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bushitazangsi，zheizhongchuyizhangdafuqueshixuebulai，dangshiyezhiyoutaqingmudijunyirennengyong。
“哦！”
zhangdafulianshangshiwangzhisegengjianongyule，buguoyebuhaoshuoshenme，momodetuidaoleyibian。
“qinyisheng，zhouhaiyouma？”
linzhiyuanzaicijuqishouzhongdewanwendao。
“linxiansheng，yijingmeiyoule！”
qinhaodongshuodao。tazhuzhoushiyijingjialeliang，meixiangdaohaishizheimekuaibeichiguangle。
linzhiyuanyishidaoqinhaodonghaimeiyouchi，buyoulaolianyihong。
zheishi，xiaojiahuopaizheyuangungundedupishuodao：“shenyidashu，nizuodezhoutaihaochile，tangtanghaimeiyouchigouni！”
qinhaodongshuodao：“tangtangdebingganghao，yicibunengchitaiduo，dengyihoudashuzaijinizuo！”
“neihaoba！”xiaojiahuoyoushuodao，“shenyidashu，ninengsongwoqushangyoueryuanma？”
“jintianbuxing，dengxiadashuhaiyoushiyaoban，mingtianzaisongniquyoueryuanhaoma？”
qinhaodongqueshiyoushiyaoban，shuohaoleyaozuotangtangdegandie，nverdiyicikaikoujiaobabazenmedouyaoyounadechushoudeliwu，zheiyeshitayizhimeiyoukaikourengannverdeyuanyin，dengxiatayaochuquzhunbeiliwu。
“neihaoba，shenyidashushuohuayaosuanshu，womenlagou！”
xiaojiahuoshuozheshenchu**dexiaoshouzhi，yougenqinhaodonggoulegou。
chiguolezaofan，linmomodaizhetangtangquyoueryuan，qinhaodongyelikailelinjia。
jintiantangtangfashaojitatileyigexing，xiaohaizitizhiruorongyishengbing，gaibianzheizhongqingkuangzuihaodebanfajiushifamaoxisui，suoyitayaosongtangtangyikexisuidan。
lianzhixisuidanduiyutalaishuozaijiandanbuguo，yaozuodejiushibayaocaicouqi。likailinjiazhihou，talaidaoweiyujiangnanshixijiaodeyaocaishichang。
shichanghenda，zoujindamenhouyoujinlianggonglizhangdexiaotanwei，ranhoushiyigejudadeyaocaipifacheng。
pifachenglimiandoushixieguimojiaodadeyaocaipifashang，yaocaidepinzhixiangduigaoxie，jiaqianziranyegenggui。
erwaimiandetanweidoushifujindeyaonongcongshanlicaizhaideyaocai，baizaizheilijiaomai，jiagexiangduibianyiyixie，danyeyulonghunza，henrongyimaidaojiayao。
qinhaodongziranbuxuyaodanxinzheixie，zuoweixiuzhenzhetaduilingqifeichangmingan，zhixukanshangyiyanjiunengfenbianchuyaocaidezhenjiahenianfen。
peizhixisuidan，zuizhuyaodeliangweiyaoshishangbainiannianfendeheshouwuherencan。
tayanzhewaimiandetanweimanmanxianglizouzhe，xingzouguobanyijiuyiwusuohuo，bijingzheigeshidaiyeshengyaocaishizaishitaishaole，gengbuyaoshuoshangbainiannianfendezhenpin。
yanjianzhelingsantanweijiuyaozoudaojintou，turanqinhaodongyanqianyiliang，zaiyichutanweishangzhongyufaxianleyizhushangbainiannianfendeheshouwu。
tanzhushigesishisuizuoyoudezhongniannanren，zaizhuduodetanweizhongkanqilaifeichangzhayan。xianzaizhengshijiangnandeshengxiashijie，qitatanweidezhurendouchuanzhejishao，youdeshenzhidazhechibo，ketaquezhangyizhangku，wudeyanyanshishi，fangfoshengpazheliangyiban。
jibianzheiyang，zhongniannanrendeliansehaitouzhecangbai，jingshenweidun。
“laoban，zheigezenmemai？”qinhaodongzhizhetanzhujiaoxiadebainianheshouwuwendao。
tingdaoyoushengyishangmen，tanzhusuanshiyoulejifenjingshen，zhengdalexiaoyanjingshuodao：“zheishishanglenianfendeheshouwu，yaoliangwankuai！”
“liangwan？”qinhaodongyiliandejingyashense，suihoushuodao，“laoban，nizheijiagetaiguiledianerba？”
