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第15章捅破窗户纸
zhongtingxiunaobuyi，danyitianxingzheishihouyijingchenglezhongshizhide，tayoubuhaoshuoshenme。
ermianduiguoxieledashiduoduobirendezhongshaoping，zheishihouhuanzuoshiqitaren，gujizaoyiyalirushan，rutongtaishanbengyuding。
danyitianxingqueshimianbugaise，napaqianfusuozhi，tayijiucongrongbupo，lianshangguazhedandandexiaoyi，kanzheyanqiandeyiqunren，rutongxinshangzhewutaishangdexiaochou。
yitianxingdandandao：“anzhaowoyijiayunizhongjiadeshijiaoguanxi，jiangdaoli，womenjiugaishipingbeixiangjiao，buguohenxianran，niyinggaishibuyuanyide。”
zhongshaopingchixiaoyisheng，houbianbushaorenyemanlianbuxieyubiyi。
yitianxingzuijiaoshangyangjiezhedao：“dangran，laozigengbuzaihu！”
yuqiyizhuan，“xianzai，zaizuodeyouyiweisuanyiwei，doujiwotinghaole，laozilaizheili，bushiweilepanquanfugui，gengbushi......”
muguangkanxiangzhongting，“gengbushiweileni，shishishang，paibeilunzinigaihanwoyishengyishu，buguowozixixianglexiang，nihaishibuyaohanchukoudehao，langfeibiaoqing！”
zhongtingmanliandaizhi，haoba，gaiside**，jiusuannishuodeshishishi，danniyetaibuyaolianle？
ranerzhongtingyoubujinxiangqiyuyitianxingdiyicijianmiandechangjing，bierenyexubuzhidao，dantaxiangdangqingchu，neitianyitianxingkanxiangzijideyanshen，queshishineizhongnongnongdexianqi。
yejiushishuo，yitianxingduineicengjingdeyizhihunyue，benshenjiubaozhebuxieyigudetaidu。
pianpianzhongtingjiaozhenle，weicihaidiaochaleyouguanyuyitianxingdeyiqie，ranhoujintianyouzaizheiyangbushishiyidechanghe，henhenlailecishenbudao。
suoyizhuannianyixiang，zhongtingbianmianhongerchi，poyoudiannaoxiuchengnudeyisi。
“放肆！”
“不要脸！”
“yitianxingniyigedexingyoukuideren，yexianggenwodabopingbeixiangjiao？gunduziba！”
“yebusapaoniaozhaozhaoziji，nishishenmedexing？”
“laji，jiushigetiaoliangxiaochou！”
“......”
qitazhongjiarenjiumeineimeduogujile，yitianxingyikaikoubianfanlezhongnu，rangtamenfenfeneyuxiangxiang。
cenghualianmunvyexianggenzhebudao，danyitianxingdelianseyijingbiandebingleng。
yitianxingdao：“yiqun**，wozhongbobosuiranbingrugaohuang，dantahaimeiyoujianyanwangni，nimenyigegejiurucipobujidaima？”
zhongjiarenliansetieqing，danyitianxingbanchuzhongjiuzhang，rangtamenzhongjiushiyousuoguji。
yitianxinglenghengyisheng，jiezhedao：“heng，laozilaizheilibushigennimenjiangdaolide，zhiyuwodedexingruhe，nimenyimeishengwo，ermeiyangwo，wozenmeyangxuyaonimenlaipintoulunzu？”
shuozhe，tademuguangdourankanxiangzhongshaoping，“nizhidaozhongboboweishenmerenweinibushihezhangquanzhongjiama？meicuo，jiuyinweiniyubukeji，pianpianhaikuangwangzida！”
zhongshaopingborandanudao：“fangpi，yitianxingnijianzhihushuobadao，bieyiweinisizijianlewoba，jiunengdiandaoheibai，siyiniezaoyaoyan！”
yitianxingqueshixiaodao：“jiuzhidaonibuxin，suoyiwolandegennimenzhengbian，zanmenyongshishishuohua。”
zhongshaopingyinchenzheliandao：“shishi？suoweideshishijiushinideyimianzhicima？”
zheige“yimianzhici”yongdeshizhenhaoa，haohaodeyigechengyudaolenimenkouli，jingranjiushiliangzhongjieranbutongdeyisi。
laozigangcaibeiqianfusuozhi，cenghualiansuoshuojiubushiyimianzhici？zhongtingturanbudao，suiranshishishi，danzailaozimeiyoudiantoudeqingkuangzhixia，hechangyoubushiyimianzhici？
nimenbianpailaozigenliangjiadehunshi，gezhongxianruweizhudesiyichuaice，nandaojiubushiyimianzhici？
zhongshaoping，shisheijinilianle？rangnizailaozimianqiantanshenmeyimianzhici？
yitianxingbuxiedao：“fangxin，woshiyigechengnianren，erqiewoshuohuaxianglaizunzhongshishi，bingqieyuanyiduizijideyanxingfuze，zheiyidian，nimenzheixieguanmiantanghuangderenjiubiegenlaozibile！”
有人准备驳斥。
“doubizui！”yitianxingturanjiubaozaodao：“sixingfanzaitedingdechanghezhonghaiyoufayanquanni，nimenyigegehoujishenme？buranglaozibahuashuowan，shixiangzheyannimendexinxu，haishinimenyoushenmebukegaorendemude？”
bushaorenzhanglezhangzuiyuyanyouzhi，yinweizhongshaopingshiyitamenanjing，suoyixianchangzhongshitingzhilesaodong。
raoshiruci，bushaorenyeanzhongfashi，ruguoyitianxingjintianbushuochugesuoyiranlai，tamenjuebuhuiqingyifangguoyitianxingduitamendemaofan！
“shizheiyang......”
