzhiqianhaishuoguoyaobaohuta。
xubaoshishixianzhongxinnuodaozhaopinganshenshang，chaoxiaodao：“nishuoshenme？sheijinideyongqirangwojitadaoqian？tapeima？nipeima？en？”
话没说完。
zhaopinganxunsushangqianniezhutabozi，mianwubiaoqing：“guixiaketoudaoqian！”
xubaoshidunshibeiniedezhixi，yanzhongchongmanjinge，wanwanmeixiangdaotajuranganzaizheizhongchanghedongshou，qingxiganjuedaosiwangqixiyingrao，keyidanguixia，qiangongjinqi。
datingliderenyeshayan，sheiyemeixiangdaozhaopinganhuichushou。
“fangkaiwobaoshi，fouzelaozimieniquanjia！”xutianlonglvxianhuanguoshen，jinghuangjiaodao。
“fangkaixugongzi，ganshangxugongziyigenhaomao，worangnihengzhechuqu！”ouyanghaiyekaikou，zheikeshiyexiaojiedeyanhui，bixuweichizhixu。
zhaopinganxiangshimeitingjian，shouyuelaiyueyongli。
徐宝石开始翻白眼。
“住手！”
chichimeishuohuadeouyangqianshangqianyibu，meitoujinsuo：“zhaopingan，zhibuzhidaozheishishenmechanghe？”
“zhenggetianhaidedarenwudouzai，nalilundedaonifangsi？kuaisongkai，niganshangxugongzi，bujinjinshiyuzhenggetianhaiweidi，haishiyuyexiaojieweidi，nixiangsima！”
zhaopinganlengxiaodao：“tabudaoqian，buyaoshuoyuzhenggetianhai、yuyexiaojieweidi，jiushiyuquantianxiaweidiyouhefang？”
tajiushizheiyang，zijikeyishoudianweiqu，shenbianderen，yidianbuxing！
轰！
quanchangrenganjueqingtianpili。
fengzi？zhenshigefengzi，kuangwangzhiji，guaibudejinjianyu！
yeyaoqingxinzhongbeimomingjizhong，yaozhezuichunkanxiangzhaopingan，tajingranweilezijizheiyangshuo？
“aaa……”liuyemeiqidejianjiao，numuyuanzhengdao：“nigexiasanlan，jingranganweileyigechouniangmen，dingzhuangwonver？”
yeyaoqinghurankanguoqu：“nandaobuxingma？”
“闭嘴！”
liuyemeibaotiaorulei：“nishishei？yepeiyuwoduihua？”
zhaopinganmorandao：“gaosuta，jinwan，worangniyouzigeyurenherenduihua！”
yeyaoqingmianxiangsuoyouren，yiziyijudao：“wojiaoyeyaoqing！”
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