tiemabinghede《zhenyajinjidewo，jingrankaijubeimaishenle？》zheibenshuxiedehenhao！yuyanfengfu，henshizhidekan，chutianxiazixingshibenshudezhujiao，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:“ruguonijixushouzhezheifenmimi，huidailaihuohuan，wokeyibaozhuni，danwufabaozhunidejiaren！daozhinifuqinshizongdeshili，yijingchuxian……
“womeishi，nidaishangxiazixinglikai，qujinlingjunbu，wolaijinimenduanhou。”chutiandandandeshuodao。
“那你自己小心！”
“走！”
linyuluomeiyousihaoyouyu，qinzikangqilexiazixing，daizheyanyunshibaqikuaisulikai。
jishihaoheiyirenchengzuozhishengji，congkongzhongluoxia，youruyoulingyiban，guimeidezhuixianglelinyuluoyixingren。
chutianbingmeiyouzulan，ershijingjingdizhanzaiyuandi，sihushizaidengdaizheshenme。
sandaorenyingcongheianzhongzouchu，laidaolechutianshenqian。
“你们想拖住我？”
chutianwailewainaodai，manbujingxindeshuodao。
“hehe，woyiweicicirangwomenlaizuoshenme，yuanlaijiushiduifunizheizhongruchouweigandemaotouxiaozia，nizheizhongfeiwu，wodanshoujiunengniesini！”
“buyaodayi，xiaoxinyingoulifanchuan！”
“zheizhongfeiwuyezhidewomenrenzhenma？nihaizhenshiyuehunyuedanxiaolea！”
sanrenshencaixiongzhuang，shuangbeiyouruqiulongdejirou，chongmanlebaozhaxingdeliliang。
“woyemeixiangdaozijideduishou，huishinimenzheizhongwumingxiaozu。”chutianshiwangdeyaoleyaotou。
“hahaha，tashuowomenshiwumingxiaozu？jingdizhiwa，buzhitiangaodiguang！neiwojiurangnizuoyigemingbaigui！”
“woshiyanhuangdiguowudaobangdijiudeleijiangwu，tamenfenbieshidishiyidejiangguangli、dishisandeqinyaoyang，womensanrenlianshoulaishani，zhenshishajiyongniudao！”
leijiangwuxinvedelengxiaozhe，genbenmeibachutianfangzaiyanli。
“suzhansujue，haiyaoquzhuineigexiazixing！”jiangguanglilengshengshuodao。
“那就动手吧！”
qinyaoyangbachuhutoudao，shayisenran。
chutianshiwangdeyaoleyaotou，tayuanbenyiweihuishiguiqilinlaituozhuziji，yanqiandesanrensuiranyeshijianghushangdegaoshou，danzheizhongminjianwudaobangshangderen，zaichutianmianqian，queshigenbenbuzhiyiti。
“nimensangeyiqishang，wobuxianglangfeishijian，dongma？”chutiangoulegoushizhi，shenzhishimeiyouxingquzhudongchushou。
“狂妄！”
qinyaoyangbaonudechongxianglechutian，youruxiashanmenghu，qishijingren！
“砰！”
chutianzuijiaoshangyang，yiquanzhijiehongfeileqinyaoyang。
qinyaoyangzhijiedaofeichuqu，shuaizailefeixuzhong，jingnudecongfeixuzhongpaqilai，“xiaobailianzi，liqidaoshibuxiao！”
“heng！zhenshidiurenxianyan！”
jiangguanglijifenglengxiaozhe，huayinluoxiachongxianglechutian。
chutianyigeceshen，qingsongduoguojiangguanglidegongji，fanshouanzailejiangguanglidenaodaishang，zhongzhongdezazaidimian，suihouyijiaochuaifeichuqu。
“woshuoguole，buyaolangfeishijian。”chutiandandandeshuodao。
“zheixiaozibujiandan，yinzangdehenshen，doujiwoxiaoxinyidian！”leijiangwulianselengchen，muguangyinyidejindingzhechutian。
qinyaoyanghejiangguangliliangrenchilekui，lianseyinchendekepa，buganzaiqingshichutian。
“速战速决！”
leijiangwunuhou，tineibaofachuyizhonghairendeliliang，zhoushendedimiandoushizhandongqilai。
“啊啊啊！”
“啊啊啊！”
qinyaoyanghejiangguangliliangrenyeshiwoquannuhou，baofachukongbudeliliang，zheizhongliliangchongmanleyapoxing，fangfonenggouhuimieyiqie！
sanrenzhoushenqilangfanyong，yanmuzhongfanqilejinguang，shangyidoushibaoliekai！
