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lingyunliansedabian,ruguoneigenvhaisile,zaijiashangyourenzhirenlingxiao,yijilingxiaozheimeduonianlaidelieji,lingxiaoqiangnvgandezuimingjiuzuoshile。
“**!”jiangxiyueqihuhudezhanqilai。
“**?bububu,zheijiaomoulve,xiangyaochengweirenshangren,jiubixujubeizheiyangdemoulve。”lingguoruiyifuzhidianjiangshandejiashi,huafengyizhuan:
“xianzaiwoxuanbushouhuilingxiaohejiangxiyuezhudeneidongbieshu,lingwai,jiangxiyue,nibabahuibeiheishehuizhemochengshenmeyangzi,wolingjiazaiyebuguanle。”
“ni……”jiangxiyueqideduosuo,tazaojiutingwendajiazuxinhenshoula,meiyourenxing,yiqiantahaibuzenmexiangxin,jinriyijiancaisuanshimingbaile,zheinalishixinhenshoula,nalishimeiyourenxing,fenmingjiushiqinshou!
“bieshengqi,yiqieyouwo。”lingxiaozhuazhujiangxiyuedeshou,weixiaodao。
jiangxiyuebeilingxiaocikedebiaoqingheyanshengaohutule,renjiadouzhunbeiderucichongfen,nimashangjiuyaobeijingchazhuazouzuolaole,zenmehaizheimezixinmanman。
哪来的自信?
“嘭……”
jiuzaizheishi,lingtianturanzhuangmenjinlai,putongpazailedishang,wajiutuleyikouxianxue。
zheiturandebiangubieshuolingjiarenle,raoshilingxiaoyelengleyixia,lingtianbushiqumaidanlema,zenmebeizouchengzheimoyangle。
ranerxiayike,yigemanlianhengroudepangzidaizheyiqunzhuanghanzoujinbaoxiang。
“yo,wozheishibuxiaoxindajiaolelingjiadejiatingjucanma?”pangzijinlaihouyangzhuangjingyadao。
lingguoruijiandaopangzi,lianmangzhanqilaipeixiao:“yuanlaishihuanglaodi,ninzheishi?”
lingjiasuiranshihaomenguizu,andiliyeheheidaoyoudianguanxi,kelingguoruihenqingchu,lingjiashidezuibuqiheishehuide。
eryanqianzheigepangzizhengshiraochengxiongmingyuanbodeheidaodalao——huanghe,shiraochengheidaodewangzhe,huangheyaoshishuojuhua,lingjiarengaobuhaohuiyiyezhijianquanbushenmixiaoshi。
“lingjiarendanzigoufeia,lianwoderenyeganda,lingguorui,wokannishihuoniwaile。”huanghelaleyizhangyizizuoxia,lengshengdao。
lingguoruiyipaizhuozi:“shei?sheidedanzizheimedaganshanghaihuanglaodaderen,jiwozijizhanchulai。”
“wozheibushizhanzhema。”lingxiaodao。
“ni?”lingguoruichadianjiuyaodaoshetou,taxiangguorenhelingjiarendouyoukenengshihuangheshuodeneigeren,quezenmeyemeixiangdaoshilingxiao。
naocanyexuehuiqifuheishehuile?
“shitama?”huanghewenzhaotianlong。
“meicuo,jiushitatibaolewoshijigexiongdidekudang,haiqiangzoulewohexiongdimensishiduowankuaiqian。”zhaotianlongshuodao。
lingjiarenwenyanquanshayanle。
lingxiaozheigenaocanbujindaleren,haidaleshijige,erqiehaiqianglerenjiadeqian?
“bukeneng,zheibukeneng,raochengsuoyourendouzhidaolingxiaoshinaocan,tazenmekenengdarenqiangqianni,bukeneng……”lingtianpaqilaiyaozhetoushuodao。
lingxiaotaishoushanlelingtianyibazhang:“wozijidouchengrenle,nihaihuaiyigedana。”
“nigandawo?”lingtianbaonu。
lingxiaotaishouyoushiyibazhang:“wodanizenmele?”
“我特么……”
啪!
