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zaidongnanyashanlindeyichufudi,xiaoyangungun,danhenchuchu,xianranshiganggangjinglileyichangjizhan。
shijigeshenchuantezhongbingfudezhanshizhengzaidasaozhanchang,qinglishiti,shouyazhanfu,banyunwuzi。
shitihewuzidouxunjideyundaolejiuhuzhishengjishang,erzhanfusuizhezhanshiyashanglelingyijiawuzhuangzhishengji,suizhehonglonglongdezhishengjishengxiangdeyuanqu,shanlinlizhiliuxiazhanhoudeyanhuoqi,xuexingqi。
denganjingdezhiyoufengchuiguodeshihou,yizhibozudeyegoukaishifanbaoyichushumuduijidefeixu,suizheyishengqingcuideqiangxiang,yegouaimingyishengdaodi。
liangjiu,feixuchuyouledongjing,yigenyigendeshumubeituikai,conglimianzuanchulaiyigehunshenxuezidemengren。
zhijiantamanlianwugou,zhiyouyishuangyanjingmingliangruxing,touzhejianyihezixin。
mengrentileyixiadaodibudongdeyegou,wushengdexiaolexiao,nannanziyudao:“shinianle,renwuzhongyuwanchengle,yeshishihouhuijiale。”
001回家
yuhoudehuanghun,wanxiaxuanlanwumei,hufengxuxu,weiyiquehandeshi,kongqizhonghunzazhejiyouweiheyuxingwei。
zhanghonghaoyoulunxuxuhuanhuankaoanhou,mengrenwangzhejiedukoushuxideyiqie,xinzhongbaiganjiaoji,shinianle,zhendehuilaile!
“luoshuile!yourenluoshuile!”
turancongshenhouchuanlaihuangluandejianshengdajiao,haiyoushengshengqilisihao:“yuanyuan!wodeyuanyuana,sheilaijiujiuwodehaizi!”
mengrenniutoukanqu,chuanweiyoubushaorenzhizhidiandian,shenceyigenvzichaozijidenanbandao:“gaoyang,niqujiurena!”
neinanbanchiyilexiadao:“dailin,mashangjiuyoushuishouhuiqujiurende。”
guoran,zhitingputongliangsheng,jiuyouliangrenxiangjitiaoshuiqujiuren。
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yankanzheluoshuidexiaohaizijiushanglai,bushaorenpaishouchengzan。
mengrenzheicaicongrongdekaishishangan,suirancongyoulunshangxialaidekerenbuduo,danhaishiyouxiaofanguan,xiaolvguanqianlailakenannvdoureqingdeweileshanglai,jigefeipangdezhongniannvrenzhizhenduinanxingyoukezhaohudao:“yaozhusuma,shenmedouyou,jiageshizaigongdao。”
tingdaozheijushenmedouyou,mengrenbujinguaner,zheixietaolujuranshinianlaiyizhimeibian,tazhidaozheishizhishenme。
lakedenvrenyikanmengrensihuyouxieyidong,mashangzhudongshenshouchezhetadetibaodao:“laoban,lailai,nidongde。nanrenzaiwainanengkuidaileziji?xiuxiyixia,fangsongyixia,baonimanyi!”
mengrenbudongshengsedejiangtibaohuanleyizhishoutizhe,yongqingyangtuhuadao:“huiwulikunjuebuniaosaixie?(huijiashuibushufuma?)”
nvrenyitingtazheizizhengqiangyuandeqingyangtuhua,youxiezichaodeyixiao,suihoubailemengrenyiyan,xingxingertui。
jiuzaizheishi,yilianglaosilaisitingzailedukouxianyandeweizhi,zhijianzaijiabanshangbishimengrendenvzizaisijihenanbanzhoudaodezhaoguxia,youyadeshangche。
mengrenxinliyixiao,anxiangrenmei,xinshan,haiduojin,shijianmeihaodeshiqing,tadouyongyoule。
ganghaoyiliangchuzuchemanyouyoudeguolai,mengrenzhaozhaoshou,zaifujiashizuowenhou,yongqingyangkouyindandandao:“qutaohuajing。”
chuzuchesijikanlemengrenyiyan,jieshidao:“wozhinengdaolukou,taohuajinglimianshizaitaiyongdule,jinquleyigexiaoshinengchulaidoushihaoshi。”
mengrendiantou,anxiangzijiyemeidasuanjinqu。
deshisijijianmengrenmianwubiaoqing,yiweitabushuang,jiezhejieshidao:“zheitaohuajingzhiqianhaihao,jinnianchuanchulaiyaopenghugaizaodexiaoxi,doubuzhidaoshizhenshijia,fanzhengjiudaochukaishiluandaluanjian,shazizhuantoudulu,lukuangzhendezaogaotoule。”
mengreneleyisheng,dandandao:“weijianmeirenguanma?”
