综艺里捡到的可怜帅哥屿聆yyL-著

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yulingyylxiede《zongyilijiandaodekelianshuaige》deqingjiediedangqifu，kourenxinxian，renwushengdongxianhuo，rangrenguomubuwang！shiyibenbukeduodededuanpianyanqingzuopinle！zhuyaojiangshudeshi：‘zongyizhishen’kedeliudiantilijixuzhaozhewomen。”tayongletadegeng，yuqiqingsong。shenyiyangyemanmanzhanqilai，lianshangdehonghaimeiquantui，danbiaoqinghuanhelebushao。……

精彩章节

renqianzichaogaoxiao，renhouzibeimingandeshenyiyang，zaoyixiguanyongjiaxiaomianjugejueshijie。

zhidaoyujiankailangrutaiyangdexiawanqing，tayiyankanchuantasuoyoucuiruo，jiandingdigaosuta：“zhenshideni，

genghaokan。”tabenzhuodixiexiakaijia，ertawenroudejiezhuleneigezuizhenshideta。1---qiyuedehainan，

redenengbarenshaihua。《qingchunlvtu》dierjideluzhixianchang，renlairenwang，renaodegencaishichangside。

xiawanqingdaodeshihoubusuanzao，tajiandanchuanlejianbaichenshandaniuziduanku，maweibiangaogaoshuqi，

lianshangguazheqiadaohaochudexiao，genzaichangdejiabinhegongzuorenyuanyiyidazhaohu。

tajinniangangkaoyibuxiaochengbenwangjumaotou，yanjilingdong，xinggeyouhao，nengbeizheidangremenzongyiqinglaichangzhu，

jishijihuiyeshitiaozhan。“aiyo，wanqingkesuanlaile！zanmenjiemudeyanzhihehuolidandangdaoweile！

”zhuchirenhonggexiaozheyingshanglai。“honggeninjiubiequxiaowole，woshilaigenzhegeweilaoshixuexi，

shunbiangongxiandianbiaoqingbaode。”xiawanqingxiaozhehuiying，yanjingsaoleyiquanyijingdaodejiabin。zhengshuozhe，

rukouchuturanyizhensaodong，zhixingdaoyannazheduijiangjihan：“yiyangdaole，zhunbeibujigeruchangjingtou！

”xiawanqingshunzheshengyinkanguoqu。yigeshougaodeshenyingjihushibengdazhejinlepaishequ。

chuanzhehualihushaodexiaweiyichenshan，kouzijiusuibiankoulexiabianjige，luchulitoudebaisebeixin，

xiashenshipodongniuziku，toufaranchengleshixialiuxingdewumaihui，youdianluanzaozaode，peishangneizhangguofenjingzhidelian，

youzhongshuobuchudebieniugan。zheijiushishenyiyang。xuanxiudiwumingchudao，changtiaoyiban，

dankaozhezaizongyili“huodechuqu”degaoxiaobiaoxianheneizhong“renjianqingxing”dediaodiao，yingshishachuyitiaolu，

chenglezhishoukeredezongyika。“aiyamaya！baoqianbaoqian！geweilaoshi，geweixiongdijiemei！

lushangneichekaidebiwohaixianglaidujiade，momocengcengde，danwudajiashijianle！”shenyiyangrenhaimeizhanwen，

shengyinjiuxiandaole，yusukuaidegenbengdouziside，

lianshangduizhexiawanqingzaipingmuqianjianguowushucideneizhong、huduwanmeidanyoujiademingxiandexiao。

tayibianshuangshouheshizuoyi，yibianzirandicoudaohonggeshenbian，shumenshuludijiehua：“hongge，

wogangzaiwaitoutingshuozheiqilailexinpengyou？aiyouwozheiyunqi，yilaijiunengchentuowanqingmeimeizheiyangdedameinv，

jiemuzutaidongfanchamengle，wozhei‘choujiao’dandangsuanshihansile！”zheihualikeyinlaiyipianxiaosheng。

xianchangqifenrouyankejiandegenghaile。xiawanqingyegenzhexiao，danmuguangzaishenyiyanglianshangduotinglejimiao。

taneishuanghaokandetaohuayan，yanweiweiweixiachui，xiaoqilaiwanwande，tinghaokan，

dan……neixiaoyijiuxiangyicengbobodeliuli，fuzaibiaomian，yangguangdixiashanshanfaliang，