qishitaganggangjingyadeshilaobanmaidetaibianyile，anzhengchangdeshichangxingqing，shangbainiannianfendeheshouwuzenmeyeyaomaishiwankuaiqianyishang，kanyangzizhongnianrenzhizhidaozheizhuheshouwuyouxienianfen，danbingbuzhidaoyijingdadaobainian。
tanzhushuodao：“zheishichunyeshengdeheshouwu，wocongdashanliwachulaide，zhishaoyeyousiwushinianle，liangwankuaiqianyidianerdoubugui。”
guoran，tanzhubingbuzhidaozheizhuheshouwudejiazhi。
zuoweiyigexiandaisiyouqingnian，nengzhuanbianyidedangranbuhuichikui，qinhaodongshuodao：“nizheizhuheshouwupinxiangbingbuhao，kanyangziyebailehenzhangshijianle，yibanrenbuhuimaide，zheiyangba，yiwankuai，bunengzaiduole。”
tanzhuyouyuleyixia，zheizhuheshouwusuiranyouxienianfen，danqueshibubeirenkanhao，tazaizheilibaileyigeduoyueyemeiyoumaichuqu。
“haoba，yiwankuainaqu。”
摊主最后决定道。
bijingtamenzheizhongsanhutanweitaiguideyaocaibuhaomai，youqianrendoudaopifachenglimianqule，zaizheilidoupamaidaojiahuo。
“好！”
qinhaodongxinzhongyixi，youlezheizhubainianheshouwusuanshijiejueleyiweizhuyao。
tajieguoyaocaishenshouxiangkoudaiyimo，taochulaishiliansedunshigangaqilai，shouxinzhiyouyimeiyiyuandeyingbi。
cishitacaiyishidaoyijingbushixiuzhenjiefukediguodeqingmudijunle，qianshenliuxiadecaichanjiushengxiazheimeduo。
“zenmele？”jiantashenqingyiyang，tanzhukanleguolai。
“neige……nengyikuaiqianmaijiwoma？”
qinhaodongjuzheshouxinneimeiyingbiwendao。
kandaotashoulideneimeiyingbi，tanzhuchadianyigegentouzaidaozaidishang，jianguokoumende，meijianguozheimekoumenerde。
“nishibushiyoubing？yiwankuaiqiandeyaocainiyaohuayikuaiqianmai，wokannibushilaimaiyaoershichengxindaoluande，gankuaijiwozou，buranwojiaojingchale。”
tanzhushuozheyibaduoguoqinhaodongshoulidebainianheshouwu。
“woshimeidaiqian，buguowoganjueniyinggaibatamaijiwo。”
qinhaodongkanzhetanzhushuodao。
“nishibushimeishuixing？”tanzhunushizheqinhaodong，“zheizhuheshouwukeshiyounianfende，zhishaoyeyaoshangwankuai，niyikuaiqianjiuyaomai，wokannidenaodaizhenshiyoubing。
gankuaihuijiachiyaoquba，yihoubuchiyaobiesuibianchumen。”
qinhaodongdandandeshuodao：“bushiwoyoubing，ershiniyoubing。”
“nicaiyoubing，nimenquanjiadouyoubing。”tanzhuchedibeijinule。
“buyaoshengqi，woshizhendexiangmaizheizhuheshouwu！”qinhaodongyundanfengqingdeshuodao，“wosuiranmeiqiandanquebushidaoluande，xinbuxindengxianiyidinghuixinganqingyuandemaijiwo，shenzhihaiyaomianfeizengsong。”
“mianfeizengsong？nishuomenghuaniba？”
tanzhunujierxiao，xiangkanjingshenbingyiyangkanzheqinhaodong。zaitakanlaizheijiahuojiushinaocan，chulaimaidongxibudaiqianbushuo，hairenweizijihuimianfeizengsong，zijiyoumeifeng，ganmamianfeisongjini？
qinhaodongyilianwanweidekanzhetanzhushuodao：“nizuijinshibushiweihanpaleng，yaoxisuanruan？”
tanzhuweiweiyileng，buguosuihouyoushiranle，zhenggeyaocaishichangjiushuzijichuandezuiduo，kanchuweihanpalengyebuqiguai。
keshizheigenianqingrenjiexialaidehuaquerangtadachiyijing，“ruguowomeikancuodehua，nizheigezhengzhuangchuxiandayuelianggeyuezuoyou，zongtibiaoxianweiweihanpaleng、yaoxisuanruan、sizhiwuli，zheixiedoushiciyaode，zuizhuyaodeshinizuijinqixutiruo，daozhifuqimaodunbuduan，duibudui？”
tanzhuzheixiabeijingdaile，ruguoqinhaodongzhishishuochuzheixieshentizhengzhuanghaikenengshimengde，danlianggeyuedeshijianjueduibushisuisuibianbianjiunengmengzhongde。