deshisijitucaodao:“zenmehuimeirenguan?kefangbushengfanga,youxierenjiasangengbanyeqingrendajianjiaceng。kongweiderenjiusuanershisixiaoshishouzhe,yeshigudongbuguxia。”
mengrenxiangqizijidelaofangzi,bujinxianglaoshihoudaodefumuyinggaibuhuiweijiande,buyouweiweitanqi,yebuzhidaotamenxianzaizheimeyang?xiaomeiyinggaidaxuekuaibiyele。
yiqiancongbuganquxiangtamen,shipazijixinqingyouqifu,yingxianglezijixinjing,zuoqishilaijiubugouxinhenshoula。
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linjinjiamen,tingdaojialidejingkuang,mengrenzaiwaitieshixinchangdexinjiuxiangjidanqiaoyiyangsuiliele,duiqinqingsiniandejiuxiangsuiqiaodejidanyiyangrouruowuli,kewangnengcongxinhuidaojiawennuandehuaibaoshirucipoqieqilai。
shijifenzhongdelucheng,deshisijikaidewenerkuai,zaimengrenkanlaihaishixianmanle。
kezhendedaolelukou,mengrenjuranyouchichibuganxiache。
kanzhemengrenzheiyangzi,deshisijibumianyouxiejile,lianmangdao:“bushishuohaolebujinquma?”
mengrenzheicaihuiguoshenle,youxieqianyidechaodeshisijiyixiao,kanlekanjijiaqi,taochuyizhangwushiyuanzhibidiguoquhoudao:“buyongzhaole。”
mengrencaixiache,mengdiyouyibeiqiedehandao:“deshi,deshi,qiuqiunixiaqujiujiurenba!”
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deshisijiyouyuleyixia,haishibiaoshiqianyidejujue。
kandaomuqindeneiyichanei,mengrenxinxiangbeishenmezhalexia——tongdetayiduosuo,jialirenzenmele?sheichushile?
yankandeshijiuyaozou,mengrenmengdipaileyixiacheyinqinggai,yinqinggaidunshibiejinquyidakuaidifang。
tingdaoshengxiangdedeshisijijimangxiachekanlekanyinqinggai,mashangbianliandaochaomengrenlishengdao:“nishenmeyisi?”
mengrenpiqihenhaodeyixiao,chaotadao:“duibuqi,wojiushiguyide。nixiangyaoxiucheqian,jiuzaizheilidengzhe,woxiaqujierenshanglaijiujini!”
deshisijiyouxieroutengdeyangzikanlekanyinqinggai,meihaoqidao:“nijiubunenghaohaoshuoma?”
mengrenanxiang,haohaoshuoniweibihuitinga。
tabuqulihuideshisiji,ershizhuanshenchaozijimuqindao:“ma,woshirenzai,jialisheichushile?”
niangtingdaochaosimuxiangdeerzideshengyin,zaikandaoyigetingbajianshuodeerzizhenjiuxiangcongtianerjiangyiban,dunshijiuyaojidongdeyunxuanguoqu。
mengrenlianmangfuzhuniang,jiangtachanfuzhezuojindeshihouxishengxiqidao:“ma,ninxianbuyaoduoshuohua,woxiaqujierenjiucheng。jialisheizenmele?”
niangjinjinzhuaizheierzi,jiuxiangshenpatahuituranpaoleyiyang,leiyanpopodewangzhezijirisiyexiangdeerziwuyanzhedao:“nizheihunzhangdongxi,zheixieniannisinaliqule?youshicongnalimaochulaide?”
mengrenxinqingyouxiefuza,shenshenxilekouqi,qingshengdao:“ma,xianzaibushishuozheixiedeshihou,jialidaodisheizenmele?”
niangzheicaixingwu,jiaojidejiuyaoxiachedao:“shiniba!nibabeirendapoletou,liulehaoduoxue。wodaledianhuajiajie,tadale120jijiudianhua,renyezaiwanghuijiaganle。wo,woqiaozhetabuduijing,xinlizheji,youbuganzheiyanggandengzhe,jiuxiangzijidachesongquyiyuan。”
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mengrenxinlishaxinyiqi,yanlideliqiyishanermei,danmashanglengjingxialaianfuniangdao:“ma,meishi,wohuilaijiuhaole。ninbuzheji,jiuzaizheilidengzhe,woqujiebaguolai。”
shuowanjiangshoutibaowangniangshouliyifang,chaodeshisijidao:“dengwojifenzhong,wohenkuaijiuhuilai。”
tabudengdeshisijihuihua,renjiuxiangliebaokandaoliewuyibanchongcibenzhepaoqilai,jingzhichaozijijiamenfeichierqu。
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