doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《zhuwochuzu，gaolengnvzongcaizhuihuimoji》，shizuozhe“luobichengshen”dujiachupinde，zhuyaorenwuyouchenhaofengsiqi。gushiqingjiejincou，yinrenrusheng，duhourangrenjiujiubunengwanghuai。zheixienian，yutaweidideneixiedaoshangdedarenwuhedashili，wuyibushihenkuaijiuhuibeitaqingsongfumie，huoshihenkuaifushouchengchen。……
第14章
“xiadongzheihuadeyisishi......ninyerenshineiwei？”
shenjingliyanlidunshishanguoyisijingya，kanxiangxiaruonandemuguangyebiandezhengzhongleqilai。
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ruguozhenshizheiyangdehua，xiajiayihoukejiuzhenyaoyifeichongtianle。
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“你来啦？”
kanzhekaimenxiachedenianqingren，xiaruonanlimajiubashenjinglibadaoleyibian，miandaiweixiaodeyingleshangqu。
“ruonan，pingwomenliangrendeguanxi，niyouhebigaozheimedadepaichang？”
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“你是谁？”
congcongtaitoudeshenjingliyouxiefameng。
kanzheyanqianzheigenianqingren，shensedaizhemingxiandeeran。
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yucitongshi，youshiyilianglaosilaisikaileguolai。
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zheishihou，shenjinglicaifanyingleguolai，zhidaozijishibaicuoshenle。
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laozheweiweidiantou，danrandebailebaishou：“shenjinglikeqile，wobuguoshigeyijingrutudabanjiedelaotouzieryi！”
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“ninfangxin，douyijinganpaihaole，yiqiedoushianzhaonindeyaoqiuquzuode，jueduimeiyoubandianchacuo！”shenjingliganjinyibenzhengjingdehuibao。
cikedexiaruonan，keyishuoshigangadaolejizhi。
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meixiangdaozuihouqueshinaolezheimedagewulong。
xinghaozheilimeiyouduoshaoren，burantadeliankejiudiudaolaolaojiaqule。
“zou，womenjinquchidacan！”
yipangdechenhaoxixuedepielexiaruonanyiyan，bianlazhefengsiqideshou，dabuchaowangjianggeneizouqu。
“shenjingli，wangjianggezuoweizanmenjianghaishizuidingjidegaodangcanting，bushishuozhijiedaichiyouhuiyuankadegukema？”
“neitamenlianggeyoushishenmeqingkuang？nandaowangjianggedeguijudoushijiade？qishishishenmeamaoagoudouyouzigezaizheilixiaofei？”
xiaruonanyishengdahan，dunshijiuxiyinlesuoyourendezhuyi。
chenhaoshizhenmeixiangdao，zheigenvrenjuranchundaolezheizhongdibu，lianyidianyanlijingdoumeiyou。
zhiguaitazhiqianbatamenyijiabaohudetaihaole，guanhuaile。
zimingbufan，yongyuandoushiyiziwoweizhongxin，zhenyiweizijishigesuoyourendoudeweizhetazhuandedarenwu。
“nishishenmeren？sheirangnizaizheilidahuxiaojiaode？”
shenjingliyonglideyaoleyaoya，zhijiejiuzhuangchengburenshixiaruonandeyangzi，lengshenghechi。
zheigenvrenshinaoxxbingba？
kanbudaoyanqianshigeshenmeqingkuangma？
“woxuanzezaizheiliyanqingguike，jiushiyinweizheilidedangcigougao！”
“yaoshilianzheilianggeqidiandongchelaide，quanshenshangxiadoushiditanhuoderendounengzaizheilixiaofei，neiwangjianggehaiyoushenmedangcikeyan？wozaizheiliyanqingguike，youhaiyoushenmemianzi？”
xiaruonanshuozhe，zhijiejiudangzailechenhaohefengsiqimianqian，yanlimanshijifengheyane。
“zheiweinvshi，womenwangjianggedeshi，jiubulaoninfeixinle。laizhedoushike，buguanzheiweixianshengyoumeiyouhuiyuanka，womendouhuiyilixiangdai，jueduibuhuiyimaoquren！”
weilejirenlaoliugehaoyinxiang，shenjingliganjinlianseqiheideduilexiaruonanyiju，shunbianjieshileyixia。
“gouyankanrendidechunhuo，nikankanzheishishenme？”
chenhaoyishenglengheng，zhijietaochuyizhangzisedekapian，shuaizailexiaruonandelianshang。
“haha，chenhao，nizhongyushiluxianle！”
“niyiweiwomenyeheniyiyangmeijianguoshimian，lianwangjianggedehuiyuankadouburenshi？”
“wangjianggegenjukerendeshenfenhediwei，fafangdejiuzhiyouheika、jinkaheyinkasanzhonghuiyuanka。”
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yipangdexiachuyunwuzheduziyizhendaxiao，manliandoushikuaiyihechaonong。
qishiliantadoumeiyouwangjianggedehuiyuanka，ertajiejiexiaruonanshoulizheizhangyinkahaishixialaotaiyeliuxialaide，zhiyushuojinkaheheika，jiemeijirenquandouzhishitingshuoguoeryi。
erjiemeilianggedouhaimeiyouxiaowan，shenjinglibianyijingliansedabian。
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bierenbuzhidao，tazheigejingliyouzenmehuibuzhidao？
wangjianggekaiyezhijin，yigongjiuzhifachuqulesanzhangzhizunzika，qizhongyizhanghaishitamenjiadalaobannazhede。
yanqianzheigenianqingrenjirannenggounachuyizhangzhizunzika，neijiushitashenzhongweideqindiea！
“woyouzigejinquma？”
chenhaolenglengdepielexiajiajiemeiyiyan，zhuantouchaoshenjinglidandanshuodao。
“youyouyou，jueduiyou！”
“chiyouzhizunzikadeguike，yudalaobandeshenfendengtong，ruguoliannindoubunengjinqu，neijiumeiyousheinengjinqule！”
shenjinglixiaojizhuomibandebutingdiantou，duichenhaodetaidubigangcaiduirenlaohaiyaoqianbei。
chenhaomuguangyizhuan，youbuxiedekanleyiyanxiaruonanshoulideyinka：“neiwoyaoshixiangrangtamenmeiyouzigejinquni？”
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