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第11章
“铃铃铃”
zhuoshangdeshoujinaozhongxiangleqilai，zaibushangxuetazhendeyaochidaole。
gujiucilianmanglangtunhuyan。
“erge，woyaolaibujile，nikaichesongwoqushangxueba！”
“meiwenti，mandianchi。”
ergeguqijuenaqizhuoshangdecanjindijita，yuqiliyouxieshouchongruojing。
fangzaiyiqian，acihenbudegentameiyourenheguanxi，gengbieshuozhudongyaoqiutasongshangxuele，kanlaitamenjiaacizhendebianle，buguozheizhongbianhua，tafeichangdexihuan。
guqianyeshifenchayidewanglemeimeiyiyan，zuihouduoshuoleyiju。
“注意安全。”
gujiucifeisuchiwanfan，bianheergeyiqiquxuexiao。
laosilaisiqiazhediantingzailesguizugaozhongdexiaomenkou，laiwangxueshengdemuguangdoubeizheiliangchexiyinle，chemendakai，congcheshangxialaiyiweimeimaojingyandeshaonv，mingmoushanlai，shengquerenjianwushu。
renqunlikesaodong，fenfenxiaoshengyilunqilai。
“wodetian！zheishigujiaershaoyedenvpengyouma？”
“zenmekeneng，neishizanmensgaozhongdexiaomowanggujiuci！”
yigezuowancaicanjialehuojiawanyandeshaonvshuodao。
“zenmekeneng！gujiucineigexiaomowangzhangdeneimechou！”
“wobuxiangxina！keshitakanshangqugengujiuciqueshiyoudianerxianga！”
gujiucitanrandejieshousuoyourendemuguang，bijingtayiqianneifufeizhuliudezunrongshizaishitaishenrurenxin，rensheidoumeibanfawanquanxiaohuataxianzaidezhuanbian。
“aci，nijintianzenmelaidezheimezaoya？”
gujiucigenergedaobiezhihou，shunbianjieguoergejitaxinmaideshouji。
tazhengyaojinqu，turanpangbianxiangqiyidaotiandefanideshengyin，tayizhuantou，jiukandaoxuyunerxiaomimidechaozijizouguolai，zuoshiqinnideyaowanzhutadeshou。
“jiaodaozhurenjiwogedadianhuale，zaichidaowojiubeikaichule。meibanfa，weilewodelinghuaqian。”
gujiucizhuangzuobujingyidebashubaohuanlegebian，zhenghaobikaixuyunershenguolaideshou，youguyizhuangchuyilianchoukudebiaoqing，dandandejieshidao。
tameiyousahuang，zijizhenggegaosanzaixuyunerdesuoshixiaguodeyitahutu，weilezhuijiangyutang，congjianzibanluodaolezuichadebanji，queqinyanzhongdaojihubibuleye，shangbeizizheigeshihoujiaodaozhurenqueshidaguodianhua，guqingyuanyeweicidaweiguanghuo，dequedangzhongxunchita，haiweixieduandiaoyiqiejingjilaiyuan。
zhibuguoshangbeizitanaguqingyuandehuadangzuoerpangfeng，zheibeizitashizhendedasuanfafentuqiangle。
xuyunerwenyanshenxinbuyi，juedegujiuciyejiushizhuangliangtianyangzi，bijingzheijianshitayeyoutingshuo，taanzhuxinlidexingzailehuo，biaomianhaizhuangzuowenroushanliangdeanweigujiuci。
“meiguanxi，nishigujiadeqianjin，wulunzenmeyang，dabodouhuixiangbanfarangnibiyede。anxinzuonixiangzuodeshiqingba。”
gujiucixinlilengxiao，zheizhonghuatashangbeizitingletaiduocile，shenmezuotaxiangzuodeshi，jiushiweilerangtabianchengyigefeiwubale。
shangbeizitaqueqindaogaokaozigedoumeiyou，guqingyuanshenzhiweiletabiyedeshiqingzoulebushaoguanxi，zheidaozhifunvjiandeguanxigengjiadeelie。
erxuyunerqueyinianjiqianshidechengji，kaoruleshangying，taruyulequanyiluzoudaoleyinghou，fengguangwuxian。bingqiehairangguqingyuanrentadanglegannver，zhicikaishixiangshougujiaqianjinkeyixiangyoudeyiqie。
“嗯。”
gujiucibuxianbudandeyingleyisheng，hexuyunerbingjianwangxuexiaolizou，erbianbushichuanlaipangbianjigenvshengyilundeshengyin。