“恩？！”
chutianxiazhangdeyanmuweiweimiqi，zuijiaoxianqiyimobinghandelengxiao，“yuanlairuci，zheishixiangudeliliang，guaibuderangnimenjigefeiwulaizulanwo！”
“nijuranzhidaozheishixiangudeliliang？kanlaishiliubudenile！nenggousizaixiangudeliliangxia，niyesuanshisierwuhanle！”
leijiangwukuangaodedaxiaozhe，zheiqiangdadeliliang，rangtajuedezijiyijingjushiwudi。
“zhenshirangrenchenzuideliliang！”
qinyaoyanghejiangguangliliangrenyedoushixingfendedahanzhe。
“愚昧无知！”
chutianxiaozheyaoleyaotou，duizhesanrenbailebaishou。
“找死！”
leijiangwusanrenbaonu，nuhouzhechongxianglechutian。
“砰！”
“砰！”
“砰！”
chutianyiwushuangtiequan，yinghanbeixiangujiachiguodeleijiangwusanren，queshisihaobuluoxiafeng，zheirangleijiangwusanrendoujingnulianlian。
“zhishiranzhixiexupimaozhili，jiuyiweikuijianjiutian，kexiao！”
chutianzaishitanguoxiangudelilianghou，bianshibuzailiushou，baofachuhaohanzhili，shunjianjiangleijiangwusanrenbengfeichuqu！
chutianbingmeiyoudongyongxianguzhili，yemeiyongdongyongjinjizhili，zhishiyikaozhezishendeliliang，bianshiwanquannianyaleleijiangwu、qinyaoyang、jiangguanglisanren。
sanrenjiangtineidexianguzhilibaofadaojizhi，koubixianxuezhiliu，fengkuangdigongjichutian，queyijiushiwufagaibianjumian。
“zhishizhanranleyidianxianguzhili，jiuyiweizijitianxiawudilema？”chutiancaizaileijiangwudehoubei，zhishiweiweifali，bianshizhensuileleijiangwudewuzangliufu。
“zhei……zheibukeneng！wotineidekeshixianguzhili，niyigefanren，ruhenenggouduikangxianrendeliliang！！！”qinyaoyangjingkongdekanzhechutian。
“啊啊啊……”
jiangguanglitongkudeaihaozhe，tineidexianguzhiliyijingshikong，quanshensizhibaihaidoushibeixianguzhilicuihui！
“终究是外力！”
chutianyaoleyaotou，guoduandejieshuleqinyaoyang、jiangguanglidexingming，zhuixianglelinyuluoyixingren。
……
cishidelinyuluo，miansecangbaidemeiyousihaoxuese，xianxueyichuzuijiao，chijianzhichengzheshenqu，shenhoudeyanyunshibaqiyeshizaodaozhongchuang，wulideguidaozaidishang。
“bianguannvwushen，yebuguoruci，zaixiangudeliliangmianqian，yerutonglouyiyiban，bukanyiji！”guiqilinxinvedelengxiaozhe。
“jibianshisi，woyebuhuijiangxiazixingjiaojini！”linyuluocaquzuijiaoxianxue，meimoulenglengdingzheguiqilin。
“hehe，rucipiaoliang，shaletaikexi，woyaobanidaihuiqu，haohaodi**！**nvzhanshen，xiangxiangdourangrenxingfen！”
guiqilinyincecedelengxiaozhe，muguangsiyideyouzouzailinyuluodejiaoqushang。
“你找死！”
linyuluojuemeirongyanxiemannuse，qiangchengqishenqu，nushenghechi。
“meishijiangennifeihuale，jintiannimenlianggewodouyaodaizou！”guiqilinbuganzaituoyanxiaqu，shenyingyouruguimeiban，kuaisudechongxianglinyuluo。
“战神！”
“战神！”
“战神！”
yanyunshibaqiliansehairandabian，xiangyaozulanguiqilin，queshizhandouzhanbuqilai，zhinengbugandekanzheguiqilinqishendaolinyuluoshenqian。
linyuluotongkongjinsuo，mianduibaofaxianguzhilideguiqilin，genbenlaibujizuochufangyu。
“人你带不走！”
jiuzailinyuluojuewangzhiji，chutianchuxianzaishenbian，huishoubianshijiangguiqilinjifeichuqu！
“你……你来了！”
linyuluojiandaochutianchuxian，zuijiaofuxianyimokuxiao，wulidedaolexiaqu，chutianchushoubaozhulelinyuluo。
“zuozhexieyihui，wolaijiejueta。”chutianqingshengshuodao。
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