haiyouqixutiruozheijianshi，chulezijihelaopozhiwaiqitarenbingbuzhidao，zheinianqingrenquesuisuibianbianshuolechulai，kanyangzihenbujiandan。
“nishizenmezhidaode？”tachayidewendao。
“woshiyimingzhongyi，dangranshikanchulaide。”qinhaodongdandandeshuodao，“wohaikanchunishengbingzhiqianquguoyigefeichangyinhandedifang，congneiyihoujiuyoulezheizhongbingzheng，duibudui？”
tanzhudeshenqinggengjiadaizhile，xiangtamenzheizhongcaiyaorenpingshijingchangsichuluanzou，shenshandazenalidouqu。
youyicitaquleyigexiaoshangu，neilihenqiguai，mingmingyijingguoledongtiandanqueyanhancigu，suirantacaileyizhuyaocaijiugankuaituilechulai，dancongneiyihoujiudelezheizhongguaibing。buguozheizhongshitasheidoumeishuo，yanqianzheirenzenmezhidaode？
“zenme，woshuodebuduima？”kanzhetanzhudeshenqing，qinhaodongjiuzhidaozijimeiyoushuocuo，yilianwanxideshuodao，“ruguowoshuodebudui，neizheiyaocaiwobuyaole，xianzaizhuanshenjiuzou，buguonikeshiquleyigeweiyizhihaodejihui，kenengjiuciyaorugongsihouhuangshangle，kebieguaiwomeitixingni……”
“bie……biezou，xiaoxiongdi，biezou！”
tanzhuyibalazhuleqinhaodong，tingshuozijidebingnengzhihao，jiqiedewendao：“xiaoxiongdi，nizhendenengzhiwodebingma？”
duiyuyigenanrenlaishuo，meiyoushenmebikandejianlaopoquechibuzhegengbeicanle。
tazheixieniancaiyaozhuanleyixieqian，ganggangquleyigexiaoshijisuidelaopo，yuanbenliangrenshenghuoyesuanxingfuhexie，zicongneicihuilaijiubianchenglexianzaizheiyang，gaodelaopogesanchawujiugentachaoyijia，zhaozheiyangxiaqujibianbulihunjulibeibeipanyebuyuanle。
tazheiduanshijianyechilehenduoyao，kanlehenduoyisheng，danyidianerxiaoguoyemeiyou，shenzhiyourenquantagancuiqiele……
meixiangdaojintiansuibianyudaoyigemaidongxidenianqingren，budanyikoushuochuletadezhengzhuang，haishuonenggouzhiliao，zheirangtajianzhiwufaxiangxin。
qinhaodongshuodao：“wojirenzhibingshikanyuanfende，nikeyixuanzexinyekeyibuxin，wobuqiangponi，buguojiranwonengkanchulai，ziranjiuyoubanfazhiliao。”
“woxin！woxin！”tanzhuzhuazhuqinhaodongdegebo，jiuyouruzhuazhuyigenjiumingdaocao，lianlianshuodao，“zhiyaoxiaoxiongdinengzhihaowodebing，bieshuozheizhuheshouwu，zheilidesuoyouyaocaiquanbudoujini。”
qinhaodongshuodao：“ruguowomeicaicuo，niqudeneigedifangshigejiyinzhidi，neilideyinqitaizhong，xingkuinidaideshijianduan，ruguozhangyidianhenkenengxiaomingdoudiule，jibianzheiyangyeyanzhongkuikongleshenyang，ruguobujishizhiliaokongpazhiyouliangnianhaohuo。”
“neizenmebana？xiaoxiongdi，niyidingyaojiuwo，huaduoshaoqiandouxing！”tanzhujianqinhaodongshuodesisirukou，hedelianseyuefadecangbai。
“buyaojinzhang，zhiyaozhaodaolebingyin，zheizhongbinghaishihenhaozhide。”qinhaodongshuozhecongkoudailimochuzhendai，“zhiyaojinizhashangliangzhenjiunenghao！”
“zhende？”tanzhuhaishiyouxiewufaxiangxin，tazheibiankeshikanlehenduomingyi，huafeijudayemeinengzhihao。
“shizhenshijiashiyixiabujiuzhidaole，woyoumeiyaoniqian。”
qinhaodongwanquanshikanzaineizhubainianheshouwudemianzishangcainaizhexingzijizheirenzhibing，buranyitaqingmudijundexinggebiranzhuanshenjiuzoule。
tanzhuxianglexiangyequeshishizheigedaoli，neizhuheshouwuhaizaizijishouli，zhibuhaoyejiushiaijizhen，youmeiyouduoshaosunshi，ruguozhihaolejiukeyihuanhuihoubanshengdexingfu。
xiangdaozheilitashuodao：“neihao，woyuanyishiyishi。”
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