quegenbenkanbutoudixiazangzheshenme。erqie，jiuzaitahuayingangluodeneiyishunjian，

neiliulisidexiaohaoxiangjiqiduanzandijiangleyixia，kuaiderangrenyiweishiyanhuale。“yiyanggenihao，

woshixiawanqing，teaikannidejiemu，meihuidouxiaodebuxing。”xiawanqingshangqianyibu，zhudongshenchushou，

xiaodetingzhencheng。shenyiyanghaoxianglengleyixia，dagaishimeixiangdaotahuizheimezhijieyouzhengjingdishuo“xihuan”，

bijingtajizijitiedebiaoqianjiushi“dourenlede”。dantafanyingjikuai，limashuangshouwozhuxiawanqingdeshouzhijian，

kuazhangdihuanglehuang：“aiyo！meimeinikebie！xihuanwojiemu？neinixiaodiankezhengou……dutede！

yihouyiqilujiemu，duodandaia，wochuletuohoutuihezhizaoxiaodian，qitagongnengzanshiqianfei！

”youshiyizhenhongxiao。xiawanqingyexiaole，songkaishoushi，

zhijianhaoxianghailiuzhetaguoyuyonglidewoganheyisibuyichajuedeliangyi，zaizheidaretianli，

xiandeyoudiangegeburu。kaijiyishihou，diyigeyouxishifenzushatanpaiqiu。guoran，

mingyunhuozheshuoshijiemuzudeanpaixia，xiawanqingheshenyiyangfendaoleyizu，

tongzudehaiyouyiweitilibutaixingdelaopaigeshouquanshu。shenyiyanglimakuzhelian，

duizhejingtouganhao：“wanduzile！siwangzhizu！quanshudegaowangzhongwobuganleizheta，

wanqingmeimeijiaodididewodehuzhe，hezhejiuwoyirenshitiedade？daoyan，

bodeshihoujidejiwopeige‘beicanshijie’debgm，xiexiele！”youxikaishi，shenyiyangdezuijiumeitingguo。

“kanwodezhimingfaqiu——aiyouwoqu！zheiqiutayouzijidexiangfa！”“jiuqiujiuqiu！a……duibuqiquanshu，

meizazheninba？”“wanqingmeimeikaohou！ranggegewolai！……suiranwolaikenengsidegengcan！

”dantapaodongdetebiemaili，meiyicipujiudouxiangshipinlelaoming，shazihumanletadehuachenshanhelian，

toufabeihandadeyiliuyiliutiezaietoushang，kanzheyoudiancan。youyiciweilejiuyigexianqiu，

tazhenggerenzaijinshakengli，gunleyishensha，paqilaidiyijianshiqueshiduizhejingtouziyale：“qiaojianmei！

biaozhunde‘gouchishi’dongzuojiaoxue，xuefeimianle，jideyijiansanlian！”zhouweixiaoshengmeiduanguo，

jiemuxiaoguoshidaoweile。xiawanqingquezaiyicicajianerguoshi，tingdaotayazhesangzidejicuchuanxi，

kandaotachengzhexigaideshouzhitouyinweiyonglidoufabaile。haiyouyici，tadalegehaoqiu，

defenhouxiayishikanduiyou，zhenghaozhuangjianshenyiyangkantadeyanshen，

limianyouyishanerguode、chuncuidexinshanghe……yisishuobuqingdexianmu？danxiayimiao，tajiubengdelaogao，

zuochufukuadeqingzhudongzuo：“choujianmei！zheijiushibaodatuidekuaile！wanqingmeimeidaiwofei！”zhongchangxiuxi，

dajiahezhezanzhushangdeshui。shenyiyangningkaiyiping，xiandijiquanshu，younaleyipingjixiawanqing，

zijizuihoucainaqiyiping，momozoudaolirenqunshaoyuandedifangzuoxia，yangtouguanlehaojikou。

shuizhushunzhetaxiabakewangxiatang，liuguobozi。taweiweidizhetou，celianxiantiaozaiqiangguangdixiaxiandeyoudiancuiruo，

neishuangzongshizhuangmanxiaoyideyanjingcikekongdangdangdiwangzheyuanchudehaipingmian，meishaqingxu，jiushengxiayiguchenchendelei。

