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望江别墅。
nieqincanglikaisujiahou，bianshidachelaidaolezheili。
kanzheyanqiandehaohuabieshu，zaikanzheshouzhongdeyaochi，tadexinwuweizachen。
yuanfen，zhendeshigehenqimiaodedongxi。
dakaimen，zouruqizhong，ketinglidedengquanbudoukaile。
“抓色狼啊！”
nieqincangqianjiaogangtarubieshu，houjiaoerbianjiuchuanlaicierdejianjiao。
色狼？
说谁？
不会是说我吧！
聂秦苍楞了一下。
xiayimiao，yishuangtusijidetuoxiezaikongzhongyigaosuxuanzhuan720°chaozhenieqincangdelianhuxiaoerlai。
“wokao！darenbudalian，dalianshangzizun！”
nieqincangyanjishoukuai，yishouxunsutanchu，zhuazhuleneishuangtuoxie。
tuoxiezhizhonghailiuyouyure，sanfazheyiguweiduoliyademimiyenaimuyuludeweidao。
bukuishiweiduoliyademimi，naixiangshizu！
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haimianbaobaodeyishuangdayanbeisuqingshanchentuoditingbaqilai。
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“selangshuodejiushini！”
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suqingshanyishuangyanjingshangxiadaliangzhenieqincang，fangfoyaojiangtakanchuan。
nieqincanglianbuhong，xinbutiao，dandingdikanzhesuqingshandao：“xiaoyizi，woqiazhiyisuan，nimeidaixiongzhao！”
cihuayichu，suqingshandeshenseshunjianwanweileqilai。
tahuanhuanzoudaonieqincangdeshenbian，xianxianyuzhituozhunieqincangdexiaba，youhuodao：“nizenmezhidao？xiangbuxiangqinzikankan？”
bijianpiaolaixifashuidexiangwei，qifenbiandeyouxieaimei。
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mamajiaoyuwo，yueshipiaoliangdenvhaizi，yuehuipianren！
zheixiaoyizizhangdesuiranyoudianchou，dankendingmeianhaoxin。
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qishitahaijiuzhenmeiyoudaqusuqingshan。
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suqingshanqidehaimianbaobaoqifubuding。
tazenmedoumeixiangdao，nieqincanghui**daozheigedibu。
mingmingshizhanzijidebianyi，haishuodeguanmiantanghuang，daochengletadewenti！
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suqingshanyuzhiyidianmenwai，jiushiyaoganren。
“huanbuhuanyingnishuolebusuan！”
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shuozhe，nieqincanghaiteyizaisuqingshandeyanqianxianbailexia。
suqingshankanzhenieqincangneifanjiandeyangzi，qigengshibudayichulai。
zenmeyishiyingmingdeyeyejiuhuikanshangzheiyangdewulai！
jiuzailiangrenjiangchizhiji，suweiyangtingdaodongjing，congloushangzoulexialai。
kandaozuozaiketinglidenieqincang，suweiyangdelianshunjianyinchenlexialai。
“nieqincang，zheilibuhuanyingni！”
bukuishiliangjiemei，jiulianshuodehuadouyiyang。
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聂秦苍耸了耸肩膀。
yaobushichulingshuangzaitalaidaofengchenghoujiuduandiaoletadezijin，tahezhiyuyaojirenlixia。
“不行！”
tingdaonieqincangzheihua，suweiyangxiayishijiushijujue。
weiyangjituankeshitayishouchuangbanchulaidegongsi，shuoshenmedoubunengrangnieqincangchuxianzaineili。
“woyebuxiang，keshilaoyeziyijinganpaihaole！”
聂秦苍无奈地说道。
woyexiangdidiao，woyexiangtangzhezhuanqian，keshimeibanfa，jingjibuyunxua！
wudawuzhuangshuilezijideweihunqi，gongxianleshijiyideliliang，haiyaozaijinidagong，zheimaimaikuizenmesuandoushikuide！
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suweiyangyitingdaonieqincangtidaosulaoyezijiutouteng。
danshitapianpianmeiyoubanfa，sulaoyeziduiweiyangjituanneishishiquankonggu，zijizhiyouhuayuquan，erjuedingquanshizhongdouzaitadeshouzhong。
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nieqincangyilianwugudikanzhesuweiyang。
“duile，jinwanwoshuinali？nifangjianhaishita....bu，haishiqitafangjian？”
nieqincangdingzhesuweiyang，chadianshuolouzui。
suweiyangkandaonieqincangzheiyang，qidefeidouyaozhale。
zenmezuotianjiumeiyoukanchulainieqincangshizheiyangderena！
zheizhenggejiushiyiwulaia！
guoranshihelaoyezishejide，zaijiubadeshihou，zhuangdeneimeshenchen！
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“睡花园！”
suweiyangdengleyannieqincang，zaicijinggaodao：“haiyou，yihoumeiyouyunxu，buzhunshangerlou，ruguobeifaxianle，laoniangjianleni！”
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zheisuanshirangtazhuxialaile。
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chulingshuangwanweideshensechuanlai。
yuanbentahaizaidanxinnieqincanggaobudingsuweiyang。
bijingsuweiyangkeshifengchengdetianzhijiaonv，chulemingdelengyanzongcai，zhuitaderenkeyipaidaolaojie，kexiangerzhinandujihe。
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“xiaoyi，nijiubuyaoshuozheigele，shuoduoledoushileia.......”
nieqincangjianchulingshuangnahubukaitinahu，liansedunshigangaleqilai。
“zenme？nisanmiaojiuwanshile？beirenjiayatoubishile？”
chulingshuangjiannieqincangzheifubiaoqing，naodongdakai。
“zenmekeneng！bushi！nibiexiacaile！woshentihenjiankang！”
聂秦苍无语道。
“haole！wobudaqunile！xianzaiyouyijianzhongyaodeshiqinggennishuo。”
chulingshuangdeshenseturanyansuleqilai，nieqincangyezhidaobushixiaoshi，likezuoleqilai。
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yijuhua，nieqincangdeyanjingzhouranzhengda，pengpaideshaqibenyongerchu！
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