alishuiguoweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《zhenshaoyebuzhuangle，xiangshouquederensheng》，zhujiaofangchengfangyurandegushichongmanlexuanyiheshenmi。gushizhongdeqiyuhetiaozhanrangduzheyubabuneng，meiyiyedouchongmanlejingxihemituan。zaozhidaojiugaixiashouzhongdian，zhijiesongneilaodengquicu，xianzaidaohao，jiurendechengleliuliangdandang，quanjiaweizhetayan《langzi……。
第2章
“sheishuonimeiyousanzhedie？qiantian……”fangyuranxinyiheng：“wogangjinimailesanzhedie！”
huayinweiluo，fangyuranjiujuedexinzaidixue，neikeshiliangwanduodedingpeisanzhedie。
“e？”fangchengmeimaoyitiao，dunshijuedeyuelaiyueyouyisile：“zheimeshuo，neikuansanzhedieshisijiemaijiwode？”
“当……然！”
kanzhefangyuranyaoyaqiechideyangzi，fangchengdunjuexinqingshuchang，zheixiayuelaiyuehaowanle。
weilewuxianziji，fangyuranhaizhenshixiaxuebenle。
heihei！baideyigesanzhedie！shuang！
fangchengbabudezhengjuzuoshi，fangjiarenganjinbataganchufangjia，jiuzaigangcaifangdongmingneigedabidouhuanxinglefangchengqianshidejiyi。
fangchengshidaizherenwuzhongshengde，zhiyaobeifangjiarenganchufangjia，tajiukeyichedijiefang。
dangtiangoubeipaoqi，jiyatianduhainengwanbuhao？
weilepeihefangyuran，fangzhenyijingbasanzhedienalexialai。jianjijidezoudaofangchengmianqian：“gege，nikansijieduotengni，wodoumeiyousanzhedie。”
fangchengnaguoshouji，xinlixiaokailehua。
guyibasanzhedieliangzaifangyuranmianqian：“zheiyinggaishidingpei1tbneikuansanzhedieba？”
“shi……”fangyuranmanlianxinteng。
“jushuoyaoliangwanduo？”fangchengjixuwendao。
fangyuranyaoyadiantou：“xianzaizhengjuyoule，nijiushi**qundidebiantai，nijiwogunchufangjia，likemashang！”
“哈哈哈！”
fangchengwuliandaxiao，beiganchufangjiakaiqixinrensheng，haibaideyitaisanzhedie，jianzhichengxinruyi。
“nishuodemeicuo，jiushiwo……”
然而，就在这时。
“**derenbushifangcheng！”
dajiefangxincaizheguchigaogenxiexialou，meiyibudouxiangcaizaizhongrendeshenjingshang。
fangyuranyileng：“dajie，nishuoshenme？”
tagangsongchuquyibusanzhediea！
“woyijingzhaozhuanyederenzhengshile，jiankongzhaopianshangderenshengaozhiyouyimiqisan，fangchengdeshengaoyouyimibasan，suoyi**derenbushita。”shunshounachuyizhangjiandingbaogao：“wotedizhaojiandingkedepengyoujiandingde。”
fangyuranxindaobumiao，keshishibaizaiyanqian。
“xiaocheng，nibuyongzoule，shiwomenwuhuinile。”fangxinzheimeyishuo，fangyuranliandoubaile。
靠！
tapeilezheimeduoxiaolianbushuo，haizhelesanzhedie！
方城却不痛快了！
“gaoshenmeyaoezi？“tamolebalian：“hezhenimenfangjiawanrenni？danglaozishicaishichangdehouer？“
“buxing，nimenbixuganwozou！”
“qiuqiunimenganwozoua！”
kanfangchengyouyaofafeng，fangdongmingdeguaizhang“peng“dizazaidimian，zhendehuanghualimudiaohuazhidou：“niezhang！nidangzheishinisayededifang？haibubatajiwotuojingelouguanjinbi！”
“tuonima！”fangchengturanbaoqi，chaoqimenpangdeqingtonghuapenjiuzaguoqu，cipianfeijianshengli，tagengzhebozidengxiangsuozaifuqinshenhoudefangxin：“shaozaizheierzhuangpusadiaoyanlei，ganwozoua，**！”
“woshibiantaia！wozenmepeiliuzaifangjia？”
“ganwozou！biechuerfanerdangwangbaa！”
fangxindelian“shua”dibaile，shouzhongdexiangnaiershoudai“pada“luodi：“xiaochengnitingwoshuo......”
