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“chenjiuzhou，nizheigewonangfei！nimeiyoutingdaoma？zhuanglongzuoyashima？jiwogunguolai！”
sumeibeichenjiuzhoudewushichedijinule，zheilingtaganjuedaolewuru。
suoyi，naonuzhixiatazhijiechongguoqu，jiangchenjiuzhoudeyifusisizhuazhu！
“你干什么？”
chenjiuzhouzhinengtingxiajiaobu，tazhouzhemeitou，lenglengdekanlesumeiyiyan。
“干什么？”
sumeimanlianzhengning，naodaiangqi，xiaozhangdefangfoyigenvwang。
“woyaonibazheixiezangdongxidoujiwocaganjing！nibujiushiganzheihuodeme？kuai，guixia，jiwojian！”
zhizhedishangneixielajihuiwu，sumeixiaozhangdebukeyishi。
chenjiuzhoumuguangshenchen，shengyinzhongchongmanbingleng。
“你确定要我捡？”
“dangran！nibujiansheijian？nizheigewonangfeilaogaifan！nibashijianlajidejiannu，nitianshengyeshijianlajidejiannu！”
sumeimanzuiedu，sujiaqitaxiaobeimenxiaodeqianyanghouhe。
chenjiuzhoudechushentamendouqingchu，dangchu，chenjiuzhoudeyangfudaizhetazaisujiazuogong，weileshengji，jingchangqujianlaji。
suoyi，sujiaderen，andilidoujiaotamenjianlajidejiannu。
zhishisheiyemeiyouxiangdao，sujialaoyeziqueduichenjiuzhoulingyanxiangkan，gengshihetadeyangfudingxiahunyue，jiangsuruoxuexupeijita。
“dui！jiaotajian！yigejiannu，bujianlaji，nihainengzuoshenme？”
“meicuo，kuaijian，womenhaopaizhaopianfapengyouquan，rangquanhaizhoudoukankan，beiwosujiaquzhuchuqudewonangfei，daodiyouduojian！”
“jiushi，kuaiguixia，jian！”
yigegechouloudezuilian，sumeigengshiyikoulaojiannu，yikouxiaojiannudeeduzhoumazhe。
“够了！”
yishengfennudesihou，chenjiuzhouxuehongdeshuangmoujian，shaqifangfochaoshuibanmengzhang！
suhaiheleyitiao，xiayishihoutuijibu，xinzhonghuranshengchuyigudanqie。
tadangguobing，zirandongdezheiyanshenyiweizheshenme。
jiangjunhumu，chongtianyinu！jiangjunyinu，liuxueqianli！
keshi，neishihuweijiangjun，chenjiuzhoubuguozhishigebeibuduikaichudelaogaifan，tazenmehuiyouruciweishedeyanshen？
苏海不明白。
ersumei，zebuzhitiangaodihoudejixuzhangzuimazhe，mawanlechenjiuzhou，jixuwuruzhechenjiuzhoudeyangfu，jiannuzhangjiannuduande，shengyingewaidecier！
“够了！”
chenjiuzhoushoubeihuiqi，mengdiyigeerguang，henhenchouzailesumeineizhangtumoxingziluanfeidezuibashang！
啪！
yishengcuixiang，zhendanglekongqi，zhenjinglezhongren！
“ni……nizheigewonangfeijurangandawo？”
sumeibuganzhixindewangzhechenjiuzhou。
tawuzheliandan，buganxiangxinzheishizhende。
danshi，laizilianshangnei**ladetengtong，yourangtazhidao，zheibushihuanjue。
“chenjiuzhou，nijurangandawo，fanlenile！wohenipinle！”
beirendalian，bingqiehaishibeiyigewonangfeidalian，zheirangsumeijianzhiqizhalefei！
sumeifafengyibandepuxiangchenjiuzhou，zhangyawuzhuadexiangyaozhuahuachenjiuzhoudelian。
不！
tashenzhixiangyaokouxialechenjiuzhoudeyanjing，rangtazhidao，tayigewonangfeiganpengtasudaxiaojiededaijiashishenme！
danshi，sumeigangpuguoqu，yingjietade，yijiushiyigezhongzhongdeerguang！
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yushi，sumeineibianliandan，youfuxianyigehongsebazhangyin。
“aaa！wohenipinle！”
sumeizhuangruofengkuang，fachuqilidejianjiao，zaicixiangchenjiuzhoupuqu。
buguoyingjietade，yijiushihenhenyijierguang！
sumeizhijiebeizheiyibazhangshanfanzaidi，dadehuntouzhuanxiang。
taxiangyaozhengzhaqishen，queshizenmeyeqibulaile。
buguozheinvrendezuiba，queyijiueduburaoren。
“haonigechenjiuzhou，nigandawo，wojueduibuhuifangguonide！nisidingle！”
“nineijiannudiesile，niyedesi，woyaoninamingjiwopeizui！”
“chenjiuzhou，nibudehaosi！”
mashengzhong，chenjiuzhoulengmodelianmanmanbijin，neishensuideyanshenzhong，shidandandeshaqi。
