《zhongshengzhilongshenwangxu》zhongdelongfanyewanshihenyouquderenwu，zuoweiyibudoushishenghuofenggexiaoshuobeishanzhonggulangmiaoshudefeichangshengdong，kanderenhenguoyin，《zhongshengzhilongshenwangxu》jiangshudeneirongshi：“lxiansheng，zengjiazhi500wandiwangyuyizun，zhuyelaoyezifurudonghai，shoubinanshan！”zheixia，renqunbaolieyiyangfeiteng，chadianerbafangdingdouxianfanle。“……
第2章
咚咚咚——
qiaomenshengdapolechenmo，zhanglidenglelongfanyiyan，rangtaqukaimen。
“......nizenmehaizaizhei？”
menwaizhanzhedeshiyigedaizhejinsiyanjingdenanren，yishenmingpaixizhuanglingdai，shoulihaipengzheyishuhua，kanzherenmogouyangde。
takanjiankaimendelongfanyileng，hencuoe。
longfanbatarangjinlai，budongshengsedidaliangzheta。
nanrenyedaliangzhelongfan，zheishazijintianzenmeyoudianbuyiyang？
“linshaoye，nilaile，kuaiqingzuo。”
zhanglikanjiantamashangxixiaoyankai，heduilongfanwanquanshilianggetaidu。
tajiushilinzhihao，linjiadashao，linshifangchandezongjingli，yizhichuixianzheyewan，conglaimeibalongfanfangzaiyanliguo，jiusuanyewanyijingjiehunletayesantianliangtouwangyejiapao。
linzhihaodeyanjingjiumeilikaiyewanshenshang，zheixuebaidebozi，fengmandexiongfu，xianxideyao，bizhidetui，taiyourenle，tabixudegaoshangchuangwangetongkuai。
zheimegedameirengenlegeshazi，zheishizuidadelangfeia！
yewanbeikandehenbushufu，xiayishidikaoxianglongfan，kelongfanlianzijidoubaohubule，youzenmebaohuta？xiangdaozhei，yewanxinlifanqiyizhensuanchu。
“bieneimeweisuodidingzhewolaopo。”xiangbudao，longfanzhudongdangzailetashenqian，haiyidianermianzibuliudishuo。
qishizheiyijingsuankeqide，ruguotahaishilongshen，linzhihaoxianzaiyijingsile。
“你说谁猥琐？！”
linzhihaodanu，zheishazipingshidabuhaishoumabuhaikou，jintianjingranhaiganmata，fanle！
yewanhezhangliyeyileng，longfanzheishizenmele，pingshitaweiweinuonuo，zaiwairenmianqianyizhiliandaqidoubuganchudea。
“wolaopobuxihuanbeinikan，balianzhuanguoqu。”longfanshuo。
he，nilaopo？womashangjiudanizheishazidelian，yihouyewanjiubuzaishinilaopole，linzhihaodexinlilengxiao，bucuo，tajintianshangmenshilaiqiuhunde。
tameililongfan，danxiguidi，bashoulidemeiguipengjiyewan，haiyouyimeizuyoushikeladezuanjie。
“waner，wojintianqishishilaixiangniqiuhunde，jiajiwoba。zheishiwojinideqiuhunliwu，xihuanme？”
tajiushiyaodangzhelongfandemianqiuhun，yaoyingyigeshazi，tayirufanzhang。
“waner，nikuaidayinga！lengzheganshenme？！”zhanglijidongdicuizhe。
taqianqiyewandeyushou，zhunbeijiyewandaishang，meiyouyigenvrennengdangdezhuzuanjiedeyouhuo，zheixiayewankendingnengbeinaxiale......
danyewanbashouchoulehuiqu，yaoleyaotou。
“linshaowobunengdayingni，woyijingyouzhangfule。”
“waner，nibuyongyoudaodedejiasuo，wozhidaonibuxihuanlongfan，wohuibangnilihunde。”
“wobuxihuanlongfan，yebuxihuanni，duibuqi。”
zhanglijimangshuo：“shayatounifengle！linshaotiaojianzheimeyouxiu，nigentahoubanbeizijiunengchixianghelale！”
“ma，wozheiyibeizijiuhelongfanguole，buhuizaixuanbiedenanren。”
tingdaozheihua，linzhihaoxiangshibeihenhenchouleyibazhang，yanjingdouyixiazihongle。
yewanjingranningyuanxuanneishazidoubuxuanta，nandaotahaiburuyigeshazi？！
“yewan，wozhidaonigongsizijinzhouzhuanyouwenti，zhiyaonijiajiwo，linshifangchanmashangjiunengjinizhuzi。”
“linshao，wobuxihuanni，gengbukenengweiqianjiajinia。”
“nifangpi，nizenmenengbuxihuanwo？！nibixudegenwo！”
linzhihaodezizunxinshoudaojidadecuozhe，congxiaodaoda，tayeshaoyizhixiangyaoshenmejiunengdedaoshenme，weishenmezheigeyewanningyuanxuanshaziyebuxuanta？！
tafengleyiyangchongyewanhuiquan，hedeyewanliansecanbai。
咔咔——！
liangshengqingcuidecuoweishengzhong，linzhihaocanjiaozhe，huichulaidequantoubeilongfanyibajiezhuniutuojiu，tazheisanquanliangtuizailongshenyanligentiaowuside。
“shazi，niganma，fangkaiwo！a！”
gangmayisheng，linzhihaojiaodegengcanle，longfancaizhetadebei，zhuaizhetadegebo，xiangshihuoshengshengbatadegebozhuaixialaiside。
