xinshutuijian,《zhuixuweizunshenzhuo》youshitianlanyuesuobianxiededoushishenghuoleixiaoshuo,benxiaoshuodezhujiaoshenzhuozhangruoyu,qingjieyinrenrusheng,feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi:“baba,nizainaerya,neigehuaishushuyoulaiqifumamale,mengmenghaopa,babanikuaihuilaiya,wuwuwu。”“baobeibupa,babamashanghuilai,bukua,guai。”shenzhuozhijiegubushangzhunbeimaihuijiadecai,quanbudiuzailecaitanzishang,jiezhejinwoshouji,falefengsidewangjialipao,taxinlichongmanlefennuheyuannian。...
shenzhuoxinlidefennu,yijingrutonghuoshanbaofayiban,zuyihandongtiandi。
“aaaa!zhangruoyu,niguofen,nitaiguofenle,jiranzheiyang,neiwomen……”
“lihun”lianggezishenzhuozhengyaotuokouerchu,taqideqingjinbaoqi,zuanjinquantou。
danzheishi,zhuwodemendakai,yishensuihuaqundezhongnianfunvchuxian,talianshanghuazhenongzhuang,chuxiandeyishunjianbianyongjiqiyanedeyanshengualeshenzhuoyiyan。
“houshenmehou,nishenzhuochichihelasashuidoushiwomenjiade,nihaiyouzigehou?niyaobuyaolian。”
“zhidaowonverweishenmebujinigeshuofama?tadoumeizuo,weishenmeyaojinishuofa?shinizijixiangtaiduo。”
shenzhuokandaozhangmuniangtangyunchuxian,tinglezheifanhuagengqi,dao:“ma,tabozishangdewenhen,woshideyandi,lajitongdezhituan,haiyoutazhejishoushizoudechuangdan,zheihaishiwozijixiangduole?”
“你等一下。”
tangyunlenghengyisheng,xianshizoudaowoshibalajitongdelajilinchulaiheqitalajifangyiqi,jiezhecongzhangruoyushoulibachuangdandiujinxiyijilimianxi,zuihoucaizouchulai,lilelizijideyifu,mianlubiyizhise。
“feiwu,niyixiaorenzhixindujunzizhifu。wonverbozishangdehenjineishishenmewenhen,shijiuchulaide。zhiyuyandi,neishinibazaiwoshihaoledongxi,liuxiade。zuihoudezhituanhechuangdan。”
“hehe,zhituanshinibaganmaole,cailiuxia。chuangdanzangle,nandaobuxi?zhidaowoweishenmegenniyigefeiwujieshima?wozhishibuxiangrangnidianwuwonver,yinweinizheigefeiwu,wonveryijinggoukelianle,womenmeishuonijiusuanle,nihaixiangtiaogouyiyangzainaerjiao。”
shenzhuotinglezheihua,yishijianyouxiehuaiyile。
anzhaotangyundehuazhengjianshishinengshuodeguoqu,dantazongjuedenaerbuduijing。
tangyunyoudao:“hao,womenqiebushuowonverdaodiyoumeiyougenbiedenanrenguihun,jiusuanzhendechuquguihunle,neihaibushiyinweinizheigefeiwumeibenshi。ruzhuiwunian,niweijializuoleshenmegongxian?chulezuojiawu,niyidianjiazhidoumeiyou。”
shenzhuowojinquantou,tayouhechangyuanyidangfeiwu,kezicongwunianqiandeshiqingfashenghou,tazaijinchengshirenrenjiezhidefeiwu,genbenjiumeiyounagegongsihuiyaota。
jiusuantaxiangzuochuyixiechengjilai,ketainanle。
suoyitachulebangjializuodianjiawu,fuwuhaozheigetakuijiudenvrenyiwai,genbenbuzhidaogaizuoshenmecaihao。
“dan,dannvershuo,yougenanrenlaijialilai,haishuoyaozuotaxinbaba,zheigezenmejieshi?”shenzhuoxiangdaozheigezaiciwen。
tangyunyilianbiyi,dao:“nizheisixianga,zhenshiwochuo。neishixiaoyutongxuegangcailaile,neishigenvde,zhishiduanfa,aiku,meiyounvrendedaban,mengmengjiugaocuole。neishirenjiakaiwanxiaoni,xiaohaizidangzhen,niyedangzhen?”
