xiaoshuozhurengongshifangshuolinfangdeshumingjiao《zhongshengzhifangshuo》,shizuozhefeihuoliuxingsuobianxiededoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule:shenjiaqianyidefuhaofangshuozhongshengle!zheiyishi,tafashibuhuizaiyinweimeiqianerrangnveryihanbingshi!tayaomibushangbeizideyihan,jinverchengqiyipiantiankong!guoguo:“baba,woxiangchihuoguo!”fangshuo:“wokaileqijialiansuohuoguo,zanmenmeitianhuanyijia!”laopo:“dabaitian,shuoshamenghua,haibuganjinsongwoshangbanqu!danwuyifenzhong,laoniangshaozhengduoshaoqian!”fangshuo:“buyongshangbanle,nidegongsibeiwoshougoule!”...
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fangshuodandandekanleguanyunshuaiyiyan:“zheishiwomenliangfuqideshi,niyigewairenxiachanheshenme?”
guanyunshuaijuranxiongtangyiting,xinxinmanmandeshuodao:“linfangdeshi,jiushiwodeshi!”
fangshuochaofengbandexiaolexiao,meiyouquhetazhengzhi。renshilinfangdailaide,tazijidoujuedemeishenmebutuo,neiyejiusuitaquba。
huoxulinfangzhendexiangrangguanyunshuailaibabaguan,kankanqiandelailujiujingshibushizhengtu。
“qishiwozaojiugaosuguoni,qianshiwomaizhurouzhuanlaide。qianjitianwokantianqiyubaoshuohuiyoubaoyu,yushiwobiancaixiangkenenghuiyingxiangjiaotong,yushijiuqujiangzhouzuidadenongmaopifashichang,piledianzhurou。”
“meixiangdaoyinweibaoyuchonghuidaolu,zhendeyingxianglejiaotong。zheijitianzhuroujiagebaozhang,wojiuchenjizhuanleyibiqian。woshuodezheixiedoushishishi,niruobuxinkeyiqunongmaoshichangdiaocha。”
fangshuoshuowan,congkoudailinachuledangshijinhuoliuxiadeshoujuhechukudan,fangzailelinfangdemianqian。
linfangnaqilaikanlebanshang,ranhouniutoukanxiangguanyunshuai。
guanyunshuailengxiaoyisheng:“nidangbierensansuixiaohaizini?shoujuhechukudandoushishouxiede,suibianshenmerendounengweizao!”
fangshuochenxialianshuodao:“danjushouxiebujia,keshangmianyeyougongzhang。”
guanyunshuaiyipaizhuozi:“gongzhangyeshikeyiweizaode!”
fangshuoduiyutadewuliqunao,zhenshiyoudianwuyu。weizaogongzhangneikeshifanfadeshiqing,zijichibaolechengdemeishigan,weizaozheizhongdongxiganma?
nandaojiuweileranglinfangxiangxin,zheixieqianlailudoushiguangmingzhengdade?
zheiyangzuoduizijiyoushenmehaochu?
fangshuoyezhidao,guanyunshuaizhisuoyizheimeshuo,wufeijiushixiangranglinfangjuede,zheixieqianlailubuzheng,bingqieyouciduizijishiwang。zheiyangyilai,tajiuyoujikechenle。
zhishizheizhongshouduantaixiaoerkele,fangshuoshenzhidoulandequjiechuanta。
taduilinfangshizhendemeiganqingle,suoyitaaigensheigenshei。
fangshuozhanqilai,dandandeshuodao:“yuqihaowugenjudezaizheilixiachuaimo,buruqunongmaoshichangdiaochayixia!fanzhengwoshuodedoushishihua,nimenaixinbuxin。”
shuowanhua,tazhuanshenjiuzoule。
haiyiweilinfangyaogentashangliangdianshenme,meixiangdaojuranshizheizhongwuliaodeshi,zhenshilangfeishijian。
linfangjianfangshuoshuozoujiuzou,yushiganjinzhanqilaishuodao:“wei,nibiezoua,wohuahaimeishuowanni!”
keshifangshuojiuxiangmeitingdaoyiyang,ziguzidezouchulekafeiting。
gangzoudaodajieshang,jiutingdaoshenhouyourenhanta:“fanglaodi,zhendeshinia!”
fangshuohuiguoshen,zhijianyigetitaiyuanrundezhongnianpangzi,jijimangmangdepaoleguolai。
“hulaoge,zheimeqiao?”fangshuoxiaodao。
zheizhongnianpangzizhengshihuyouren!