yitianxingmianwujusekankanertandao：“chuanshuorenzhijiangsi，zongnengyujianyixieshenmidexianxiang，dangranzheidianyoudaikaozheng，womenjiubuduozhuishu。”
“zongeryanzhi，zhongbobogangcaijiandaowo，tashuowoshitianmingzhizi，youhongfuqitiandemianxiang，bingqieyijingyujiandaowojianglaibijiangfeihuangtengda，guangzongyaozu！”
tianmingzhizi？feihuangtengda？guangzongyaozu？
zhongrenmudengkoudai，zheidoushenmegenshenme？nihaiyaobuyaolianle？laozikuzidoutuole，nijiugenwoshuozhei？
yitianxingbalebashoujiezhedao：“bieshuonimenbuxin，woyebuxina，sheibuzhidaowoyitianxingjiaporenwang？sheibuzhidaoxianzaishigerendouganduiwozhishouhuajiao，shuowodexingyoukui？”
zhongrenxieni，suannishixiang！
raneryitianxingyuqiyizhuan，yanshenlvedaiwanweidesaoshiyiquan，“raner，zhongboboxin，tahaishuozijiyujiandaozhongjiahuizaoyumiedingzhizai，erzheiyiqie，douhuicongzhongshaopingnizhangquanzhongjiahoukaishifasheng。”
钟邵平怒不可遏。
yitianxingtanletanshou，qidingshenxiandao：“xinbuxinshinimendeshi，fanzhengzhongbobojiushizheimeshuode，suoyiweilerangzhongjiayanxuhuihuang，talaorenjiajuedingzanshibuguitianle，yaoduohuojigeniantou。”
zhengchunchunyudongdeyiqunzhongjiaren，wenyandunshidajingshise，youqishizhongshaopingdengtonghuo，tamenyigegelianshangdouchengxianchujingyibuding、kongjudengdengfuzadebiaoqing。
piankehou，zhongshaopingchenshengdao：“yitianxing，nishuodehuawomendoutingdaole，zhiyuzheishiwobadeyisi，haishinijieguyaoyanhuozhong，zheixiezanqiebulun。”
“jiushuowobadebingqing，niquedingzijibushizaihushuobadao？”
“heng！”budengyitianxinghuiying，zhongshaopinglenghengyishengjiezhedao：“zuoweirenzi，wodangranxiwangwobatalaorenjiazhangmingbaisui，danzhongsuozhouzhi，wobashiaizhengwanqi。”
“yitianxing，niyeshuoguozijishigechengnianren，huiduizijideyanxingfuze，neinixianzaidaoshishuoshuo，aizhengwanqizenmegezhifa？niyouzennengrangwobaduohuojigeniantou？”
“nizuihaobushinawobadeshengmingkaiwanxiao，suoyiniruguobunengjiwozhongjiayigejiaodai，jintianwozhongshaopingbuhuiqingyifangguoni，wozhongjiayibuhuifangguoni！”
zhongjiarenqunqijifen，fenfenselineirengezhongfanghenhua。
zheigeshihou，yuanbenbaochichenmodeneibufenzhongjiaren，baokuozhongtingzainei，tamenkanxiangyitianxingdeyanshenyedoubiandebushanqilai。
wofenglecaihuigenlaizheili，yitianxingnizijizhaosibuyaojin，biedaishangwoa，woshangyoulaoxiayouxiao，shoubudezheiyangde**a！
yitianxingshenhoudehuangboliangtuidazhan，tasihuganshoudaozhongjiarendeshaqi，zhenggerenhedemianwurense。
“噗哧！”
zuoweidangshiren，yitianxingqueshixiaochulesheng，“bushi，nimenjigeyisia？shiwobiaodanenglibugouqingchu，haishinimenlijienengliyouwenti？”
“laozinandaomeishuoguo，neixiedoushizhongbobodehuame？shitahuiguangfanzhaodejinyuliangyana，nimenzheixiezuohoubeide，napaxinlibuxiangxinlaoyezidehua，biaomianshangyezhishaogaizunzhongtalaorenjiadehuaba？”
“wojiuqileguaile，nimenshikanwojiaporenwanghaoqifu，haishijuezhelaoziruanruowuneng？suoyinimenyigegede，douxiangcaishanglaoziliangjiao？”
嘎吱......