“tingnimagetou！”fangchengyijiaochuaifandiaohuapingfeng，liujinmudansuilemandi：“biegenwoshuonihouhuile，butingbutingwangbanianjing！”
shanggeyuefangxindiulezuanshishoulian，fangyuranfeishuoshifangchengtoude，rangbaoansoufangchengfangjiandeshihou，suoyourendouyanzhengzhengkanzhe，meirenshuoyijuhua！
fangchengzaigelouguanjinbidunleyizhengye，zheibangrendaohao，zhuantouzaiyoutingshangkaipaidui！
jianfangchengrucifengkuang，fangdongmingdeguaizhanghenhenchuoxiangdimian：“fanlefanle！niyanlihaiyoumeiyouzhangbei......“
“zhangbei？”fangchengturanbijin，bijianjihuzhuangshangfuqintieqingdelian：“nijilaozisiyibianqu！jiuniyepeitizhangbei？wozaigueryuanchisoufandeshihou，nizainaer？wobeitongxuezoudejinyiyuan，nishuonanhaizichidiankuisuanshenme，zheipeidangzhangbei？”
fangchengturanchekaixiaofulingkou，luchuhoujingwankoudadetangshangba，“zheibashizhangmayongretangpode，nishuoxiarenbudongshi，zhuantoujitafaleliangqiankuaijiangjin——he，daoshiwobudongshi，bugaidanglenimennvedaiguerdexingzhi！”
fangxindezhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin，jiyiruchaoshuiyonglai：neiniandongtian，taqinyankanjianfuqinbafangchengdequanguoaoshujiangzhuangrengjinbilu，haishuo“bierangzazhongdejiangzhuangzangleketing”；haiyouqunianshengri，fangchengdunzaichufangkenlengyingdemantou，quebashengxialaideqianjitamailezhikouhong......
“xiaoxun，”tashengyinfazhan，“yiqianshidajiecuole，qiunijiwomenyicijihui......“
“jihui？”fangchengturanxiaole，mengdizhixiangfangdongming，“yaomejintianbawoganchuqu，yaomeworangfangjiajiquanbuning！”
fangdongmingdetongkongjulieshousuo，zheigexianglaiweiweinuonuodeerzi，cikeyanliranzhetacongweijianguodehuo。
taxiangqi**debaogao：fangchengmeitiandasanfengong，lingchensidianjiuqichuangxuexi，chengjiquanxiaodiyiqueguyikaoza，jiuweilebuyinqizhuyi......
“nizi！nizheigenizi！woshinidie！”fangdongmingdeshengyinlidaizheyanshibuzhudezhandou。
“fangdongming，nimeiwozheiyangdedie！shaolaizheitaoxutoubanaode！”
fangchengxieyizaimenkuangshang：“nihuibuzhidaowomeitianchishengfan、meitianshuidiban？haishishuo，niyanlidelengluo，jiushikanzhewobeizhangmayongtiaozhougedachoushi，lianjubiedaledoulandeshuo？”
taturanbijin，bijianjihuzhuangshangfangdongmingjiangyingdemeigu：“eduile，nishangzhouzaicishanwanhuishuowomenjiaxiaozhenzuidongshi，zhuantoujiubawodejiangxuejinshenqingbiaosisuile——zenme，pawonalejiangxuejin，xiandenimenfangjiarentaimeibenshile？”
fangdongminghoutuibanbu，zhuangzaidiaohuajushang。
fangxindingzhedidifahongdeyankuang，turanfaxiantayandizangzhedebushifennu，ershishenshendejuewang——yuanlaizheixienian，tabushibufankang，zhishizangouleshiwang。
“ba！”taturanzhuanshen，dingzhefuqinzhandoudeshou，“goule！xiaochengshuodedoushizhende？”
fangxindegengyanshengxiangbashengxiudedao，zaiketingningzhidekongqilihuachucierdehuxian。
fangchengxienizhezheigexianglaigaoaodedajie。
“yo，dajiezheishichangnachu？”tagouzhechunjiaolengxiao，“zaoganmaqule？wozaichufangshuapanzishuadaolingchenshi，ninzaidingloukaixiangbinpaidui；wozaibianlidianbeikerenmayezhongshi，ninzaibalimaigaodinglifu——xianzaizhuangshenmehejiawenqingxi？”
fangdongmingdeguaizhangzhongzhongkezaidalishidimian：“laodanigenzhexiacoushenmerenao？tajiushigeweibushudelangzaizi……”
fangxinmoranzhuanshen，zhijiajihuqiajinzhangxin。
fangdongmingrengdengzheyanma：“fanlefanle！“
“dui，wojiushifanle！”
“jintianyaomerangwozou，yaomezanmenyusiwangpo——nixuan！”
jiazhudiweibeicheditiaoxin，fangdongmingganjuemeileyanmian，naqipangbaidehuapingchaofangchengzaleguoqu。
fangchengyileng：“fangdongming，**sini！”
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