jingcaixiaoshuo《zhongshengwodi：zaibushouwangjiudanglaodale》，xiaoshuozhujiaoshichenyuhuge，wenzhangchongmanjiqing，xijiemiaoxiedaowei，yikanjiushangyin。xiaoshuoneirongjiexuantaruciguzhuyizhi，yaoshiyoubanfenchacuo，ranglvlehuoxialai，zijijiuquanwanle！zhiyougandiaolvle，cainengdedaolaobanzhongyong，caiyouji……
zoujinfangjian，lvciyijingzhunbeihaolewenshengongju，pailepaichuangtou：“tangxia，buranzenmejiniwen？”
chenyutangzaichuangshang，lvcikuaguotadeyaoqizailetadeshenshang，chenyuhedeyigejiling，xiayishiqishen，youbeilvcianlexiaqu。
“biedong，wenhualekeshiyibeizideshi。”
hualuo，lvcipazaichenyudeshenshang，yidiandiankaishigouletuan，zhencidetengtongjiazazhelvcizhijianhuaguopifudesaoyang，chenyuyijinghanliujiabeile。
“wotingshuo，jinwanyigenvhaiquzhaonile？kanyangzihenxihuanni？”lvcixiaozhewen。
chenyuxianglexiang：“qiannvyoueryi，zenmele？”
lvciyilianwanwei：“qiannvyoua？zheimeshuojiushimeiganqingle？”
chenyumeishuohua，zhishidianlediantou。
turanlvcidelianhuanhuancouleguolai，qingshengwendao：“neinijuedewozenmeyang？”
chenyuqiangzhuangdanding：“zheiwanxiaokebunengkai，nishileshaodemeimei，zheizenmexingni。”
lvciweixiao：“tashita，woshiwo，nipashenme？nishitadejiumingenren，yaoshimeiyouni，wokenengyibeizihetayeshuobushangjijuhua，nigenwozaiyiqi，bushizhenghaoma？”
jianchenyubushuohua，lvciyouxiebugaoxing，dishengdao：“zenme？nandaowobugoupiaoliang？”
chenyuwunaikuxiao，huanhuanqishenzuozaichuangbian：“woyoudiankunle，qushuiyihui。”
kanzhechenyulangbeideyangzi，lvcixiaolexiao，zhuanshenzuanhuilebeiwo。
……
sangexiaoshihou，lvlexingguolai，mashangshoushiyixia，daizhechenyuxialelou。
cheshang，lvleguzuoshenmidekaikou：“xiongdi，jintiandainiqujiangeren，yihounijiufeihuangtengdale！”
chenyuxinzhongtouxiao，tadangranzhidaoyaojianshei，lvledemuhoulaoban，zhaoxiansheng。
“leshao，zhaoxianshengshiganmade？”chenyuwendao。
lvleshenmiyixiao：“zhaoxianshengkeshishentongguangda！niyaoshinengdedaotashangshi，neicaishifeihuangtengda！dabadabadechaopiaodengninamadaizhuang！”
dayueshijifenzhong，errenlaidaojiaoquyichubieshu，jiuxiangdianyingdapianyiyang，bieshumenkouzhanzheliangmingxizhuanggelvdebaobiao。
lvlexiaozhecoushangquhetamendalegezhaohu，ranhouduizhechenyuzhaolezhaoshou，errenzoulejinqu。
shangyishichenyubuzhiyicilaizheilijianzhaoxiansheng，dixingjianzhibizijijialihaishuxi，danhaishiyaobiaoxianchudiyicilaideyangzi。
“zheibieshuzhenbucuo！zhaoxianshengyikanjiushizhuandaqianderen！”
“neishi！daihuijinqubieluanshuohua。”lvledishengdao。
laidaohuiketing，chenyubeilanzaiwaimian，baobiaoshuoxianranglvlejinqu，chenyuzhiyouzuozaishafashangdengzhe。
shufangnei，zhaoxianshengbeiduizhemenkou，zhengzaikanbaozhi，lvlexiaomimizoushangqian：“laoban，renwodailaile！”
“ng，jiaodainideshiqingzuodeshenmeyangle？”zhaoxianshengkaikou。
lvlexiaodao：“wodouchaqingchule，zheigechenyuqueshimeishuohuang，tabaxunzhi，tamaaizhengsile，zhishaomuqianmeishuohuang。”
zhaoxianshengdiandiantou：“nimeimeineibianni？”
lvledisheng：“woyijingrangtajiejinchenyule……”
“ng，zuowanneigenvhai，zenmehuishi？”zhaoxianshengwendao。
lvlexianglexiang：“yinggaimeishenmewenti，wokanchenyuduitataidutingchade，hetawanwandangzhenlebei。”
zhaoxianshengsikaojimiao：“rangtajinlaiba。”
