《zhongshengyishi，worangqinvshudeyibaitudi！》zheishibaifandeyibunairenxunweidexiaoshuo，xiaoshuoqingjiehenshengdong！zhujiaoshizhoulingwangsheng，jiangshule：“wangchengdoujinishuole?wo……woyeshimeibanfaa，nongchangbuzhengqian，nihepanpanmeigeyuedekaixiaoyouhenda，jielaidedabufenqian，doujinimenniangerlianglea！”……
zhongshengyishi，bubuweiying！
shangyishi，laopoheqingrenshejijuanzouwoquanbujiachan。
nverrenzeizuofu，xingfendigankaizhongyukeyibaituowozheigewayecaidele！
wozaidongyezaoyuliqichehuodangchangsiwang。
zhonglaiyishi，munvliangguizaishenbianqiuwobuyaolikai……
一
weilenengranglaopozhoulingfendaogongsidedanshengongyu，woanjihuagentajiabanlihun。
weilenengrangnverluopanpannengxiangshoudaxueshenggoufangyouhuizhengcemaidapingceng，woyouanmunvliangdeyaoqiujiangfangzihejingyingzhongdenongchangchushoutaoxian。
woyiweihenkuaijiunenghezhoulingfuhun，jieshuyijiarenfengeliangdiderizi。
jieguodangwozaicantinglichuanshangzhoulingzhunbeideyurongfuchulaishi，queyiwaitingjianlemunvlianglingwohanchexinfeideduihua：
“ma，nikeqianwanbiegenneigewayecaidefuhuna，xianzaidajiadouyiweiliushushushiwoba，yiweiwobashijiangchengzuidawuyegongsidelaozong。lvsijiehaishuowomenyibiyejiugenwojiehun……”
zicongwociledanweidegongzuo，huicunlidalinongchang，nverluopanpanjiukaishiduiwogezhongxianqi。
juedewolalilata，buxiubianfu，bixiangxiarenhaiyaoxiang。
pingshishipingdianhuadoubujiwoda，haipatatongxuekanjian。
youciwolinshiqiyi，daoxuexiaokanta，tayuanyuanjiuduozheraoluzou，
wohaiyiweitameikanjian，zhuizhetahanleyilu。
jieguotagedelaoyuanjiwodalegedianhua，lenglengdirangwoganjinzou，maiyuanwochuandexianggaibangyiyang，zaitongxuemianqianxialetadelianmian。
“fangxin，nidangwoshaa！wohualeneimeduoxinsibaituota！shitazijiwonangfei，yeguaibudewomenmunvjueqing……”
zhoulingzheijuhuajiangwozuihoudehuanxiangniansui。
liushushu？tazheimingxianshiyouleqingrena，zuilingwoxinsuideshi，woyizhipengzaishouxindenverjuranmorenlezheiyiqie！
yuanlaitamenyizhizaichuxinjilvdixianggenwopieqingguanxi。
“nimen……”woxiangshangqianzhaotamenwengemingbai，
keturuqilaidedajirangwohunshenshibuchuyisili，gangtaijiaojiuliangqiangdidaozailelubian。
turanyidaoqiangguangshelai，wohuiguotoushiyijinglaibujiduoshan，yankanzhecheqiandengdeguangquanyouxiaobianda……
suizhe“peng”deyishengxiang，woganjuezijixiangniaoeryiyangtengkongfeiqi，jimiaohouyouzhongzhongdishuaihuilumian，
judadetengtongganshunjianguoxiezhewo，juewangjiangwojuanjinduonianlaiyulaoponverxiangchudejiyizhong……
“zenmeshini？duibuqi……nibunengsi！jianchizhu！woxianzaijiaojiuhuche！”
zhandoudenvshengheyizhihongsedewanbiaoshiwozuihoujizhudeyingxiang。
piankehou，yiqietingzaileyishuguangli……
zaicixinglai，wofaxianzijizhenganranwuyangditangzaicunlinongchangdeyaoyishang，chuizhehexudechunfeng。
