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小说简介

youzuozhewolandedazixiedexiaoshuozhuwoyibeizhili，zhujiaoshifahailingyoufashi，youyizhongxiangyizhikanxiaqudechongdong，xiamianjiujigeweijieshaoyixia。“fawushixiongkeyibeizhunxutiqianjinrudamotangxuexide，huideyoubuzhishiyimenluohanquan，jushuofawushixionghaixuelelongzhuagongheweituozhangzheiliangmenshentong。”……

精彩章节

“sushifanchen，jiechengguowang。chier，congjinriqi，nibianshiwojinshansidizi，weishicinifahao‘fahai’，yuannirihoukeyifofahaishenguangruhai，cibeiweihuai，puduzhongsheng，xuanhujishi，jiangyaochumo，zhengdao……”

kushuxia，yigexiaoshamizhengzuozaishitoushangfaleng，naohailiyouchuxianlezhiqianchujiadehuamian。

他叫法海。

jinshansineiyixiaoshami，yubannianqianzaijinshansichujia，baizailingyoushanshizuoxia，cihaofahai。

erqishi，tahaiyoulingwaiyizhongshenfen，tayuanlaishilaiziyigejiaozuolanxingdepingxingshijie，jiaozuopeilin，yuanbenshiyimingdaxuesheng，zhishiyinweiyiciyiwai……ranhoujiuchuanyuedaolezheigeshijie。

gangzhongsheng，jiupengdaozijitiduchujia。

ranhoufaxian……zijijingranchengweilerihouneidamingdingdingdefahai！

“suoyi……wochenglefahai。”

peilinkuxiaobude，xinzhongshenshiwunai。

duiyufahai，taziranshihenshuxiheqingchu，qianshikanbaishechuandeshihou，takemeishaomafahailaotulvduoguanxianshi，yingshiquchaisanrenjiaxuxianbaishezheiyiduienaidefuqi。

kemeixiangdao，zhayanjian，zijijingranchengweilecengjingzuitaoyanderen。

只能说造化弄人……

danhaozaitazhongshengdeshishaonianshiqidefahai，haibushihoumianneigegubanguzhidelaotulv，youchouyouying，tingbudebierenquan，zuihouredetiannurenyuan，beishirensuozhize。

suoyitayaogaibian，bunengchengweineiyangderen。

jiranlaotianjiletazhonghuoyishidejihui，neibianyaohuodejingcaisatuo，xiaosaziyou！

那才是人生！

erbushiqingdenggufo，yibeizigukuzhonglao，zuihouhaibeishirensuotuoqi。

suoyishuodangheshangyoushenmehao？

bunenghejiu，bunengchirou，bunengquqishengzi……yidaduideqingguijielv，shushirangrenfanzao。

tayigeconglingwaiyigeshijiechuanyueguolaideren，yuanbenjiuaitiantianchirou，younalinengrenshoudezheiyangdeqingxiukuxiu。

zailanxingdeshihou，neishenmechibudao？bushuomanhanquanxineizhong，danzhishaoxiangchishenmediangewaimaijiunengchi，shenmekaojikaoyakaoquanyanghongshaozhouzi……dengdeng。

可在这里呢？

啥都没有。

别说是外卖了。

zheibannianlai，tameitianzhinengchizhaifansucai，yidianyouxingdoumeiyou，duzilidouzaojiudanchugeniaolaile。

tayigeshijisuidehaizia，xianzaizhengzaizhangshentideshihou！

这不吃肉哪能行。

zaishuoneipingshixiuxingneimexinku，buchiroudoumeiyouliqi。

yueshichibushangrou，tajiuyuechanrou，liangyandoukaishifahunle。

yincizuijindexiuxing……tayeshiyuanditabu，yidianzhangjindoumeiyou。

benshentadewuxingzizhijiubushihenhao，bierenlianwuxiuxingjitianjiunengxuehuidedongxi，talengshixuelebangeyuedouhaimeixuehui。

jiubiru……jinrulejinshansihouxuederumenquanfaluohanquan。

tagengshidaoxianzaihaimeilianshu。

fanguangentatongshiqiyiqixuedelingwaiyigeheshangfawu，neidouyijingxiaoyousuochengle，lianchulequangang。