chenyuzoujinqu，weixiao：“zhaolaobanhao。”
“xiaohuozi，zuodebucuo，chulaihunxiangnizheimeyounaozide，xianzaizhenbuduole。”zhaoxianshengxiaodao。
chenyuxiaolexiao：“nintaijuwole。”
zhaoxianshengweixiao：“zheikebushitaiju，wozongjuedenihaoxiangweibuxianzhiyiyang，duiwomenleruzhizhang。”
chenyuhahayixiao：“neikenengshiwoyunqihaoba！”
zhaoxianshengbudasuanduohua，dishengdao：“xingle，huangmingtianneijianjiubadaobile，wobatamaixialaile，yihounilaifuze，shouruwochousancheng，shengxiashinide。”
chenyudiandiantou：“duoxiezhaolaobanjijihui！”
“yihounimenlianggeduoduohezuo，xiaole，jinwandaizhechenyuyiqiqingzhuyixia，wolaimaidan。”zhaoxianshengxiaodao。
“xiexie！xiexielaoban！”
lvlezhuaizhechenyugaogaoxingxingzoulezoulechuqu……
huidaocheshang，lvlemashangnachushouji：“baxiongdimendoujiaoshang！jintianhaohaojiniqinggong！duile，bawomeiyejiaoshang，wokantaduinibucuoe……”
chenyubiaomianxiaozheyingfu，biaomianshangzhaoxianshengduizijihenmanyi，danqishigangcaitadexinrenzhishi20dian。
xiangyaokuaisuhuoquzhaoxianshengdexinren，bixuyaolaidianmengde！
……
wanshangjiudian，mousijiuba，datingrenmanweihuan！jibenshangdoushilvledailaideren。
chenyuzuozaizhongduoxiongdizhongjian，zuoyouliangbianshilvlexiongmei，chenyudiaozheyan，manmianchunfeng，hedajiahedehenhai。
“yuge！gangchudaojiunaxiahuanggoudejiuba！niubi！”
“尿性！”
“yuge，yihouduoduoguanzhao！xiongdimenxiongxinzhuangzhi，douzhiwangnile！”
chenyuyishenhaoqi，luqixiuziluchuwenleyibandehuabei：“xiongdimen！yihouyouwochenyuyikouchide！jiuyounimenyikouchide！”
“宇哥霸气！！”
“敬宇哥！！”
“都给我让开！”
yidaotuwudenanshengxiangqi，suoyourenxiayishirangkaiyitiaolu，kandaosannansinvzouleguolai。
chenyuxintouyizhan！zheixienvhaitadourenshi，doushijingxiaodetongxue，lianliyezaiqizhong。
hanhuadeneigenanrenlenglengdingzhechenyu：“chenyu，hairenshiwoba？”
“duye，wozenmehuiburenshini，laotongxuele！lailailaiheyibei！”
chenyuxiaozheduanqijiubeizoudaoduyeshenbian，dashengdao：“zheishiwoxuezhang！jiaoduge！duge，wojingniyibei！”
duyebiaoqinglengmo，naqiyibeijiuquandoupozailechenyudelianshang！
“nimade！nizhaosi！！”
shenbiandexiaodizuoshijiuyaodongshou，zhijianduyebazhengjiantaolechulai，suoyourenyileng，xiayishihoutuiliangbu。
lvlelengxiao：“jingguan，womenhejiu，bufanfaba？”
duyekanxiangchenyu，lenglengkaikou：“chenyu，zhiqianzaiguoqijinghuixiafadeshi，wokannidouwangleba？aiyou，wenshena，zhenshehuia！”
chenyuchenshengdao：“xuezhang，niyaoshixiangheyibei，wohuanying，guoqudeshidouguoqule，buyongtile。”
duyelengxiao：“heyibei？nipeima？nimenzheiqunliumang，shehuidezhazi！yepeigenwomenhejiu？”
cihuayichu，shenbiandexiaodilimaxiongsheneshadebiaoqing，yueyueyushi。
lingyimingnvtongxuexiaolexiao：“chenyu，nizhenlihaile，zheicaijitian，jiuzheimeduoxiaodi？”
duyelengxiao：“zenmezheyuge？zheishiyaoxijinga？”
chenyuhuilehuishou，shiyishouxiadouzuoxia，duyebuxiedekanzhetamen，zhizhechenyudebizi：“jiranpengjianlejiugaosuniyisheng，lianliyijingkaorujingduile，hewoyigezu，chenyu，yihouwohuidingsileni！nizuihaobiefanzaiwoshouli。”
chenyuweiweiyixiao，naqijiubeikanzhelianli：“gongxinia，lianjingguan。”
lianlimianwubiaoqingzoushangqian，naqiyibeijiu，huanhuandaozailechenyudenaodaishang……
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