neiganjue，xiangshitahezhenggeshijiezhongjiangelecengboli。xiawanqingxinlimomingbeichuoleyixia。

taxiangqijingjirenzhiqiansuikoutiguoyizui：“shenyiyanga，tingpinde，jiushihaoxiangzongbutaizixin，

kenengzaonianaimaaiduole。”tadangshimeiwangxinliqu，zheihuierqueturanyouleshigan。xiuxijieshu，

dajiazhongxinjulong。shenyiyangjihushimiaoqiehuanzhuangtai，lianshangyouguaqineifuwanshibugongdexiao，

haoxianggangcaineigeanjingdeceyingzhishixiawanqingdecuojue。zuihouyigeguanjianqiu，lundaoshenyiyangfaqiu。

tashenxiyikouqi，biaoqingshishaoyouderenzhen，shenzhidaizhedianhuochuqudejinzhang。qiupaoqilai，

huibei——liduhejiaodudouqiadaohaochu，shigetebiepiaoliangdetiaofa，zhijiedefen！“haoqiu！

”xiawanqingmeirenzhu，tuokouerchu，shengyinlidaizhezhenshidejingxi。

tongzudegongzuorenyuanheqitajiabinyefenfenjiaohao。shenyiyanglengleyixia，haoxiangmeixiangdaozheiqiunengfazheimehao，

gengmeixiangdaohuidedaozheimezhibaidekuajiang。taxiguanxingdibaishou，

zuijiaoyijingkaishichechuzichaodehudu：“xiamaopengshangsihaozi！yunqiyunqi！

zhuyaozheiqiutajintiankeneng……”“bushiyunqi，”xiawanqingdaduanta，zoujinjibu，yanjingliangliangdikanzheta，

yuqitekending，“nishoubeihuidejiaoduhefalidiandouhenzhun，lianguoba？tebielihai！

”shenyiyangmeishuowandezichaoquankasangziyanlile。takanzheta，neishuangzongshishanzhexixuehuokongmangguangdetaohuayanli，

diyiciqingqingchuchudiyingchutadaizhexiao、tebierenzhendelian。tazhanglezhangzui，xiangshuoshenme，

zuihouquezhichechuyigebipingshijianghaoduodexiao，hanhudidunangleju“……shima”，ranhoumengdizhuanshen，

jiazhuangqujianqiu，erduojianquekongzhibuzhudiyoudianhong。neicengyingbangbangxiguanxingdebaohuqiao，

haoxiangbeizheituruqilai、zhenxinshiyidekending，jiqiaoledaoxifeng。suiranxi，danguang，

haoxiangzhongyunengtoujinquyidianle。2---jiemuludeneijiaoyigejinluomigu。jitianchuxialai，

xiawanqingkanshenyiyangshiyuekanyuetou。tafaxiantazheirentemingan，pangbianrenqingxushaoyoudianbudui，

talimajiunengdaizhe，ranhouyongziheihuozhekaiwanxiaobalengchangjirehuilai。

tahaifaxiantahaoxiangyouge“gaoxiaoxiaochao”，xiuxishihououertoutoumomonachulaisaoliangyan，genkaoqianfuxiside。

youyihuihuanjieyaozhanshigerencaiyi，bierenyouchanggede、youtiaowude、youshuoxiangshengde。lundaoshenyiyang，

tachengyixiabengchulai，shuoyaobiaoyange“yimiaobianlian”he“yonglianjiedangao”，badahuoerdoudedongdaoxiwai。

danxiawanqingjideqingchu，qianyitianwanshangtashuibuzhe，liudadaojiudianxiaohuayuan，

yinyinyueyuetingjianyuanchuhaitanneibianyouduanduanxuxudejitasheng，dandeshiduandiaozitingmeideminyao，shoufaliudehen，

tingzhehaiyoudiandandandeyoushang。tahaoqicoujindianer，yueguangdixia，neigezuozaijiaoshishangbaozhejitadeshouliubeiying，

bushishenyiyanghainengshishei。ketatingjianjiaobusheng，genshoujingdetuzisidemengdiyiting，jitashengkayixiajiumeile，

tazhuanguotou，lianshangshunjianduiqineifushudebunengzaishudexiao：“aiyouwanqingmeimeiyeshimian？lailailai，