“zhidaowoweishenmedanime？yinweiniwurulewodefuqin。”
“nikeyisuibianmawo，danshi，niruoshiwuruwodefuqin，buxing！”
“jiranzheimexihuanma，neiwojiudalannidelian，yinwei，nideeduzuibahexinchang，bupeiyongyouzheiyangpiaoliangdeliandan！”
chenjiuzhoukouzhongshuozhe，shoubeihuiqi，jielianbuduan，shanzaisumeineijiaonendeliandanshang。
sumeideliandanchedizhongle，zuibabeijichenglehongsedexiangchang。
takaishishihainengma，daolehoulai，tazhongyubeidadeshuobuchuhualai。
ertadeyanshen，zaikanxiangchenjiuzhouneibinglengmuguangdeshihou，chongmanlekongju。
zheigewonangfei，tashiyaosharenma？
shide，chenjiuzhoudemuguangtaileng，shajirubing，binghanchegu！
sumeibuganmale，danshitabuganxin，tajiangqiuzhudemuguangkanxiangyipangdesuhaiyijiqitaxiongdijiemei。
keshi，zheixierenquegegejinruohanchan，ditoubuyu，liankandoubugankanyiyan。
jiulianyixiangzixudagedesuhai，cishiyemiansetieqing，buganyousihaoyanyu。
yinwei，chenjiuzhoudeyanshentaiheren，tongyangjingliguoxiaoyanxuehuodesuhai，xinzhonghuranshengqiyigudanqie。
lenghanyijingjinshiletadejibei，tashuangguzhanzhan，juranmengshengyiguniaoyi。
suiranzheishizaidiuren，danshisuhaizhendekongzhibuzhuziji。
suhaishangqieruci，qiujianeixiezhidongdechihewanledeshaoyexiaojiemen，ziranhedelianlianhoutui，yanshenzhongfenfenluchujingchadeshense。
zhei……zheihaishisujiadangchuneigewonangfeishangmennvxuma？
zheijiushisujiabeiquzhudeneigefeixu？
zhei……zheiyetaiqiangshileba！
suoyi，meiyourenshangqianjisumeibangmang，yemeirenganbangmang。
yushijiuzheiyang，yibazhangyouyibazhang，chenjiuzhouhaoburongqing，zhidaojiangsumeidademandiaihao，yizhangpiaoliangdeliandanyiranzhongchenglehou**。
tashiluodediezuozaibinglengdedimian，pitousanfa。
cishi，zhouweidefuwuyuanmenfenfenweilongguolai，zhizhidiandian，shenzhimianluchaoxiao。
zhidaochenjiuzhouzhuanshenliqu，sumeizheicaizhongxinhuiguoshenlai，yanshenchongmanedu。
“chenjiuzhou，nisidingle！wosumeiyidingbuhuifangguoni！woyaowalenideyanjing，duolenideshou！rangnishengsiburu！”
sumeiyongzuiedudeyuyanzhoumazhe，taniuguotou，youbumandechongzhesuhaihou。
“suhai，nishizenmezuodagede，nandaoniyanzhengzhengkanzheyebuzuzhineigewonangfeixingxiongma？”sumeibumandehoudao。
suhaicishihuifuqingxing，yeganjueshifennaohuo。
wozenmehuipaneigewonangfei！
lundiwei，woshisujiadejichengren，ertabuguozhishibeiganchusujiadeshangmennvxu！
lunchengjiu，wozaibuduihuodegerensandenggong，ertazeyinweifanzuibeisongrujianyu！
lunshenfen，woshishijiagongzige，erta，buguozhishizheilidefuwuyuan！
buguo，zheijiahuoyehenhuizhaoliyou，taduisumeijieshidao：“sumei，bushiwobubangni。fangcai，lihujiuzhanzaibuyuanchu，suoyi，womeibanfabangni。”
zheigeliyouhenchongfen，lihushisujiadezuibuqide，suhaiziranbuganzailihumianqianqingjuwangdong。
sumeizhihaozuoba，danshitayijiuedudehoudao：“zheigewonangfei，yejiushiyizhangzhelihulizong，caihuirucixiaozhangbahu。buguo，lizongbukenengzhaozhetayibeizi，ruguoyoujihui，wosumeiyidinghuibaojinrizhichou！”
cishi，haizhoujiudianmenkou，tingchechang。
“nainai，wohuilaile。”zoudaosulaotaitaimianqian，suruoxueqingshengshuodao。
sulaotaitaizhengzaixiuxi，tataiqiyanpi，shangxiadalianglesuruoxueyiyan。
suruoxuejiangshouzhongdewenjianjiaojisulaotaitai。
“nainai，zheishishengshijituanhesujiaqiandingdehezuoxieyi，ninkankanba！”suruoxueshuodao。
“什么！”
dangsulaotaitaikanguozheifenhezuoxieyi，zhenggerendouzhenjingdecongzuoweishangdanleqilai！
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