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“a!wodehaizia!”
turanchuanlaiyishengsixinliefeidekuhansheng,panweizichuangkouwangchuqu,shigebijiade,menqianweilexuduoren。
panweizhengyaochumen,linmayanhonghongdetuimenjinlai,gantandao:“niliuyingshenzidexiaosunzimeile。”
panweidachiyijing:“neigeliangsuidexiaonanhai?”
linmaaitanyishengdiantou:“kebujiushima?cailiangsui......mayihoubudamajiangle,detiantiankanzhezanmenxiaoqianbao,zheiruoshi......peipeipei!”
meiyigehaizidoushishangtiancijifumudewujiazhibao,meiyounagefumubutengaide。
panweiwen:“shizenmehuishi?”bianshuobianchaowaimianzouqu。
linmamolexiayanlei,yegenzhechuqu:“tingshuo,shidiaodaoyuanlideshuigangli,meide。”
shuozhejian,panweiyilaidaoliuyingjia,bokairenqunjijinqu,kandaopingrifengguangwuxianhaodeliuying,cishiguizuozaidishang,baozheyigehunshenshitou,liansecangbaidehaizi,tadeerxifuyikudaozaidishang。
panweikanlehaiziliangyan,zoushangqianquduiliuyingshuodao:“shenzi,haizihaimeisi,wokeyijiuhuota。”
cihuayichu,suoyourendoujingdaile,linmagengshihedemudengkoudai,haobantiancaihuiguoshenlai,jianruidehan:“nifenglema?niyigeganghaodeshazizenmehuijiuren?nibiezaizheilixinongnishenzi,taxianzaixinqingbuhao。”
liuyingdekushengjiaranerzhi,zhengzhengdekanzhepanweimeishuoyijuhua。
daoshiliujiaerxifu,chaopanweipuguoqu,duizhetaketou,kuhanzhe:“zhiyaoninengjiuhuowodeerzi,niyaoshenmewodoujini。”
liuyingcishiqingxingle,jianqidishangdeyikuaishitouchaopanweizaqu,dama:“nigeshazi,nishixianwomenjiahaibugouluan,laikanxiaohuadema?chenglingnijuranhenizheigeshazinvxulaikanwomenjiaxiaohua,wohenipinle。”
liuyingfangxiahaizi,ditouchaolinmazhuangqu。
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liuyingyi**zuozaidishang,paituidahan:“wodesunzia,haokeliana,douzheiyangle,haiyaobeineiaiqiandaodeshazilaifengcikanxiaohua,wobuyaohuolea,wo......”
“妈!”
liujiaerxiluolidahanyisheng,zhengzainaotengdeliuyingjiaranerzhi,zhengzhengdewangzheluoli,buganxiangxintajuranganzheimedashengduiziyishuohua。
luolifennudezhizhetashuodao:“ruobushinichuqudamajiang,babaobaoyigerenfangzaijiali,tanengzheiyangma?xianzai,tashuobaobaohaiyoujiu,nizaizheilinaoshenme?”
liuyinghenmeimianzi,zhizhepanweiduitadahan:“nandaonibuzhidaotashisheima?tashichenglingjianeigeshazinvxu。”
luolilengxiaoyisheng:“zhiyaotanengjiuhuowoerzi,jiusuantashisiren,woyezuntayishengjiumingenren。”
luoliqiangshidebahaizibaodaopanweimianqian,guixia:“qiunijiuwoerzi。”
panweilimajieguohaizi:“bie,saozi,qilai。”
panweishouanzaihaizikanbujianqifudexiongkoushang,linglishunzheshouzhangjinrudaohaizixiongkou。
“噗!”
yizhibudongdehaizi,tudezhangzuituchuyikoushui,jingdesuoyourendoushayan。
panweibahaizifangzaixigaishang,linglizihoubeishurudaohaizideshentili,cuidongzheshuizitakoubililiuchu。
haiziwawadetulejikoushuihou,huanhuanzhengkaiyanjing,kandaoluoli,wadeyishengjiukule,baozheluolidebozibusashou。
linmabukesiyidekanzhepanwei,zhei,haishitaneigeshazinvxu?
luoliduitahaoyizhenganji,liuyingmianhongerchi,quemeiguolaiganxie,zhenghaojiuhuchelaile,liangrenbaozhehaizishanglejiuhuche。
panweijiuruzuohaoshibuliumingdeleifengban,chenzhedajiamusongzhejiuhuchezoushi,limazuanhuijialiqule。
dajiayisaomeijianzhepanwei,douxiangqulinjiakankan,linmaneishiledebudele,zhaodaizhedajia,zaidajiamianqiandelian,meikaiyanxiao,lianxiabadoutaigaole。
zhenshufu,jiniandeditou,jinrizhongyutaitoule。
chaonaoleyixiawu,linmajiudeseleyixiawu,qucaishichangmaicaishi,haiyourensongcaijita,huilaishi,cailanlimanmandedoushicai。
linruoranhuilaihou,zhengzaichufangdelinmabalinruoranchedaoyipang,xiaomileyan:“haonvera,magaosuniyijianshi,nijianeigeshazilaogongshigeshenyi?”
linruoranmomingqimiaodekanzhelinma,momotadetouzaimomoziyidetou:“ma,nimeifashaoba?”
linmadadiaotadeshou,chenxialianlai:“wohenishuozhende。”
linmabaxiawudeshihelinruoranshuoleyibian,wenta:“tazenmehuiyishu?”