yitianxingtuikaibingfangmen，yanzhongjingmangshanshuo，“shishishengyuxiongbian，nimenrenweiwoqiaoyanlingseyehao，renweiwohushuobadaozaoyaoshengfeiyehao，wozhongbobohaihuozhe，tahainengshuohua！”
zhongshaopingdengrendunshiyizhi，bingbushitamennaozibuhaoshi，ershiyishijianmeikaolvdaozheidian。
shouxian，zhongjiazairenminyiyuanrenduoshizhong，jihusuoyoukanguozhongjiuzhangdeyisheng，dourenweitatingbuguojintian，suoyizaizhongrenqianyishili，zheishihoudezhongjiuzhanggensirenwuyi。
yincizheixierengenbenjiumeikaolvguozhongjiuzhanghainengshuohuazheidian，dangranyebupaichutamenxinxu、weijudengxinli，youguyihulvezheidiandexianyi。
xianzaiyitianxingtongpozheicengchuanghuzhi，bingqiedakailebingfangmen。
yishijian，yizhongshaopingweishoudeneibufenzhongjiaren，dunshijingrandouyoudiandanzhanxinjingdeganjue。
yitianxingdao：“zhongboboyuanhua，tasuoyouernvkeyijinqu，qitarenwaibianhouzhe，ng，zhongtingniyewaibiandaizhe！”
zhongtingdunshijiujiyanle：“ni......nipingshenmeburangwojinqu？neishiwoyeye！”
yitianxinglengxiaodao：“xingle，jiunizheixiongdawunaodenvren，wanyinichuyanbuxunqisilelaoyezi，shuobudinghaihuiqianliandaowoni，suoyi，nibunengjinqu。”
gaisideyitianxing，zongyouyitian，nihuizhidaodezuinvrendexiachangyouduobeicande！
zhongtingfeidouyaoqizhale，ketagenzhongjiuzhangzhongjiushigeleyidai，suiranyuqitasunbeibiqilai，tagenzhongjiuzhangyaogengqinhenduo，danweilegongpingqijian，yezhinengzanshirenqitunsheng。
ersuizheyitianxingtongpochuanghuzhi，zhongshaopingdengrenyemeibanfachuaizhemingbaizhuanghutu，suoyijinguanneixintante，yezhinengtingcongyitianxingdeanpai。
yuhaomeneryan，fucizixiaodexingxiang，jueduishiwanjinbuhuan。
zhongshaopingxianranyebuganmaotianxiazhidabuwei，qitarengengshiruci。
xiaohushiyouchuqule，linzoubamenqingqingguanshang。
zhongjieyutongletongyitianxingdegebo，qingshengdao：“yijiaxiaozi，wobashuoniyoubanfazhihaotalaorenjiadebing？zhendejiade？daodishishenmebanfa？”
tayishensuoxuedoulaiziyuzhongjiuzhang，suibunengshuoqingchuyulanshengyulan，danyeyoujiufenzhenchuan。
jiuliantadourenweizhongjiuzhanghuitianfashu，yitianxingzheixiaozijiujingyoushenmebenshi，jingshiranglaoyeziduitaguamuxiangkan，hairenweitayourangrenqisihuishengdenengli？
daobushizhongjieyuyixiaorenzhixindujunzizhifu，shizaishizheijianshitaiguofeiyisuosi......
yitianxingzhoumeidao：“youhuajiushuohua，biedongshoudongjiaode，woyoushihoufanyingkuai，ruguoyigetiaojianfanshebuxiaoxinbaninongmeile，neikebushiwuhuinengshuodeqingde！”
zhongjieyumeihaoqidengletayiyan，buchuiniubininengsima？
“bienao！”zhongjieyuyansudao：“jintianzheishikebunengkaiwanxiao，ruguonizhendebieyouyongxin，napakanzainiwoliangjiashijiaodefenshang，wobuzhuijiunidezeren，womenzhongjiaqitarenyejueduibuhuifangguoni！”
yitianxingtanlekouqidao：“ai，zheiyouwoshenmeshia？shilaoyezirenweitahainengzaiqiangjiuyixia，pianpianyoushuoneiyixianshengjizaiwozhei，wonengzenmeban？woyehenjuewanga！”
hunzhang，laoyezisuiranbingrugaohuang，danhaibudaoshenzhibuqingdedibu，nixiaoziyaomeishuoshenme，talaorenjiahuitufaqixiangrangnichushouyizhi？
ruguokeyi，zhongjieyuzhenxiangzouyitianxingyidun。
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