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guoran,tahuile:“anlian?zanshimeizheijihua。buguowohaoqi,nizheizhong‘zidaiguangmang’delinghun,pingshidouzenmefaguang?”
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woxinlianshuang,biaomiandanding:“didiao,didiao。”
qishi,wozhidao,zheizhishidiyibu。
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woxintiaolouleyipai,guchenzheimekuaijiuxiangjianmian?
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linzouqian,tadingzhewoshuo:“xingguang,nidelinghun,zhendeyoudianshuxi。zanmenhaihuizaijian,duiba?”
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