xiaoshuozhurengongshiguchaomuzhanyunxiaodexiaoshuojiao《zhanshaozhuiqilumanman》，tadezuozheshiminglisuobianxiedehaomenzongcaifenggedexiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：chuxiangjian，tahaoqiganyundexunuohuiduitafuze，jieguodiertianquexiaoshiwuzong。liunianhou，taxieyishuanglongfengtaiqiangshiguilai，quebeirenduzaiheianzoulang，nanrenxiaoyiweixian：“baobei，wolaizhaonifuze。”benyiweizijizhongyubaodemeirengui，jieguogezhonglantaohuajiezhongerlai，mourenmeitiandouzaipengcukuanghuan。“diedi，guominyingdigongkaixiangmamibiaobaile！”“quanwangfengsha！”“diedi，nidesiduitougenmamiqiuhunle！”“quanqiuzhuisha！”“diedi，youwugechaoshuaideshushushuoyaodaimamihewomenhuijia！”mourendunshibaozou：“wodaoni？......
shenyingdoubeiheleyitiao，lianmangdishengduiguchaomuquandao：
“nizheihaizi，weilezheidianxiaoshigennibadingshenmezui？gankuaigennibarencuo，dayingtajiushile。”
“pingshenmeyaowomamirencuo？tacuoshenmele？”yipangdeguxingchenzhongyurenwukerenkaikou。
“zheifengongzuoshiwomamipingzijideshilihuodede，nimenzijinvershilitaicha，renjiagongsixuanzelewomami，nimenqueguaiwomamibugaitaiyouxiule？zheishichengnianrengaiyoudeluojima？”
guxingchenbenlaihaixiangshuonimenshibushiguangzhangsuishubuzhangzhishang。
danshikanzaizheilianggerendouyibanianjile，shuolepatamenxinzangchengshoubule，tahaishishanliangdexuanzelekouxialiuqing。
gujiangchaomeixiangdaoyigexiaoyatoupianzijingranyegandingzhuangziji，dunjuebeimaofan，nuchidao：
“darenshuohuaniyigexiaohaiyoushenmechazuidefen？shenmejiaoyang！”
“womamiduiwodejiaoyangshiyaodonglimao，jiangdaoli，fanshiyilifuren，keshinimengangcaidehuaquemeiyoubangelizi，woyoushenmeshuobude？”guxingchensihaobuweijudehaizui。
gujiangchaoqideliansetieqing：“ni……ni！guchaomu，nikankannijiaochudeshenmenver！”
baobeinverdeweihurangguchaomudexinweiweihuinuan，tayibajiangxingxinghuzaihuaili，fanwendao：“ba，nandaoxingxingyounalishuocuolema？”
“nijingranhaibujuedecuo！nizenmehuibianchenglezheiyang？zisizili，weihunshengzi，wogujiazenmehuiyangchunizheizhongbuzhilianchidedongxi！”gujiangchaotongxinjishoudechimadao。
guxingchenbenlaikanzaiguchaomudemianzishangshizhongrenzhepiqi，danshimeixiangdaogujiangchaojingranbianbenjializheimematadeqinqinmami，tashunjianjiubuleyile。
guannishenmetianwanglaozitayezhaoduibuwu！
guxingchenzhengkaiguchaomudeshou，dengxianggujiangchaokaiduidao：
“shenmejiaobuzhilianchi？nimenzhangzhezhangbeishenfenbiwomamibagongzuorangjigunuannuancaijiaobuzhilianchi！”
“dangnianqiangzouwomamideshejitujigunuannuan，biwomamifangqimengxiangcaijiaobuzhilianchi！”
“womamiweihunshengzizenmele？tashengwoyangwohuademeiyifenqiandoushitazijizhuanlaide，conglaimeiyoukaoguorenheren，gengmeiyoukaoguonimen！”
“tajianqiangdulizixinmeili，zaiwoxinlitajiushiduyiwuerdenvshen，woweitajiaoao，nimensheidoumeiyouzigemata！”
“dangniannimenhenxinbagangchengniandemamiganchujia，youkaolvguotagushenzaiwaiyaozenmeshenghuo，shibushihuiyudaoweixianma？tachikushouweiqudeshihounimenyouzainali？”
“nimenzheimeduonianduiwomamibuwenbuwen，xianzaitayihuilai，nimenmeiyouguanxintayijujiusuanle，fanermanbujianglideyaoqiangzoutadegongzuojinimendenver，youduiwomamihengmeishuyan，eyanxiangjia，zhenshibuyaolian！”
suoyourendoubeiguxingchenzheilianzhupaoyibandexiliyancijijingdaile，zhenggecantingyaquewusheng。
gujiangchaogengshinuhuogongxin，xinzangbingdouchadianqifanle。
dangjixiangyebuxiangyangshoujiuchaoguxingchenlianshangshanqu！
guchaomuxunsuzhanqishen，yibalanzhugujiangchao，“ba！xingxinghaixiao。”
“dui，tashihaixiao，yaobushidarenzaibeihoujiaoleshenme，tazenmeshuodechuzheizhongzhuxindehua！”gunuannuanweikongtianxiabuluandeshanfengdianhuo。
