《zhuiweibijia》zheibenshuzaochengdexuanniantaiduo,jirenkanbugoudeganjue。xizizhanloutaisuiranmeiyouhualidecizao,danshigushiqifudiedang,nenggoushizhiyinrenrusheng,zhujiaoweiyangjunzhengziyi。xiaoshuojingxuan:“ruguoyouxuyao,wodehaoxiongdizhouyonghuidaitide,fanzhenggaozhongtayeshiwomenbande,youshenmehuahewodexiongdishuo。”zhouyongguan……
匀城。
qiyuedeqiwenhengao,jianzhijiushiyaoresiren,duoshufeizhaizhaizaijialidayouxi,kaiqibailanrensheng。
yangjunyidazaojiujiedaolefuqinderenwu,rangtakaichebangmanglayichecaohuijiaweiniu。
jietonglaobadedianhua,zhitingjiandianhualichuanlaiweiyandesangyin:“xiaojuna,lushangkaichezhuyidian,rendiulemeiganxi,caodiulewodebaobeiniuerjiuyaoeduzile。”
yangjuntingdaoshuxideyuqi,zuijiaochoulechou,shuodao:“nirangyingjunwubidebaobeierzikaisanlunchelacao,lushangyaoshiyougemeinvdouladiwodedangci,laobanidongbudongnianqingren。”
“哦!”
dianhuaneitou‘e’leyisheng,ranhoushuodao:“neiyemeikanjiannizhaogexifu,douershierle,haihejieliuziyiyang,zhengtianxueshenmepojixie,meiqiantu,gebidexiaowangdouwadouyisuile。”
“jialihaiyoujishitouniu,yaoburannijiuhuijiafangniu,laobaqugebicunzijinizhaogexiangqinduixiang。”
“不!”
yangjunshoujitiezheerduo,yibianbangcaoyibianshuodao:“nierzineishiweilaidedongliang,qishineixieyongzhisufennengpei,zuishaodoudeshibeidabiye,nianxinyibaiwan······”
嘟嘟嘟····
huahaimeishuowan,laobadedianhuayijingguadiaole,xianranbuxianghexihuanzuomengdeerzihuahuataiduo。
yangjunzhanzaicaodili,shouqishoujicuileyikou。
laodiekezhenshisuren,xiangqindoushijibierendangjiepanxiale,zuoweixinyidaidenianqingren,yongmofashangwangdedouzhidao。
xiangqinbuqumeijiaoniang,gegedoushiconghaidishangande。
罢了!
zhongjiushiyigerenkangxialesuoyou。
lahaomasheng,yangjunnachushengxiudeyaochichazaisanluncheshang,songkaishoucha,ningqiyoumenxiaoshizaicaodili。
······
malushang,lailaiwangwangdechelianghenduo,yunchengxiujiandemaluhenkuan,shuangchedaoxingshidouhaiyouyu。
xiaojiaoche,xiaodianlvdoushichangke。
yangjunkaizhesanlunche,lazheyichecaoliao,toushangdaizhecaomao,tuotuodexiangxiaheimao,luguodexiaojiejiedoubudaiduokanyiyan。
tongchanglaishuo,jiushikenerdai。
yangjuntanlekouqi,luguodenvrenzhenshimeiyouyanlijian,shenmejiaobaozangnanhai,zheicaishibaozangnanhai,chaonandouliyoumeiyouwushikuaidoushiwenti。
nimenbudonggedeshishang,yebudongbaozangnanhaidemeili,wangwangzhiyouchuanyuguniangcaizuinuanxinwo。
“表妹!”
“tinggegejinichangyiqu,gelaoshibaibaijiao,taiyangyiheijiufangxue,wozhishigeyanyuan,niyoubudongdebiaoyan····nandaohainengshuoxiehuangyan····”
yangjunyibianniuzheyoumen,duizheyigechedaodemeinvchangleyiqu,dianxingdesibuxiangyindiao。
buchanghaihao,changchulairedeyicedemeinvshuaileyidunbaiyan。
“liumang。”xiaodianlvjiejiefanlefanbaiyan,ningdongyoumenzouzaiqianmian。
yangjunmeizaiyi,zuilishizhongshineigediaodiao,yibiankaicheyibianchuizhekoushao,90niandaizangaijiazuqixipumianerlai。
sanlunchesudubukuai,sanshimadesuduxingshi。
没多久,堵车了。
qianmiandemianbaominitingxialaile,zheitiaochedaoxianranshiqianmianchuwentile,dantemexiangxiademaluyemeiyouhonglvdenga。
搞什么!
yangjunwunaizhihaokaishizuandong,qidianpingchedeshihoujingchangzuan,danfaxianqitarenyezaizuan,haibababadeanzhelaba。
“pugaia!zhejihuijiabaosang,nijiaxianrenbaibai。”
“meikanjianlujiuzheimeda,danwuwojianiuchicaonifudeqizeren,zheishiyibaiduowandeche,nipeideqima!”