gejinizhengduan‘cuimianqu’——liangzhilaohupaodekuai！”shuowanjiuzhenyongjitahuajididanqile《liangzhilaohu》，

bazhiqianneiqifenhuideganganjingjing。xiawanqingpeihezhexiaole，xinlitouquemomingyoudiandudehuang。haiyouyici，

jiemuzuanpaiqudangdiyushitiyanshenghuo，fenzubisaimaihaixian。shenyiyangneizushouqibei，choudaodezhongleibuhaomai，

yejidiandi。zongjiedeshihou，youshitadiyigetiaochulai，baguoquankouzijishenshang：“wodecuowodecuo！

douguaiwozheizhanglianzhangdetaibu‘kaiwei’le，gukeyikanwojiubaole，yanzhongyingxiangxiaoliang！

xiahuijiemuzujiwozhenggemianjudaidai，wobaozhengxiaoshouecengcengwangshangzhang！”dajiayoubeidouxiaole，

huatichenggongbeidaipian。danxiawanqingliuyidao，dengdajiaxiaowanzhuyilinuokaihou，

shenyiyangqiaomotuidaotanweihoutoudeyinyingli，dizhetou，yongjiaojianyouyidameiyidadiniandishangdesuibing，

zuijiaoneiqiangchechulaidexiaozaianchulimameileying，zhishengxiayizhongjinhumamudeshiluo。neibiaoqing，

rangxiawanqingxinligenbeixiaozhenzhaleyixiaside。zhuanjifashengzaiyigetingyiwaidewanshang。

yuandingdehaitanshaokaopayinweituranjiaoxialaidedayupaotangle。luzhizanting，jiabinmengehuigewu。

xiawanqingxiangqibaitianzuorenwudeshihou，haoxiangbayitiaotingxihuandeshoulianluohaibianliangtingle，

neiwanyierduitayouyiyi，tajuedingmaoyuquzhaozhao。dazheshoudian，guozheyuyi，tashenyijiaoqianyijiaopaodaoliangting，

jieguofaxianlitouzaojiuyourenle。shishenyiyang。tayigerenzuoliangtingzhangyishang，meiwanshouji，

yemeixiangpingshineiyangzuilibabadibeiduanzi，jiuganzuozhe，

kanzhetingziwaitouhuahuadedayuheheiququfanyongdehaimian。yushuizazaitingzidingshang，pilipalaxiang，

xiandetingzilitoujingdeheren。tazhenggerensuozaidawaitaoli，

ceyingdanbodehaoxiangxiayimiaojiuyaobeizheichenchendeyeheyushengjitunle。tingjianjiaobusheng，

taheyitiaosidemengdihuitou，lianshangdaizhemeilaidejizanghaodehuanghelei。kandaoshixiawanqing，tamingxiansonglekouqi，

jihushibennengdi，neifuwanshibugongdemianjuyouyaowangshangdai：“yo，wanqingmeimeiyelaiyeguantianxiang？

zheiyuxiadegenyipingquzhaotabayaoqianneitianside……”“wozhaoshoulian，baitiankenengluozheierle。

”xiawanqingmeirangtakaishipaohuoche。tazoudaotaduimianzuoxia，bashoudianfangyibian，

rouhedeguangquanqusanleyixiaokuaihei。“nini？zenmeyigerenmaozheier？”shenyiyangyeleyixia，yanshenduoshan，

bugankanta，ganxiaoliangsheng：“wo？wochulaijinxingdianyishujiadeyouyusikao，zhaozhaolinggan……ke，

qishishiwulitaimen，chulaichuankouqi。”tashengeryueshuoyuexiao，zuihoujigezidoukuaibeiyushenggaiguoqule。

xiawanqingmeizaibaogenwendi，ditoujiazhuangzhaoshoulian。liangtinglixianruyizhongweimiaodeanjing，

jiushenghualaladeyushengchaochaozhe。guolehaoyihuier，shenyiyanghurantebieqingdi，

xiangshiziyanziyudunangleyiju：“qishi……youshihoujuedezhentingleide。”shengerqingpiaopiaode，

daizheyigunongnongdefajinger，haiyouyisijihutingbuchulaidegengyan。xiawanqingtaiqitou。

