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“meixiangdaozheigeyechenjiranbajizhehedianshitaiderendoujiaolaile。”
“kanlaishizhenyoudaheiliaoyaobao。”
“yaoshizhenbaochutianbaodayaotangmaijiayaoyishi，tianbaodayaotangdemingshengjianghuiyuyidan，shengyiyehuiyiluoqianzhang，shuobudinghaihuibeitingyezhengdun。”
kanrenaoderenfenfenyilun，erqierenshuyuejuyueduo。
zhiyuzhangtianbaohezhangqianting，zaoyijidexiangreguoshangdemayi，yifubuzhisuocuodeyangzi。
zheishihouyechendakaineibaolurong，fangzaishexiangjiqian，duijizheshuodao：“lurongshiyizhongfeichangbudeyaocai，jiagehengui，yincihenduobufashangjiazaojialurong，budongxingderenhennanjianbiechuzhenjia，danxingneirenyiyanbiannengshibiechuzhenjia。”
“budebushuozhangtianbaohencongming，tabazhenjialuronganyidingbilicanhezaiyiqi，suiranxiaoguohuibiancha，danhaishiyoubu，buhuibeirenqiyixin。”
“biruzheipianlurong，qiemianbumanjunyundefengwozhuang，erqiezuzhiximi，shizhendelurong。erzheipianlurongqiemiansuiranyeyoufengwozhuang，danhenbujunyun，youdedifangyou，youdedifangmeiyou，zuzhijiegouhencha，mingxianjiushizaojiade。”
“zheipianyeshizhende，zheipianjiushijiade……”
yechenjiangzhenluronghejialurongtiaolechulai。
zhangtianbaokandeshilenghanlianlian，lianseyizhenheiyizhenbai。
meiduojiugongfu，yechenjiujiangyibaolurongdezhenjiaquanbutiaojianlechulai，duijizheshuodao：“kanzheibili，qichengjiasanchengzhen，nishuozhangtianbaodexinshibushitaiheile？”
“queshihenhei。”meinvjizhediantoudao。
“fangniniangdegoupi！”zhangtianbaorenbuzhumadao：“wotianbaodayaofangmaidelurongquanshizhende，congbuchanjia，nizheishiwuzhongshengyou！”
yechenyaotouxiaodao：“nihaiganzuiying，neiwojiurangniwuhuakeshuo。”
hualuo，yechendakaiyigeshepidai，taochuyigedianciluheyikouguo，yijiyitongshui，ranhoushuodao：“sheiqujieyigechapaichulai。”
“woqu。”wangqiangzheigetuoyouqidaolezuoyong，henkuaijiucongyipangdebianlidianlitoujielegechapaichulai。
yushiyechenyongdiancilushaoqilekaishui，daishuishaokaihoushuodao：“jialurongyongkaishuizhushifenzhongjiulan，erqieshuihuibianhun，zhenlurongshizhubulan，shuiyebuhuibianhun，womenzheijiushishi。”
shuowan，yechenjiangjialurongdaojinguoli，ranhougaishangguogai。
咕噜！
zhangtianbaohenhenyanlekoutumo。
这**懂得太多了！
erqiehenmingxianshiyoubeierlaidea！
shifenzhonghou，yechenkaiguo，zhijiangunshuiyipianhunzhuo，erqiehaiyouhenduozazhi，yushiyechenguolideshuihelurongdaozaidishang，ranhouzhongxinjiashui，jiangzhenlurongfangjinquzhu。
zuohaozheixie，taduimeinvjizheshuodao：“nijianjipianshishikan，shibushishaoweiyongliyicuojiulan。”
“hao。”meinvjizhedunlexialai，jianlejipianlurongyicuo，guoranjiulanle。
henduoweiguanderenyeguolaishishi，jieguodoushiyicuojiulan。
danjizheheweiguanderendoumeishuoshenme，tamendouzaidengdaisuoweizhenlurongzhuhaozhihoudeduibijieguo。
shifenzhonghouyechenkaiguo，zhijiangunshuiqingchejiandi，meiyidianzazhi。
tongyang，yechenyedaozailedishang，lengquehoushuodao：“xianzainijianjipiancuocuokan。”