haimeilaidejixiangfashengleshenme，zhuoshangdeshoujijiu“cici”zhendongqilai，pingmushangxianshi“baobeinver”laidian。
kanleyanriqi，zheishihuidaolebannianqian？
woyizhizhuneixindejidong，zhandouzheshouanxiajieting。
“wei，zhuanwosanwankuai，woyaomaigangqinle！”
dianhuaneitouchuanlaishuxideshengyin，bushibieren，jiushineigebuxiaonvluopanpan！
zheiaomanqiangshideyuqirangwolimakendingzijibushizaizuomeng！wozhendezhongshengle！
luopanpanshiwohelaopozhoulingdedushengnv，zhoulingweilehuaitachilehenduokutou，zuihouhaiyinweizaijiahuadao，tiqianyigeyuezaochan。
zhengyinweizheiyang，congxiaowomenjiuduitashifenchongni，jihushiyouqiubiying。
jianjianjiuyangchengletazheiyoushiwukong、lisuodangrandetaidu。
qulejiangchengshangdaxuehou，buzhizende，taduiwobiandegengjiadanmoyanqi，zhizhidaozhaowoyaoqian，liangechenghudoubuxieyuji。
“shanggeyuebushicaijinimailedatiqinbaoledatiqinban，zenmexianzaiyouturanyaomaigangqin？”
dangleyibeizide‘nvernu’，yixiazinanyizhuanbian，suiranshizhiwen，danwodeyuqihaishiwenrouwanzhuan。
kejibianzheiyang，luopanpanhaibumanyi，juedewobuxinrenta，kaishizhamaofabiao！
“niwenneimeduoganma！youshinishuoshenmejiduobuyashen、nvhaiziduoxuediantezhanghao！
“xianzaiwoyaoxueniyoubuji！suanle，wobuxuele，zheigepodaxuewoyebushangle！nijiwodaqian，woxianzaijiumaijipiaohuijia！genniyikuaiwayecai！”
haojiahuo，shangbeizitayeshizheimenaniewode！
congxiaobuhaohaoxuexi，zuihougaokaoliangedazhuandoumeikaoshang，zaijiayikuernaosanshangdiao。
zuihouwonalequanbujixu，qiuyeyegaonainaidituoguanxijitanonglegeminbansanben。
sheiliaotagangdaoxuexiaobaodaomeijitian，jiukaishixianqixuexiaosushetiaojianbuhao，cuanduotamarangwomailelaojiadefangzi，daojiangchengtaxuexiaofujinmailegeliangjushi。
munvliangzaijiadeshihoujiuduiwobulengbure，zicongqulejiangcheng，genwodelianxijiuyuefashao，zhishiwenyaoqiandeshihoucaidagedianhuafagexinxi。
“mai！wonveryaomaide，kendingdemai！zheiyang，nixianshuaxinyongkamaizhe，bajiaoshouwanzheipihuoshoudaoqianjiubangnihai！”
“neikeshinizijishuodee！neiwohaiyaolingwaimaidianqitadongxi，daoshihouniyiqibangwohai！”
“hai！babayidingbangnihai，zhiyaowoguinvmaigaoxinglejiuxing，nikaedubugou，jiuxianshua**……”
我帮她还个鬼！
yijingshibasuiderenle，kafanzhengyeshitazijimingzibande，yegaishitayaoweizijihuluanhuihuodexingweimaidanle。
haimeidengwoshuohua，tajiubadianhuaguaduanle！
shangyishidejintian，woyinweizhouzhuanbukai，shuowandianzaijitamaigangqin。
tajiufanghenhuashuozijiyaoqumaixuemaishencouqianmai，hedewojimangquzhaotongcunfangdaidexiongdiwangcheng，jielesanwankuai。
shengpatazhendehuizuoshashi，nadaoqianhouwodiyishijianjiuzhuanjileta，jieguo“xiexie”meiluozheyiju，fanerhaizhaolailetadebaoyuan，