tahaishikanzhetingziwaitou，meikanta，haoxianggangcaineihuajiushitadehuanjue。

yushuifandeguanggoulechutarouhedecelian，zheihuierxielesuoyouweizhuang，xiandetebieanjing，shenzhiyoudiancuiruo。

xiawanqingxinruanleyixia。tatingxiashoulidedongzuo，qingshengjiehua：“ng，kanchulaile。”shenyiyangmengdizhuanguotou，

yanjingliquanshijingyaheyisibeikanchuanledehuang，xiayishiyouxiangyongwanxiaogaiguoqu：“a？kanchulaiwotoulanle？

wojiuzhidaowozheiyanji……”“kanchulainihennuli，”xiawanqingkanzheta，yanshenganjingyoutancheng，

shengyinwenhedanyouli，“nulirangdajiakaixin，nulizuohaoxiaoguo，nulibulengchang。shenzhi……nulidiheiziji。

”shenyiyangchedishaneierle，zuiweizhangzhe，kanzhetashuobuchuhua。haoxiangconglaimeirenzheimezhibaidichaichuanta，

youzheimejingzhundi……kendingta“nuli”zheihuishibenshen。erbushixiaohuatazhihuizheimenuli。

“qishinibuyongzongzheiyangde，”xiawanqingjiezhewangxiashuo，yuqilimeikelian，jiuyizhongpinghededong，

“oueryenengsongyixia，buyongshishikekebengzhexianxiangzhefeidedouxiaoshei。zhishao……zaizheierkeyi。

”tazhilezhizheigebeidayugechulaidexiaoxiaoliangting。shenyiyangzhigougoukanzheta，

neishuangzongshixiangmenglecengwudetaohuayanli，haoxiangyoushenmedongxizaimenghuang。qilelaojiudexinqiang，zaizheigeyuye，

beizheiqingqingrourouqueyoutejiandingdehua，jizaokaigexiaokouzi。bingliangdeyushuihaoxiangdailetadewendu，shenlejinqu。

tamengdidixiatou，shouzhitouwuyishidisisizuanzhezijiyijiao，guanjiedoufanbaile。

jianbangjibukejiandidouleyixia。guolelaobantian，tacaiyongyizhongtediteya，

chadianbeiyushenggaiguoqudeshengershuo：“……dajiabujiuxiangkanzheiyangma？xiaozhede，chuchoude，

meixinmeifeideshenyiyang。zhenshide……youshahaokande。”zuihouyiju，qingdegentanqiside，

guomanlezichaohekuweier。“wojuedehaokan。”xiawanqingshengerbuda，quexiangkeshizizajintaxinhuli，

yangkaiyiquanquanlianyi。tashuaditaitou，zhuangjintazhenchengyounuanhedemuguangli。neimuguangxiangxiatiandetaiyang，

haobulinsedizhaozheta，budaiyidianershenshihuochaoxiao。“baitiandepaiqiufaqiuteshuai，

zuowantingjiandejitashengyetehaoting。”tadunledun，buleyiju，“bi《liangzhilaohu》haotingduole。

”shenyiyangliantengyixiajiuhongle，zheicibushiyande，shizhenjiongpohebuzhidaozaban。tazhanglezhangzui，

houlongxiangbeishaduzhule，yigezidoubengbuchulai。xinlitoumougedongdebangyingdejiaoluo，haoxiang“kaca”yixia，

lieledaogengshendekouzi。zhenghaozheishihou，xiawanqingzaishoudianguangquanpangbiandeyizifenglimodaolezijideshoulian。

“zhaozhele！”tagaoxingdinaqilianzi，duizheguangkanlekan，meihuai。

zheixiaochaquganghaohuanjieletaiguoningzhonghegangadeqifen。shenyiyanghaoxiangyesonglekouqi，zhaozhejihuizhuanyihuati，

shengerhaidaizhedianbuzirandeya：“……zhaozhejiuhao。”yujianjianxiaole。xiawanqingzhanqishen，

paipaiyifushangdeshuiqi：“yuxiaole，huiba。mingtianhaiyourenwuni，

‘zongyizhishen’kedeliudiantilijixuzhaozhewomen。”tayongletadegeng，yuqiqingsong。

shenyiyangyemanmanzhanqilai，lianshangdehonghaimeiquantui，danbiaoqinghuanhelebushao。takanzhetingwaiximideyusi，