“我跟你拼……”
嘭!
lingxiaoyijiaobalingtianchuaichudalaoyuan。
jiandaozheiyimu,zaiyemeirenganhuaiyizhaotianlongdehuale,nengyijiaochuaifeilingtian,zheikebushiyibandeliliangnengzuodedaode。
“haodanliang!”huanghezhanqishenlai:“yuanyoutouzhaiyouzhu,jiranlingdashaoqinkouchengrenle,neijiubieguaihuangmoubukeqile,lairen,jiwofeilelingjiasuoyourendeshuangtui!”
lingjiarenyitingjile,lingyanqiuyaozheyaedudeyaohe:“lingxiaonigesaobaxing,huoshinichuangde,pingshenmeranglingjiasuoyourentinichengdan,niyaoshigenanrenjiuyitouzhuangsia。”
“lingxiao,yirenzuoshiyirendang,nikuaiguixialaijihuanglaodarencuoa,nixiangbawomendouhaisima?”
“wozaojiushuoguoliuzhelingxiaoshigehuohai,waigongnijiushibuxin,xianzaihaole,womendoubeilingxiaohaicanle。”
“yeye,yeyenikuaixiangbanfaa,wobuxiangbianchengcanjiren,nikuaihehuanglaodashangliangshangliang,rangtadasilingxiao,raolewomenba。”
lingjiarenyigegefenggousidepanyaolingxiao,henbudechilingxiaoderou,helingxiaodexue。
jiangxiyuekanzhelingjiarendechoutai,xinlishanguozhenzhenexin,taturanfaxianlingjiarenshirucidenuoruomeiyouguqi。
fanguanyizhibeilingjiarenpaichidelingxiaohelingyunliangxiongdi,cikeaoranzhanli,weiranbudong,sihaokanbuchuweijudemoyang。
“wokansheigandonglingjiaren。”zheishi,lingshaoxiongbaojinghuilai,xiaozhangdezoujinbaoxiangyaohe。
zoudaohuanghemianqian,lengshengdao:“huanglaodashiba?bumannishuo,wogangcaibaojingle,niyaoshiganpenglingjiarenyigenhanmao,jiudengzhebalaodizuochuanba。”
啪!
huangheyibazhangshanzailingshaoxiongdelianshang:“jiwoda!”
shijigezhuanghanweizhulingshaoxiong,pilipaladejiushiyidunchouzou。
“ting!”huanghehuihuishou,lengxiaozhesaoshibaoxianglisuoyouren:“jiranlingjialaoerbaojingle,neizanmenjiukuaidianbahuoganwan,chuliganjingxianchang,biebeijingchazhuadaobabing。”
lingjiarenwenyanxindouliangle,xinlianmalingshaoxiong**,nitemebaojingjiubaojing,paolaigaosuhuangheganma,nizheibushitixinghuanghesuzhansujuema!
“wozenmeshenglenizheimegechunhuo。”lingguoruizhizhelingshaoxiong,qidechadianbeiguoqiqu,tatanxiyisheng:“jieshua,jintianmingzhongzhudingshilingjiadejieshua,huanglaodanikaigejiaba,zhiyaonibupengwolingjiaren,yaoduoshaoqianwodouji。”
huanghexiaoleqilai,qishitabenlaijiumeidasuanduilingjiarenzenmeyang,zhisuoyishuoxiehehurendehua,buguoshixiangduolesuodianqianeryi。
“linglaoyezijiranzheimeshuangkuai,neiwoyebuzangzheyezhele,woyaolingxiaodeliangtiaotui,zaijia1000wanmeijin,buguofenba?”
“buguofenbuguofen。”lingguoruisonglekouqi,dao:“lingxiaodetuinixiannaqu,zhiyu1000wanmeijin,huitouwojiudadaonindezhanghushang。”
jiangxiyueqidehuhudachuanqi,lingjiarenweilebaozhuzijideshuangtui,jingranzheimeqingyijiubalingxiaomaile,lingyunshuodemeicuo,zheijiushiyiwo**。
lingxiaoquexiaoleqilai,zhuantoukanxianglingguorui:“yeye,jizhu,zheishiwozuihouyicijiaoniyeye,nihuiweijintiandejuedinghouhuide。”
“wohoubuhouhuineishiyihoudeshi,wozhizhidaonideshuangtuijintianbaobuzhule,erqie,nihuizaijianyuliduguoxiabansheng。”lingguoruilengshengdao。
“hao,youninzheijuhua,wojiuzaiyebuqianlingjiashenmele。”lingxiaomianwubiaoqingdao,yanshenbinglengdekanxianghuanghe:“dongshouba!”
“wokansheigan!”lingyundangzailingxiaomianqian。“dage,wotuozhutamen,nidaisaozixianzou。”
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