linzhihaocuoluanle，zheishazipingshizhiyouaidadefenera，jintianzenmegandongshoule？
“dui，woshigeshazi。”longfanyouxiandixiaozheshuo，“shazisharenbufanfa。”
“bie，bieluanlai，youhuahaoshuo，fang，fanglewo，wozijigun。”
gangcaihaibukeyishi，xiangyaodalianlongfandelinzhihao，zheixiashizhendexule。longfandeshouxiangshitieqingqianyiyang，tajingranzenmeyezhengtuobule。
longfanhuaiyitagengangcaizheishentideyuanzhubeitouhedeshiyouguan，zhengxiangpanwen，yewanjiudanxindiquanzhe。
“kuaifangleta，womendezuibuqilinjia。”
“zuoniea，shazi，nikuaisongkailinshaoye！”zhangliyejidedama。
longfanzhinengxiansongkaileta，taxiangtiaogouyiyangliangundaipaliudaolemenwai。
“jintianzheishiermeiwan！yewan，nijiajiwoyedejia，bujiayedejia！santianzhihouwojuxinghunyan，ruguonibuchuxian，wohuirangyeshigongsicongqiuchengxiaoshi！”
rengxiazheijuhua，kanzhelongfanniezhequantouguolaile，tameimingditaopao。
jintiandeshidequemeiwan，huchenghebiandeshi，longfanyidinghuichaqingchu。
longfanshihuai，guyizhanzaimenkouduojiao，jiazhuangzhuichulaile，meiyihuierlouxiajiuchuanlaidongxigunluodeshengyin，linzhihaohantengdeshengyinhejiaomasheng。linzhihaopadeyaosi，jiaodiyihuajingranzhijiegunlexiaqu，tazheibeizidoumeizheimelangbeiguo。
kangoulerenao，longfanhuitoujinwu，wulilianggenvrenquekanmoshengrenyiyangkanzheta。
“我脸上脏了？”
“bububu，wozhishijuedeninalibuyiyangle。”
yewanshuobushanglai，mingmingzhangdeyimoyiyang，kejiushihezhiqianneigechichishashadelongfanbutongle。
longfansonglesongjian：“neinimanmankan，woquzuofanle。”
kanzhetadebeiying，yewanhuranmingbaiguolai，wenzhangli：“ma，tashibushibushale？tahuijiwomenzuofanle。”
yixiangqibeiqizoudelinzhihao，zhanglijiumeihaoqi。
“woquezheiyidunfanme？woquezheishikeladedazuanjie！nvera，ninaozizhendeyouwenti，dangchulongjiahaisuankeyicaijinizhifuweihunde，houlailongzhanfuqiliangsile，longjiayixiazijiumeiluole，nihaifeiyaojiajizheishazi。zheishazishenmeshihoucainijinimaishangshikeladezuanjiea？！”
longfantingzheshengyinyuelaiyuejin，zhidaozhanglishiguyizouguolaishuojitatingde，dantagenbenbuzaihu。
十克拉很大么？
buzhishibushiyinweineizuanjie，chifandeshihouyewanyizhimenmenbule，zhanglizeyizhiniantaozhetaneidazuanjie。
“nixihuanzuanjieme？wozaifeizhouyougezuanshikuang，xiaciworangrenjiniwayige。”
“hehe，nikan，tazheibuhaishishademe，erqiehaixuehuichuiniule。”zhanglifanzhebaiyan，meihaoqidishuo。
yewankuxiaobude，guoran，qijibuhuifasheng，longfanmeiyouhaoqilai。
“我真的有。”
buguanlongfanzenmejieshi，zhangliheyewandoubuxiangxin，haijuedetazaihujiaomanchan，yewanmeibanfa，zhinengshuo：“wozhishizaixianggongsirongzideshi。”
linshijingyingbushan，zijinduanlian，quekouliangbaiwan，ruguorongbudaozheibiqian，gongsizhinengdaobile。linzhihaojiushiliyonglezheidianlaibita。
zhanglichaonongta，qiaoqiaotadefanwan：“shazi，ninongliangbaiwanlaibei。”
“xing，mingtianwojiyewansongguoqu。”
tahuidadegancui，chilezhangliyigedabaiyan。zhangliyuekantayuelaiqi，suoxingbafanwanqiangzouburangtachile。
zhanglizuomengyexiangbudao，longfanzhendeyouliangbaiwan。tamingxiadelongshenkali，liangbaiwanzhishilingtoudelingtou。
wanshang，longfantangzaishafashangfanlaifuqushuibuzhe，zheishitayongzheijushentishenghuodediyitian。tacongxiaojiutianfuyibing，yizhijiuhuozaiwanrenzhishang，jintiancaizhidaoyuanlaibeibierenkanbuqishizheizhongziwei，guaiqiguaide，yeguaikexiaode。
diertianlongfanqilegedazao，quqiuchengyinxingquqian。
longshenkasuirangentadeshitiyiqizhuiruhantanle，kekahaotahaijide，zaizidongqukuanjilishurukahaohemimajiunengquqian。
longshenkahaolongfannengdaobeiruliu，tashurulekahao，ranhoushuruliuweimima。
huran，shenhoudebolimenkadiyishengzidongshangsuo，longfanzhuanshentuimenyijingchubuqule，zheishizenmehuishi？
嘟嘟嘟——！
cierdejingbaoshengshunjianxiangqi，zheneryulong！
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