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“嘭”
suizhezheiyishengmenxiang，zhangxiaomingfeishuodeshenquyouyimeipaodanyiyang，dansheerchu，zhenggeshentizhongzhongzhuangdaohoumianqiangbishang，naodaiyiwai，hunsiguoqu。
shubuzhi，ming，zhishengxialebantiao。
“云飞！”
turan，shenhouchuanlaisumujundeshengyin，shideyueyunfeidedierquanzhouranyizhi，zhuanguoshenlai。
wangzheneisihaoweigaiderongyan，yueyunfeirudongzuijiao，jiannantuchulianggezi。
“沐珺……”
“biejiaowodemingzi！wunianqian，wojiusile！“
“bushi，nitingwojieshi。”
“haiyoushenmehaoshuode，nidangnianzenmedayingwode？”
“wozhidaowomeiyouxinshouchengnuo，cicihuilai，wojiushimibuguoshide。”
“guoshi？shuodehaoting，jiehundangwan，bawoyirenrengxia，haidewodushoukongfangbushuo，gengshishoujinchaofeng，sujiashangxia，wububawodangzuozuifuxiudelaji，lianqiaoshangyiyan，doujuedeexin！”
“nikezhidao，zheixienian，woshizenmeguolaide……”
shuodaoshangxinchu，sumujunzhongyuyinrenbuzhu，chuoqiqilai。
“shiwobuhao，yiqie，doushiwodecuo。”
“dui，jiushinidecuo，yueyunfei，nizaogaisile，nijiubugaihuilai！”
shuodaohoulai，sumujunzhijiezhuanshen，chaomenbenqu，kushengjianyuan，eryueyunfeidaidaiwangzhetadeshenying，jiaoxia，queweidong。
zheishi，xueguikuaisulaidaoyueyunfeigenqian，chenshengdao。
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“shu……feige，wozhidaole。”
shuoba，nvrenqishenzhihou，hanyoushenyiwangleyueyunfeiyiyan，bianzhuanshenzhuiqu。
pianke，yueyunfeideshoujishangchuanlaiyitiaoxinxi，daitasaoleyanhou，lenghengyisheng，dao。
“loushangde，kangouleme？”
hualuo，erloudezhuanjiaochu，zhangxiaoxuezhandouluchushenxing，dishengdao。
“buyaoshawo，woshenmedoumeikanjian。”
“kanmeikanjiandaowufang，wojiaoyueyunfei，bufu，suishifengpei。”
“haiyou，daitaxinglai，gaosuta，ruruozaidongsumujunyigenhanmao，wokeyibaozheng，jiangzhou，zaiwuzhangjia！”
suizhezheijulengyan，yueyunfeihenkuaixiaoshizaimenkou。
liangjiu，zhangxiaoxuecaihuanguoshenlai，huangrugeshi，yiweizijizhishizuolechangmeng。
dansuijikanjianwudingdeloudongzijidishanghunsiguoqudezhangxiaomingshi，caifanranxingwu，yuanlai，zheiyiqie，doushizhende。
bangexiaoshihou，fengyunjiudian，guibinbaofangnei。
zhangxiaomingdefuqinzhangchuhuaiyiliandeyidizaiyifangpeitongxia，zixiyueduzhehetongtiaokuan。
erqizhongyouyixiang，jiushiruruosujiaweijishijianghouxugongchengkuanbuqi，bianyaojiangdiyadesuoyoufangchanyijiyinxingcunkuandebanfa，jiejuecishi。
否则，只能坐牢。
“zhangzong，nizhiyaoqiangezi，mingtian，zheigongchengdepeichangkuanjiuhuidaozhang，daoshihou，niliuwosi，hefensujia，zenmeyang，henbangba？”
“haohaohao，liangping，zheicinigandepiaoliang，wozaojiukanzhongsujiadeneizuozuwu，chaileta，zhenghaokeyigaigedianyingcheng，neididuan，jueduifadacai！”
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yinci，zheiyangdejihui，tayouzennengfangguo！
“zuwudoubusuanshenme，wozaojiudatingguole，zhangzong，sujiahaiyouyikuaidi，weiyujingminghubianshang，yidanrushou，kaifachengloupan，daoshoudeyinzi，shudoushubuwan！”
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tingzheliangpingdechumouhuace，zhangchuhuaixiaodezuijiaoyaoguadaotianshang。