“haha,zanmenkezhenyouyuana!gangcaiwojiukandaonile,buguoyinweilideyuan,meiganren。xianzaizhongyuquedingle,shinimeicuoa!”huyourenhehexiaodao。
“fanglaodi,youshijianma?woqingnichidunfan!”
fangshuotuicidao:“hulaogetaikeqile,suhuashuowugongbushoulu,rangniqingwochifan,neiwoduobuhaoyisi。”
“kannishuode!wodehaohaoxiexieni,yaobushiyinweini,wojiunabudaoneiliangbaijinzhudagua!nishibuzhidao,zuihouwoyizhuanshoumaichuqu,zhengleyibeidechajiani!”
fangshuoshixiaodao:“neiyemeizhengduoshaoa!”
qishitongguoxianghulejie,fangshuoyezhidaole,huyourenbujinjinzuonongchanpinfenxiao,tahaizuoqitachanpindefenxiao。zaijiangzhou,tasuanshigebijiaoyouguimodefenxiaoshang。
erbaijinzhudagu,lirunchengsiliangwankuai,erhuyourenjingshoudejiaoyi,tongchangshishijiershiwan,shenzhiwuliushiwandeshumu,duiyuzheidianxiaoqian,tagenbenbuhuifangzaiyanlide。
huyourenyaoleyaotou:“bububu,huabushizheimeshuode。zhengrunizhiqiansuoshuo,zuoshengyibingbujinjinshizhuanqian。womeitingnide,shouzhongmeiyoudunhuo,daozhibenlaiyinggaijineijiachaoshigongdehuo,yanzhongduanque。”
“neijiachaoshidelaoban,hewoyouduoniandejiaoqing。zheiciyaobushini,wojiushixinyutale!zhuanbudaoqianshixiao,shiquyigeduoniandepengyou,neijiushidashile!”
tingdaozheihua,fangshuobuyoudiandiantou。kanyangzitameikancuoren,huyourendequeshigedunhouderen。tahenzhongshirenyurenzhijiandejiaoqing,yehenzhuzhongchengxin。
yushifangshuobuzaituici,diantoudaying:“neixing,wodayingle!”
huyourenwenyandaxi:“taihaole,zhengqiao,wohechaoshideqianlaobanyeyuehaolechifan,zhenghaojieshaonimenrenshi!”
fangshuodiandiantou,biaomianshangbudongshengse。buguo,taxinliquebuyouanxi。neijiachaoshizaitajiafujinyesuanguimohendale,nenggouyongyouzheiyangyijiachaoshi,zheigexingqiandelaobanyinggaiyoudianmendao。
nenggouhezheiyangderenrenshi,zijiderenmaiyededaoletuokuan。zuoshengyizuijiangjiudejiushirenmaiguanxi,qianshitanenggouzuodaozichanqianyi,renmaiguanxiqidaobuxiaodezuoyong。
fangshuoyushishanglehuyourendeche,zaizheigeniandai,nenggouyongyouyiliangsangtanapasate,shizaishuyuyijianhenyoumianzideshiqing。
tongshi,zheiyezhengminglehuyourendeshenjiabudi。
shijifenzhonghou,tamenlaidaolejiangzhoubijiaofuyoushengmingdeqianxidajiudian。zheijiajiudiandangcibusuandi,erqiexiaofeibijiaoheli,jiangzhouyixiezuoshengyideren,douxihuanzaizheiliqingkechifan。
huyourenhaishibijiaoyouxinde,tahaiteyidinghaolebaojian。laidaobaojian,chaoshideqianlaobanyijingdenghouzaineili。kandaohuyouren,talikezhanleqilai:“hulaoban,nilaila!”
tamuguangyizhuan,kandaochenshuozhihou,bingmeiyouliuluchuduodadejingya,diantouyixiaodao:“yo,xiaoxiongdiniyelaila!”
fangshuozhudongshenchushou:“qianlaoban,xinghuixinghui。”
qianlaobanhefangshuowolewoshou:“xiaoxiongdi,nideshiqingwotinghulaobanshuole。nideyuanjianheqianzhanxing,zhenshilingwopeifudehen!”
huyourenbuchongdao:“hezhizheixie,fangxiongdidezhangyi,yeweirenchengsonga!”
qianlaobanxiaodao:“shishishi,shuodemeicuo!”
sanrenyibianshuoxiao,yibianzuolexialai。jiucaishangzhuozhihou,huyourenjifangshuodaomanjiu,ranhouduanqijiubei:“fangxiongdi,zheibeijiu,woxianjingni!zheiciyaobushiyinweini,qianlaobankongpajiuyaogenwojuejiaole!”
shuowanhua,tayiyangbozi,jiangjiuyiyinerjin。
suiranhuyourenshuohuazhibai,keqianlaobanquesihaobujieyi。tahahayixiaodao:“nizheigelaohu,shuodewohaoxiangyouduoxiaoxinyanside。buguohuashuohuilai,dangshiwokeshizhenjiyanle!”
“niyaozhidao,wozuoshengyixianglaijiangjiukoubei。wodechaoshiconglaibuhuiquehuo,suoyifujinjumindouxihuanlaiwozheilimaidongxi。yaoshiwodechaoshiyemaibudaozhurou,neiwodezhaopaikejiuyaozale!”
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