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wobeihuangshangqindianrutahougongweifei,yuanyinhenjiandan。
我是个傻子。
xinhunye,huangshangtunqulongpao,zuanjinwobeizili,shuoyaochongxingwo。
woqinlehuangdimanliankoushui:“zenmechongxing?jiushixiangzheiyangtietieqinqinma?”
huangshangchuanzheqi:“wojiaoni。xiaoshazi,zhenjianzhiaisinile!”
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wocongxiaojiuhetarenbutong。
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“wodexiaoaning,jintianguodekaixinma?”
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“haoxiangbutaibukaixin。”
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“怎么回事?”
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congcishishangzaimeiyouzheigeren。
“wodexiaoaningshitiandixiazuihaode。”
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“diedemingshixiaoaningjide,nidemingyeshixiaoaningjide!”
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shiwodiedielvlingshibing,shisihanweixianhuang。
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feiyaoshuoyoushenmebuyiyang,jiushiwozongshixihuanliekaizuixiao,koushuiliudedaochudoushi。
jiandaowoderen,doushuozheihaizixiaomimidi,zhangdebaijingbiaozhi,tuotuodemeirenpeizi。
keshiwoliangsuibanhaibuhuishuohua,fuliderendouhuaiyiwoshigeyaba,danmeirenganshuo。
zhiyouwodiediezongshichongnidifumowodetoushuo:
“wodexiaoaningshiguirenyuchi!”
wokaikoushuohuadeneitian,zhenghaoshixianhuangdeshouyan。
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“yizhuanyan,zhangchengxiaoguniangle。”
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“万岁!”
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danwohaishigenzhengchangxiaohaibuyiyang。
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kewotianshengyunqijiubucuo,yinggaishisharenyoushafuba。
jideneinianhanzainaodehenxiong,yinianmeiyouxiayu,liangshikeliwushou。
先皇愁得大病不起。
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好烫。
“xiayuba......xiayuba......”
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gangshuowan,chuangwaikaishiqifeng。
“嘻嘻!”
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“看!看!”
suihouyigexingqidedayu,jiejuelehanzai。
xianhuangdebingyehaole,erwoyoudedaoleyigefenghao。
福慧郡主。
寓意福慧双修。
wobumingbaishenmeyisi,wozhizhidaowomingzijiaofulening。
我出50万彩礼,老婆转头给了她弟弟
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