这差距不是一般。

zheibannianlai，liangrendechajuyezaizhujianlada。

tafahaihaishiyigexiaoshamijingjie。

erneiweitongyishijianrumendeheshangfawu，queyijingjinrudaolewusengjingjie。

fomendexiuxingjingjie，qiansanjingzeshifenweixiaoshami，wusengyijixingzhejingjie。

zheisanjingjie，yejiaozuoxiasanjing。

erxiaochengfashi，dachengfashiyijiniepan，jiaozuozhongsanjing，jinrudaolezhongsanjingjiedeheshang，huibeichengweidedaogaoseng。

yincizhongsanjingjie，keyichengzuoshanshi。

xiangjinshansizhuchi，yejiushifahaideshifulingyoushanshi，jiushixiaochengfashijingjie。

erjingang，luohanhepusa……zheishishangsanjing，zhiyouzhengdaoguoweijinshen，caisuanshijinrudaoleshangsanjing。

zheimeiyigejingjiezhijian，doushitianchadibie，chajubushiyibandeda。

fahaidezizhizaitongbeizhizhong，shizaishitaicha，jihusuanshidaocheweile。

jiashangtaxianzaiyixinzhixiangchirou……gengmeixinsiquxiuxinglianwu，younalihuiyoujinbu。

bierenzaixiuxingdeshihou，tazaizoushen。

caihuiyizhizaixiaoshamijingjie，bingqiehaishixiapin。

zhenggejinshansinei，duyifen。

yibanlaishuo，jiusuanshizizhibijiaoputongderen，jiusuanshixiuxingbannian，zhishaoyedezhongpinjingjie。

shaoweihaodiande，keyidadaoshangpin。

zizhibucuode，zeshikenengzaibannianneitupowusengjingjie。

xiangfawujiushitamenzheiyibeizhongzizhizuihaodeyige，bannianshijianneitupolewusengjingjie。

fahaizeshichengweilefanmianlizi，chengweilebiaoxianzuichadeyige。

zheirangtadeshifu，yejiushijinshansizhuchilingyoushanshishiwanghetoutengbuyi。

zaiguobangeyuejiuyaojinxingsineisandaidizidekaohele，zheiyaoshifahaidaoshihoudaoshudiyi……neitazheigedangshifude，zheilianmiandewangnalige。

benlaitahuishoufahaidangtudi，jiushiyinweidangchujiandaoduifangdiyiyanshi，kandaoleduifangtoudingshangdeduyouhuigen。benyiweishourumenhou，huiyoubucuodebiaoxian，rihoukeyikangqijinshansidedaqi，quemeixiangdaozheimezaogao。

bujinzaitajiangjingfofadeshihoujingchangzoushenshuijue，zaixiuxinglianwudeshihouyeshichangchangtoulan，xinsiquanbuzaisili。

suoyilingyoushanshixinliyezaiziwenzijishifoukancuorenle，haishizijijiaodaodefangshicuole？

huoxu……keyihuanzhongfangshi？

灵祐禅师不由考虑。

对于他人的想法。

fahaicishiyeguanbuleneimeduo，taxianzaixinlidianjizhedeshizuotianhoushanzhongourankandaodeyizhiyeji……cikenaohailizhengxiangzhezenmezhuadaozheizhiyejidebanfa。

zhiyaozhuadaozheizhiyeji，tajiunengchishangroule！

zhiyusineideneixieqingguijielv，tacaiguanbuleneimeduo。

大不了和尚不做了。

反正他要吃肉！

yaobuzuoyigezhuayejidexianjing？

dengzhuadaoleneizhiyeji，tajiuyaobaneizhijijikaolelaichi，henhendibaofuyican。

yixiangdaozhei，yanjingdouzhile，koushuiliulexialai。

“法海！”

zhengzaitachushenfalengdeshihou，yidaohechideshengyinzaishenhouxiangqi。

taneibianyishifulingyoushanshi，buzhidaoheshichuxianzailetadeshenhou，wushengwuxi。

fahaixinshenyizhen，limahuiguoleshen，dangjiganjincalecazijidezuijiao，baganggangliuxiadekoushuijicagan。tagangcaixiangdaochikaoji，haizhendechanle。

kandaofahaidezaogaobiaoxian，lingyoushanshiyanshenshanguoyisishiwang。

taganggangzaijiangjiefofajingshu，shitujifafahaidehuigen，keshiduifangque……haishiyibanlannifubushangqiang！

“nilaishuoshuo，gangcaiwozaijingshulijiangdefozuzailingshanhuishangnianhuashizhong，zhongjiemoran，weijiayezunzhepoyanweixiao。jiayezunzhepoyanweixiao，shiwudaoleshenme？”

“……”