nvjizheanyuanxiandefangfaqucuo，buyoujinghudao：“hei，zheigehaizhencuobulan。”
henduoweiguanderenyejianqucuo。
“果然搓不烂。”
“zheigewoyonghendaliledoucuobulan，kanlaigangcaideshijiadewuyile！”
zhangtianbaodunshilenghanruyu，lianseguohei。
zhangqiantingyishuangyuandudeyansisidingzheyechen。
erzheishiyechendakaileneibaodongchongxiacaoshuodao：“jianbiedongchongxiacaodezhenjiayehenjiandan，yongkaishuiyishao，chonghecaofenkaidezeweijia，fenbukaidezeweizhen。”
zaizhongmukuikuizhixia，yechenjiangyibaochongcaodaojinkaishuili，shaolebudaoshifenzhong，chaoguoqichengdechongcaofenli，zhiyoubudaosanchengdechongcaohaishilianzhede。
“heixin！zhangtianbaonitaiheixinle！”
“meixiangdaozanmenjiangzhouzuizhumingdetianbaodayaotang，jiranheixindaozheizhongdibu，jianzhitaisangliangxinle！”
“zhangtianbaowowenni，nizheideyaocaimaineimegui，erqiechanjiazheimeyanzhong，nihuazheizhongmeiliangxinzhuanlaideqianbupaduanzijuesunma？”
围观的人一片愤慨。
dunshisuoyousheyingjidouduizhunlezhangtianbao，bingqiemeinvjizhezoudaozhangtianbaogenqian，shuodao：“zhanglaoban，wocaifangniyixia，nimentianbaodayaofangdeyaocaidouchanjiazheimeyanzhongma？”
“gun！nijiwogun！laozibujieshounimendecaifang！”
zhangtianbaoyaofengle，huiquanyaodameinvjizhe，bameinvjizhehedelianlianhoutui。
“jirannibujieshoucaifang，womenhuitongguomeiti，batianbaodayaofangchoushigongzhiyuzhong，bingqieshangyouguanbumenjubao，rangyouguanbumenderenjierudiaocha。”meinvjizheshuodao。
“**de……”zhangtianbaohenbudechuisimeinvjizhe，buguoquebeizhangqiantinglazhule。
erhouzhangqiantingbuzhigentashuoleshenmeqiaoqiaohua，zhangtianbaoxiaoleqilai，chongyechendeyishuodao：“dabulewojieshouyouguanbumendezhenggaihejiandu，bachanjiadeyaocaiquanbuxiajia，bieyiweinizheimezuojiunengyingxiangdaotianbaodayaotangdeshengyi，gaosuni，wozhangtianbaoshijiangzhouzuiqiangzhongyi，zhuanzhiyinanzazheng，fengshengyiguo，tianbaodayaotangdeshengyizhaoyanghonghuo。”
zhangtianbaoyifuyoushiwukongdeyangzi，ganggangzhangqiantinggentashuo，huirangweihunfuliushaojiebashiqingyaxiaqu，suoyitadediqicaihuizheimezu。
liushaojiejialikeshizuoyongwushiduoyizichan，zaijiangzhouhenyoushili，heibailiangdaodouyourenshideren，youliujiachengyao，haipagejibaa。
keyechenwenyan，querenbuzhutucaoleqilai：
“jianguobuyaoliande，meijianguonizheimebuyaoliande，haijiangzhouzuiqiangzhongyi，wowenni，zheijiangzhouzuiqiangzhongyidepaibianshinaweidalaozuojinide？”
张天宝：“……”
“zijijizijizuodeba？”yechenlengxiao。
“heng！”zhangtianbaolenghengdao：“shiwozijizuodeyouzenyang，ganwenzheijiangzhouzhongyijie，yousheideyishubiwogao，nengchailewozheizhaopai？haibushimeiyourenyouneibenshi，fouzewozheijiangzhouzuiqiangzhongyidezhaopainengyiguajiushiwunianma？”
“neishiyinweinitaibuyaolianle，zhenzhengdezhongyigaoshoudoulandegennizheizhongchoubuyaolianderenjijiao，fouzenidezhaopaizaobeizalanle。”yechenshuozhe，gaojutaneiganqifanjixudao：“zicongsiguoyihuihou，woyechenjiangbuzaididiao，yebiandexiacibibao，jintianwoguolaichulejiekainimenfunvliangdechouezuilian，haiyaodaibiaozhongyijie，zalannidezhaopai，dazhongnidelian，kannihaiganbuganjixuchoubuyaolian。”
