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“paobinglian？”heajiubuyiweirandao，“paobinglianyouweixian？”
luhuifanwendao：“heduizhang，zuijindezheibangeyue，jinshanweiyidaiyoudaliangguizijianxizaihuodong，zheigebuyongwoduoshuoba？”
“meicuo。”heajiushuodao，“zuotianwomenhaibileliangge。”
luhuidao：“neimenijuede，womenhainengbaoshouzhujinshanweihaifangdemimima？”
“zheige，kongpashihennanle。”heajiuyaotoudao，“guizidejianxizhenshiwukongburu。”
“yejiushishuo，guiziduijinshanweidefangyubushuyijingleruzhizhang。”luhuidianlediantou，youdao，“ruguonishiguizidezhihuiguan，zuijidandehuishishenme？”
“neihaiyongshuo。”heajiubujiasisuodedao，“dangranshishanpaoliandeliumenbufusishanpao！”
luhuichenshengdao：“suoyi，zaidaguimoqiangtandengluzhiqian，guiziyidinghuixiandadiaoshanpaolian！”
“zheiwozhidao。”heajiudiandiantou，youdao，“wentishi，shanpaoliangenwomenbiedongduibutong，guizijianxijueduibukenengshentoujinshanpaolian！”
“nizenmehaimeimingbai？”luhuidao。
“nishishuo……”heajiusongrandao，“maochongwomenbiedongduixiashou？”
“kendingjiushizheiyang！”luhuishuodao，“shuobudingxingdongyijingkaishile！”
zaiyuanlaideneigeshikong，shanpaoliandezheiliumenbufusishanpao，yipaoweifa！zaijinshanweibaoweizhanzhongmeiyoufahuisihaozuoyong！
weishenme？yinweizaoleguizideqixi！chushiweijieshenxiansi！
erqiexijishanpaoliande，jiushijiabanbiedongduideribentewu！
“buxing！”heajiujishengdao，“wodeliketongzhiwangzilong！”
“laibujile。”luhuidao，“xianbushuowangyingzhanghuibuhuixiangxin，jiusuantakenxiangxin，jihebuduizaipaibingqianwanggegepaobingzhendi，zenmezheyedehaojigezhongtou。”
“neizenmeban？”heajiudefangcunyouxieluanle。
luhuichenshengdao：“zhinengzhiwangnimenbiedongduile！”
heajiuzhoumeishuo：“dankaowomenbiedongdui，nengxingme？”
heajiudebiedongduicengjingzaisonghuzhanchangshanggenguizijiaoguoshou，zhidaoguizidelihai，suoyiduicuobaiguizidexingdongquefaxinxin。
luhuishuodao：“guizitewudeshuliangbuhuitaiduo，yinggainengxing！”
“haoba，pinle！”heajiudangjilinlailengshui，jiangbeiyaodaodebiedongduiyuanjijiaoxing。
budaoyikezhong，tanruanzaidideliangbaiduomingbiedongduiyuanjiuqingxingguolai，bingjinjijihe。
heajiujiangliangbaiduomingbiedongduiyuanfenchengleliudui，fentouqianwangshanpaoliandeliuchuzhendi。
buguo，luhuigujishoudangqichongdehaishishewangtang，suoyigenheajiuqinlvyiduirenma，jingzhibenshewangtangerlai，heajiuhaidaishanglebiedongduijinyoudeliangtingjiqiang。
……
shewangtangshiyigexiaoyucun，weiyujinshanweichengdenanbian，jinaihaitang。
shanpaoliandeqizhongyimenbufusishanpao，jiuyinbizaizheigexiaoyucunnei。
youyushibaitian，yucunlimeishenmeren，zhiyoulianggelaodaniangdaizhehaizizaicunkouxianliao，kandaobiedongduiyidaqunrenqichekaiguolai，bianganjinduohuijiali。
paobingliandeguanbingduiyubiedongduiderenyijingfeichangshuxi，yemeizaiyi。
heajiuyemeijiaoraopaobingliandeyisi，yikaijincunzi，bianlikerangshouxiadeduiyuanqiangzhancunkouliangdongkanqilaihaisuanjiangudeshiwu，bingbajinyoudeliangtingjiekeshiqingjiqiangjiadaozheiliangdongshiwudewudingshang，zheiyangjiukeyixingchengjiaochahuoli，fengsuozhujincundeweiyitongdao！