“nimingmingyouqian，weishenmefeidewoqiuni，gennifapiqi，nidaodishibushiwoqinba！”
shishishangshitayagenermeibawodangqinba，zheitouhuazhewoxinkuzhuanlaideqian，neibianzhuangetoujiurenlebiedenanrenzuobaba。
haoburongyizhongsheng，ganxiebabeizuzong，zheiciwokeshidaizhebabaigexinyanzihuilaide！
bieshuoshimaigangqin，jiusuanshimailimi，woyejuebuhuizaijitamenniangerliangtaoyifenqian！
二
wohetongcunfangdaidewangchengbujinshiyiqizhangdadexiongdi，haishitazheidexindeguoyonghu。
tajiwofangkuandesuduyeyidianbuhanhu！shouxubanwan，100wanlimadaozhang！
zheiciwojieqianjiedeji，shueyouda，tayiweishizhoulingheluopanpanzaijiangchengchuleshenmeshi。
zheimeduonian，munvliangmeimeiwenwoyaoqian，dougensuomingsidehuojihuoliaode。
“zuoweiyiqizhangdadegeermen，woxiangtixingniyiju，niyaoshibuaiting，jiudangwofanggepi！”
我猜到他想说什么。
“wangshengneituzaizishangcicongjiangzhouhuilaigenwojiang，shuoyoucipengjianzhoulinggengenanrenyiqichifan，dongzuohaitingqinmilaizhe……”
wangshengshiwangchengdedaerzi，yezaijiangchengshenghuo。
shangyishi，tayeshizheiyanggujiwomianzi，xiaoxinyiyidibazheixiaoxigaosulewo。
wunaiwodangshijiushigezhutoumenglexindelaolianainao！
juedetashinianqingshihouzhuibushangzhouling，dujiwomen，suoyikanzhoulinghenverbuzaiwoshenbianjiuzaoyaotiaobowomen！
zheiciwogaosutawoxinliyoushu，zheicijieqianyebushiweilemunvliang，ershiyoudazuoyong。
wowangleyantayuanziwaimianneijimuzacaocongshengdekongdi，tixingtabuyaokongzhe，rangtachenxianzaigongjiadi，duogaidianfangzi。
wangchengdianleyankanxiangwo，kantayilianbuyiweiran，wocoudaotaerbian，bacunlimashangyaozhengdideshigaosuleta。
tingwanhoutazhibuzhupaizhexiongkoudachuanqi，zhihu“haoxian，haoxian！”
genjushangyishidejiyi，sangeyuehou，womencunjiuhuiyouzhengdixingdong。
womencunaizhexiquedehongshulin，kaifashanghexiangguanbumenyijingguihuahao，yaojiangzheiyipianquyudazaochengyigehuanbaodujiacun。
weilefangzhitiqianzouloufengsheng、cunminqiangjian，tamendasuantujizhengdi，yongzuidideyusuanhezuiduandeshijianpanxiawomenzheitiaocun。
wangchengzheijimuhuangzhededi，shangyishizaozaobeiguanxihudingshang，tajuededihuangzheburutaoxiangantadelaobenxing，yushijiucaolvdijishiwanjiumaijilewairen。
ganggangtashuo“haoxian”shiyinweizuotianzhendeyourenlaijitadedichujia，tazhengkaolvmailelaizhe。
yinweiwozhiqianshizaishilidanweigongzuo，tayiweizheishiwotuoguanxidezhideneimuxiaoxi。
“chaoa，nizheicibanglewodamanglea，zheibiqianlixiwoyebushoule！zhihouniyoushamangxuyaolaogede，jinguankaikou！”
“woxianzaihaizhenyouyimangfeinibangbuke…”wocoudaotaerbianxixishuodao。
wangchengzheirenzuipaqianrenqing，wojitatouloulezhengdizheiyitiandadeneimuxiaoxi，taxiangyemeixiangjiudayinglewodeqingqiu。
zhouweixianliaodecunminkanwoliangshenshenmimide，shunjianbazhuyilizhuanyidaowomenshenshang，haoqidikanxiangwo。