“哈哈哈！！”
zhangtianbaofeidanmeiyoushengqi，fanershiyangtiankuangxiaoleqilai。
“jiupingnizheigefeiwu，yeganpaolaigenwobiyishu，haixiangzawodezhaopai，dawodelian，**deshibushifengle，lianzijijijinjiliangdoubuzhidaolema？”
zhangqiantingkanleqifanshangdeduilian，renbuzhuxiaopen，wuzhexiaotengdexiaofuchaofengdao：“niyaoshilaitiguan，nengbunengbazhaopaigaozhengjinyidian？nongleshouwushi，dazhexuanhujishidezhaopaijiuganlaitiguan，jianzhihuatianxiazhidaji。”
叶辰两眼一翻。
老子这对联哪污了？
shinisixiangtaiwulehaobuhao？
genbenlinghuibulezheifuduiliandezhenzhenghanyi。
xiangdangnianlaozizaixianjie，xunyouyuzhoushi，dazhezheigezhaopaidaodanagexingqiu，jiunengrangzheigezhaopaixiangchenagexingqiu。
xianzaiquneixiexingqiu，zhiyaobaochuzheifuzhaopai，jiumeiyourenbuzhidaozheishitianxiadiyixianyibeimingyizundechuanshizhaopai。
dangran，yechenbuhuijiangzheixieshuochulai，ershishuodao：“wojintianjiuyaoyongzheigezhaopaizalenidezhaopai，rangzheigezhaopaixiangchejiangzhou，ranhoumingdonghuaguo，zaidaozhendongshijie。”
“hahaha，niubichuidekexiangle，nijiubupabazijibengsima？”zhangtianbaodouyaoxiaofanle。
jiulianhenduoweiguanderenyedouyaotoukuxiao。
zhangtianbaoneigejiangzhouzuiqiangzhongyidepaizisuiranyouchuidechengfen，danrenjiaxingyijishinian，shilizaineibaizhe，jiusuanbushijiangzhouzuiqiang，yemeirenganzhanchulaishuobitaqiang。
kezheigeyechenni？meiyouyidiandemingqi，haizhupinminqu，tayaoshiyouzhangtianbaoneibenshi，haihuimeiqianzhubieshu，hainengbeizhangtianbaotichuzhangjia？
guanjianshike，wangqiangzheigetuojiuzhanlechulai，duizhangtianbaoshuodao：“zhangyishi，buguanzheigeyechenyoumeiyouchui，jiranrenjialaitiguan，ninandaobuganjiema？”
“fangpi，laozijiuhuipatazheigefeiwu？”zhangtianbaobushuangdao。
“neihao。”wangqiangshuozhe，duizaichangderenshuodao：“bumandajia，wotianshengjiushigetianwei，huodaosanshisuile，jiumeijianerditaiguotou，qiguogan，qulewushuyiyuandouzhibuhao，kewobuganxin，doushuozhangyishiyishugaoming，suoyijiuguolaishishi，jiranyourenyaotiguanzhangyishi，neiwojiudanggemeijie，zhiyaosheinengzhihaowodetianwei，sheijiushizuiqiangzhongyi。”
taqueshishitianwei，zuotianquyiyuanshi，beiwujianxiongqinglaidangtuo，shuoshizhiyouyechenyouxiwangzhihaotadetianwei，suoyidangqituolaicaizheimemaili。
“这个提议好。”
“wozantongzheigetiyi。”
“niliangjiuyongtayijiaoyishugaoxia。”
围观的人嚷嚷道。
“hao！”zhangtianbaodangjiyinglexialai，lengxiaokanzheyechendao：“jiubuzhidaoniganbugandaying。”
“nigandaying，woyouyoushenmebugandaying。”yechendao。
“ok，neizanmenjiulaiyijiaoyishugaoxia，sheinengrangtadiditaitou，bingqiechixudeshijianzhang，sheijiushengchuzenyang？”zhangtianbaojianyidao。
“keyi。”yechendiantou。
dunshiweiguanderenquandoucaliangleyanjing。
daodisheiyoubenshirangtianweisanshinianderenxiongqini？
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