heajiuzhengjingshishangguozhongyangjunxiaode，paibingbuzhentingxiangneimehuishi。
luhuikanlequeshikuxiaobude，wendao：“heduizhang，nizheishiyaoganma？”
“ganma？”heajiujuzhewangyuanjing，yibianguanchadixingyibianhuidadao，“ganguizi！”
“ganguizi？”luhuishuodao，“nizheiyangbushiganguizi，ershidengzhebeixiaoguizigan！”
heajiuwenyanbianlikezhoujinlemeitou，luhuiduitanaizhizhenggebiedongduiyoujiumingzhien，zheishishishi，danzheijuebuyiweizheluhuijiunengduitazhishouhuajiao。
niququyigebaoanduizhang，junxiaodoumeishangguo，donggepidedazhanga？！
zhenglileyixiacuoci，heajiuyongjinliangweiwandeyancishuodao：“xiongdi，wozheimeshuokenenghuishangdaonidezizun，danshidazhanggendandadudouzhenbuyiyang，dandadudouxiongdinishixingjia，danshidazhang……”
“dazhang，yebushinizheimegedafa！”luhuiqueyijingmeiyounaixingenheajiubaichele，yinweiguizidetegongduisuishidoukenengshadao，dangjidaduandao，“guizidezhanshusuyang、huolidouyuanzainimenbiedongduizhishang，gentamendazhendizhanneishizhaosi！”
heajiuzhoumeishuodao：“neinishuozazheng？”
“fuji！”luhuidao，“weishenmebudafuji？”
“fuji？”heajiushenrandao，“cunwaiquandoushikaikuodixing，zenmedafuji？”
“woyoushuozaiwaimiandafujima？”luhuizhilezhishewangtangcun，youdao，“woshuodeshi，zaicunli，daguiziyigefuji！”
“cunli？”heajiumangrandao，“cunziliyenengdafuji？”
heajiuzaizhongyangjunxiaodushushi，haizhenmeixueguochengshifujizhan。
luhuizailandegenheajiufeihua，jingzhixiangbiedongduixiadamingling。
“kanzixile，shewangtangcunjiuzhiyouyitiaonanbeixiangdexiaoxiangzi！”
“diyixiaozu，quxiangzidongbian，gezixunzhaoyinbideshejiwei，womeikaiqiangzhiqiansheiyebuxubaolu，woyikaiqiangjiuhuoliquankai！fengsuozhuxiangzi！”
“dierxiaozu，quxiangzixibian！”
“jiqiangyizu，maifuzaicunkou，zhandoudaxianglikefengsuoxiangkou！”
“jiqiangerzu，daocunweimaifu，zhandoudaxiangzhihoufengsuoxiangwei！”
jigexiaozuzhangmianmianxiangqu，kankanluhui，youkankanheajiu。
luhuidanudao：“nimenhailengzheganma？haibukuaiqu！”
heajiuzhinengdiantou，jigexiaozuzhangganjinliuzhidaji。
jifenzhongzhihou，biedongduisanshiduohaorenbianmaifuhaole。
heajiugenzheluhuimaifuzaicunkoudeyidongmaocaowuli，xiaoshengwendao：“xiongdi，nizheifazinengxingma？wokegennishuo，guizibinixiangxiangzhonghaiyaoxiongcan！haiyaojiaohua！”
luhuishenrandao：“xinghuozhebuxing，denghuinijiuzhidaole。”
heajiubeiyegebansi，dangxiaqidebuzaiduoshuoshenmele。
dengledayueshijifenzhong，yuanyuandehuranjianchuanlaiche**。
heajiujitaitoukanshi，biankandaodayuewushige“biedongduiyuan”kuazheyangche，shunzhedalu，dayaodabaidexiangzheshewangtangcunkaileguolai。
heajiudeyikexinbianlikexuanleqilai！
huitoukan，luhuilianshangquemeirenhebiaoqing。
piepiezui，heajiuxincunnigebaoanduizhanghaitingchendezhuqi！
buyihui，datoudeguizijianxiyijingqizheyangchedaolecunkou，touguomaocaofeng，heajiushenzhikeyikanqingchuguizidepeiqiang，shichongfengqiang！bogemanchongfengqiang！
shaneijian，heajiushouxinbianqinchulenghan！