“yibanianjile,hewozheigenianqingrenqiangshenmelu,buxiaoxinladaoyoumenle,xiaoxinnierzikudiehanniang。”
huashenmaluebadeyangjunduizheyipangdedashu,zhanzaidaodezhigaodianqianze,jieguodashuyebushishengliaodezhu,dangjijiuxihuole。
dashudakaichechuangshuodao:“nidangwoyanxiaa,yigeposanlunhaizhiyibaiwan,chuiniuyebuzhidaodacaogao。”
yangjunzhijiejiubuduile,bushuohuaxiandewodadu,buyuxiaorenjijiao。
qianfangdemianbaominitongshiyexihuole,jiashishidechemendakai,yiweidaizhemojingdemeinvzouxiache,shangshenshiyijianbaisediaodai,xiashenmibaisedexiuxianku,huolaladeshencaixiyinleyangjundezhuyi。
kexishunjianzhedetaiduole,diaodaixiachentuoaotuyouzhishencai,xiatiandemeinvguorandouhenla。
haoduanduandemeinv,zenmekaimianbaomini,kanqilaiyebuxiangqingchunhuopoxing,fanerxiangshicongjianshenfangganggangchulaideyujie,danzheiyishenzhendebudaa!
yangjundehuanxiangzhengyoulaile,zidongnaobuleyujiezhuang。
meinvquxiamojing,chongzheliangrenwendao:“qingwenyixia,youenyoueryuanzenmezou?”
yuanlaishiwenlude,yiweishifaxianlewozheigebaozangnanhaidemeili,xiachejiagelianxifangshishenmede······yangjunxinlixiang,erhoushuodao:“qianmianchalukoudiaotou,ranhouyouzhuan,jingguodashizi,ranhoufaxianyigejiuhuochezhanjiushile。”
meinvchongzheyangjunqianqianyixiao:“duoxieleshuaige,huitouqingnichihuoguo。”
shuowan,bianhuidaolejiashishi。
jiuzheimezoule,zhiyehuadeweixiao,zhiyehuadedaxie,yidianshijidoumeiyou,haodaizuiyige·····yangjuntanlekouqi,sikaozhe。
yebuzhidaoshenmeshihounengchishangmeinvdehuoguo。
buguoqianmianhaoxiangfashengleshenmeshiqing,yizhidulesangexiaoshi。
jiuzaiyangjunzhunbeipaomianchi,dafayixiashijiandeshihou,jingxidefaxianxiaomianbaominihouchechuangjingranyouyixingxiaozi。
“nianshouruwubaiwan,gongsizongcai,zhuiweibijia!”
jiandancubaodexiangqinbiaoyu,meiyouneimeduohualihushao,jinqiancaishibishaji,yangjundoukanshale。
zheijiushi,gangcaishuoyaoqingwochihuoguodemeinv?
kanqilaiyinggaishiershiqi,bizijidagejisui,yijingshituotuodechenggongnvxing,jiushitaijiale。
suhuashuo,nvdasanbaojinzhuan,nvdasanshibaojinshan,nvdasanbaibaojiangshan。
“wojuede,jintianzheidunhuoguohaishibixuyaochide,zhinengkuyikulaoyangle,yaoshijiadezhinengxiwangmeinvduoqiaozhayidian,ranhoufenyibanjiwo。”
yangjunzuilidunangzhejiju,zhenzhuopiankeyouledasuan。
yiqie,douzhinengkuyikulaoyangle。
yangjunbuxiangjixukanjiaoyupianle,zhuyaoshixuejixiededoukanbujiannvhai,xiangqinshuiyoushen,nisuoxiangwangdeyangchangxiaodaobiandeyoukuanyouda。
zhuyaoshi,yangjunqinyankanjianguoyizexianshianli,nvfangjialiyoumeiposhangmen,lailesangenianqingxiaohuozi,jieguonvfangbazheijianshigaosuzijixiongdixiaozhang。
zuotianwanshang,nvfanghaitangzaixiaozhangdechuangshang,zhenshikulelaoshiren。
erxiaozhangni,heguniangzhishipyguanxi,xiangxiangdoujuedekongbu。
zheibanxiangzhe,luyijingtongle,qianmiandeshiqingxianranshijiejuele,xiaomianbaominiqidong,xingshizaimalushang。
jianci,yangjunbuzaiyouyu,shouchayisong,youshouyoumenshijingyining:“meinv,shuohaodezhuiweibijia,woxiangchijintiandehuoguo,yewandexingxinghenmei,woyexihuanni!”
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