paxiaoxizoulou，chaiqianhuiyoubianshu，wotixingwangchengbaomihoujiuxiangcunweizouqu。
wofumusidezao，liuxiacunlidezheigenongchanghaiyouxianlidelianggepumianjiwohewodi。
wodiluomingbuxiangwo，tachuzhongjiuchuoxuechuqudagongle。
zhangxiongweifu，takuzheaiqiu，wozuizhongxuanlehuangwudenongchang，bashangpujileta，haorangtameigeyueyougudingdezujinshouru。
hunhouzhoulingbuzhicongsheizuilitingshuolezheijianshi，yizhimawosha，haojicidourangwoquzhaowodi，yaobashangpuhenongchangnachulaizhongxinfenpei……
wobuken，tajiunao。zuihouhaimanzhewo，zijibaozhenverquzhaolewodihedixi。
shuolaiyeqiguai，zicongneicitaqulezhaolewodizhihou，huilaizaiyemeitiguozhongxinfenjiadeshi。
yebuzhidaowodihedixishizenmeshuofutade……
shangyishitashenzhibujiqianxian，zuihouweiletaoxianhaibianyibanongchangmaijilewodi。
“niquedingbujiashangxifumingzile？”cunweidelaolizaicigenwoqueren。
“queding！”wozhandingjietiedishuodao。
zheigenongchangshiwogenzhoulingjiehunqianfende，shuyuhunqiancaichan。
nongcundima，yizhimeibanzheng，yexushishoulechaiqianxiantouzhendeyingxiang，cunweiqianduanshijiankaishizuzhidajiabanzhengle。
shangyishi，wochenzheigejihuibazhoulingdemingzijiashang，meixiangdaozuihoutaquezaizhengdiqianbanongchangbianyimaijilewodi……
xinghaozheicilaideji，woganzaicunweijiangbanzhengcailiaoshangbaoqian，batademingzichelexialai。
cunweideshiqinggangyibanwan，zhoulingdedianhuajiulaile。
“luochao，nimingtianchoukonglaiyitangjiangchengbei，woyougeshiyaogennishangliangyixia！”
“shenmeshi，dianhualishuobuxing？haidewozhuanmenpaoyitang？”womingzhiguwen。
“wenneimeduo！woxianzaishuohuabuhaoshileshime？jidebashenfenzhenghejiehunzhengshenmededoudaishang！duile，panpanzhunbeishengrile，nibiewanglejitazhunbeihongbao！”
zheijiaoshangliang？zheimingmingjiushimingling！
youleshangyishidejingyan，wodangranzhidaotajiaowoqusuoweiheshi。
zhishizheiyiciwojiekoushuoyaodengrenjiehuokuan，dewanjitiandao。
jiezhangjiuyiweizhewoyouqianshou，wodeqianjiushitadeqian，taxiangyebuxiangjiutongyile……
haibuwangjiwofalaosaoshuomashangyaojiaowuyefei、baoxianfeishenmede，nverzuijinhuaqianyouchaozhile，maiyuanwotongyitashuaxinyongka，daoshihouhaibushangkanwozenmeban……
yanwaizhiyijiushiqianqianqian，fanzhengwozaitamenmunvyanlijiushixingzoudeatm。
三
anpaihaocunlidedeyiqie，wobigenzhoulingyuedingdeshijianzaoleliangtiandaojiangcheng。
maizaizheidefangzi，wozonggongyejiulaileliangci。
xianzaihuixiang，munvliangdangchujiumeidasuanbayaochijiwo。xinghaodangshiwopataliangmadahadiuleyaochi，qiaoqiaopeilebafangzaishenbianyifangwanyi。
yidazaozailouxiadunlehaoyihuier，kanjianzhoulingdabandehuazhizhaozhandichumenshangban，wocaikaimenjinqu。
榨干我气运？我携亿万厄运登门！
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