gujiangchaoyitingzaicihuoda，shuodemeicuo，guxingchencaijisui？zenmehuidongdezheixie。
zhiyoukenengguchaomupingshijiushizheimejiaoyuhaizide，suoyitacaihuishuochuzheifanhua。
“shangliangbuzhengxialiangwai，guchaomu，nikankannibahaizidoujiaochengshenmeyangle？”
“dangranshijiaodecongminglingli，zhishudali！”guxingchenlijidingleyiju。
denggujiangchaodengguolaizhishi，xiaoyatouyouxunsuduohuiguchaomushenhou。
guchaomufanshoumolemonverdetou，ranhoukanxianggujiangchaodao：
“ba，wojintiandaixingxinghuilai，benlaishixiangyijiarengaogaoxingxingchidunfande，danshixianzaikanlaishibuxingle。”
“tuonidefu，haimeiqisi。”gujiangchaolenghengdao。
guchaomumeiyoufanbo，zhishidao：“ba，ma，nimenfuyanglewoshibanian，tengailewoshibanian，nimendeyangyuzhienwoyongyuanbuhuiwangji。”
“zaiwoxinlinimenyongyuandoushiwodefumu，wohuixiaoshunnimen，dengnimenlaolejinimenyanglaosongzhong，jinyigenverdebenfen。”
“wozhidaowodingtilegunuannuanshiliunianderensheng，duitahenbugongping，woyuanyizaiwodenenglifanweizhineijinliangbuchangta。”
“danwobingbushizuiren，dangnianbeibaocuo，bushiwozijinengxuanzede，wobuxuyaowutiaojianxishengzijideyiqiequxiangtashuzui。”
“shenfen，jiating，fumu，suoyounenghaideyiqiewodouyijinghaijitale，tayaowodeshejice，woyejitale，woyijingweitafangqiguoyicimengxiang。”
“suoyi，buhuizaiyoudierci。”
shuowan，taqianqiguxingchendeshou：“jintianzheidunfankanlaishichibuxiaqule，bama，womenxianzoule。”
gujiangchaofufusihuzhongyuhouzhihoujueyishidaolezijiduizheigeyangleshibaniandeyangnvyoudianguofen，doumeiyoushuohua，jiuzheimekanzhemunvlianglikai。
huijiadelushang，guxingchenjianguchaomuqingxubugao，buyouxintengdeanweidao：
“mami，nibuyaonanguole，tamenduinibuhao，bushihaiyouwohegegema？womenhuiyizhipeizhenide。”
guchaomunielenienverdexiaolian，weixiaodao：“ng，mamizhidao，mamibunanguo。”
fumuzheiyangdetaidu，tazaozailiunianqianjiuyijingxiyiweichangle。
nanguoduoshaoyoudian，dangengduodeshiqiwangluokongdeshiwangbale。
guxingchencoudaotagenqian，yanbabadedao：“yaobuwoyihoujinizhaogengduonanpengyou？yaoshinageduinibuhao，huozhefanlenile，zanmenjiuhuanxiayige，zenmeyang？”
jianbaobeinverzheishihoudoubuwangjizijizhaonanpengyou，guchaomuwunaile：“baobei，zaizheiyangxiaqunipashiyaobianchenggehaiwang！”
guxingchenshundangjiekou：“haiwanghaoyahaiwangmiao~haiwangdekuailenixiangxiangbudao~”
guchaomukuxiaobude，xianzai，tadexinqingyidiandoubushiluole。
youzheimekeaidebaobei，tahaiyoushenmebuzhizudeni？
……
munvlianghuidaogongyu，yijingkuaishidianle。
guchaomupeizheguxingchenxiwanzao，dengtazaichuangshangtanghao，cailikaifangjian，wangwoshizouqu。
ranertagangyitajinfangmen，haimeilaidejikaideng，jiulijichajuedaoleyisiyiyang。
guchaomuxunsutingxiadongzuo，jingtidao：“shei？”
yipianjijingdeheianzhong，turanxiangqiyishengjidideqianxiao。
zheigeshengyin，shunjiangouqileguchaomubujiuzhiqiandejiyi，rangtarenchulelairenshishei！
“nizenmehuizaizheili？！”guchaomubuganzhixindao。
tashangcitaozoudeshihou，quedingmeiyoubeirengenzong，tazenmehuizheimekuaijiuzhaodaozijide？
“第二次了。”
zhanyunxiaocongshafashangzhanqishen，yibuyibuzouxiangmenkoudeguchaomu，yuqimanbujingxin，queyoutouzhesisiweixian：
“baobei，nizheimexihuantaopao，wogaizenmechengfanicaihaoni？”
guchaomuxinzhongyichen，ganjuenanrenjiaobuxunsubijin，dangjizhuanshenqukaideng。
dadeyisheng，dengguangliangqi，fangjianneidunshiyipiantongming。
yucitongshi，yizhishoubeiqiangshidequanzhuleguchaomudexianyao。
tayijing，xunsuzhuantouqukanshenhoudenanren。
ranerbudengtakandaonanrendelian，diandengkaiguandadeyisheng，youbeiguandiaole。
fangjianlizaicixianruyipianqihei。
guchaomuhailaibujifanying，jiubeizhanyunxiaomengdilanyaobaoqi，dabuzouxiangfangjianshenchu。
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