shuangwen《 liyitangwanru》，huobaokaiqi！liyitangwanrushishuzhongdenannvzhujiao，yeshishilipaizuozhedahuoyijingxinsuoxie，wenzhangjingcaigushineirongjiangshudeshi：“guanjueyigeshidedameinv，xiangbishenshangyeshihuanendehenba……”peng！kejiuzaitaxiangrufeifeishi，baojiandamen……
餐厅外。
tangwanruhelingyimingnvziganggangcongcheshangzouxia。
“xiaoying，ganghuilaijiurangnipeiwolaitangongzuo，zhenshixinkunile。”
tangwanruyouxieqianyideshuodao。
“aiya，womenduoshaoniandeguimile，zheidianershisuanshenme。”
yueyingyihuishou，buzaiyidexiaoleyixia。
suihou，tashuangyanturanyansuleqilai。
“wanru，suiranwogangcongguowaihuilai，danzheijiniannideshiqing，woyetingshuolebushao。”
“woxiangbutong，neigefeiwuyoushenmehaode？nizhiyugentaguozhengzhengsannianwonangshouqiderizima？”
duici，tangwanruzhishiweiweiyixiao，bingweizuoda。
zuoweizijideguimi，tadangranlejieyueyingdexingge。
ruobushiyinweishangcizhengshaodeshiqingrangtayoulehoupa，tayebuhuizaizheizhongshihoulayueyingyiqi。
raner，yueyingquekaishitaotaobujueqilai。
“wanru，shuozhende，nihaishiganjinjieshuzheiduankuriziba。”
“yinidetiaojian，zuyiguodebixianzaixingfubaibeiqianbei！”
“tiandixiahaonanrenzheimeduo，hebifeiyaozhaoneimeyigefeiwudongxini？”
“jiubirunixianzaiyaojiandelushao，renjiakeshicongjingdoulaide！”
“yaoshinengherenjiajiaohao，bieshuonile，nimenzhenggetangjiadounengyifeichongtian！”
tingdaozheixiehua，tangwanruyanzhongzhujianyouxiebunaifanle。
有钱的就是好男人？
这是什么狗屁道理！
liyishimeiqian，dantaquenengweilezijirenshousanniandelengchaorefeng！
dandanzheiyidian，zheixiedashaoyejiuzuobudaoba？
suiranliyiyoushihouhuijizijitianhenduomafan，dan，zhishaozaishenghuoshang，taguodehaishihentashide。
“haolexiaoying，wozijiyouzijidexiangfa，nijiubieshuozheixiele。”
“我……”
yueyinghaixiangshuoxieshenme，kehaibudengtakaikou，liangmingheiyinanziqueturanzhanzailetamenshenqian。
pieleyueyingyiyanhou，heiyinanzidemuguangzuizhonghaishiluozailetangwanrushenshang。
“xiangbi，ninjiushitangwanru，tangxiaojieduiba？”
“jiranlaile，neijiugenwomenzouba。”
“lushaoyeyijingzaibaojiandengzhenile。”
shuowan，errenbianzhijiezhuanshen，titangwanruerrendakailedianmen。
……
baojianzhong，kanzheliyiyuezouyuejin，lushaoyanzhongbuyoufuxianchuyisijingkong。
“你到底是谁！”
tingyan，liyizuijiaoyiyang，lengxiaozhekaikoule。
“woshitangwanrudezhangfu。”
lushaoyileng，suihourenbuzhuzhangshuyikouqi，xiaozhangdedaxiaoqilai。
“hahaha！wohaiyiweishijingdoulaidechoujiani，yuanlaizhishineigenvrendelaogonga！”
xiaoshengjieshu，tashuangyanlijixionghenqilai。
“xiaozi，wokeshijingdoulujiaderen。”
“bieshuowoshixiangtoutoudewanernilaopo，jiusuanshiwoxiangguangmingzhengda，dangzhenidemianwaner，niyedongbulewoyigenhanmao！”
“niyiweinizijishishei？jingdoushizhangdeerzi？”
“ganzailaozimianqianzhuangbi，nixiaozibuxianghuoleshibushi！”
kanliyibushuohua，tahaiyiweiliyihaipaleni，zuijiaorenbuzhushangyangleqilai。
ketameiyoufaxian，liyikanxiangtadeshuangyan，zaoyimeiyoulerenhedeqinggan！
“buguo，jintianbenshaoxinqinghao，landebaxinsihuazainizheigefeiwushenshang。”
“赶紧滚吧。”
