xiaoshuozhurengongshiyangmingamususudeshumingjiao《zhongshengzhiyulehengxing》,zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshiyoudianxinluanchuangzuodedoushishenghuoleixiaoshuo,neirongzhuyaojiangshu:yangmingcishiganjuetoutongyulie,yutuyuoudeganjuemimanzaixintou,zhenggerenhunhunchenchen,henxiangzaishuishangyihui,keshishenbianpianpianjiushiyouyigeruanmianmiandeshengyinshizhonghanzhetademingzi。“yangming,kuaidianqilaile,buguanzenmeyang,jintiandefukaoniyidingbuyaochidaoe,buranjiuzhendejiukaobushanglichengyinlexueyuanle!”zhijianyiweishencaiyaorao、mingyandongrendeshaonv,zhengbutingdeyaohuangzheyangmingdegebo。...
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“nimenlianggefangxin,jintianwocunbubulisusu!”amushuaileshuaigeboshuodao,“yaoshirangwozaikandaoneigeguisunzi,wofeizoutayidun。”
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“woyiqianzenmemeifaxianamingzheimeliumanga!”susuhuilehui**dexiaoshou,duizheyangmingshiweidao。
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“haha!”amutingdaozheijuleisizhexuemingyandejuzi,yixiazihahadaxiao。
“yo,yo,yo。。”yigelingrentaoyandeshengyinturanxiangqi,daduanlesanrendeliaotian。
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“ni——”shenyuxinshenshouzhizheyangming,qidemanliantonghong,zuoweiyigeguojiaxiangyuzhongwaixuexiaoxiaozhangdeerzi,tazixiaodaoda,conglaidoumeiyourenxiangyangmingruci**luodefengcita,zheirangtaxiangchiledabianyiyangexin!
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啪——
qiaomushuadeyixia,shenshoubashenyuxinshenchudeshouzhidakai,fanzhizheshenyuxinhoudao:“nijiushizuotianneigediaoxisusudexiaozi?niyiweiniyougefuyuanzhangdelaozi,jiulebuqia?xianzaijingranhaiganweixieaming,xinbuxinwobanizoudeliannidiemadouburenshi?”
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“你——”
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因为,他能!
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