naohaizhong，sihuchengxianchuyifuchangjing，zijishenzhejinzhuang，zhunbeijinjingbaijianjingdougedajiazudeqingjing。
jiuzaizheishi，liangpinghurandishengdao。
“duile，zhangzong，yougexiaoxibuzhinintingmeitingshuo？”
“什么消息？”
“jiangzhouzuijin，jiangyaoyinglaiyiweidarenwu，tingshuotadeshenfen，kanbijiuzhouzhouzhu，wulunzaigegelingyu，douyourushenyibandecunzai，yebuxiaodeshibushizhende？”
“zheimeniubi！chuiniusheibuhui，buguo，nicongnatinglaide？”
“从……”
jiuzailiangpingjijiangbengchuxiamianhuashi，guibinbaofangfangmenhuranbeiyijiaochuaikai。
jiezhe，siwugebaobiaotuirandaodi，yiranshenshouzhongshang。
“什么人！”
“要你命的人！”
“batajiwozhuaqilai！”
hualuo，fangjianneidebaobiaoqishenershang，yankanjiuyaopengdaociren。
quezaizheishi，zhijiancirenjiaoxiayidian，shenti，ruguimeiyibanxiaoshibujian。
xiayike，suizhejishengcanjiaoxilai，baobiaomenfenfentongkudaodi。
youde，wuzhushoubei，youde，quanzheshenti，haiyoude，yijinghunjue。
“你…”
“woshenme？hua，wozhishuoyibian，zhuoshangdebi，ruruosheiganna，wobaozheng，tadeshou，biduan！”
yueyunfeiyanjianyigai，yibuzaibi，ershijiaoyi。
“hetafeishenmehua，zhangzong，wojiubuxin，pingzhangjiazaijiangzhoudeshili，haihuipayigeququwumingshubei，nibuyongdongshou，wotiniqian！”
shuoba，liangpingshenshoubianyaonaqineizhigangbi，danlingtameiyouxiangdaodeshi，jiuzaitadeshouzhijuligangbizhiyoubudaoyigongfenshi，yibingfeidaoshunjiancongyipangfeilai。
jiezhe，bianshiyishengsixinliefeidecanjiao。
“啊！我的手！”
xiayimiao，feidaoruqiang，shou，duanle。
“ni……nijinggan……”
jiandaozheizhongqingxing，zhangchuhuaidunshihedehoutuijibu，huran，yigerutongqiangbideshentirangtazhizhuleshenxing。
“zhangzongmopa，youwozai，tashangbuleni！”
huitoukanqu，yuanlaishizhangchuhuaihuazhongjinpinlaidejuedinggaoshou，disanshiliudaijingangquanchuanren，wangqiang。
zhijiancirenshengaoliangmikaiwai，zuidameikuan，yitoujuanfasuiyisanluo，shaqishizu。
zhanzaineili，youruyizuomoshenjiangshi，qitadebaobiaopingshiyehenshaoyuqijiechu，zhiyincirenxinggeguaili，bushanyanci。
zaiguantadequantou，meiyigetuchudequangudouyaobichangrendashangliangbeibuzhi，zheijiushilianxijingangquandedaijia，chuanyanliandaojizhi，suishiduanmu，bizadoufuhaiyaorongyi，gujitacishijingjie，yinggaixiangchawuji。
“wang……qiang，bangwomieleta，zheigeyuechulegongziwai，wozaijinilingjiawuwan！”
“好，一言为定！”
wangqiangbenlaiyizhiweidong，yinweitadezerenzhishibaohuzhangchuhuaianquan，bushidadou，dancishitingdaoyouqianna，bianzuijiaoyilie，shaxinzhouqi。
jiezhe，taliangbulaidaoneirenmianqian，jiangqishenyinggaizhu，lenglengdao。
“wowangqiangbushawumingzhiren，baoshangminglai，wohuiyihuizainidefentoukeshangmingzi！”
“xiangzhidaowodemingzi，ni……bupei！”
shuowan，liangdaoquanfengshunjianxiangzhuang，zhiting“peng”yishengjuxiang，fangfoyishengxianglei，zheneryulong。
xiayimiao，wangqiangyishengcanjiao，wuzhuzijiyinyiweiaodequantou，tongyundangchang。
cikezaiqiao，neimeitianjidatieshadequantou，jingranjinguduanlie，xueroumohu，zhengtiantiaoshoubei，juranfanxiangduanweiliangjie。
sheidoukandechulai，ta，baile。
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