“yaoshinilaoponengbabenshaosihoushufule，benshaoziranhuijinibuchang。”
shuowan，tabianzhongxinqiaozheerlangtuizuozailezijidezuoweishang。
“suoyi，zheibeijiunihehaishibuhe。”
liyihaoxiangmeiyoutingdaogangcaineixiehuayiyang，jixuduanzhejiubeishangqianleyibu。
“你大胆！！”
kejiuzaizheishi，lingyimingyizhimeiyouchushengdeshouxia，turanshangqianyibu，chongzheliyidahouqilai。
“nimeitingdaolushaogangcaishuodehuama？！”
“shixiangdejiuganjingun！fouzenijiuyongyuanbiexiangzouchuzheilile！”
“ai，biezheimedadehuoqima。”
budengliyikaikou，lushaoquexiaozhebailebaishou。
“我能理解的。”
“mingmingzhidaozijilaopoyaobeibiedenanrenshuile，zijiqueshenmedouzuobule。”
“zheiganjue，henbushufuba？”
“keniyounengzenmebanni？nandao，nihaigandawobucheng？！hahahaha！”
啪！
turan，qingcuidebazhangshengxiangchezhenggebaojian！
lushaozhandouzhecadiaozuijiaodexianxue，yanzhongmanshinanyizhixin！
“ni，nigandawo？！”
“nibuxin？hehe，neiwozhihaozaijinizhengmingyixiale。”
liyilengxiaoyisheng，suihouzaiciyangqileshouzhang！
jianzhuang，lushaolianseyibai，lijiyongshuangbeihuzailianqian。
“李易！”
kejiuzaizheishi，menkouchuquechuanlaiyizhenshuxidedajiao。
huitouyikan，zhengshitangwanruyuyueyingerren！
cishidetangwanru，yanzhongmanshijingyayubujie。
taxiangbutong，weishenmeliyihuizaizheili，youweishenmehuidongshoudalushao。
buguozheixiedoubuzhongyaole。
kandaoyanqianchangjingdeshunjian，taxinzhongjiuyijingyouyituannuhuoshengteng！
“liyi！zheijiushinishuodequandouweilewo？！”
“lushaoshiwodekehu！henzhongyaodekehu！”
“nidataduiwonengyoushenmehaochu！”
shuowan，takuaibushangqian，yibajiangliyizhuailehuilai。
“道歉！”
“wobuguanniyoushenmeyuanyin，xianzainimashangjilushaodaoqian！”
tingyan，liyimeitoubuyoujinculeyixia。
“tazainijiubeilixialeyao。”
“我没有！！”
huayingangluo，lushaojiulijidahanqilai。
“wogangcaizhishizaizheilizhunbeijiucai，kaikouchengzanleyixiatangxiaojiedemeimao，ranhouzheigerenjiuturanchongjinlaiyaodawo！”
“woshuodedoushishishi！tamenkeyijiwozuozhengde！”
shuowan，tahaishenshouzhixianglezijideneixieshouxia。
“dui！jiushilushaoshuodeneiyang！”
“tachongjinlaijiubawomenyigexiongdijidale，lushaoquantalengjing，tabuting，yingshiyaodongshou！”
“haiyaotangxiaojieninlaidejishi，yaoburan，ninzhinengquyiyuanhelushaotanshengyile！”
jianzhuang，shouxialianmangdiantoufuhe。
tingwanerrendejieshi，tangwanrulvezuoyouyu，zuizhonghaishimanyanzeguaidedengxiangliyi。
“wozhidaonizhanyouyuqiang，dannibunengyinweiyijuhuajiuduibierendongshouba？”
tingdaotangwanrubuxiangxinziji，liyirenbuzhushenxiyikouqi，zaicijiangshuangyanzhuanyidaolelushaoshenshang。
“shishiruhe，dengtahewanzheibeijiunijiuzhidaole。”
shuowan，tabianjixujiangshouzhongdejiubeishenxianglushao。
“liyi！ninengbunengbienaole！”
tangwanrumeitouyijin，renbuzhudahanleyisheng。
kejiuzaitazhunbeijiangliyiqiangxingzhuaizoushi，liyishuangyanyining，zhijiezhuaqizhuomianshangdechazi，henhencixianglelushaoshoubei！
噗呲！
啊！
citongzhixia，lushaorenbuzhuzhangzuidahanqilai。
chencijihui，liyishouwanyidou，zhijiejiangmanmanyibeijiuquandouguanruletadezuizhong！
吨吨吨……
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