“wozenmejuedegujiucibixuyunerpiaolianglehaoduoa！”
“duia！xuyunerbushixiaohuama？keshitazhanzaigujiucideshenbian，haoxiangxiaojieshenbiandeyahuana！”
“xuyunerdoukaodaban，zenmebideguogujiucizheizhongtianranmeinva？”
xuyunerbiaomianweichizhexiaorong，keshixinlizaojiuqidemianrongzhengning，henbudeyiwanjuzanghua。
tameitianyidazaoqilaiqulianyujia，kongzhimeiyicandefanliang，caimianmianqiangqiangdekongzhizhutizhong，weichizhumeimao。
keshigujiucini？baoyinbaoshi，aoyexunjiu，luanqibazaodezheteng，xibalianyoushidiyimeinv。
凭什么！
gujiucibudongshengsedegoulegouchun，zheijiushoubulelema？haoxihaizaihoumianni！
liangrenzoudaojiaoxuelou，youyubutongban，xuyunerjiuzailoutikougentadaobie。
“aci，zhongwuwomenyikuaiquguangjieba？tingshuodiaojinlexinkuandeyifu，tebieshihenixianzaidefengge！”
xuyunermanlianqidaodeshuodao，tabushigujiaderen，dabomeicidouanputongrenjiajitalinghuaqian，buxianggujiucilinghuaqiandongbudongjiushijiwan。
“haoahaoa！buguo......”
gujiuciweiweizhoumei，biaoxiandehenganxingquyouhenweinandeyangzi。
xuyunerxinliyongqiyizhenbuxiangdeyugan，lianshengwendao。
“怎么了？”
“wozheigeyuelinghuaqiandouhuaguangle，wobahaimeiyoujiwodaqian......”
turangujiucixiangshixiangqishenmeyiyang，kaixindedingzhexuyunerkaikoudao。
“wochadianerwangle，shuanidekabujiuhaole。biaojie，zanmenzhongwubujianbusana~”
xuyuneryitingliansedunshidabian，diaoyitiaoxiaoqunzidouyaojiwan，tanalaideqian！erqiehaijigujiucihuaqian？！
“aci，woturanxiangqilaizhongwuxueshenghuihaiyoushi，yaobuzanmenhaishixiacizaiquba。”
“哦，那好吧。”
gujiuciguzuoyihandao，zheibeizixuyunerhaixiangxitadexue，menerdoumeiyou！
“neiwojiuxianzoule，mashangyaoshangkele。”
xuyunerxiangduobishaxingside，congmangpaole，shengpagujiucijiaozhuta。
gujiucilengxiaoyisheng，taibuchaozhezijidejiaoshizouqu。
yijinjiaoshitajiuhaobuyiwaideshouhuolegezhonggeyangdemuguang，chashengbandoushijiajingbucuo，danshichengjizeilandebuliangxuesheng。
buguotazaisguizugaozhongdajiadouougezhongshiyijinghunchulexiaomowangdeminghao，batamenzhidefufutietie。
yaoshuosgaozhongshenmerenzuibunengre，daanjiushi......gujiuci。
tayiyikanhuiqu，neixierenhedelianmangditoubikailetadeyanshen。
gujiucifanchujiaokeshulainulifuxi，tanaoziqishibuben，chusandeshihouhaishinianjiqiansanshi。
danshidanwulesanniandeshijian，jiashangtaxianzaishibasuideshenti，ershiduosuidelinghun，gaozhongdeneirongtazaojiuwangguangle，zhongxinkenqilaizhendefeichangfeili。
laoshimendoujidangujia，bugandaraogujiuci，fanerranggujiucianzhaozijidejiezoufuxi。
yishangwutaxuedetouhunnaozhang，daolezhongwu，xuyunerguoranmeiyoulaizhaota，tabianzijishangxuexiaoshitangquchizhongfan。
yigerenduchu，tafaneryoushijianhaohaosikaoweilaile。taxihuanxiju，keshiqianshimeinengkaoshangzhengjingdedaxue，mengxianghaimeikaishi，jiuyijingchenglenvqiu......
“luxiaosang，wodequnzidoubeinijinonghuaile，nijiuxiangzoua？”
gujiucigangzoujinshitangmenkou，biantingdaoleyizhenxuannao。
“wo......womeiyou，shinizijisihuaide......”
yiqunnvxueshengjiangzhongjianneigeqieruodenvhaiweizhu，nvhaidaizhehouhoudeyanjing，suozhebozi，shifenhaipadexiaoshengdao。
gujiucilikexiangqilaile，zheibushinianjidierdexuebaluxiaosangme......
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