linruoranxinlijingtaohailang,zuiliqueshuodao:“buguojiushixiamaopengshanglesihaozibale。”
linmapiezui:“neinijiwopenggeshishi?”
linruoranfanlegebaiyan,shanglouzhijielakaipanweidemen,limiandenanrenzhengchuanhaoyizhikutui。
“liumang!”linruoranchongjinqu,zhuaqizhentouchaotadaqu,“nige**,nijuranganluanxiang,kanwobudasini。”
panweishuangshoubaotoudaozaichuangshang:“jiejiejie,youhuahaohaoshuo,biedabieda。”
linruoranganliting,dalejixiafaxianbuduijing。
ditouyikan,yilanwuyi。
linruoranganjuelianshang**ladetang,youxiuyounao,huangluanqishen,meiyouxiangdaotoufabeitadepidaijichezhule。
jianci,panweiaitan,meiyougouxue,zhiyougenggouxue。
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meiliderongyanyixiazihongrudixue,taishoupaidata:“haibukuaibangmang。”
panweibiezhexiao,renzheqi,mozhetadeheifa,jiazhuangmangliuzhe,chenshiduomoliangbaxiufa。
zheigenvrenshitadelaopo,shitahaizidema,keshitazhidaoxianzai,yemeiyoubaoguota。
rujin,ruanyuzaihuai,zheizhongganjue,zhiyouyigezi,shuang。
“nidaoshikuaidiana。”linruoranjideshengyindoubianle,panweibuganzaikaiwanxiao,lianjiekaitadetoufa。
keshizheimemocajian,xueqifanggangdenanrenbensejiumingxianle,xiudelinruoranxiangzhaogedidongzuanjinqu。
panweijianshitaiyanzhongle,buganzaikaiwanxiao,ganjinqishenquchuankuzi。
mianruotaohuadelinruoran,jiantajuranganzaiziyimianqianchuankuzi,taijiaochaotatiqu,houzheshunshijiuwanghoudao。
“哎!”
linruoranxiayishideshenshouquzhuata,jieguojiuzhuadaoletadekutou。
“嗤啦!”
houzhedekutouzhijiepolie,qianzhekanzheshouzhongdeyipianbu,zhanzaifengzhonglingluanshayan。
......
“aiyo,wodexiaoqianbao,zheishizenmele,yanjinghonghongde,sheiqifunile?”beilinbajiehuilaidexiaoqianbao,shuangyanhongzhong,jidelinmazhejishanghuo。
chuandaiwanhaodepanweiwenyan,lijichaoxiaoqianbaozouqu:“qianbao,zenmele,babashuoguo,buguanyoushenmeshidoukeyihebabashuo。”
xiaoqianbaojinjindelouzhepanweidebozi,wuwudekuyanzhe:“wu,wobuxihuantamen,wotaoyantamen,tamendoushihuairen,wu......”
linmazailinbayaojianqialeyikuairou,ehenhendedishengxiongdao:“daodizenmehuishi,zenmejiegehaizi,yebahaizinongkule?”
linbahenweiqu:“zheishizhenbulaiwo,shixiaoqianbaohedajiashuo,tababashigesunwukong,ganhehuairendajia。jieguoyoueryuandexiaopengyoushuotashuodahua,haishuo......”
“haishuoshenmea?”linmajidezhidiaotoufa。
linbakanleyiyanpanwei,shuo:“neixiexiaopengyouhaishuo,xiaoqianbaodebababushisunwukong,ershishazi。”
linmalaihuole:“neixiejiazhangshizenmejiaohaizide,zheixiehuananengluanshuo,zheideduoshangwojiaxiaoqianbaodexin?”
panweibaxiaoqianbaobaozaihuaili,hongzhe:“xiaoqianbao,babazainixinmuzhongshisunwukong,henlihai,duibudui?”
xiaoqianbaoshuangyanhonghongdezhidiantou。
“ng,babazainixinmuzhongshisunwukong,neixiaopangzidebabazainixinmuzhongshishenmeyangderen?”panweiwen。
xiaoqianbaolijiwoqixiaoquantou,fenfenbupingdehengdao:“xiaopangzidebabashidahuaidan。”
panweixiaodao:“nikane,zainixinmuzhong,babashisunwukong,bierendebabashidahuaidan。neizaibiedexiaopengyouyanli,tamendebabashisunwukong,biedexiaopengyoudebabajiushidahuaidan。”
linruorandaleyixiatadeshoubei,weinu:“nayounizheimejiaohaizide。”
panweiheiheidexiaole:“zheishizhengli,meigehaizixinmuzhongdebabadoushichaojiyingxiong,zanmenbunengmoshahaizixinmuzhongdeyingxiongbaba。”
linruoranyizheng,henbuxiguanmianqianzheigexiaonanren,zheimeyibenzhengjingtongziyishuohuadeyangzi。
xiaoqianbaozhizhuleishui,henrenzhendexianglexiang,caidiantou:“ng,babashuodedui,wobuku。keshiwobabajiushisunwukong,chaolihaideneizhong。”
panweichongnidexiaodao:“ng,qianbaobabajiushisunwukong,kezanmendidiao,bugaosubieren。”
xiaoqianbaopitiweixiao,shenchuxiaoweizhi:“baba,zanmenlailagougou。”
“lagoushangdiaoyibainian,buxubian。”
henverlahaogoudepanwei,zhenghenverwanzuomama,linruodaihuilaile,lengzhelianbaozhexiongdangzaitamianqian,lengshengdao:“youshiwenni。”
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