zaihuitou，luhuilianshanghaishihaowubiaoqing！
zheishihou，heajiushizhendanxinxiaoguizihuilaijianchakantamenzangshendemaocaowu！
tamensuiranzangdehenhao，danruguoguizizhendeshangqianjiancha，haishinengfaxiande！
danhaozai，guizimingxianshijizheganwangcunweidepaobingzhendi，meiyoupianketingdun，jiuqizheyangchejingzhichuangjinlecunlijinyoudeneitiaoxiaoxiangzi。
zhuanyanjian，wushilaigeguiziyijingquanbujinruxiangzi。
jiuzaizuihouyigeguizijianxijinruxiangkoudeyishanei，luhuibianhaobuyouyudejuqishouzhongdemaoseshouqiang，shuaishoujiushiyiqiang，zhitingbadeyisheng，luozaizuihoudeneigeguizijianxilikehounaozhongdan，yishengbuhangdecongcheshangyitoudaozaixialai。
xiayike，maifuzaicunlidesanshiduomingbiedongduiyuanbiantongshicongzangshenchutiaoqishen，duanzheyijingjiebohaoqiangtaodemaoseshouqiang，duizhexiangzimengliekaihuo！
maoseshouqiangdehuolihaishihenmengde，guanjianhainenglianfa，genchongfengqianghaowuerzhi！
sanshiduozhimaoseshouqiangtongshikaihuo，likegouzhuchengyizhanghaowusijiaodehuoliwang，jiangbingbukuanchangdexiaoxiangsuodeyanyanmimi！
mianduirucixiongcan、mijidehuoli，chuangruxiangzidewushilaigeguizishunjianmengquan！
guizidedanbingsuyangzaizenmeyouxiu，zhuangbeizaizenmehao，dangtamenluoruxianjingshi，qibiaoxianyejuebuhuibimianyangqiangchuduoshao！
zhuanyanjian，wushilaigeguizijianxijiubeiluodaoledaban。
shengxiadeshijigeguizijianxibianlikefenchengliangbo，fentouxiangcunkouhaiyoucunweicanghuangtaocuan，quebeishixianmaifuzaicunkouhaiyoucunweidejiqiangjiduhuilai。
buyihui，wushilaigeguizijiuquanbubeiluodao，yigelouwangdedoumei！
zhandoujieshu，kanzhexiangzilihengqishuba、tangleyidideguizishiti，heajiushale。
wushiduogezhuangbeijingliangdexiaoguizi，jiuzheiyangbeitamenkanguaqiecaiyibanqingyigandiaole？
haobanshang，heajiucaiyoudiaozhenghaoxinqing，duiluhuishuo：“xiongdi，nizhenzhishigebaoanduizhang？”
luhuidandanyixiao，wendao：“nijuedeni？”
“buxiang。”heajiushuodao，“ququyigebaoanduizhang，zakenengdongzheimeduo？”
luhuibianchelecheshenshangdebaoanduizhifu，danranshuodao：“wangjishuole，birenguiguozhiqian，cengzaimeiguoxidianjunxiaoshenzao！”
luhuiwuyixianbai，erqietagenbenjiuburenwei，xidianjunxiaochushenshiyijianzhidexuanyaodeshi。
luhuitiqizheige，zhishiweileshuofuheajiu，rangtabangzhuzijijinkuaijieguanjinshanweifangwu！
yijinshanweixianyoubingli，yaoxiangchengguoliangtian，jiubixuliyonghaoliangdian，yishiguizimeijingyan，ershitaluhuidezhanshuzhihui！
“shenme？xidianjunxiao？！”heajiuwenyanxianshiyileng，suijihuangran，“wojiushuoma，ququyigebaoanduizhangzakenengma，jiranshixidianjunxiaobiyede，neijiunanguaile。”
dunledun，heajiuyoudao：“duile，niweishenmemeiqushuijingzongtuanna？”
“zheigeshuolaijiuhuazhangle。”luhuitanletanshou，yifubuyuanyiduoshuodeyangzi。
luhuibingmeiyouxinkouhuzhou，tazheijuquqiaodeyuanzhurenhaizhenjiushixidianjunxiaobiyede，zhiyuweishenmemeiyouqushuijingzongtuan，queshiyinweidezuilesongjiahaiyoukongjia！
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