“没脑子吗?”
shenzhuoyiting,dunshixiangqizhangruoyuyougenvhanzitongxue,zhibuguohenshaodaojialilai,shizhiqiantaoueryingzhangruoyushuoqiguo,suoyicaizhidao。
“wo,wozhenwuhuile?”
“niyiweini?shenzhuo,nifeiwujiusuanle,danwobuyunxunidianwuwonver,nizixixiangxiang,yinweini,womenjiachileduoshaoku,shouleduoshaoweiqu。wonverdetongxuenayicibushixuanyaotamendelaogongduoyouxiu。”
tangyunyilianfennu,“kewonverdelaogongni?zhishigefeiwu。dangchu,wonvershixuexiaolimiandetianzhijiaonv,shixiaohua,kexianzaini,beirenshuoshixiaohua,neihaibudouyinweini,kenibusijinqujiusuanle,xianzaihaihuaiyita,nizhenbushirenashenzhuo!”
zheifanhua,rangshenzhuoxinlihenbushiziwei,takanzhangruoyuyizhibushuohua,tayiweizhangruoyushibuxiangjieshi,yuanlaishimeibiyaojieshi。
tabazhangruoyuhaizheimecan,zhangruoyuyouyoushenmexinqinglaijieshizheixieshiqing。
kenengduizhangruoyulaishuo,nixiangzenmexiangneijiuzenmexiang,genwowuguan。
yedeque,zhangruoyuzheiwunianshoudaoneimeduorendechaoxiaohexiuru,ruguomeiyigerendezhiyitadouyaoqujieshi,neiyeshizaishitaileileyixie。
xiangtongzheiyiqiedeshenzhuo,manliankuijiu,zhanglezhangzuiquebuzhidaogaizenmeduizhangruoyubiaodale。
cishi,mengmengmaizheyishuangxiaotuipaoguolai,yonglianoubandeshoutuitangyun,bingzhangkaixiaoshou,xiaolianshangmanshibuyue。
“waipohuaidan,mengmengbuyunxuwaipomababa,buranmengmengjiubuxihuanwaipole。”
tangyunfennudeqiyandunshijiangzhu,tasheidoubupa,jiupazheixiaojiahuo。
dangji,taehenhendedengleyiyanshenzhuo:“hailengzhezuoshenme,gangcaixiaoyuguangzhejiaoshoushilewuzi,xianzaiyaoxijiao,ranhouqucanjianinainaideshoudan,haibugankuaiqudaxijiaoshui。”
shenzhuohaimeishuoshenme,mengmengyouduzhezui,gengbugaoxingle:“heng,waipohaishimababa,mengmengbuxihuanwaipole。”
唐芸:“……”
“aiya,wodeguaisuner,waipobumale。”
tangyunwunai,tajiuchongzheigewaisun。
bianjianmengmengxiangdarensidewanqiyixiu,qingqingpailepaizijibabadeshoubei,anweidao:“babameishier,mengmengbangbaba。”
suiji,mengmengpaodaoweishengjianqujieleyipenreshui,henchilideduanguolai。
zhangruoyuheshenzhuojianle,tongyishijianlianmangshangqu。
“baobei,mamazijilai。”
shenzhuoxiangshuodianshenme,danhuranjuede,zijiyoudianbeiai。
mengmenglikefangxiaxijiaopen,calecajianzailianshangdeshuizhu,yangqiudao:“mama,yihoumengmengjimamadaxijiaoshui,buyaomababale,buyaohebabachaojia,haoma?”
zhangruoyuxinzangcitong,xinlifeichangnanguo,danlianshangquemeiyounanguodeyangzi,tayanranyixiao,jiangnvermengmengbaozaihuaili:“mamadehaonver。”
jinguanmeiluchunanguodeyangzi,danshengyinqueyeyouxiegengyan。
shenzhuozaipangbianxinligengjiakuijiule,tazhanglezhangzui,dao:“wo,wo,wowuhuinile,duibuqi……”
“xingle,bieshuozheixiemeiyongde。nihuantaoganjingdeyifuba,zhongwuqucanjiashoudan,jizhuqianwanbuyaoshuoneixiefeihua,bizuijiuhao,buyaojiwomendiulian,womenjiuamituofole。”zhangruoyudao。
tangyunyedao:“yaoshiganzuochurangwomendiuliandeshier,wogaosunimeiyongdefeiwu,yihounijiuzaicesuoquchifan。”
shenzhuobuganduoshuohua,zhinengzhuanshenjinwoshi。
zhangruoyukanzheshenzhuolikaidebeiyingbuzhidaozaixiangshenme。
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